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2021

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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THIS IS SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Unfortunately, not the science they teach you in high school, because if I had known that you could spend a life measuring women’s waist and hips for other men to gauge the hotness of those girls based on their waist and hips….I’d likely be working in that field…

If any girls get mad because you call them a boxy bitch, or refer to her as a dude because she doesn’t have waist or hips, or tell her that her ratio doesn’t meet your standards….or society’s standards….you can tell them to fuck off because science has a different fucking story that their fear mongering propaganda….

I’ve know that I’ve asked feminists their ratio when we were allowed to interact with humans without getting arrested and I’ve been consistently yelled at by those very feminists for being a misogynistic asshole who objectifies women without even knowing about the site that intentionally objectifies women…just an attack on my person, without any context, all because I asked to know their ratio….cunts….ignorant cunts that don’t realize that SCIENCE holds the truth of all things in life…

So as they protest the whole COVID mask wearing and demanding the government impose curfews so that the old people don’t die, since 98% of people live, while calling the police on their neighbors for having their family in for the Holidays, in efforts to save the fucking world because of Science…they’ll have no backing or support to discount you waist-to-hip ratio science…and that’s a powerful place to be.

So here are some girls that are less uptight about RATIO because I guess they identify as people with RATIO and it’s good.

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2021

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Ass Shot of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is an actual good looking celebrity. For the most part they fucking lie to us and try to pass off garbage that sucked producer dick as hot, but this one is actually hot. It’s rare, but it happens, even if it should happen more….

I want to make it clear that I am not a Hailee Steinfeld fan, I just think she looks good and that’s what this is about, I am sure she’s a garbage rich and famous person surrounded by yes men with no real soul…they all are…it’s just that she looks good doing that so she gets the pass…

I mean to think that she was a back-up singing to Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect is a reminder that the world is fucked….even more so when you realize that people think Anna Kendrick is hotter than Steinfeld in the “pepsi taste challenge” of celebrity hotness, because Kendrick, through marketing, has made people think she’s not some mutant that looks like she’s got Spinabifida or Cerebral Palsy…all fucking weird looking…

It’s pretty obvious that Steinfeld spent the pandemic working with her dad and uncle who are celebrity fitness trainers getting fit, because those logs and that booty look fit….and that’s what it comes down to.

The good news is that celebrities are low level influencers now, so they post the sleazy content they’d never bother posing publicly to keep that wall between celebs and normals….but now know they need to remove that wall so everyone thinks they go to the same high school and the celebs are the popular kids…

So with a sluttier generation comes a need for celebs to be sluttier and Steinfeld with her fit ass is ready to throw down…

She also posted this pic…

I appreciate it.

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2021

Jan

Hilary Duff Groped of the Day

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I know perverts and I can tell that Hilary Duff is a fucking pervert…..because I am a pervert…clearly she’s into fucking and not just because she’s got a handful of kids, or has the musculature of someone with high Testosterone, but because she’s likely a victim of abuse herself…you know child star shit…

So as she mocks molestation or #metoo by being felt up by Santa in what should come with a TRIGGER warning to all of us who have been molested by a mall santa because they didn’t quite have the screening process to weed out the pedophiles back in the day, because they pretended they didn’t exist, but kids still got grabbed….so I think we should all Class Action Lawsuit Hilary Duff for this mocking of our trauma…

But at the same time, she’s likely a victim of abuse too, I mean everyone is, so being a Child Star pretty much guarantees she is, but more the kind of molested or sexualized when she was too young to be sexualized, who liked it kind….you know carry that sex work into adulthood now that she’s made it because sex is fun…

So maybe this is actually her fetish, reliving her childhood truama cuz it is the only thing that makes her cum and the whole thing is quite disturbing.

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2021

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are nothing new, which is for a reason, they are awesome…I am sure you’ve seen pics or heard stories from your mom about the 70s when she was forced to put her jeans on wet to squeeze into them, it was one of those “when I was your age, we’d have to go through hell for the luxuries you have today”….kinds of things that I am sure some of you have been able to jack off to…I mean “mom in tight pants in the 70s is not mom today so it’s like jacking off to someone else, not the vagina I crawled out of”…kind of thing…

But the lesson is still there, thanks to technology, girls can put their tight pants on dry, because there’s stretch fabric in them, because we as a society or a people or a species can’t cure cancer or COVID, but we can create pants that make asses look amazing and the people who do that get rich as fuck because ladies like having good looking asses…because we like staring at them.

The patriarchy and our perversions have made countless advancements in society…all because of our perversions…and that’s something important…

What is also important, is that tight pants are amore than just asses, they are about pussy definition too and we like that too…making tight pants an all round good time pant to wear when you’re a slut who wants dudes to look at you like something they want to wear as a mask,,.you know…covid…and such…

Here’s a round up of tight pants….

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2021

Jan

Porch Pirate gets Stuck in Snow and Other Videos of the Day

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BOOT LICKER WEIRDNESS

Angry Shoplifter VS Workers

Road Rage

Anti-Maskers Hit the Mall

Impatiant Driver

Crazy Fuckign Billboard

Insane Job

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Pickup line of the day “when I am done with you you’ll be able to fit this in your vagina” and point to the largest thing in the room. It’s pretty versatile and can be applied to any or all rooms…

But since you can’t actually interact with humans, we’ll just let the government continue to use that strategy on you….

I mean, I guess you could use it on Zoom speed dating, or with random babes you find hot on social media…

It may work, girls like being stretched out…

But warning, they may not like some toothless redneck meth looking loser being the one doing it…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the motherfucker morning…at 1 pm…LOLz

Karin Hart Rocks a Thong
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Halsey Gets Into Beauty
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Bieber has Left his Cult
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Elle Brittain Doing Good Things Topless
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Von Miller’s Ex-Fiancee Called Him Out for Allegedly Praying for Her to Have a Miscarriage
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Baby Dolphin Caught in a Net Gets Rescued
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Skier Caught on Charilift
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2020 New years in NYC vs 2021
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Dog Gets Happy Watchign Race Hose
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Bille Eilish May be Gay
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3 Random Strangers Make a Song
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the better part of the weekend looking at breast augmentation before and after pics to brush up my skills on modern implant technologies to see how fake tits are being improved now that everyone is getting plastic surgery to live up to their instagrams….I didn’t learn much but that fake tits suck less than 90 percent of the mutant before implant pics…

Never forget that dudes who buy feed pics have revolutionized nudes by letting girls see how easy it is to get paid to be jerked off to…feet pics, like weed, are the gateway drug only for butthole pics…I know I won’t..

Here are some stepLINKS….while I recharge my brain with more genius over night…

Salama Hayek’s Hot Bikini and Karaoke Action
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Vanessa Hudgens Takes her Hoodie Off with her Foot Because She’s Flexible
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Stella Maxwell is Topless in a G-String in the Snow
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The Truth About Figure Skating
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Elsa Hosk’s Baby Bump Update
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Bucks Heiress Mallory Edens Gets Topless for 2021
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Girl gets hit in the Cunt During some Acrobatic Shit
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Booty in Yellow
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Penelope Cruz HOT in a Magazine
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Kim Garner is Hot in her Bikini
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Bella Hadid Gets Naughty on the Slopes
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Miami Club on New Year’s Eve
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Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles are a Couple
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Spiderman Fail
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It Looks Like Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo Enjoyed Ringing in the New Year
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Christina Aguilera is in the Tub
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FedEx Truck Gets Stolen whole Driver Delivers Package
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Christen Harper Gets in Some Pilates
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Anna Faith has a Nip Slip on Instagram
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Cat Knows What Floor to Get Off at in the ELevator
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Tonight begins Alex Trebek’s Last 5 Episodes
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Dude Jumps in Water Fail….
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Jordyn Jones is Heating Things Up
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98 Year Old Man on TikTok’s Viral Signing Voice…
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Pearl Gonzalez Said Goodbye to 2020 in a Fruit by the Foot Bikini
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Tank Destroys Cameraman’s Car
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Girl Escapes a Dude Trying to Kiss Her
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Air Force Veteran Talks the Brutalities of his Job in a VR Chat and it’s Weird
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Chargers Fan Who Called for Anthony Lynn to Be Fired With Her Thonged Booty Celebrated His Firing
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Dog Takes Slide by Accident
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Mary Poppins Skateboard Moves….
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Haley Kalil’s Topless Shoot
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2020 Summed Up into 7 Minute Video
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Cat JUmps in Fridge to Steal Snacks
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Twitch Streaming Sister Doing Squats
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Skimpy Bikini Takes Basketball Shots
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Great Dane’s are Huge
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Crazy Pool
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Model Victoria Germyn Takes the Sexy Pepsi Challenge
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Picture of the Day – Car Jacker Prevention
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McDonald’s Employee Picking her Ass before Serving Fries
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Camila Giorgi Was Back in Lingerie for the New Year
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Miley Decorates her Home with Sex Toys
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Some Crazy Off Roading
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Nude Model Rebeccal Bagnol’s Nude Shoot
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Hot Girls are Bored at Work
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Photographer Gets Pushed into the Lake
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Dustin Johnson’s Sister-in-Law Has Busty Bikini Golf Swing
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Tanya Roberts from That 70s Show Apparently Died on TMZ, but is Still Alive…
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Dude Hugs Pelican
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Former Disney Stars in their Nudest Scenes
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Titans Rookie Isaiah Wilson Spotted Partying on Yacht on New Year’s Eve
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How To Get a Concussion
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini on the Beach in Tulum
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Lucy and Tiffany Watson in Thong Bikinis in Barbados
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Camila Mendes in Jeans
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Heidi Klum on the Streets
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Kate Bosworth Still Hot, Still Skinny
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Bella Hadid in Aspen Skiing badly
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Jessica Alba in Plaid Pants
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Lily James on Set
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Penelope Cruz in a Photoshoot Being Hot…
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She Says The Tits are Real
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You Should Apply for this Job
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Ill Fitting Clothing Reveal a Body
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Reddit Amateur Hotness of the Day
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Hot Dildo Play.
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The Worst Shorts on that Body
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Hot Nude Gallery of Some babe
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Panty Peel with Buttplug
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Booze Cruise Insanity
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A Bunch of Booty
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A Big Too Racy For Me
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Kendra Sutherland Nude Shoot
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Do You really Think She Got her Tits Done
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Big Ass Butt Plug Reveal
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A Crossover You Never Knew You Wanted
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Soft Big Titty Reveal
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Mental Modays
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Squirt in Slow Motion
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Crossfit Girl’s Booty Gets Worked
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More Big Titties being Revealed
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They Call This a White Girl Drive By
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Suction Dildo While Sucking Cock!
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Shoplifter Gets Caught and Punished
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How About Another Titty Reveal
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Dude Hates Hookers
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Non-Knitting Lesbian Sex If You Know What I Mean
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Girlfriend Brings Home a Pornstar
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Animals Hate Us
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2021

Jan

Bella Thorne Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne, being Disney Trained is a trained media manipulator along with her getting naked or half naked and “NOT GIVING A FUCK” cuz she’s hard…it’s so obvious that it’s some nonsense, all while creating fake scandals and controversies with other internet people to keep the fans addicted to this shit talking…it’s WWE dramatics that fucking work…especially on social media where everyone feels like they live in the same world as these rich and famous fucks because they can like or comment on their content…when really they don’t…the elite are still the elite and they are all fucking brain washing you….intentionally or not…I don’t know….

I just know she gets half naked and charges money for it and that’s a weird thing for a serious “celebrity” trying to make it to do…but I guess when people buy into your bullshit…you can do it…all while smelling like a pair of panties that have seen about a week or two of too may wears during period and stomach flu….and that YEAST infection that was likely CLAP but went away on its own….you know she just looks like she smells of asshole and pussy discharge that’s been kept in a jar in a hot car for a few months…because this is the desperation that celebrity is now…you can’t just chill being famous you have to incessantly produce slutty content…and in Bella’s case, thanks to her whore mom, that slutty content isn’t just incessant, but also incest….another trending porn category to remind you how fucked we are and why we shouldn’t use porn as our spiritual guide, or even as our content inspiration, just because we jack off to it…let porn be porn…we don’t need everything to be porn…because porn ultimately sucks….and I guess so does Bella Thorne but she’s got fake tits in a bikini…so there’s that.

Bella Thorne is also in a Bikini on the Beach in Tulum and you can see those pics if you CLICK HERE

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2021

Jan

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is a set of tits that when those tits were underage but probably very prominent, her mom decided to throw her on YOUTUBE to get those views because views are money and views on cover songs lead to record deals, which is basically the goal…get paid for the least amount of work and as we’ve learned the last decade of social media and I guess beyond the last decade of social media because I’ll never forget FORBIDDEN from MYSPACE and her tits – RIP – will you forever be in the top 8 of losers everywhere….cuz she’s dead.

Anyway, Madison Beer, and her record deal that has legitimized her lame ass youtube work, as the industry scrambles to figure out how to compete with the heroes on the big tech platforms….and the best way to do it is throw more money at them and sign them….Madison Beer has been pretty fucking boring….rarely showcase the tits that were relatively big compared to her skinny body…but instead just has the paparazzi document her so she seems less shameless I guess….if the paparazzi capture you, it’s not as eager….I guess.

But, she’s decided to put on a bikini top too small for her, her tits as round as an implant but likely an authentic tit, and the whole thing is the best she’s delivered in a while…so if you’re into celeb tits, these are a set to look at…even if her whole career is based on bullshit…

Do we care about Madison Beer, her career, her bank balance, her music or even her tits, not at all…but they are here anyway….

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2021

Jan

Nina Dobrev Public Urination of the Day

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I know that there’s a huge pee fetish movement out there…..from people who think squirting isn’t pee so that they can justify their getting pissed on as being awesome fucking lovers who understand the pussy so well that they know how to induce a pee stream as a girl cums…..you know real man shit….especially in this era of hook-up apps and porno sex for ALL….then there’s the people legit into watching girls pee, whether on the toilet or on themselves or in the showers….you know the sext that knows you’re serious because you’ve been able to get a solid pee video so you know how a peeing pussy looks….then there’s all the drunk girl peeing in public that’s all over the internet…so people like to peed on…they like to watch peeing….so I guess that makes Nina Dobrev a PEE FETISH supplier…because without the peeing girls to document peeing us pee fetishists have nothing…not that I’d categorize myself as a pee fetishist but if a girl is going to film herself pee< I'll watch it... I guess what it comes down to is that being a Romanian or Lithuanian or whatever Eastern European country she escaped to Canada thanks to Canada's easy immigration rules "just have 100k and come on in"....she could very easily be peeing on cam sites in a basement for some armed guard and her fans on the cam site she works for....instead of for Olympic snowboarding hero who fucks her, likely up the ass, Shaun White....the proof girls like money and success more than looks because that guy's cartoony... JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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