May there be Champagne Enemas for all this Glorious New Year’s Eve….I’m already drunk.

I love everyone writing about how challenging 2020 was, with all the pandemics and bullshit, but the reality is, people fucking loved it…they loved the laziness, the dramatics, the excitement, the uncertainty, the staying the fuck home and not seeing people, realizing streaming, takeout, and jerking off all day is better than real life…something I figured out 16 years ago when I last had a job…

So stop the bullshit..

Then there’s the people expecting worse in 2021, or hopeful of 2021, or whatever….so many memes, so many annoying recaps and bullshit statuses because thanks to 2020, everyone’s a fucking internet contributor no one asked for….something I figured out 16 years ago when I said “you know what, I’ll start a website about tits, maybe girls will send nudes, it will legitimize my friendster profile I was using at the time to get those nudes”….which is basically the true story…

So Happy fucking New Year…

I am excited for the 2021, as excited as I was for 2020, and every year before it, because every year is equally disappointing, every end of year is equally a time to say I’ll do better next year, which is fun, even though we all know we won’t….as we get older and older, closer to death, a reminder that time is finite, has always been a positive thing….even if our lives our meaningless…they are still funny to watch play out…

I am excited to see the COVID vaccine at least to see all the mutated Chinese babies everyone has after getting knocked up after taking it. Bitcoin Billionaires be made, even if I won’t be one of them. Machines replace the workforce. FEMA camps, the fall of society, who fucking knows…is life even real to begin with? How do we know we aren’t just characters in a game that don’t know better….just piles of mush with this avatar shit playing out that we aren’t even aware of…

What I am saying is the future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed because sluts are getting sluttier…..and that keeps us busy…

I think 2021 will be the year of DrunkenStepfather, until I realize midway through next week that we’re on a sinking ship no one cares about…..which may be what makes it the year of Drunkenstepfather…shutting down shop and retiring in a pile of filth….to write my memoirs no one will read…..officially ending the site and no longer existing will give me time to do anything….

Point being….BUT THE SLUTS KEEP GETTING SLUTTIER…

Happy New Year you ungrateful, miserable asshole fucks of the internet who should pay me monthly for my wisdom/ Russian Spam Bots that come back day after day to look like legitmate traffic!

Never forget that in 2020, COVID cured the FLU….and made a lot of rich people even richer, which is what I like to reflect on the end of year, all the other people who won, to know just how hard I lost. It’s therapeutic!

Titty Drop because New Year’s Eve is About Drops and I didn’t do my Titty Drop Thursday Post because it is the Holidays!

See you NEXT Year, it will be exciting!

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It’s New Years Eve and after reflecting on the past 20 years, I’m forced to ask myself, what the fuck is the point of anything, as we all lack a sense of family, friends and community, in part thanks to COVID but mainly because of Technology, just us narcissistic self involved garbage pieces of shit on our own scam talking to each other through our screens to replace traditional social interactions as we all struggle to make money to make a better lives for ourselves, while losers who don’t deserve it are out there getting rich….

I am not depressive, I don’t give a shit, depression is for losers and despite being a loser, I am not that kind of loser and I’d never waste my time being depressed as we go through life….but updating the site on New Years Eve seems pretty idiotic, in a “what’s the fucking point” situation, not because I am a depressive weirdo who cuts myself, but because there is no point to anything we do and maybe that’s the enlightenment we all need to do what we want regardless of the outcome..

Which means you’re in luck, because despite there being no point to this site, or our existence, I do it for the tits, and tits are more prolific than ever, so I figure why not keep things up going into 2021, because what the fuck else is there to do….because it’s not like I am on some get rich quick scheme although I’d like to be…since the 90s…I’ve had hard on for running a pyramid scheme…maybe 2021 will be my year to launch a pyramid scheme…but I have a hard enough time getting Morning links up before 2 pm, so don’t count on it….but COUNT on the titties…they are fucking everywhere…the emptier we all are…thanks to the lack of real life connections….the more overcompensating in the form of tits and that’s WONDERFUL..

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Having been on the internet all these years with my own website, I have seen so many huge billion dollar companies come out of the woodwork and I’ve kicked myself for wasting my time uploading Lohan pics instead of taking advantage of some of those obvious platforms I could have potentially launched…like Only Fans….but the real fail was that my life is doing nerd shit like updating websites but I have zero tech knowledge or nerd friends…and missed out on Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar…I mean even I could have stole 1000 dollars from my fat wife….to buy 1000 bitcoin that’d be worth 30,0000,000 today…but that’d put a total damper on my loser life I’ve created for myself, like being worth millions would take away the fun in being a degenerate loser looking at celebs for the trash they are while not being able to keep up with their blessed rich fuck lives…you know…if I wanted to be worth 30 million dollars, there would be no Drunkenstepfather.com and that would make you cry…

I guess what they say about thoughts, being intentions, being future actions is true…winning isn’t as fun as winning at losing…or some shit…you gotta think low level to be low level and thinking low level is peaceful….

That said, I’ve been here assuming Santa’s gender for basically all my fucking life…the outrage we will all feel when they decide to make him a they…..

Going into NEW YEARS EVE remember that despite the struggles of 2020, with pandemics and lockdowns and maybe losing your jobs or loved ones…because people did die of COVID just ask that Gilligan’s Island actress…..all while not being able to profit off COVID because it isn’t an option for everyone…while the government tells you to stay safe, to shut down your businesses, to work from home if you have a job, or live off unemployment while trying to find a job, and the only jobs are those in what you’d assume were COVID dangerzones like grocery stores….and while they cancel christmas and enforce the whole mask thing…plus all that other COVID regulations they are implementing as they instil fear and uncertainty in all the people who listen…

Celebrities and politicians are still on Christmas vacation in tropical places….so there is HOPE yet…

I don’t believe any year is a good year….pandemics or not…it’s all the fucking same….just like my stepLINKS…all the fucking same….one of those if you keep doing the same thing and expect different results you’re insane…like stepLINKS all years are the same…I’ll put that on a T-Shirt no one will buy…nice.

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