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2021

01

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens had a banner year, not that I know what a banner year means, but I’m an internet dinosaur so I am well aware of what banners are…so it sounds about right…

The reason she’s had a banner year is because she got dumped, grew tits, figured out how much of a joke social media influencer content is for someone that is professionally trained with that Disney fanbase because she’s a Disney kid first..so that allowed her to become relevant again…in the most simplistic way, at the age most Diseny Kids embrace being obsolete and kill themselves off….but thanks to instagram….the celebrity can live on another year…

I think Vanessa Hudgens is saying this with a “wink”….”Happy New Years my lovessss. Here’s to a bright year ahead” because she knows she’s going to have a great year, she probably has dozens of multi million dollar contracts signed for 2021 and all it took was some “thirsty thursday” lewd twerk shit….for an OG slut with an OG nude back when cell phones didn’t have cameras….reclaiming what is rightfully hers..success based on ndues.

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2021

01

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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ON/OFF Flashing is pretty important work being conducted by bored women everywhere to keep themselves entertained and possibly paid…because everyone likes a good “Poll” and every narcissist likes a good poll about them…and what better poll than saying “what do you like better, nude or clothed”….inviting us into their lives on an intimate level..despite not knowing each other or ever knowing each other which is basically the intimacy our society has accepted as normal….because we get to see what they look like covered up and naked to decide if clothing helps their cause….whatever that cause is…but likes, follows, money for nudes, it’s all a dopamine release for the people involved.

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2021

01

Jan

Sarah Snyder Showing off Tit of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some useless girl who sells nudes or half nudes on the internet while pretending to be edgy and important…all because she fucked one of Will Smith’s sons, got put on the map on some level and people started paying attention to her trashy fashion sex worker vibes..doing that sugar baby thing in luxurious places amongst rich and famous people in that scene…pretending to be some kind of model, influencer, personality…all while having no personality…

But as the world gets sluttier and sluttier her content is getting sluttier and sluttier including doing fun things like showing her nips in her edgy hip outfit…and giving herself a cameltoe…

Overrated Sugar Baby trash you want to fuck….OSBTILF….or some shit…they actually call sugar babying “YACHTING” and her tits look fake….but at least she’s not into that whole masking and social distancing nonsense, girl’s gotta live..

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2021

01

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are a timeless classic hosiery that is as relevant in 2021, because today is 2021, as it was in the 1800s brothels….because for whatever reason, I am sure there’s been studies done on this, mean like women to look like they are caught up in a net and ready to be pulled into the back of their pick-up truck for a good time to be had by all…or maybe, we just like when girls put a little effort into trying to be hot, rather than pulling off their oversized sweatpants, pointing to their cunts and saying, you can stick it in but only for 4 minutes so make it count…

You know what I mean, dressing up for the sole purpose of being “hot” is hot in and of itself..and here’s a round-up of a lot of fishnet girls being hot…even when they’re not.

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2021

01

Jan

Madison Iseman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Madison Iseman is a 23 year old actress from South Carolina which is probably why she’s so classy……..

She’s of Jewish, French and Dutch descent whatever the fuck that means….

She attended Myrtle Beach High and graduated in 2015…which is terrifying to think about when you graduated High School in the 80s…and I’ve been to Myrtle Beach, the trashy beach town that is terrifying….

She’s been in some Jumanji spin off shit that I guess is The Rock’s Jumanji, RIP Robin Williams…but that’s a way bigger title than I’d expect on her IMDB…I mean I based on her background and her look…I just figured she was working a Myrtle Beach bar’s Wet T-Shirt contest….or Jello Wrestling contest…but she’s actually “legit”…at least in terms of Hollywood, which seems to be the benchmark people go by…or the distraction people fixate on instead of realizing how the government is fucking you up the ass as they globalize…you know…because bikini pics are hotter than real life shit.

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2021

01

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt’s are the creative and inventive way a girl can pose her ass so that you can either see her pussy and asshole, or not, I don’t know what the benefit of this pose is, I’ve seen dogs doing it, I just know that for whatever reason, probably one that involves people being fucking sheep, when something works or becomes normalized, everyone hops on board…in this case, this pose, is a default pose, because I guess there are only so many ways to pose your ass and when trying to stand out amongst other asses, you might as well follow their lead in tried and tested, even NAMED poses….because you all lack originality, but who needs originality when showing off your ass, the ASS is enough.

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2021

01

Jan

January Jones Discusses her Chilli Shits of the Day

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January Jones, who I am not a fan of and think is overrated bullshit that was the hot girl in her hometown and knew how to seduce men to get what she wanted with her tits…you know the type….

I never watched Mad Men, because I live that Ad Exec life everyday running this powerhouse media publication with no advertisers…but if I did see January Jones on the show, maybe I’d be brained washed into liking her tits too…but they haven’t won me over yet.

I do think it’s funny that she used her seducing men to get what she wants so aggressively that she ended up with a kid that the dad doesn’t want to take claim on….and broken homes always breed quality…especially when they are rich kids…you know rich kids always do great as long as they have instagram and tits….unless they end up medicating with opiates they find in their shitty mom’s medicine cabinet because all these people, despite being elitists in the 1% who view us as future slaves, even a different species of human because we don’t sit at their high school cafeteria table….are fucked in the head.

I don’t know why January Jones is writing about her shitting after eating too much Chilli and Donuts…you know emptying herself to start the new year up empty…but I’m not into SCAT on a sexual level…I still pretend girls don’t shit even when my dick ends up with their shit on it….

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2021

01

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are panties too…and these are girls trying to reclaim their former glory….by posing with full back panties…being all like “I’m not on my period, yet chose comfort, but comfort can look good too, since it’s panties”….and I agree…I mean as a pervert, all panty selfies are worth staring at, even when they aren’t…and a full back panty is just a traditional panty and as a traditionalist it touches my soul…not really, it takes more than this to penetrate my soul, but I still appreciate slutty selfies…

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2021

01

Jan

Lifting 4 Chicks Bro….and Other Videos of the Day

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Pony Knocks Dumb Bitch in Leggings

Delivery Man Spits in Food

Police Shut Down Rave in the UK

Brazilian Police Beat Partiers with CLubs – How is this Normal

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2021

01

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think the “ARE YOU A ROBOT” captcha is big tech conditioning us for when we are officially robots…

Remember….The one thing that will end COVID is when the news stops talking about it and reporting positive cases. With 99 percent survival rate, we don’t need to hear the positive cases, that shit is irrelevant…fear mongering nonsense…

The problem is that people are far too invested in this COVID thing after a year, that they won’t ever go against the “safety measures” in place because they want to believe they didn’t waste a year…it’s tactics that cults do to keep people hooked in….

So remember, the masses are the masses for a reason and ya’ll can overthrow shit…stop letting criminals control your fucking minds, take your money, tax you…YOU FINANCE THIS SHIT….all so they can track you, steal your freedoms and launch the new world crypto currency called “AMAZON DOLLARS”….as BEZOS laughs at you fools…..I am writing this as I make an amazon order…

It’s 2021 motherfuckers…and I don’t know about you, but I was hoping for a complete Fall of society when the pandemic hit, government overthrown, taxation ends, etc…pretty disappointing but I am still hopeful…that the people of the world will step it the fuck up just as soon as they log off their bullshit social media and normalize having all their data tracked like we live in communism…for the sake of capitalism…and eventual totalitarian slavery.

I am hopeful that people will start to say “fuck ya’ll”….but they won’t…so let’s just ride out the last days of some delusional level of freedom..

Valerie Loureda Shook in the New Year in a Sparkling Short Skirt
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John Wick with Silencer Sounds
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SOME MF DOOM – DOOMSDAY
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Dove Cameron Rings in the New Year
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Justin Turner’s Wife in a Bikini…
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Rich Kid Thinks he’s in the Hood
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Hot Nude Shoot with Future Vibes
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Shirts VS Skins
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IT DO GO DOWN IS making a comeback
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Creepy Michael Jackson Dancer
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