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2021

Jan

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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I laugh at the DIVERSITY conversation that is all over the news because I guess I have a more optimistic view of diversity. I get that the media wants to paint this picture of BLACK VS WHITE, GOOD VS EVIL, but for as long as I’ve been around Black people have had voices, maybe harder to get those voices heard, maybe it required pandering to white people, but I grew up watching Jeffersons, Sanford and Sons, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince…I listened to music from Motwon to Hip Hop, I ate food from Ethiopia and the Caribbean, I saw Denzel and Wesley Snipes movies, I once told Wesley Snipes I was going to make him a lot of money when I was drunk at a bar he was at, he had his security ask me to leave…nice guy…but you get what I am saying…yes, let’s find issues in everything, but remember TYLER PERRY fucking exists…rap music exists…black art exist…black writers exist…

That said, I’ve never really lived life as “is that a black owned business”….or “Is that a black written movie about black people”…and maybe I am ignorant…or just Canadian where we are trained to not be racists….so I never hate specific types of people or breeds of people….like one would do with dogs…ban pittbulls, save pugs kind of things…I just hated all people collectively especially the mainstream people who are totally uninteresting idiots…

But I’ve also never been discriminatory against hot chicks, if they are hot they are hot and that’s what fucking matters…and I am sure the biggest racists out there can see past their racism and agree that hot is hot…so maybe hot black chicks are the answer to heal this broken nation that I don’t believe in broken, but that I think they just want you to think is broken and all the broke ass losers out there who haven’t figured out the system are like “That’s a good excuse for my own failures, let’s run with that”….

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2021

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts or what I call…..kneeling….but kneeling isn’t as crafty of a name as frog butt because frog butts seem cuter and fun than kneeling…plus kneeling has a whole religious connotations, you know kneeling before god…and for the girls raised in the church making the transition to selling nudes on the internet is thwarted by calling it FROG BUTT…so much cuter…plus asking a girl to kneel will get you arrested because of the whole down with the patriarchy and metoo shit…now you have to wait for them to to volunteer….

According to Urban Dictionary, Frog Butts are not the pose a bulldog does with it’s legs pulled out under him…you know the reddit nude post…it’s actually far more amazing and I wish these frog butts were those frog butts.

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.

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2021

Jan

Kid Defends his Mom from Robber and Other Videos of the Day

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love seeing these influencers with God Quotes in their bio. I am sure other people have made this observation before, but I came across one the other day when looking for pics to post on this site, and I thought….”this bitch is relgious? All her pics are basically her asshole…a god quote…weird”

I’m not a religious person or believe in a God beyond the puppet masters controlling us, maybe alien life or whoever coded the simulation, we are in game players….

But if I was a religious person, I’d think of God as someone to live up to, to be good for, to follow the rules and do all that other God shit….I would not thing of God as someone to monetize my asshole with, in a “he’s in on it with me, he’s God, he’s in on everything”….or like god is saying “Fuck I made a great asshole, you need to share that asshole to the world like the queen you are”….or even god saying “bend to the right a little more, don’t worry I’ll redeem you before you die”….

It’s weird…but I guess you’ll just keep talking to strangers and people you used to know via FB statuses…

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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder with all this fake woke shit by people who aren’t woke at all but that want to seem woke, whether the people being used by the woke people as pawns in their woke agenda, are mad that they are pawns in their agenda or if they just like the attention…

I personally hate all this inclusivity, not because I don’t think black people have a voice, even if that’s the narrative over sensitive fucks will say I am putting out there.

I actually just find this inclusivity thing racist…instead of just casting the right people for the job, they are changing characters to be different ethnicities as a knee jerk reaction that may get more diversity on TV, just the wrong way….it’s forced, it’s basically the “TOKEN ETHNICS”…so that they seem woke…

I am all for different voices that DESERVE to be heard getting heard, I’ve always hated Hollywood, found it some exclusive club of losers who don’t know they are losers because everyone hypes them up….

But I prefer when “inclusivty” takes a cue from Norman Lear who made all those amazing black shows of the 70s…that paved the way for amazing black shows of the 80s and 90s…instead of whatever is going on here.

Do the people being used care that they are being used, instead of using the system for their own mission, like it’d kinda suck to know you are only cast cuz you fit some affirmative action status quo…

Not that it matters…

The other thing I wonder is why everyone is so dumb…I see the shit people fall for, the shit people write, the shit that people believe or go along with that is obviously just nonsense, clickbait, fakenews, publicity stunts…..but do they fall for it because they are conditioned, too busy, just that dumb thanks to bad education and being too busy trying to take nudes to sell….

OR do they just want to believe because it makes life / society / the world we live in more like a movie…and they need action to fuel their Attention Deficit Disorder….they want to believe what they see because they want to think they are in this CRAZY time as a main character in their shitty movie….because normal life is really boring, uneventful and not so dramatic….

Is believing they hype, being outraged, really the same as a girlfriend causing beef cuz she’s bored? Since everyone is bored?

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2021

Jan

Bella Thorne Being Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the product of a fame hungry Florida trash mom who would do anything for her kids, including let their stepfather or one of her boyfriend’s diddle them, which may have been training for when they’d be sold off to Disney…

So in part of her hustle from being a Disney kid, using that fame to connect with all the social media personalities to seed herself into their drama and steal all their fans, you know cuz life is on social media….she’s now making a shit ton of money doing a variety of things…

The mainstream like her because she’s got this massive audience so they cast her in really dog shit movies for her retard generation, I’ve seen a few and they are all seriously flawed, but you’d likely no notice when watching your phone the entire time.

She’s launched merch, music, weed products, and an OnlyFans, where she’s gone onto run other people under her’s only fans, in a weird. content producing, production facility, marketing agency, pyramid scheme for sex workers and she’s likley making 100k a day or more…money to buy a lambo a day if she wanted to because she either understand the internet, people around her understand the internet, who fucking knows, she’s winning.

This is a gallery of her tits, likely fake tits and her hard face, where she still looks like she smells greasy or like feces, and like she may have a dick, but for whatever reason, she’s compelling, got me watching, even if I never understand the kind of loser paying to see these, or to DM with her, when they obviously know she’s not the one messaging her back…I guess it’s part of the fantasy…a weird fantasy…but the world is weird.

What I do like about her is that if mainstream is moving into porn, there’s hope for the kind of content I’d want to write and produce by that I am too lazy to write and produce but that I’ll instead watch other people get rich putting out there for me to sit here and judge it for being shit, since it will be shit…or at least smell like shit…especially if Bella Thorne is involved…it’s her scent.

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2021

Jan

Hunter King Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Hunter King is Joey King’s busty sister who has a far less substantial career than Joey King, but she’s still on TV and thus famous enough for me to stare at her fat girl tits in her bra in whatever show this is on..

She seems to be a Soap Opera Star, who has been on The Young and the Restless for the last 8 or 9 years, she’s 27, so that’s basically half her fucking life, and since Soap Operas are pornos for old ladies to masturbate to, I assume they are more hardcore than they once were to keep that audience engaged, despite being on Daytime TV, I mean they have a lot of PORN to compete with thanks to the internet…and I may still find it weird that women like watching porn, but they like watching porn and don’t need to jack off to badly produced mainstream but porn looking daytime TV….

Luckily, we aren’t old ladies, so we can just stare at the soap star tits in a bra and forget that being a Soap Star is as low level an actor you can be, besides porn….whether she’s won the Daytime Emmy twice or not…she could clearly do better…because being the best amongst the worst when your sister is norminated for Golden Globe awards, is hardly something to brag about…and with tits like this, at least tits like this in a bra, cuz tits like this could definitely fall the fuck apart out of the bra can take you to FAR better places…like OnlyFans where the real money is…
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2021

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s Asshole Behind Thong Thursday where I sit and wonder if the girls showing off their assholes are intentionally showing off their assholes or is that just the side effect of the thong design, you know it’s underwear, but it only covers 10 percent of your anus, so that if you’ve got a sloppy anus from injury or ‘roids, you’re shit out of luck, that discharge is hitting your pants…

Cleary the thong not covering an asshole in full is by design, you know some dude likely invented the thong to give girls complexes about pantylines and other things men don’t actually care about, so that in a panic of fitting in, they swap out all the old to bring in the new….that patriarchy is manipulative and I guess bitches are too weak to protest trends…

But the thong selfie, that doubles as an asshole flash, is clearly more about the asshole than the thong, otherwise their asses wouldn’t be spread so you can see the asshole.

I don’t know why the asshole gets so much love, since it’s where shit comes from, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t licked an asshole…

I used to say a hot girl was “Hot to trot, but she still had to squat” which I guess meant, despite being hot, she still shits, making her a little too “real” to me…so maybe showing the asshole is like baring your soul so that the people seeing your asshole have seen all of you.

I don’t know, but these are thongs and the assholes those thongs barely cover.

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2021

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Leggings of the Day

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I’ve done way too many posts on Ireland Baldwin over the years and I say the same thing in all of them…because I am a professional Ireland Baldwin documentarian…

Here’s the top 5 things to say when doing

1- She’s 7 feet tall and a Monster

2- Her dad called her a pig as a child so she’s been trying to redeem herself all these years by trying to be something other than a pig.

3- She was quick on instagram and had potential, because no one could tell she was 7 feet tall thanks to angles and perspective camera tricks, but instead of going viral with all her access and money, she managed to end up in rehab a dozen times while her hotter cousin, who is equally masculine, just not as monstrous went onto marry Bieber and is now a legit personality.

4 – Her dad is still disappointed with her, maybe because she’s turned to lame ass porn that isn’t porn on instagram, sexualizing herself, and I guess showcasing her big ass that will make even big porn dick look small…and make your non existent dick look even more non existent..he’s so disappointed he married a fake Spanish chick and had 10 fake Spanish babies cuz she’s a weirdo breeder gold digger biting into Ireland’s inheritance as her dad watches cuz he doesn’t want her getting shit….

5- She’s a celebrity kid with very famous celeb parents but apparenly that’s not enough to not suck…but I guess she’s rich, has a trust fund, and this weirdness, trying to be hot and sexual is just something to do when she doesn’t have to do shit, cuz she’s a celebrity kid…

I think my top 5 list could have been better, I guess this is why I don’t work at Buzzfeed.

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2021

Jan

Cayley King See Through of the Day

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You gotta wonder why this Cayley King has a hysterectomy scar….or maybe it’s from a C-Section…you know getting knocked up and selling those babies to finance your instagram model dreams…you just need the right level of rich dudes to cum in you and that’s probably easier than actually trying to do good things to get you notoriety…it’s a society of lazy as shit….why bother working at something when you can take a selfie and get more money, attention, hype in a solid three minutes…

You also gotta wonder if her lips are real, or did she jack them up to match that BILL COSBY nose…..that’s only racist if you read that racist…BILL COSBY has a wide fucking nose….the fact I have to walk you through this like a retard is ridiculous…it’s not a race thing assholes..

Anyway, we are in an era where all these people are jacking themselves up because it’s normalized, but not getting the nose jobs they may need….Not that I am pro plastic surgery, it’s just a how do you decide to go with lips while keeping nose, or did she just photoshop herself weirdly…it is the internet and she is an IG whore

More importantly, how are these two pics the same person? I guess it’s the angles which along with plastic surgery, photoshop, is key to the IG lie…BITCH knows her angle.

You may wonder who this is, I guess her claim to fame was fucking Cindy Crawford’s son…Lupus Gerber or whatever the fuck his name is, I mean they probably just call him the dude who they keep catching sniffing Kaia’s panties…

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