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2021

Jan

Sahara Ray’s Nip Slip of the Day

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Sahara Ray was one of the early influencers, which is funny because she didn’t really amount to much, she’s barely been on any radar in the last 4 or 5 years, which is basically 50 years in internet years, but there was a time in 2012 or 2013 when she was owning the topless young 20 something year old LA girl in artsy piss colored grainy pics that inspired Instagram Filters…..

She was doing nude shoots with all the big photogs at the time, she had big tits and it inspired idiots like Em Rata to bust out her big tits and cash the fuck in, only like most followers, Em Rata blew the fuck up and like most people who are the first movers, Sahara Ray didn’t…you know she was in it to show her tits.

I am sure she does only fans by now, you know since brands aren’t through stupid money at her, but she still shows off her tits, tits that I think are now implants, but I don’t think were, even though they were big…and I don’t know if this is exciting to you or really to anyone…but it’s a nipple and there’s something about nipples that makes them worth looking at.

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2021

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Canada is talking about upping the travel restrictions, not that I travel, but what an attack on people’s freedoms, if you want to go to the beach with either some bitches you meet on the internet because you can finally afford to pretend to be a baller with your free government money and the travel discounts, so you can take them to an all inclusive resort in cuba to fuck for like 1000 dollars for two…..just make sure they sign that release form / consent form, you don’t want that biting you in the ass…but no…the government doesn’t like you getting fucked, they prefer to be the ones doing the fucking…..so NO TANLINES FOR YOU….

But since we live our new existence through a screen, which isn’t anything new to me, I am actually already over it and hate the screen, but yeah…we don’t need to travel..we can just remain prisoners over a virus that BARELY KILLS anyone, that they are basically just going to phase out because they know it’s all bullshit, and that people will just be so happy to go back to normal that they won’t ask questions…

We are all pawns…tax paying pawns…

But luckily, while living in our own prisons, we can turn to the internet for a bunch of tanlines, because ultimately, you know as well as I do that you’re not going anywhere with bitches who have tanlines, not even the stripclub….so pics work and here they are.

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2021

Jan

Woman Gets Fat Burnt Off Her in New Fitness Trend and Other Videos of the Day

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Blatant Bike Thief

Hell On Wheels

Propane Tank Gets Hit

Woman Gets Kicked Off the Bus

Sledder Takes Out Two

Robbery Fail

Covid has Gone Too Far

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today should be a reminder to all your ROBIN HOOD app users that are on the day trade hustle, that the SYSTEM is not designed to work for the individual and they system by definition is the system…and you are just a COG not a COCK but a COG in one of the insignificant gears….YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY….

Blocked from buying or selling stocks they pull a profit on…seems fucking criminal…

Not that I care about all you day trading people making millions, since I am not one of you, but I do think the world is unfair to the everyman, but the people working within the system get to fucking kill it, make billions, etc….

So your day trading app blocks the stocks you can buy, while all these assholes on Wallstreet can Manipulate stocks all they fucking want….but you allow it, you don’t uprise, you just take it up the ass like a corpse in the graveyard after being dug up by a necrophiliac…

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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing I know about investing is stealing my wife’s disability money to buy beer, it’s got a great ROI, 100% profit all the time…but nothing to show for it at the end of it all by leaky gut syndrome, or whatever they call shitting yourself in a drunken stupor…but I will say all you day traders beating wall street like little bitches with your crowd sourced stocks on reddit, that really could just be the fall-guy for the crazy Gamespot Revival and whatever other stocks they are all crying about…but motherfuckers made mover 1,000,000 dollars off 14k investment…that should make you want to kill yourself because you were on the computer and you coulda made the fucking move…..it’s like every time I see bitcoin was 10 cents in 2011, where the fuck was I in 2011…updating this dumb site…why wasn’t I buying 10,000 bitcoin for 1000 dollars…..or whatever the math is…you know get it together people…the internet is the window of opportunity….if you can look away from all the tits, which apparently, I can’t.

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2021

Jan

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie posted a few boring bikini pics where she pretends to read at a high school level when you know she tapped out in the 5th grade when she realized that Lionel was her dad and that they were billionaires, so that she could just live basically the life of a princess with no real effort…and really that’s how it should be, if your dad was Lionel Richie, and maybe he is…I mean he was a huge star and likely fucked some groupies out there….but that’s not the point, the point is if you’re rich as shit and you have shitty kids, even if you have good kids, they are still shitty kids, because kids are shit, you’re going to give them what you didn’t have growing up because it doesn’t cost much, it offsets the fact that you neglected them when making that money, and really you’re in a rich person scene and have to live up to the expectations of other rich people, sending your rich kid to work at the gas station is not really the option, but a funny way to fuck with your rich dad if that gas station is in the neighborhood all his rich friends get gas….like “Why’s Lionel’s kid pumping gas”….

Anyway, this one was sold to the Kardashians, likely makes crazy internet money, and the whole thing is not that exciting, because I like my rich kid rebellion to involve falling off the fucking rails, not just doing basic influencer in a bikini bullshit…BORING use of a young hot body…

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2021

Jan

Ashley Benson Crop Top of the Day

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I guess this is Ashley Benson finally deciding to do the whole influencer thing, as this is clearly a branded collaboration, and she’s lucky enough to have been on a hit show at the time instagram happened, so without doing any work, beyond getting cast on that show, she’s got millions of followers for life and brands like that kind of thing you know to keep up the important selling shit people don’t need to the people who follow idiots with a lot of followers on social media…

The good news is that she did a nice close up titty crop top crop shot, so that we can see her more fit than it used to be body, her tits that still have enough substance to feed her ex girlfriend Cara Delevingne, which is better than when she shows us that sloppy ass face, but that’s just a matter of opinion….some people make think her dumpy ass face is hot…when staring at her tits…it’s definitely more tolerable than when the tits aren’t in a crop top beater….you know cuz tits make things better…even faces..

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2021

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I realize that I am the one who puts this post together, so bitching about it not being what I want it to be is pretty silly, but I figure since everyone throws tantrums all the fucking time, WHY CAN’T I!

The point is that I want more girls to be posting slutty content AT THE GYM…tits out at the gym, masturbating at the GYM, I don’t fucking care, even showering in the lockerroom at the gym, which when I was 20 and working as a volunteer at the YMCA was my favorite thing to creep….”Just changing the trash”….which never ended in fucking the gym babes, but instead allowed me to see a lot of old ladies with white pubic hair and saggy tits who didn’t think it was weird I was in there….they had given up on having dignity long before..

That said, this post has a little girls being sluts at gyms, the point of this post, and a lot of girls who workout or have been working out, showing their gains, or fit bodies….which I guess is still way better than fat chicks….so take it in…musculature done right makes a girl hot, fitness makes her live longer and better, and not just when having sex with you, but across the board….life is better when you take care of yourself, but who wants a better life, when you can be a degenerate alcoholic who can WATCH girls have a better life, while riding out your own shitty one…right?!

This post doesn’t make me want to work out, but it makes me want to tell every girl she probably should workout…and you know to look better…which is really what a better life is based on in this superficial clown world….

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2021

Jan

Demi Moore New Face of the Day

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Demi Moore who we all know has been a plastic surgery addict since the dawn of time. I think she spent millions on plastic surgery in the 90s alone and if you’ve seen her daughter RUMER before she started geting work done, you’ll know how far off her womb / genetics are from where she took herself…but you know it worked for her, she was a huge star people found hot throughout the 90s and got PAID heavy…it was a different era and she was at the right table…all this before marrying that Ashton Kutcher weirdo I can’t stand…

Anyway, she’s old as shit now and has gone way too fucking far, they call this BOTCHED, maybe to live a life as a villian in horror movies, but shit looks like HEATH LEDGER in Dark Knight before Jake Gylenhaal sucked him off….or like she just got a SMILEY from her boyfriend who lost it when she would shut up, so he just fucking took a knife to her cheek, or curb stomped her lie he was Edward Norton in American History X……

For someone who hates celebrity, I guess I rememebr 90s movies better, I mean check out these REFERENCES….brilliant work….unlike Demi’s surgeon who I guess did his best with the pile of old sloppy shit he had to work with….I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to sculpt a set of tits out of runny Mashed Potatoes, but it’s probably about the best description of what he was trying to do with this….

I guess WHIPPETS will save her, even if they didn’t save the guy who died at her house party despite being too fucking old to be having house parties…she’s a crazy celeb guys she can do what she wants…including turn herself into a clown for this clown world…

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2021

Jan

Phoebe Price Winning TikTok of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a legend. I don’t do nearly enough posts on her because I don’t actually put much thought into the things I do posts on, but I would do more posts on her if I actually thought through what I wanted to post,because Phoebe Price is a legend..at least to old fucks like me, I am sure the young people have no idea what this trailblazer accomplished in an era before social media…but it was huge…

She was the publicity stunter at all the celeb hot spots, realizing if she dressed an acted insane, people would pay attention or the paparazzi would pay attention and they’d put that shit all over the internet and magazines, all while being a virtual no one..

She is the hype generator, that social media kinda of squashed out because if you don’t have followers on social media, people think you don’t matter, but there’s celebrity beyond social media, and this is it..

I don’t know what this TikTok performance is, but I love it, but I am biased and waiting for the sex tape as I have been for decades now…