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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do The Ratio Tuesday every Tuesday as a reminder to all the feminists out there fighting for inclusivity, empowerment for all disabilities, basically attacking the traditional model of what a HOT chick is, by whining because they want to be hot chicks too….you know the whole plus sized model movement that has basically pressured loser brands to fold and use men in their women’s lingerie campaigns and other insanity…

Well, SCIENCE has proven that there is a formula to hotness, and FAT chicks with the right body can fall into the right side of that formula, so long as they have a waistline, so it’s not so much a weight thing, but more of a shape thing, and that is THE RATIO…

Girls know that the RATIO exists, whether they try to GASLIGHT you or VIRTUE SIGNAL you or BLAME the patriarchy for it’s use of girls with a RATIO to brainwash us into thinking what is hot is just a construct of the media not brainwashing us into thinking the not hot is hot, which they try all the time, I mean so many ugly Celebs have been misgendered or wrongfully identified as hot, like Ashley Tisdale, when they clearly aren’t….but people just run with what they are told…

WELL SCIENCE – TRUST SCIENCE – Says…RATIO is fucking real, so I’ll run with that, promote that, endorse that, cuz I like a good ratio, it is what makes fucking a woman feel like fucking a woman and not a boy or a fat slop pile of shit equivalent to fucking the bean bag chair at that high school party in the 70s after too much weed smoking gave you that WEED schizophrenia…

Point being, RATIO…

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2021

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bra of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is the Moroccan Jewish girl from Canada with the big tits that gave you all boners in Entourage and whatever other low level shit she’s done…

She’s in her 40s at this point and still looking fit, because when you’re rich and vain that’s what you fucking do…

Luckily, throughout it all, she’s kept her tits….because without those tits, would she still matter…not that she actually matters but will chalk this up as “trying to matter” with some activewear porn instead of real porn…which is still porn when in the right hands..

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2021

Jan

Sammi Hanratty Bra Dance of the Day

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I post these Sammi Hanratty as charity, because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, but she’s trying so fucking hard to matter, just not quite hard enough sine I haven’t seen her VAG.

She is an actress who luckily got a job on Shameless, which is a huge show, that she probably was like “I HAVE MADE IT”….then they killed her off, or fired her, and she never worked again.

So she’s resorted to the low level attention seeking of dancing in tight activewear on social media to give all the fucking boners….only not quite hot enough to give the boners…so she’s given herself BLUE hair like she’s at a BLM rally in Portland…unless this is what they call ‘E-Girl’…which is like someone who watches too much Anime and does Asheago porn drooling on herself with her eyes rolled back…and tongue out…it’s a terrible fetish that you’ve seen Belle Delphine dominate in her porn career..now this one’s getting in on it…progress for humanity I guess.

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2021

Jan

Chelsea Handler Nude Again of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is some old as shit comedian who wanted to be more than some comedian but ended up running with it because at the time people liked cunty bitches who were cunty towards the celebrities she interviewed, it was an angle that wouldn’t work today, because you have to jerk everyone off with your hand and mouth so that they don’t get triggered and start crying like the weak victims they are….instead of just going along with the joke, they have to fight the joke, since we’ve all become robots who don’t know how to joke..unless it involves sharing a BERNIE meme….weird world..

I am not defending Handler’s comedy, I am just saying she was able to get where she got after failing as an actress because male comedians who helped her out, were into a girl with fake tits wanting to be a comedian and willing to fuck them in the process…

SHe is consistently half naked on her social media, showing off her fake tits, since they are an add on item she purchased and I definitely don’t think it’s something to jack off to, but if a bitch grabs her tits crying for people to notice her, it’s still worth looking at, even if it’s garbage…thanks to the whole tit thing…

Until we see a spread ass Chelsea handler playing connect the dots with her old lady hemorrhods, or HPV/HSV scars…I won’t think she’s falling deep into obscurity, but she will…we will get the sex tape or the masturbation scene…the next Maitland Ward over here potentially…it just all depends on how rich she got the 10 years she mattered….probably too rich….but fame and relevance is a hell of a drug and when you gotta chase it there’s only one easy way to do it…SLUT THE FUCK OUT…

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2021

Jan

Bella Hadid Silver Tit of the Day

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I guess Bella Hadid has probably realized that she’s disgusting looking, even after her boyfriend the WEEKND did some video making fun of bitches who are all overdone on the plastic surgeries and injections, looking like some porn star clown cartoon shit, instead of being their ugly self, despite all these rappers encouraging girls to look like this, with their fake asses and fake tits, only to say the real winners are the natural looking girls who aren’t on social media, despite only interacting with clown girls…but anyway…

She’s realizing that she’s naturally a fucking monster and when you’re ugly and an imposter pretending to be this hot chick, you gotta add props or paint yourself silver to divert people from seeing how ugly you are.

It’s obvious to me, and I hope most of you just how overrated and hyped this one is, how she should have never been a legit model the fashion industry embraced, but rather some rich kid doing only fans, but life didn’t workout that way for her, thanks to marketing…

I don’t mind staring at her holding her tits, because she’s still a chick, despite the hard face, let’s just hope a chick who knows being some Star Trek alien is a better angle than being her damn self which isn’t even her damn self…

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2021

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if the pandemic has taught us that tight pants are awesome, because you’re either alone at home not surrounded by women in tight pants, and when you do leave the house, assuming you are in places under lockdown, you don’t really get to see the tight pants, because they limit the number of people who can go into a place, so the whole idea of activewear going through the roof and all these brands making small fortunes because bitches need slutty comfy outfits for ZOOM that they probably wouldn’t wear to the office while pretending to be professionals for 8 hours a day, doesn’t really impact us that much…but KNOW in your soul that many tight pants and tight shorts are out there, in circulation, being worn for you to not enjoy…but like anything, there is a large percentage of girls buying tight pants posting to social media, since social media is their own TV show that they are the host of, where they can be their best ELLEN or whoever the fuck…..and with that means tight pants get worn on social…..for those of us not getting TIGHT pants in real life…even though some could argue that social media is real life and that real lie is a distraction from social media…weird society but I’m into the tight pants…

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2021

Jan

Woman Caught Stealing Purse Says it’s her Coochie Lips And Other Videos of the Day

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Parasail Fail

Dude Feeding his Pigeon at the Market

Hand Vs Firecracker Demo

Skillful Helicopter Rescue

Vietnamese Phone Snatcher

Synthetic Alcohol Explodes

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder when people will realize that old politicians are assholes who don’t give a fuck about them, despite the shiny messages of hope they spewed on you idiots to win you over based on some weird idealism….or using the right words for the general public to be like “I like that guy, he’ll change the fucking world”…only to do what every other politician has done in the past…not give a fuck about the people…

It’s like this whole CURFEW thing going on here, or lockdowns going on everywhere, where people are like “they are doing it for us, what benefit is it to them”….well the benefit to them was to make themselves look like the heroes taking measures to do a lockdown, to curve the COVID cases, only to direct the anger at Trump to blame Trump for all that is wrong in the world, only now that there is no Trump, no one left to blame, so start opening up like they did in CALI despite having more cases in ICU and sick than they did in December when they did the lockdown….it’s all so nutty.

Not that I care about politics, more about humanity, it’s like you show these people this idea, this polished idea, that they like and they ignore everything else and just want that shiny thing….MOTH to flame shit, only the FLAME is marketing and selling you morons on shit you don’t need.

It applies to all aspects of your life…SELL or BE SOLD…and you’re all being sold…

Idiots.

Ana De Armas is Single and Hot
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In Bed with Nude Model Patricia Marina
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Jay Cutler Spotted With Hot Blonde in Miami
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Underground Bike Parking in the Netherlands
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Old Man and Dog on the SeeSaw
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Crotchet Bernie On Sale for 17,000 Dollars
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B.J. Penn Arrested in Hawaii on Suspicion of DUI
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Messed Up Cracker at the Storey
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Jessica Alba Fails the Buss It Challenge
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Model Natalia Sobieska in some Casual Apartment Hangs
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Weird Scooby Doo Supercut
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UFC Fighter Mike Perry Uses His Girlfriend’s Booty to Work on His Hands
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Man Earns Big Ups
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you can game them, you might as well game them, the general public is so fucking stupid, you might as well take advantage of that….create that lie and build on it.

After 16 years of DrunkenStepfather, calling out all the bullshit out there that is obvious, annoying, or ridiculous….has been the wrong fucking strategy…

I should have seen the bullshit working, hopped on the bullshit, and spewed the bullshit too…you know to get my piece of the action…instead of sitting her with an AD supported site that has NO ADS….

So, I suggest if you’re looking for that retirement money, remember that society is filled with idiot consumers just eagerly waiting to spend money on what they are told to because they are mindless idiots that need to be told what to buy….so figure out how to be the person telling them what to buy so you get your piece of the action…

If you can’t profit off how idiotic people are, you’re not living right….now I’ve always known I am not living right, but that doesn’t mean you should live right…you deserve it.

Maybe that’s why social media is a giant infomercial filled with people fighting to get brands to pay them to sell you shit you don’t need but will buy because it looks so good…the infomercial of the generation that thinks it’s being “SOCIAL”…or living their true version of themselves despite being photoshopped to shit when it’s just whoring products…people just scrolling ads all day….what a waste of fucking time….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS…

Bella Hadid’s Weird Topless Model Shoot
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Liz Hurley Racy in her Topless in the Snow Pic
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Camille Kostek Puts a Thong On for NFC Championship Game…
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J.Lo Recreats Love Don’t Cost a Thing Video
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Young Girl Busts Open the Wine and Freaks Out her Mom
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Vanessa Hudgens Tribute to her Wife in Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Pokies!
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Poor Millionaire
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IG Model Bri Teresi Sinks a Hole in One in a Bikini
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Jordyn Jones as a Brunette
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Rumer Willis in Lingerie
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Kate Upton Busty in a White Top
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Man Earns Big Ups
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Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Spark Reconciliation Rumors After Posting a Picture Together
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Stripper Pole Fail
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Salma Hayek in a Swimsuit Being Amazing
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Anne Winters is hot in Lingerie
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Jenna Dewan in a Towel
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Coach K’s a Dick!
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Dad Proposing while Son Keeps Eating
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Chico DeBarge Charged with DUI
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Woman’s Tap Water Lights on Fire
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Cat on a Slippery Slide
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Trailer for Godzilla VS Kong
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Kendall Jenner is Starting a Tequila Company – How About some Bikini Pics
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Aaron Rodgers Spotted Crying to the Refs at the End of NFC Championship Game
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Chantel Jeffries in Lingerie
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Tesla VS Garage Door
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Ellen is Potentially Being Replaced by Kelly Clarkson
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Runaway Boat – Can’t be Caught
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Scooby Doo Supercut that Isn’t for Kids
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Liz Olsen is in ELLE Magazine
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Topless Model on a Piano
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Trey Songz Involved in an Altercation With Police at the AFC Championship Game
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Don’t Trust Anything on the Web
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Kourtney Kardashian is Dating Travis Barker
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Train in India Gets Hosed Down
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How Airplane Banner Ads Work
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6 Stars Practicing Self Care – Not Self Love
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Topless Model in a Shark
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Reality TV Star Madison LeCroy Posted a Picture With Jay Cutler
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Crazy Bridge
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Jojo Siwa Comes Out
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Kickboxer Breaks Baseball bats
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Ex Gang Member Sees herself Without Tattoos for the First Time
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Madison Beer in a New Video in Lingerie
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Nude Model is Red on Red
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Hailey Clauson’s Braless Show of Support for the Packers Wasn’t Enough
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Animals are Crazy – Watch it Jump
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Natasha Bure is Pantsless!
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Why Women Live Longer than Men
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Cat CHooses Evil
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Emily Ratajkowski’s pregnant in a Bikini
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Heid Klum’s Side Boob for German’s Next Top Model
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UFC Fighter Mike Perry Uses His Girlfriend’s Booty to Work on His Hands
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AJ McLean Recreating the Risky Business Dance is Freaky
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Lena Dunham is LUSTING for Hunter Biden….GROSS AS FUCK
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10 Best Deals on Amazon Today
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Ambrosio Looking Hot for an Old Bitch in her Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Got her Tits Out…
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Madelaine Petsch Dog Walking…
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Jennifer Lopez Old and Gross in Leggings
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Camila Cabello Gross in Leggings
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Sofia Richie Walking in Leggings
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Kim Garner in a Bikini
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Some Nobody named Ella Rose with Hard Nips
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Jessica Markowski in a Bikini…
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Bella Hadid Weird Topless Pics
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Miley Has Nipples
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Heidi Klum Side Tit for German’s Top Model
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Ariel Winter looking homeless
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Olivia Munn in Leggigns!
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Liz Olsen in a Magazine…Unfortunately not a Gaping Ass Magazine…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Topless Body Shot
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Girl’s Vagina Comes with Bonus Skin
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Scumbag of the Week
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Sluts in Public
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Violet Summers Lesbian Sex Tape
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Amira West Nude
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Big Tits are Better Naked
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Nude Model Does Circus Tricks
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A Whole Lot of BOoty
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It’s GAME DAY!!!
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Hot Girl and her Big Tits
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Hot Girl Shows Off Tits
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The best TikTok Transition You’ll See Today
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Headbanger
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Girl Fucked Outside Gym
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Booty Beating
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Butt Sex
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Mental MOndays
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Suction Dildo Riding
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Veiny Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Panty Peel Time
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Sluts in the Kitchen
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Fat Ass Gets Washed in Shower
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Do you like to Creep on Bitches
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Amatuer Sex
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Girl Gives us a Body Tour
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Side Boob
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Model and her Dildo
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Today in Peeing
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Slutty Girls in Pajamas
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They Say this is a Tinder Hook Up
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Girl Sprays the Camera
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Titties Out in this Fight – THrowback
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2021

Jan

Rihanna’s Lingerie Promo Twerk of the Day

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Rihanna makes a shit ton of money off of her now trending lingerie brand that basically replaced Victoria’s Secret with an edgier approach, perfect for all the insta thots out there in need of affordable, Rihanna approved, Agent Provocateur inspired, mass marketed like Victoria’s Secret – lingerire…

I mean it’s not like she needed more money, but if you can build out a billion dollar brand, and she fucking did, why the fuck not get it….it was probably not all that difficult to pull off also…I mean she’s the perfect celebrity to push a racy lingerie line…

Anyway…at least in Rihanna getting richer off lingerie, she’s contractually obliged to promote the lingerie…and in doing that we get to see her shake her older and fatter but still Rihanna ass in that lingerie….

It’s Valentine’s Day, the second most popular day of the year for Lingerie brands, so girl is GETTING IT….knowing she’s probably going to sell it off in a year or two for stupid levels of money…

It’s a real success story, from child sex worker in Barbados, to Top Pop Star, to Beat up and Angry Pop Star with edge, to lingerie kingpin…funny how some people win while others really fucking lose…

here’s some low level actress who should be more popular being one of Rihanna’s Ambassadors to help build that empire out…she is not Rihanna…but Rihanna is using her to sell lingerie on the internet…

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