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2024

22

Mar

Jenna Lee is the Instagram Of The Day

I don’t know who Jenna Lee is, but we’ll assume that she’s not married to Tommy Lee since I’ve seen his wife, she’s some famous Vine Star who does softcore exclusive porn….

I’ll also assume she’s not married to Jet Li, or the Lees who own the Chinese restaurant in my hometown that I am sure used to serve rat….

I have a feeling LEE may not even be her real name, it’s probably a NOM DU PLUM or whatever they call a pen name or stage name, or STRIPPER name that allows them to detach from their actual self and become this character that gives boners…and boners they give….

Jenna Lee is out here doing her best job at giving boners. She could be AI. I believe nothing on the internet is real….and even real chicks doctor themselves up to be something else using AI, but maybe that’s the metamorphosis from whatever her real name is to becoming Jenna Lee….

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2024

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it is officially Spring Break yet, but I have a feeling that it is/

Despite a half decade of woke whiners ruining Spring Break, crying MeToo and Date Rape and other boring shit….

Toxic Masculinity and Misogyny that happens to be a great fucking time for everyone involved….because the people crying about that shit are hardly going to ever have fun ever….

I have a feeling that everything is cyclical and that the great era of BLOGS celebrating hot chicks will happen again…..

I think all these uptight scared motherfuckers will go back to being ignored like the losers they are….and the fun people will be out getting drunk with hot half naked chicks….

There are still hot half naked chicks, the new generation of chick is not all genderless and weird….

The truth is that such a small percentage end up date raped or dead, that we have to focus on the majority have the time of their fucking lives and that talk about that shit for the rest of their fucking lives…

They’ve tried to ruin Spring Break, they’ve tried to ruin hot chicks but it will be back….hot chicks being fun will happen again…hot chicks being fun is timeless and forever…

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Kate Upton is Back for an Alcohol Campaign!
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Irina Shayk Takes a Vacation!
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Hailey Bieber in Her Lingerie!
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10 People Who Just Realized That They’re Dating An Idiot
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Christina Hendricks – On set of The Buccaneers in 2022
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Compilation of people being the absolute boss
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Sydney Sweeney Wearing an Interesting Top to the Premiere of Immaculate!
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Gold digger prank funny enough to make anyone laugh
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Jeon Jong-seo’s Dodgers Pitch Goes Viral!
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Scary accidents caused by stray tires
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Megan Fox confirms her engagement is off while talking about Machine Gun Kelly
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Sultry Seduction: Ella Cervetto Stuns in Sexy Dresses for BABYBOO Fashion 2024
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THE HYPNOTIC POWER OF SCRAP CRUSHERS
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Helped Her Escape lol (GIF)
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Circus wheel of death lives up to its name when performer falls
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PARANORMAL CRACKTIVITIES #135
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Hilary Duff Bares Her Latest Bump!
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Paige Spiranac’s 2024 Agusta Towels!
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Dog gets abandoned by its owner in the middle of the road, good guy rescues her
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Comparison clip of how long food items last in stomachs
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Did You Know These Things Happened in 2023?: Part One
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Reading books with funny covers in public prank
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Anne Hathaway finally reacts to The Idea Of You being about Harry Styles
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6 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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Cobie Smulders … Seethrough Boobs !
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Mark McMorris Shares His Injury!
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Olivia Culpo Influences the Masses!
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Lily Adelina poses in a swimsuit by a waterfall in Indonesia
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Splash Babes: 50+ Girls Looking Cute And Wet
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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Nip Slip!
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Dangerous accidents filmed right before disaster
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Collection of funny pictures
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The evolution of Godzilla movies over the years
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Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey Hydration Endorsement!
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Shoulder pressing himself into a coma
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Caylee Cowan’s 26th Birthday Bash Brings Sexy Legs and Mini Skirt Glamour!
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Worst plane takeoff fails ever
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50 of the best illusions ever
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Camila Cabello Debuts Her New Look on The Cover of Paper Magazine!
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Working The Wrong Concert (GIF)
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33 of the Dumbest Things People Did as Teenagers
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Mallory Edens Puts in Work!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MIT_TANYA
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Chihuahua puppy teases and plays with a sleepy American bulldog
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Camila Cabello – Paper Magazine
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Sydney Sweeney – Immaculate conversation at 92NY & press day in New York
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Lily-Rose Depp – Grocery shopping trip at Erewhon Market in West Hollywood
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Heidi Klum – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Hilary Duff looking hot
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Kaia Gerber – Month 53 of Being 18: Nipples for V Magazine #147
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Candice Swanepoel – Victorias Secret Bombshell Fragrance Photoshoot
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Meghan Trainor – Live With Kelly and Mark in New York
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Olivia Wilde – Going to the gym in Los Angeles
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Laila Lust Lusty And Busty Scoreland
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Explicit nudity in British dating show and presenter in leaked nudes
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Beverly Hillson Hot For Teacher TNV Girls
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THE REAL DEAL
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Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups.. Oh Dear God
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‘Sensual Treat’ with Minamo via All Gravure
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Squirting Show
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Nude Hot Redheads
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HOLY TITTIES BATMAN! (GIF)
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Lingerie Babe Rene Soleil via Met-Art
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Cozy Masturbation With Sonya Blaze!
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Big Jiggly Booty in a Sheer Body Suit!
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Library Girls!
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Liza Biggs Busty Bikini Baby
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Chloe Vevrier South Of The Equator
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Waving Pussies
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Brandi Love is a Seducing Hotwife!
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Interracial Dirty Talk Fail
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‘Sheer Underboobs’ with Sabrina Lynn via Zishy
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Carmen Vega Easy Afternoon Playboy
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Big Boobie Girl Laurine via Mr Skin Celebs
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REAL 14-Incher Doesn’t Fit
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Things in Ass!
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2024 Fuck Party
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My Wife Is Getting Horny With The Call Girl I Invited
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Cute black OF babe in premium nudes
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Mardi Gras Babe Skyla Sun!
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Skylar Vox Getting Pranked!
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Chloe Vevrier Cleopatra
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Dorky slut couldn’t walk for days after this pounding
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2024

21

Mar

Kelly Gale is Doggy Style of the Day

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I love bitches with bitches because dogs are the fucking best, end of story…but not end of post…because I have some rambling about nonsense to do and I am going to do it and you’re not going to read it…and neither of us will be better for it…it’s a lose lose lose scenario.

Kelly Gale is the hot trashy model who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but who now is more of an OnlyFans instagram model, doing campaigns for Fashionnova, which is the Skinny Tea of bottom feeding clothing, despite being a multi-billion dollar brand, because girls like whorish stripper clothes that is stupid cheap and destroys the environment they protest so hard to save while doing their virtue signalling…

She’s got big hot tits…thanks to being Swedish, Indian and Australin…the perfect mix of trashy living in a sewer, acting like you live in a sewer, while having a modern and convenient design.

Anyway she’s posing with a dog for a clothing brand….hence the title being called Doggy Style, because I am simplistic like that….but not simplistic enough to just write “tits”…which is really all this post should be.

She is in a few acting jobs, I guess parlaying from trashy model to trashy actress and one of the movies is called UGLIES, where the world kills off the UGLIES, I dream we’ve all had….at least that I’ve had…and we can assume that Kelly Gale was cast because she’s not ugly, but because she’s hot, jerk off to her.

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2024

21

Mar

Stella Hudgens In Bed of the Day

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They say that I can’t do a Stella Hudgens post every day. That she’s not hot enough or deserving enough of daily praise for her nudes.

Well, I’m here to prove them wrong.

You don’t need to be the hottest sister, the most exciting sister, the most successful sister, you just have to be naked and the people will pay attention and if you do it right, will pay you money to keep you motivated to continue the nudes…progressively getting more and more hardcore until eventually regretting your choices and dying of a drug overdose….

So take it while you can….not that I am even into any of this, I don’t find her content good, compelling or hot, but it’s happening and that alone is hilarious to me, so I just keep on going.

So yeah, I can post a Stella Hudgens post DAILY.

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2024

21

Mar

Sahara Ray is Still Hot of the Day

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Sahara Ray must be 46 years old at this stage in the social media game, but there was a time in the early days of instagram that she was a total star.

She was the first girl I remember going topless with those big hot tits in what I’d call instagram photoshoots with trendy and hipster photographers who understood that whole aesthetic, hence the cake fart pictures and the other stylized nudes that are more than a selfie of her asshole

I think she paved the way and inspired girls like Em Rata to pull out her tits for attention and get paid, only Em Rata did it more aggressively because she was less hot, less creative or interesting and it’s always the fake fraud fucks who over-compensate after they rip off another bitch’s hustle.

I guess Sahara is still out here doing the instagram, only fans thing, saying WET despite her name being so dry….cuz it’s a desert and a dessert….but not a mirage…but instead pretty real…except maybe for her tits, face and pretty much everything else about her, since nothing is real on this instagram thing.

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2024

21

Mar

Madison Beer’s Tits Just Landed in Paris of the Day

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Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

Posted in:Madison Beer

2024

21

Mar

Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland brought her best TARZAN JUNGLE TITTY to the internet, which isn’t really meant to be as racist as it sounds, because when you think JUNGLE TITTY, you typically have a different visual that the aryan who likely had Nazi ancestors. She’s a GERMAN.

She’s got tits that would terrify me if I wasn’t so desensitized, just he idea of her carrying those around hurt my old out of shape back.

You’ve heard of tits bigger than your head, I think that she’s got nipples bigger than your head, but not necessarily because she’s got giant nipples which can be terrifying to look at, but because her tits are so big she needs the giant nipples to try to make the things look proportionate…it’s like no one had any choice in the matter when she walked into whatever radioactive device she walked into to develop the super tits…

This is the weirdest but likely the best birth defect a chick can have….this shit is bananas…you know jungle shit.

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2024

21

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret can suck all our dicks as hard as we’d like Victoria’s Secret models to suck all our dicks because they’ve traditionally been pretty fucking hot, even the benchmark of what a hot chick should be.

Then Victoria’s Secret decided to turn their back on their fan, their audience, all the media hype they generated from having some of the hottest models constantly producing content in their products, building the billion dollar catolog business into something even more substantial in the internet age.

We all loved to look at the weekly photoshoots of these chicks and because of that the chicks in our lives or in other dude’s lives assumed that we wanted to see them in the products, creating a massive empire.

That wasn’t good enough for Victoria’s Secret, instead of focusing on what worked, hot chicks, they decided to focus on the whiners of twitter who were either too fat or gross to buy their products, but negative and miserable enough to whine about how they market their products…

So a 25-30 year hustle gets thrown out, their army of babes released from their contracts and a handful of monsters get cast in their place, while still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber, who are fake models trying to be their best VS models, instead of just sticking to the models.

The empire collapses, the whole thing dies and NOW they are back with the whole “people like hot chicks” approach using one of their legacy models….

It’s just offensive across the fucking board….fuck you Victoria’s Secret….but I anxiously away the hot chicks they start onboarding now that the woke fat mutant deserving a shot when they don’t deserve a shot is over…

It’s pretty fucking simple, diversity and inclusivity doesn’t mean someone not qualified for the job deserves the job….

I don’t deserve to be a surgeon, like a fat chick doesn’t deserve to be a bikini model, there are standards of operation that must be respected otherwise EVERYTHING collapses….

Here’s CANDY.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2024

21

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

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Ceiling-Eyed acting sensation who you’d possibly confuse for being an inbred if you were to meet her in the backwoods of Kentucky, is actually a hugely famous, possibly the single most famous celebrity of our times.

She’s one of the only actors to have gone viral on social media for being an actor, rather than the other way around.

I am wired to think acting is a joke and calling someone an actor makes me cringe a little, but the fact is that it is a profession they’ve created, celebrated and made important, so I should just grow up and accept it, no matter how silly it may be.

So this “actor’ who doesn’t really act, but can read off her lines that she memorizes for each seen as good as the average person, has a rockin’ set of tits, which aren’t being promoted in this picture.

Instead she’s gone deeper in her sexual content that helped make her matter in the perverted industry that pretends to hate perverts, while the whole world are a bunch of perverts…and that’s with some period eating fetish pics.

She’s promoting some horror movie about immaculate conception using MENOPHILIA which is the fetish of PERIODS…you know, to target a real specific niche.

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2024

21

Mar

Vanessa Leslie is the Instagram Of The Day

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This hot chick from instagram is an exciting one.

Her name is Vanessa Perez Leslie, she is married to an ex-NFL player named Jordan Leslie, who played a few seasons with a few teams but I guess never became a super star because according to google the devil that decides who becomes rich or poor on the internet, he was sent off to the CFL, which to NFL players is a fate almost worse than death, except they get to drink maple syrup, eat poutine, fuck hot chicks in igloos and other Canadian shit….

She’s a photographer, but also likes to get naked or semi naked for photographers and with tits like that, she should be doing just that.

As far as half naked chicks on instagram go, she’s pretty decent….and that’s saying a lot since most of them are vile, offensive, fake as fuck monsters trying to manipulate you to give them your credit card info….rarely are they in it for the artistry of pulling the tits out and it shows.