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Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2021

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgie Wednesday is the most wonderful time of the week, I mean not really, but I am into pussy wedgies and have been since as long as I can remember, because seeing a girl’s full pussy is exciting, even when it is through her pants, whether it was intentional, because there was a time when people weren’t degenerate perverts across the board, and only a handful of us perved proper, so going to the pool or wearing little shorts or leggings wasn’t really about showing the world you have a gash…..but thanks to internet porn and everyone being a fucking pervert who cries being empowered or sex positive or whatever…the pussy definition is just a lowkey way to flash your cunt without flashing your cunt…

So long gone are the days of hoping for cameltoe when you leave the house, maybe there will be a bikini tanner in the park, a mom leaving the gym at the grocery store, a girl on a job….but now you just click that hashtag and girls everywhere are like primary school kids “showing mine, if you show me yours, only you don’t have to show me yours, it’s creepy”….or retards at the public pool…you know unable to control their horny cuz they are retards…

I guess we’re all slowly turning into mindless retards into sex and exhibitionism, weorks for me, cuz I don’t have to leave the house to see pants jacked up into cunt….and that’s modern and convenient..

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2021

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Time to get high….

I don’t like fanatics in basically any “niche” but I realize that people are autistic weirdos who latch onto things and fully dive into things….I am just not one of those people…I just consume what falls into my lazy lap…I don’t actually care about anything specifically…which sounds more depressing than it is…because a lack of passion is freedom…where being obsessed with things like success, love, family, money, knitting, jerking off, weed, basically anything is the real depressing thing…like get a life bro…

But weed, being illegal and in need of ambassadors to push the LEGAL agenda in America, has really passionate people, and rightfully so…the government shouldn’t decide what you ingest and if you’ve smoked weed, it’s not a gateway drug to shit, it’s barely a drug…you get high for 5 minutes….get a grip you pussies who believe all the lies you are sold…it is ILLEGAL because it couldn’t be taxed, controlled, and it opened up doors to target black people who smoke weed….it’s not because REEFER MADNESS makes you kill your fucking family…if anything, it should make your family life better, more laidback, etc…

ANYWAY, girls need angles to model shit, weed is an angle, people are into it, so here’s girls posing with weed, some looking like they eat too much on weed, but still being lewd with weed as a prop and I’ll look at anything lewd, I got nothing better to do thanks to having no passions.

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2021

Jan

Halsey Got Knocked Up of the Day

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Halsey is an attention seeking dick sucker, who I guess also allows for internal creampie cumshots, as that is what the kids are into these days to have any semblance of intimacy…in their empty and meaningless sex filled lives thanks to porn….I say this because I see how hyped people are on creampie porn and there’s gotta be a reason for that..because cumming out is now out of style, it means you’re scared to be a fucking man, scared to want to knock a bitch up, even if the whole purpose of sex for most men is to not knock a bitch up…

The real question you must have is how does a shaved head dude who looks like one of those trannies on Oprah or Dr Phil who have beards and UTERUS, who decided to go off hormones for 9 months to make what will be a totally fucked up baby….MAN-Pregnancy weirdness…it happens….but yeah how does she get knocked up, well it’s a pandemic, she’s a whore, and one more abortion may put her over the edge, or making babies may seem like the right thing to do to expand her brand and mooch off the attention of people…

But yeah, will the MILK make it through the IMPLANT…or will she has a wet nurse for that because like all these other young mothers, they have staff to handle the whole baby thing when the baby isn’t being used as a prop on instagram…

Halsey is always with the clickbait.

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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa Panties of the Day

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I always find this selfie, which is one of the selfie poses in the “How to be an influencer” book of selfies, where girls for whatever reason feel it’s so important to show people what they look like on days they aren’t bloated…

It’s like they take their laxatives or a giant dump after a night of drinking water instead of eating food, and they want to show everyone what looks like a toned stomach, all serious faced….while hiding the fave behind the selfie because they either look like shit from just taking a shit….or because that makes it more edgy…

I don’t mind the slutty selfie, I just think it’s funny that ALL these bitches are basically facsimiles of each other and yes I used the word facsimile because I have this dream that social media gets replaced with FAX machines…it was a simpler time where people were less about being clone fucks and more about being clone fucks with the people in their own communities..

So instead of dealing with little pockets of different people, we’re dealing with EVERY bitch being the same….

Dua Lipa is just better an being like everyone else because she’s a top selling popstar, but that doesn’t mean she’s not just being like everyone else..

It is funny that marketing yourself requires panty flashing…it’s like how girls with no money got their drugs in high school…on this bigger scale…like she’s got budget to do good content…but this panty selfie converts better…obviously…

Again, not mad about a girl taking a panty selfie for attention, it’s just funny.

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2021

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Gay of the Day

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I talk shit on Charlotte Lawrence because she’s basically a nobody with famous and successful parents….trying to launch a music career because what the fuck else is a rich kid raised in entertainment to do…

I like to think it’s one of those things where the parents see themselves as artists, despite being sell outs who make sitcoms, which basically zero fucking artistry, like all the famous fucks in Hollywood, no matter how many BERETS and SCARVES they wear…

So they have this kid, who’s a little on the wild side, as kids are these days, and figure she’s got no other options and if her whole music thing works out, how great that would make the family look…you know gift your kid her dreams…so hire a PR company and let her do nude shit to find her brand image….and I guess this TIT ON TIT is part of her marketing campaign..

So edgy, she eats pussy like every girl her age…

I am obviously not AGAINST this approach, I just find it funny that mainstream rich people have become this trying to be edgy naked shit…it’s silly…

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2021

Jan

Michelle Monaghan Fitness of The Day

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I guess MICHELLE MONAGHAN is getting in on the viral stunts, because she took her skateboard to her treadmill in something that you’d probably want to see end in disaster, at least I do, because whenever people do their lame as fuck PARKOUR circus shit on video, I think to myself “that asshole needs to eat shit” so that he stods doing dumb fucking things that annoy me…like PARKOUR.

I realize that this isn’t PARKOUR and maybe I am just triggered by fitness…..you know being fat I look at people on fitness equipment and think “you’re nuts”….but it’s actually more triggering for me because the side of my arm has road rash from an elementary school prank. I was invited to some rich kid’s birthday, it was the 70s and they had a state of the art gym, the other kids were all fucking around and I got on the treadmill where they jacked the speed to full speed…my 10 year old arm hit the fucking belt before being thrown into the wall and I have forever been mentally scarred like a MILLENNIAL…you know so much trauma that I was forced into alocholism and obesity.

Either way, I still don’t know who MICHELLE MONAGHAN is, but apparenlty she’s not on LOST, which is what I say she’s in everytime I post her…

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I actually forgot that it was WET SPOT Wednesday today…I blocked it out because I guess I’ve officially experienced trauma like all these whiner millennials who can’t hold a job so they smoke weed and sell nudes all day….I finally understand what they mean about how PTSD fucks with you…because I officially did not remember I do a post on WET SPOTS because I dislike them so much….or maybe it’s just dementia…

You may be asking yourself why someone would post 50 wet spots a week if he hates them so much and the answer is that I like fucking with you…giving you that “UGHHHHHHH” moment you’d get in early internet days when you’d get asian puking videos or other random insanity from stile project or whatever the sites of the time were…is stile still around? I don’t visit sites…

But yeah, you’d jerk off to the asian puke videos too, because once you get over the initial “GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSS”….you realize…hey, his is girls in wet panties, how bad could it be, it’s not like they’re trannies…and you’re right…it’s bad…just not THAT bad…

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2021

Jan

Mom and Daughter are Pregnant at the Same Time – SLUTS and Other Videos of the Day

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Pedestrain VS Snow

Robber vs Guard

Australian Biplane Crash

Street Bowling

Belly Flop

Girls Run Over Dude Trying to Seduce Them

Crashing his New Car

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I see how idiotic people are such fucking suckers who just want to play the game like everyone else and either you’re one of the cool kids leading the idiots, or the cool brands selling to the idiots, or the idiots…

It has taken me 16 or more years of doing this site to realize the major flaw in why I am not living on a private island, not that I’d want to, but the older I get the more and more irrelevant a website is, not that I was ever relevant, but I am even less relevant now….I should have just played the game…

It was funny to me being the stoner drunk loser on the sideline with soiled sweatpants encouraging people to jerk off to the cool kids, you know it made me laugh….but in a society based on MONEY…I should have faked being INTO the celebs, influencers and sluts, instead of creeping on them or creeping them out for a bunch of creeps.

As it turns out the brain washed public want to believe in the lie of celebrity, they don’t want some loser calling it out, because it discounts their core emotional attachment to it.

Years ago a big celebrity site told me they wouldn’t link the site because I make fun of the celebs and their audience is there to celebrate celebs….at the time I was like “come on man, celebrate celebrity, they are called celebs cuz we’ve already celebrated them. it’s the same fucking word”…

But instead of saying, I’ll game the celebs and people alike, I was like, keep on being a stoner under the bleachers trying to look up the skirts of the audience/followers while talking shit about the people on the court.

SO…If I had only played the game right, maybe I’d be writing this from a private island, since I didn’t, I guess I’ll just keep on hating the culture, what the fuck else is there to do…but as I do it, I’ll remember things would have been different, IF ONLY I sold out..

here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Halsey is Pregnant and this is her Topless Pregnancy Reveal
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Removing 30 cms of Snow with an Excavator
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Girls at Golden Hour
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Cleaning a Fat Top Grill
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Girl In Leggings Handstand Fail
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A Graphic Picture of Chad Wheeler’s Beaten Girlfriend Has Been Released
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Car Accident of the Day
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Dude DJing for a Blackbear
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Elliott Page Files for Divorce
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Weird Fuckign Gender Reveal
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If any of you became millionaires on the gamestop stock that went from 2 dollars to 200 dollars or whatever, feel free to use some of that money to invest in me. I don’t have any business ventures and there will be no ROI, but I figure sending me money could be a charitable donation that doesn’t benefit sick kids or animals, just me…but I’m ok with that.

I watched a video comparing racists and woke inclusive and you should remember that inclusivity and racism are basically the same level of segregation….it’s not a we are all one people, the human people…it’s more the “they are “x” color, therefore we must give them “x” things, so that we don’t come across as racist”…instead of back of bus, it’s PLEASE join my social circle we NEED one of you….

INCLUSIVITY is racist, send me money, and sluts of the internet are great.

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsey Pelas is Amazing in this Video
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Salma Hayek is Being Awesome
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WWE Star Kelly Kelly Empowering Women on the Gram Half Naked
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Ella Rose in a Hot Dress
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Jenna Dewan in a Tank Top!
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Amputee Bikini Model Posing
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Jessica Alba Fails the Buss It Challenge
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Poor Millionaire
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Cindy Mello in Nipple Pasties for Adore Me!
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Gracie Hunt is Headed Back to the Super Bowl
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Victoria Silvstedt at the Beach!
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High Res Liz Olsen Photoshoot
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Weird Treadmill Bike
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Megan Thee Stallion Tries Pole Dancing
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Haley Kalil’s Valentine’s Day Photoshoot!
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Hooters Model Gianna Tulio in the Bahamas
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Employee of the Month
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Highly ‘Interesting’ Italian Athletics Indoor 2019 Pole Vault For Women!
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What Makes British Place Names So Hard To Pronounce?
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Elliot Page Files for Divorce From Wife Emma Portner
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Bebe Rexha Does a Little Leggings Dance
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Patrick Mahomes’ Brother Shoots His Shot With Sway Boy Josh Richards’ Girlfriend
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Cracking Open A Can Of 85-Year-Old Cream Corn And Tasting It!
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Backflip Fail
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The Wellerman Shanty, The Catchy Sea Shanty Remix!
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FKA twigs talks about alleged domestic abuse from Shia LaBeouf
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Seahawks Backup OL Chad Wheeler Was Arrested for Domestic Violence
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The Process Of Making Wigs From Donated Hair! For the Weirdos!
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A Bunch of Fails
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Creepy Fucking Bird Bath
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Russian War Veteran Talks About Their Crimes In Germany
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Crochet Bernie doll is raking in bids on Ebay
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Awesome Model Natalia Sobieska’s Hot Apartment Shoot
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Jay Cutler Spotted With Hot Blonde in Miami
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The Amazing Underground Bicycle Parking Garages In Netherlands!
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Faceplant
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Why Canadians Can’t But Finnish People Can Ride Bicycles In Winter!
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Matt Damon selling his zen mansion in the Palisades
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Nude Model Patricia Marina
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B.J. Penn Arrested in Hawaii on Suspicion of DUI
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Karen’s Rant Gets Transformed Into A Heavy Metal Song!
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Dude Catches Cell Phone in Midair
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Huge Avalanche Shockwave At Kapuche Glacier Lake
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Ana De Armas in a Photoshoot looking Awesome!
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Car Oozes Weird Sludge
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A Collection of Random and Interesting Photos
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Dog on the Seesaw
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking for Loch Ness
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Candice Swanepoel in Lace Lingerie!
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Cardi B Puts on a Show While Shopping
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7 of This Week’s Customer Favorites in Men’s Style
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Selena Gomez Big Boobs in a Tight Shirt
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Lexy Panterra Bikini!
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Maria Wild in Leggings
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Heidi Montag Shopping in Tight Clothing
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Ashley Robert Legs
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Kimberly Garner in a Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson Ass in Leggings
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Charlize Theron in Leggings!
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Hilary Duff in Public…
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Selena Gomez Doing this Whole Look
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Glasses Shoot
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Delilah Hamlin in Bike Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Lesbian Sex Video
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Girl Gets It.
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Nude TikTok Transtion
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19 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Some Hot Lesbian Touching
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Big Booty
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Skye Blue and her Titties Masturbating
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Liz Hurley Topless in the Snow
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Big Boobs
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Strong Ball Challenge
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Amateur MILF Sex
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Live Stream Trainwreck
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Gag Reflex Demo
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Shay Laren Masturbates
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Nailing the Job Interview
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Some Car Vibes
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ROAD DOME
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Dildo Ninjas
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Big Titty Reveal
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Hot Model Posing Naked
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Hand Job Finisher
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NERD Boning Babe
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Pillow Fucker
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Tree Hugger
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They Call This Pussy Pass Denied
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Pussy Rubber
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