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2020

15

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

We all like Tight Pants….girls like tight pants because it allows them to walk around looking like they want to look naked, because that thin stretch fabric hugs them tight….guys like tight pants because we like girls in pants that make them look better than they do naked but still allowing us to visualize what they look like naked…I mean some pants are so tight you can see the ridges of the asshole….genderless weirdo tranny fucks like tight pants because they can show off their front holes so that people everywhere know how edgy and unique they are with their pushing of gender norms into a weirdo place because being the weirdo in school is the cool thing to do and being the normal person is just so basic….and basic is now the weirdos….while before the internet the weridos were a niche….making normalcy hot again…as everything is cyclical or some shit…

So here’s a tight pants round up for EVERYONE to stare at. Some asses too big for tight pants, some tight pants too small for the ambitious tight pant wearing, because not all tight pants or tight pant wearers are created equally, just don’t tell them that, because they’ll go nuts on the whole inclusive equality shit…whiners who don’t know life isn’t fair yet…but they will….maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day…and while they figure it out, we can stare at those tight pants in tight pant action..

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2020

15

Dec

Dog Stealing Food and Other Videos of the Day

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Car on The Treadmill!

High Winds Cause Close Call

Bank Robbers Get Busted

ATV Escape

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2020

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m a romantic because I like produced porn with storylines that have graphic sex scenes, you know, 70s porn…but now we’re in this era of quick porn clips from tube sites where kids grow up watching graphic close up penetration for their masturbation, which has now become them filming their own sex from the same angle because they can partake in that graphic close up fucks, but they are missing out on the whole romance and storyline of it all…it’s the journey not the internal cum shot destination for the breeder fetishists seeking meaning in their empty penetrative sex…maybe I’m just a dinosaur, which I am….but graphic penetration sex is so boring….I need the build up, the story arch, the climax and not just on a bitches face….

The only hope with the tube sites going down is that good porn will be produced again…make porn great again….not that I care about porn…since everyone’s into porn, producing selfie porn, etc…I’m just saying..who cares what I am saying and here are some morning links…

The Breakout Artist of the Year Can Twerk
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife is Slutty
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Djaja Baecke for Women Empowerment!
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5 Systems of a Down Riffs
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Flame Throwing Drones Take Out Wasp Nests in China
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Dua Lipa Does Christmas
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Bag Girl’s Club Sarah Oliver is Slutty
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Theft in Broad Daylight…
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Playing Piano for Wild Macagues
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Dog Doesn’t Want to Leave the Park
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Slut Gets Paid
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My Man Tom Silva from This Old House – A Show I’ve Watched for Decades – Explains Rivets on the Tape Measure….
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Never Used Road Car Crash
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Hot Sluts being Sluts
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2020

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trimming the tree like you trim pussy…not very well…not that I’d ever encourage anyone to trim their pussy because life is about turning your pussy into a soft cloud like pillow for men to fantasize about falling asleep on….I am a bush activist….and think dudes who cry for bald pussy not real men since they are scared to get a little hair between their teeth….

Christmas is cancelled….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Vanessa Hudgens Kisses a Girl
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Wrapped Herself in Lingerie Then Got Under the Christmas Tree
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Taylor Swift’s Booty in a One Piece
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Farm Fail
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Josie Canseco Gets Down in Cabo!
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NY Post Slut Shames Medical Worker for Having an Only Fans!
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Renee Olsteads Hot Behind the Curtains Pic!
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Gator in the Pool
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Bella Hadid’s Horse Girl Selfie
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Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Reveals That Her Best Friend is a Cowboys Fan
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Elsa Pataky Swimsuit Pokies!
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Megan Markle Doing Media Tours as a Royal in America Now
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Pregnant Hilary Duff In A Sports Bra!
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie
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Horse Gone Wild
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Kate Beckinsale’s Christmas Card!
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Alysha Newman is Playing a Sexy Mrs. Claus This Year
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Pippa Middleton is pregnant
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2020’s “Black List” announced
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Jessica Alba in Fitness Gear Dancing….
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Here’s How Fake Drugs Are Made For Movies!
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Taylor Hill’s Holiday Lingerie
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Creepy Tall Guy
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Caylee Cowan is Rocking Out but Out….
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Ian Book and His Girlfriend Kendall Moore are Feeling the Holiday Spirit
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Long Legs and High Heels
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Some pretty cool things that sold at auction recently
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Young Wrestling Champ Is No Match For Toothless Hillbilly!
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Kylie Jenner the Snow Bunny!
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Valerie Loureda Proves She Runs Miami by Slipping into a Thong
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Guy Dressed Up As Santa Saves Woman From Falling!
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Todd Conner, The Motivational Speaker Lets A Woman Fall!
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This Budgie Talks To It’s Owner To Stop Feeling Lonely!
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Jordis Tietze’s Rooftop Shower Scene!
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Rachel Cook Does Cultural Appropriation!
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Man Sues Jerry West Claiming He’s Owed $2.5 Million for Helping the Clippers Land Kawhi Leonard
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Cat Gets Caught In Two-Person Airplane And Gets A Flight!
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Cheating Wife Admits To Sleeping 47 Times!
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Model in the Shower
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Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Reveals That Her Best Friend is a Cowboys Fan
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A Bunch of Cute Girls
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Cat Gets Comfortable!
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Giulia Pastorelli Naked in Nature
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Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste Reunited at UFC 256
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A Bunch of Memes for Gamers!
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Evicted Hoarder Tenant Literally Lived In A Mountain Of Bud Lights!
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Rappers And Celebrities React To Deebo From Friday Passing!
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Haley Kalil Booty
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When You Cheap Out On The Musician For Your Wedding….
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Bulgarian Pop Singer Andrea Watched Her Ex Get KO’d by Anthony Joshua in Person
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Maria Sharapova Bikini Pic!
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The Best Lesbian Scenes
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StepFatherApproved

Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Kaia Gerber’s Skinny Fucking Legs
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FKA Twigs the Shia LaBeef Suer
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Sarah Hyland on a Walk
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Emmy Rossum Street Walking
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Lottie Moss See Through
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Lili Reinhart – Dog Walker
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Famke Janssen in a Tight Dress
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Shay Mitchell Black Leggings
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Rachel Brosnahan Magazine Shoot
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Maria Sharapova Looking Hot
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Kkloe Kardashian and Kim in Tight Pants
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Elsa Pataky on the Beach
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Pia Mia on the Beach
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Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts – Ready to Drop
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls Being Girls!!
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Candy Cane Christmas Pussy
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Sherlyn Chopra Getting Her Pussy Fingered
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Vamplettes is Getting It
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Nina Phoenix Huge Boobs!
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Xmas Themed Pussy Flash
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Wife with Nice Butt!
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Grazi Mourao in a Bubble Bath
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A Bunch of Booty
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Double Fister
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Hot Titty
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Front Yard Flash
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Purple Hair -Massive Tits
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Sushi Pussy
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Naked and Sleeping
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Mile High Fuck
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How to get Pink Eye
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Big Titty Drop
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Cameltoes
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Dildo Riding
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Today’s Reddit Amateur
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Vegas Balcony Pussy Rub on the Strip
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Road head!
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Squirting Angles
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Best Assholes Compilation
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Voyeur Fail
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Santa and Mrs Claus Fucking
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Ariana Grande’s Topless in SHorts
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Lesbian Lunch Time!
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Big Boobs in Public
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Naked and Terrifying Easter Bunny
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

14

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Cleavage of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is really the only thing that matters in Hollywood, because it’s the only thing Hollywood has done right in a long fucking time….because they created her and surprised us with her massive tits…while other talent consistently thrown in our face that isn’t actual talent…but that have boobs they like showing off too….are created on instagram which is so pedestrian and boring…being a hot chick with followers and youtube doesn’t take much effort…being a hot chick who didn’t show her hot tits until she was 3 years into a low level celebrity career…..before she unleashed her massive tits for us to be “WTF ARE THOSE”…..putting her on the map….where she’ll stay because big tits matter bro….at least enough for RIHANNA to use them in her underwear campaign!

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2020

14

Dec

Josie Canseco Gone Wild of the Day

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Josie Canseco’s is killing it in Cabo….where she decided to flash her awesome tits like she was her mom back when she met her dad after hours at a hooters where she worked…

I think Josie Canseco is one of the hotter of the celebrity rich kids turned internet sensations, even if she’s got a lot of shit in her face that was likely unnecessary….

I don’t know if those tits are real tits or fake tits, but does it really fucking matter, she’s hot and trashy and rich as shit….raised rich as shit…being awesome…good contribution to the internet today…making it a better place…living like she doesn’t have a care in the world which is how we should all live even if we don’t have a very rich pro athlete dad and a trust fund….which is a fetish of mine…I love all these rich, spoiled, entitled, LA based idiots with too much money living awesome lives….for the gram because why not…it’s pretty amazing stuff.

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2020

14

Dec

Bella Thorne vs her Mom Lingerie Battle of the Day

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Bella Thorne…

vs Her Mom….

It’s the lingerie battle that stays in the family….the way it is meant to be…if you’re from the backwoods or I guess Florida where these two come from….

This reminds me of a daytime stripper I used to get lapdances from at shift change when her daughter who I used to get lapdances from came in to work the night shift, you know following mom’s footsteps because it’s been good to their family…that whole stripper thing…giving me a mom/daughter fetish early on in life….and I’ve met three to four dudes who fucked their wive’s or girlfriend’s mom and that blew my fucking mind….

Anyway, the whole OnlyFans thing is really just an extension of social media egos, so someone who thought every one of her kids was worthy of being a Disney kid, so she drove to LA to make it happen, and made it happen…probably on very little money….

You know a narcissist who will win at all causes…who likely did her fair share of fucking the right people to help get her dreams to come true ..and who has monster tits that need to be put to use by being told they are hot by weirdos throwing money at her like she was still working the streets or stripclubs….

So the Bella Thorne being on OnlyFans is just a family thing, apple falling not too far from the tree, following the leader because that is her mom selling pics of her big fucking tits…you know some family’s sing Christmas carols at Christmas, other’s produce low level porn….and I don’t think anyone’s ever thought Bella Thorne wasn’t trashy or raised by a whore…she has that energy and it’s good energy that makes them all rich and everyone knows all that matters is being rich…

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2020

14

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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There’s some viral story how NY POST slut shamed a nurse or paramedic or medical worker in these dark COVID times where they are suddenly seen and treated like heros….you can read the story HERE if you care…

I’m more into looking at other slutty nurses and medical workers of the internet posting their smut for attention or to subsidize their income with a whole new revenue stream…because getting naked on the internet offers that dopamine release that can cure depression from all the pandemic stress…or at least make you cum….you know what I mean…people are weird and do weird things like get naked on the internet for money, or free, because they like all eyes on them, or money, or both….because they were giving it away for free to begin with to every tinder match they didn’t trust or vet…if you know what I mean…

So there are countless girls in scrubs getting naked for a variety of reasons…who we don’t need to slut shame, they do that themselves by their actions, and why would they see being called a slut while being a slut as something shamefull…we’re just saying what they are doing..why are they OPINION shaming because critics exist in this world…they are needed…like sluts….

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Posted in:NURSES

2020

14

Dec

Halle Berry Pussy Lip of the Day

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When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Halle Berry pantsless showing her bush like an empowered feminist showing off her bush during the quarantine…it’s a thing that I endorse and think is fantastic because I’m an activist when it comes to bush. I have forever told every girl I can since the dawn of time and there’s likely a paper trail on this site about the importance of bush….from health reasons to aesthtics…I’ve called it the fashion accessory to the pussy…to give it personality…to make it their own…

As it turns out, it’s just the fat outter lip of her pussy sticking out of her one size too small panties…but since it’s Halle Berry, the whitest black girl to ever appropriate her ethnic background, doing blackface harder than Al Jolston did only no one noticed because her dad was black, even though the first black person she met was in her 20s….thanks to being raised white as shit…perfect for the white execs to hire her thanks to being racists….but still dark skinned enough to inspire other black girls out there to do bigger things…all of which made her iconic, but her tits had a lot to do with that, I mean I remember that Monsterball sex scene just writing this and I don’t remember anything so it must have been impactful….

Speaking of impact, here’s that mom lip that’s been fucked quite a lot by my calculations…

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2020

14

Dec

Francia Raisa Bikini of the Day

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Francia Raisa is so funny because she gave up her Kidney to Selena Gomez for Clout, or because she thought she’d get somewhere bigger having been the girl to save Selena’s life, but it didn’t really pan out that way…I think Selena Gomez called security on her in the hospital room and never spoke to her again after getting said Kidney….but maybe their falling out was more drawn out…because celebrities are horrible people who do horrible things for their horrible self serving selves….even this Francia’s act of kindness was strategic to get more hype…

Insteaad, she’s now one Kidney short of a full set, clearly the kidney she needed to flush the fat out of her, because these midget legs are thick…

I actually kind of like it…in part because she’s willing to give up a kidney for Selena Gomez friendship that only happened after a casting call for a Kidney match…but also because it backfired on her so she’s gotta go back to the drawing board with the bikini pics or bikini walk… even though she looks like she’s going to the midget toss….as the midget being tossed…

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