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2021

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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New President, New You….and from what I’ve been told from my insiders…even though I don’t have insiders…weed will finally be decriminalized in the USA over the next 4 years…so start buying up those weed stocks…it’s the next big gold rush….they call it the green rush…

Now, I am sure some of you are fake excited about the new president, or that the old one is out, but we must remember that NO ONE actually cares who the president is, AT YOUR CORE…it doesn’t matter, affect you, or even interest you….you are just doing it to be part of the gang and that’s so lame….but weed being legalized, that’s some shit that should be exciting…

Basically, it’s a crime that it was ever made illegal, it’s a fucking plant that you can grow anywhere and I truly believe it has health benefits along with being a good time…so the fact that people let that banning of an organic product you can get high on happened…reminds me how dumb humans are…it is up there with allowing income tax to happen, it was meant to be temporary….and the idiots who traded their gold for a piece of paper…HUMANS ARE DUMB….

But yeah, weed is awesome, these are girls who are so into weed that take nudes of themselves with weed, and nudity is awesome, so it’s just a good old fashioned hoe-down…

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2021

Jan

Maria Sharapova Fitness Tit of the Day

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There was a time when Maria Sharapova getting sand out of her ass on the beach in a bikini made this site go viral…biggest traffic day to date and it was in 2004….unless that was Anna Kournikova, I can’t tell these tennis bitches apart, even though I know that this performance enhancer who is officially retired and rich as shit from her stint as a top tennis player, since tennis pays….has been the jerk off fodder to many athlete lovers out there…which is a better option of fodder than Sunday Night Football…you homo fucks…

Now, I hate sports, but I know that there’s only a few sports you can jerk off to, Figure Skating, Female Surfing, Female Beach Vollyeball, WNBA, and Curling….I mean you can technically jerk off to anything, but tennis comes with classy white people, it’s very high end, proper and sophisticated, and the girls wear little skirts that flash their panties with each rally, all while grunting erotically, you know exerting that energy into the ball..making it easy for you to imagine it being onto your balls..so I don’t hate tennis…it is sexy….and I’ll stare at retired Sharapova tit pr crotch in little shorts for old times….I got nothing else to do.

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2021

Jan

Chelsea Handler Chair Lift Titty Flash of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is some attention seeking bullshit who should be cancelled, I mean I guess she’s been cancelled, since her show is no longer on tv, yet she still manages to exist because that’s how social media works…the big downfall of social media is that people can fade away into obscurity so the once famous remain the always famous….becuase people never unfollow.

It’s really more depressing than the fact that kids are killing themselves, plastic surgery-ing themselves, getting abducted, developing eating disorders, consuming fake news as they become more and more vapid selfie takers who photoshop themselves, making me doubt there will be a future because social media makes lazy idiot consumers….

Because sometimes, you just want a celebrity to go away….

Now Chelsea Handler uses social media the way it is supposed to be used, flashing her tits, posting her tits, freeing the nipple like it is some kind of political campaign, but really it’s her mindless way to get attention, you know a titty flash always get a laugh, it’s the more appealing “fart” in the room gag….plus they are fake so put them to work to get that ROI…since people like tits and tits get talked about…and maybe tits will keep the flasher working for years to come with her pulling out her tit comedy….

I don’t know why she censored the tits, we’ve seen the tits, if you’re going to rook me in with tits, show me where the comedians who helped her exist as a comedian used to suckle…as she breast fed them…as payment…before fucking them….as payment.

At least she’s fun.

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2021

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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If there is one thing you should be doing in this LOCKDOWN, QUARANTINE, BULLSHIT, assuming you live in a policed state that doesn’t let you leave the house unless you are doing things they deem essential, even if my version of essential involves things they don’t consider essential, like eating homeless chick pussy cuz it’s affordable…but yeah, if there’s one thing you should be doing, it’s fitness…

You know take a break from being an unemployed asshole, or a ZOOM work from home slacker who is realizing they only work 1 hour a day, leaving a lot of time to play video games and jack off…and find yourself some fitness.

They say COVID kills the fat more than the fit, which applies to most thing, because fat fucking kills…so try not to be fat…

Or if you’re like me and realize that some fat people live, that others don’t bother wanting to live, so enjoy what you can when you can, before you can’t, cuz you’re too fat to move and your heart gives out on you, watch girls who are fit…or who think they are fit…or who are calling themselves fit because in a world of 50% of people being obese, there’s a sliding scale…I mean even some fat chicks think they are fit..

Now were I’ve failed in this post, is that there’s no girls being SLUTS in the GYM, despite that being the whole point of this…I want WORKOUTS that went wild, not girls who workout getting naked, but ultimately, it’s still naked chicks…and that’s important for our sanity, or self care, our essential needs and wants…..while gyms are closed…so we can’t go jerk off on location….

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2021

Jan

Christina Aguilera Bath Tub of the Day

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Christina Aguilera was a huge star, never quite a star shining as bright as Britney, but that’s probably why I liked her, I mean she also took a pretty aggressive approach to comepeting with Britney, involving a set of bolt on tits, which at the time was a big deal because she was about 90s pounds…so seeing her in panties, chaps and a bikini top, rolling around in the mud or whatever the DIRTY video anyone who used to jerk off to music videos since porn wasn’t readily available, will remember being a big deal..

Now she’s just huge…

She’s spent the better part of the last 15 years eating her feelings, spending her money because she was a huge star and thus rich enough to buy herself all the cake and pizza she wanted….and then there’s the whole having kids and turning 40 things…

For whatever reason, probably money, she’s on the mend, or at least on the hustle, where she’s dabbling with social media slutty content, where she’s cropped out all the good parts…but is still in the bath…

You’d think by 40, she’d know we need to see the nipple for it to count, but maybe being 40 and a popstar means she only got into internet around the same time your grandparents did, because she had staff to do that computer shit for her…

Either way, I apprecaite the effort, too little too late or not, she’s still X-Tina…so her bathtub pics are better than the average person’s bathtub pics thanks to being celebrity endorsed bathtub pics…

WHERE IS THE POURING BATH OIL ON YOUR ASSHOLE PIC? That’s the shit we want shared with us.

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2021

Jan

Josie Canseco Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know when this picture of Josie Canseco is, but I do know that Jose, her dad, did good when he married a hotters girl, because their combined skills of him being a rich athlete, giving her some athletic genes that keep her fit, and more importantly, money….coupled with the wife being a slutty hooters girl who before willing the Canseco lottery, was making money with her tits, understand low key sex work and instilling those values into their hot daughter, so that she can live the rich and entitled life with her hot body that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her mom did worse….

All this to say, I’m a fan….and not just because I like hot rich celebrity children, it’s a passion project of mine….but also because she’s fucking hot with that half CUBAN ass….Elian Gonzalez ain’t got shit on this, but Josie may have shit on her thong…it happens…and you wouldn’t be against her digested lunch ending up on your dick like you were one of the Paul brothers…

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2021

Jan

Topless Heidi Klum of the Day

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I know people get mad at the whole holocaust thing….they also get mad at the whole holocaust denier thing….they love to relate the current USA to WWII, maybe less now that you have a new president….which is pretty offensive to the 6,000,000 people killed in WWII…..

However….as someone who likes to look at the positive of things that happened over 70 years ago…because if you can’t learn from human historical insanity…what can you do…so if you are like me and can look at the positive of something as horrible as the holocaust…something that happened because people were complicit with the governement and allowed it by following all the rules…just like they are with these COVID lockdowns…Eugenics isn’t all that bad a thing that came out of it..

I mean we do it with RACE HORSES and SHOW DOGS…why not do it with hot women…

Since HEIDI KLUM is from Germany and since she looks as good as she does, being that Aryan queen, it’s pretty obvious that her grand parents, or even her parents were part of the Eugenics breeding program…because otherwise she just doesn’t make sense…

Remember this was a time before you could make designer babies in a test tube….you had to find good looking people and make them fuck….I guess the plantation owners did that in the slave trade too…but ALL that negative press aside, people who typically get knocked up is because they are irresponsible perverts who like to get cummed in, but also because they see the potential upside of the parter that came in them…which is why I’ve never had children…there is NO upside to this guy…

But this isn’t about it, it’s about all you EUGENICS haters being EUGENICS advocates of your own, cuz most people are having kids with people they think will make a good baby…so you haters all hating on your institutionalized Eugenics…should look at Heidi Klum and revisit the upsides…I mean she’s 50 years old…and still good..

So Holocaust BAD, EUGENICS to make Hot Chicks GOOD.

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….you need that mid week pick me up…whether it’s because you’re distraught about having your new president or super fucking stoked because you think it will revolutionize your existence as presidencies have typically NEVER fucking done….but it seems like a good angle for your social media posts…you know to feel like you’re part of something substantial…like you’re living in a movie…when in reality you are meaningless and so is life…just a waiting to die existence…

Well, here’s that pick-me-up….or kick me when I’m down…because as you know what is good to some, is the fucking worst to others, you can’t make everyone happy…

I know that I hate wet spots out of context…if there was some 25 year old slut who was addicted to porn sitting on the milkcrate I use as a desk soaking through her pants cuz she can’t find that release in her groin no matter how many times she cums….I’d be like…”this is interesting”…

But when it’s the selfies of the aftermath of that…it just looks vile…

I put this together as a self sabotaging clickbait parody…making fun of clickbait lists like I was SNL…only my parody is less obvious and instead I’ve built out a community of wet spot panty perverts who come back weekly for this disgustingness…you fucking perverts..

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2021

Jan

Girl Trying to Pump Gas and Other Videos of the Day

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Recoil Gayness

Close Call with Deer….

The most difficult penalty kick In the football history

Weird Car….Sliding….

Quick Reflexes

Mass Wipeout

Craziest Horse Race Ever…

Ant-Masker

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t believe in mental health disorders, I think it’s a mind over matter thing…..that can be overridden….by not fearing death, not caring, being apathetic and just going through your mediocre day, your pathetic uneventful day to day life. It is the cure to everything, even if by definition that is depression….

Bi-polar ups and downs, schizophrenia all that anxiety shit is just people being babies…so all this whining about childhood trauma, chronic post traumatic stress, mental health as an excuse for everything from being successful, productive, to selling nudes online is pretty annoying…the system just wants you mindless and on pills…dumbo

If you’re a mental case, just roll with it and think that’s the way it’s supposed to be, then blame your childhood, parents or an ex boyfriend cuz you sure can’t blame yourself for your own action, thoughts and behavior…that’d be crazy

Stop being pussies.

Here are some Morning Links…

Kylie Jenner and her Shallow Hall Shadow – Bitch Can’t Photoshop that Bag of Potatoes Body
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This Period Meme is Fucking Weird…
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Josephine Skriver in the Bath
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The Kim & Kanye breakdown will be featured on KUWTK – OBviOUSLY….
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Octagon Girls Red Dela Cruz and Camila Oliveira Slip into Bikinis Ahead of UFC Fight Island 8
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Puppeteering is the Future…
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You Know When Josh Duhamel Signs On To a Project it is Going to be TOP FUCKING NOTCH….RIP ARMIE HAMMER
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Captain loses cool after passengers mistake his warning as a compliment
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Customer Refuses To Pay, Gardeners Destroy The Job They Did!
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Hot News Lady Gets Sent Dick Pics
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Drippy Bitch Rubbing her Pussy
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Cat and the Humidifier
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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