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Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2021

Jan

Jojo Come Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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The only interesting advancement in JOJO’s career over the last 2 years is that we’ve figured out that she’s got big tits, that she likes to fuck, that she lost her virginity when she was young, probably after being sold to the industry where she did the whole child star thing, before disappearing with her pile of money…only to come back with tits she was ready to show off for hits…knowing that Nostalgia and the fact that she was previously famous would help get those needed views to make all her adult dreams come true…

She flashed her tits in an IG LIVE, ended up doing lingerie modeling for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, probably because Rihanna grew up watching her on her cathode ray tube television in her shanty in Barbados when planning on becoming a billionaire in America….a story that will never make sense to me…

So really, Jojo showing her fuck me boot, is hardly as hardcore as it should be, but the problem with all this instagram fetish shit, is that none of these bitches, who are all dirty enough to put their assholes out there, are putting their assholes out there.

There will be a time when all the mainstream girls doing porn, will still be allowed to do mainstream, rather than the industry finding new wholeseome talent that doesn’t sell nudes, but we’re not there yet, but that doesn’t mean that in the near future, Jojo won’t be selling nudes, she’s just not right now…and instead giving us this boot bullshit.

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2021

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Sex of the Day

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Hailee Stenfeld is a pretty hot actress that I’ve only decided is hot in the past week and I have no idea why….maybe it’s isolation from the whole pandemic situation, where ugly pussy starts looking good…

Maybe I was just too hard on her because I think celebrities are the fucking worst, overrated shit that don’t deserve being idolized by the masses plus I don’t think they deserve the pay they get since any asshole will do it for free because any asshole likes the idea of being on screen for people to worship them…so the whole idea of paying celebs what they get paid as if they make a difference on bottom line sales, and maybe they do, I just don’t think they do…is really just agents trying to get rich and treating these idiots like they are gold, when they aren’t…they are just people…but the agent’s got bills to pay and he can’t bel like “you can hire her for 1 million, but I have 40 other people who will do it for free”….so they just go along with it, more money for everyone, greasing everyone’s pockets…it’s a scam…

Maybe I thought she looked fat, because there was a time she was thick despite having a dad and uncle who have spent their lives as celeb trainers…it’s like you have on thing to do and that’s be your hottest and you family business is fitness..

THIS IS NO TIME TO REBEL against the family business, USE them to be better…which I think she’s done over the pandemic, but I don’t actually pay attention….

The point is, I think she’s pretty hot FOR an actress and this is her in an ADULT role doing sex things…which for those of you who are die hard Stenfeld fans…is probably too hot to handle….since you’ve been waiting for this since TRUE GRIT you sick fucks….

I do not know if this is from BRIGERTON, because I will never watch that garbage, but NETFLIX really seems to want me to…but I do think it’s some kind of period piece, just not the way I like my periods…ON MY FACE…

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2021

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I am still more into the Urban Dictionary definiton of FROG BUTT, than the millennial getting naked on the internet is universally accepted poses, because they’d hate to go off the fucking program and/or script and try to improvise their own post, that’d be fucking CRAZY…we’re all a bunch of sheep doing the exact same thing over and over again because there is comfort in familiarity, or comfort in things that people have already done, seen success with, and is universally accepted….KEEP the creativity out of here and do what everyone else is doing…..

The good news is that when it comes to slutty poses, I am happy there are these gateway poses like FROG BUTT, to get girls confident that what they are doing is no big deal…

When it comes to following idiots like Chrissy Teigen, or accepting bullshit lies the media tell us, there’s a little mroe damage in the conditioning of “BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”….road to communism some of us are on….but when butts are involved…none of that matters, just keep the trend alive.

For reference, the Urban Dictionary definition of FROG BUTT which I posted last week, but don’t expect any of you to read this shit, is:

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.
Yo that chick at the Molly Hatchet show had a mad frog butt.

Brilliant…but not the same frog butt as these frog butts…

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2021

Jan

Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s a picture Dave Franco, James’ brother, took of his wife’s tits in some dress and slippers in their expensive famous person house, and we can’t be too sure if she’s smiling at some joke he cracked, or if he’s fucking a Fleshlight while producing this softcore amateur porn that may not be CUCK porn you find on REDDIT, but it’s a starting point…you know when husbands start telling their woman to put more tit out there, it’s the gateway to having 5 black dudes roll through and destroy her with their BBC as her husband sits watching with his chastity, dick cage on…it’s a weird world out there.

I don’t really give a fuck about Alison Brie, I didn’t watch GLOW, so I didn’t remember she had these kids of tits, but I do know that tits get hits and hits get jobs and staying relevant and working is all these money grubbers give a fuck about, so here’s some cleavage…that should be far more hardcore…but isn’t…so fucking deal with it asshole.

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2021

Jan

Addison Rae Braless of the Day

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Addison Rae is some overfollowed TikTok trash who has managed to use the chinese Spyware that is killing American children, by literally killing American children through idiotic challenges, but also by making them vapid dancing idiots who produce stupidity for views and end up going viral like some homeless factory worker on a skateboard, who is now working as Biden’s secretary of state or some shit, becuase social media is life…or something…

The fatty, who obviously photoshops herself, because that is generally accepted behavior, despite being a fucking BULLSHIT lie….has been adopted by the Kardashians to get those MONEY deals and make those BILLIONS as they Kardashianss run some influencer agency….and work with the best, or the most followed, to keep the family relevant….it’s basically buying clout with brand money, knowing no one will turn down KARDSASHIAN exposure, at least not shitty social media people, so they get to mooch off their audience too..

It’s just a fucking shit show out there…and this is that TikTok girl hit by the paparazzi because we celebrate talentless idiots who go viral in our society…instead of celebrating great minds, creators, etc…

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2021

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if the sexual allure, or the seductiveness of a pair of fishnets is because it taps into our primal instinct of hunter gatherer, you know when we invented fishnets as a species to get food, where I am sure some slutty cavewoman draped those fishnets over her body, ripping a hole in her crotch for her caveman to fuck her….

Maybe it’s a CAPTURE MY FOOD…ultra masculine approach to “TAKE WHAT IS OURS” life…you know pre-METOO….1000s of years before #MeToo, it’s safe to say men would just overpower women, whether they had to trap them, or use nets to capture them, I can’t say for sure, I am not an anthropologist…but I’ll assume they did.

But maybe, we just like fishnets cuz we know the girls posing in fishnets are just being sluts…and we love sluts.

Either way, here’s a bunch of FISHNETS..

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2021

Jan

Female Reporter Gets Slapped in the Butt and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless man steals pressure washer, owner gets back with violence

A power plant.. bleeding to death in the sky

Sheep being Smuggled, Hidden Behind Car Headlights – WTF

People on the Train Getting Sprayed

Fina Destination

Wrecking a Car

Truck Loses Tire

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are annoying being their fake woke and fake care.

It’s cool to be an activist so on social media they act all outraged or holier than though on their organic healthy save the planet mission to some utopia….and brands hop on board and go along with it because if of the surface they all look like they care the people think they care when really all they care about is selling nudes, or products, or buying shit they don’t need even if it kills the environment and employs slave labor but at least they are vegan, except when they sneak that in and out burger and at least they aren’t racist since they have now befriended two black people and eat and black owned businesses….because segregating people to give them work, business, is a positive when segregating them to not be invited to the white party is the devil work….insanity

Faker poser fucks….just be consistent my autism can’t make sense of it….

Here are some links on a Friday….

Demi Lovato’s Pink Hair!
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Gets in on the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Meme Fun
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10 Must Haves for Any Home Bar
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Sly Stone selling Beverly Park mega manse $130m
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Joey King’s 5 Minute Beauty Routine Using Rihanna’s Line!
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RIP Hank Aaron
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Having Fun With Some Magnets!
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Largest RC Airbus A380 Takes Flight!
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Boats And Jet Skis Get Launched Into The Air By A Huge Wave!
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PRODUCT OF THE DAY – CLIMAX ENHANCER
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The TV and the Internet are reading your fucking thoughts, or implanting ideas into your weak minds….

It’s the shit that homeless lady in the DENTIST X-Ray vest and tin foil lined hat WARNED me about….

Her fear was the EMF frequencies and radiation giving her cancer….this was back in the 90s…she didn’t mind that the TV was reading her mind as much….something we all laughed about after we were done paying her for handjobs…

But I guess she was right…she predicted this shit and here were were laughing about how schizophrenic she was….only to participate in a society that encourages her schizo fears in theri terms and conditions…

So after years of research on how to masterfully manipulate the human mind…not a hard thing to do I am sure…has now controlled us to be like the paranoid schizophrenics of the past….only it’s called TECHNOLOGY….and normal life..

So click on these links…APPLE / FB / GOOGLE need to see what you’re up to tonight cuz you are just that IMPORTANT…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney’s Awesome Dance Video
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McKayla Maroney Bouncing Around on TikTok
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The Hamlin Sisters in their Bikinis!
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Holly Sonders Rocks an Edible Bikini Top
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Snowmobile Over pool Fail
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Elsie Hewitt’s Lingerie Shoot
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Boot Camp
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Rumors That Floyd Mayweather is Engaged to “Lead” Stripper Anna Monroe are False
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Sympathy for Karen
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Ireland Baldwin – HUGE Cleavage
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1998 Cindy Crawford’s Nudes from 1998 *NSFW*
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Dwight Howard is Taking Free Throws From Just Inside the Three Point Arc
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Bridgerton Renewed
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27 Year Old Man Who Hasn’t Gone Through Puperty Yet
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Ultrasonic Obliterator In Action Seen Under Slow Motion!
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An Amazing Arrest!
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Bear Chased Person Up Tree – FUNNY
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Weird Fashion Shoot for Vogue Czech
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Cardi B Half Naked and Grinding on a Chair
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Dwayne Haskins Has Signed With the Pittsburgh Steelers
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Christina Ricci Had to Get Restraining Order from Husband
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Trucker Brings An End To A Hot Pursuit!
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Proof That Barriers Cause War!
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Golfer VS KAngaroo
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Nina Agdal has a Bikini Wedgie!
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Instagram Golfer Emily Caitlin Faulkner Looks Great in a Bikini
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Celebs React to Biden.
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Two Penguin Groups Meet, Exchange Information And Move On!
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Some Of The Best GTA Stunts And Wins!
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Idiot Dunk Fail on the Mini Net
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Kelly Rohrbach Bikini Stroll
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Jessica Alba Doing Housework in a Dress
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Slovak Fitness Model Lucia Javoreckova is Someone You’ll Like to Know
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14 Obvious Hints From Girls That Guys Hilariously Failed To Notice
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Emily Sears Instagram Round-Up
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Model Nastya in Black and White
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Addison Rea TikTok Bikini Vacation
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Kevin Durant Likes What He Sees in Iggy Azalea’s Braless Pic
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Cute Little Dog Gets A Little Ride On A Mechanical Horse!
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How This Family Man Managed To Retired At 39!
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Devin Booker Comments on KEndall Jenner’s Bikini Pic
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Model Lesia Posing Topless!
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Kendall and Kylie’s Bikini Vacation
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10 Must Haves for Any Home Bar
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Drunk Idiot Dancing on his Car
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Slutty Pregnancy Pic You Don’t Need to See
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Dogs Say Prayer Before Their Meal
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‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic’s Lawyers Booked a Huge Celebration For the Pardon He Didn’t Get
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Farrah Abraham on the Streets in a Skirt
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Hilary Duff on the Streets
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Lady Gaga in Sweatpants Boarding the Private Plane
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Leggings
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Lena Headey in a Sports Bra…
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Jenna Dewan in a Sports Bra…
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Elsa Pataky in Shorts
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Ariel WInter in Sweatpants..
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Lily Collins in a Cardigan
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Sarah Hylamd in Jeans
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Emma Roberts in a Photoshoot…
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber in Crop Top…
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Rihanna Big Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Worst Yoga Pose Ever
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64 People Having a SHitty Day
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Travel Sized WHore
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Redhead Masturabting
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These are some Plane Tits
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Amateur Named Ginger Kitty
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Her Darkest Hour
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Girl and her Inny Pussy Spreading Her Ass
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Girl Eats Banana While CUmming
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Milf Masturbates
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DILDO SUCKER
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Big Tits Posing Nude
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Animals Hate Us
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Pussy Rubber
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Big Tits in Front of a Mirror
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Big Tits
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Masturbating with her Toothbrush Gets Caught
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Suction Dildo Performance
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Skinny Girl Shows Off Body
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She Had to Pay for that Private Jet Somehow
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Awesome Titty Jiggle
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2021

Jan

Victoria Justice Fitness of the Day

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I really don’t give a fuck about Victoria Justice. I am sure her Nickelodeon show was the fucking worst pile of shit and anyone watching it was either an idiot or a pervert into bad Teen TV designed for tweens….

I only know she exists because of her sister, who you can see in this video in PINK, becauase during the leaked nude event that happened a while ago, a herpe pussy pic was credited to her…Madison Reed, google it, you’ll like find it.

I guess I also know she exists because people who jerk off to celebrities think she’s a hot one worth jerking off to…..which is probably more than the execs who cast her when she was 15 can say…since she’s in her 20s…you know cuz they are likely perverts who do the Weinstein on a scaled down level….all to put out a show for weirdo dudes to watch…

The fact is that she’s extremely famous and doesn’t do much in terms of work or acting and why bother, she’s already had a show named after her…so she can coast…or workout at the gym where she lets her trainer post jerk off tutorial videos, that are more subtle that a typical jerk off instructional, but that is clearly designed for you to jerk off….or celebrate fitness…in a world of fat…it’s important to be fit…or to jerk off to fitness….

What I am saying is, I like watching bitches in activewear workout, it’s like watching them fuck, but less graphic, and fitness is fucking life…just not for me….but I’ll watch it…which is what this is about.

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