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Bella Thorne Bra Top Dancing Video of the Day

Florence Pugh Stain of the Day

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Rebecca Black Tits Bouncing because It’s Friday of the Day

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2020

Dec

Rainey Qualley Booty of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s 30 year old daughter who is making some moves now that she’s been allowed out of the off-grid cabin in the North Carolina Smokey mountains she likes to give the illusion she was raised in…you know backwoods, inbred, logger shit….

My main concern when it comes to Rainey Qualley is where the fuck was her shameless self promotion when she was 20…it’s like why wait til 30 to decide to become some song and dance music act….I mean she’s a celebrity rich kid…why the slacking…

I don’t know why she’s showing you her ass, but it’s her ass….her 30 year old ass….promoting her music which is a pretty effective way to promote basically anything.

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2020

Dec

Ashley Benson Latex of the Day

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Ashley Benson is on the prowl, or at least realizing that she’s got a huge social media following and everything that matters or that happens in the world is from social media…and this girl just had to get cast on Pretty Little Liars and coast….

The brand deals these idiots get, the money they make, far more substantial than acting work, which is great for Benson since her last acting job was pretending to be a lesbian for clout….that’s not to say she didn’t eat pussy, but she clearly realized that lesbianism is a weird fetish or a myth…something perverts do…

So in recent months, she’s steppe it up, assuming this is stepping it up, because people need to buy product and how would they buy product without having people like BENSON manipulating us to buy in exchange for a pay out…fuckers.

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2020

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Skinny of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario’s a garbage actress with a rich family who helped her get to a place where idiots can confuse her for a legit actress because she’s been lingering around the celebrity scene for a long time now because she’s a rich kid who has access..

She really isn’t someone who should be seen as more than just a set of tits in True Detective and I am sure there are fans of her that have been up on her shit for a long time because celebrities have that kind of fan base…the weirdos who are obsessed…even before they saw her tits.

I’ve seen her in a movie since True Detective and she was neither hot or good at acting, which must be hard to pull off because acting is a fucking joke, don’t believe the lies they tell you about how important they are…it’s part of the scam.

Now, I don’t mind that she’s big tits on a skinny frame, which is what this is about..but without the tits…does she really make a sound..you know bear in the woods shit.

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2020

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tit Tuesday is the most wonderful time of the day for all the tiny titty lovers out there who are either into tiny tits, or into supporting girls with tiny tits to feel empowered about their tiny tits, so that they don’t jack them up, or jack them off, at least not with their titties since the one thing small tits can’t do is titty fuck, but with my micro dick, it’s an inny not an outty, that’s fine with me…I can’t titty fuck anyway…

I get the appeal of big sloppy tits, I like them too, but if you’re born with small tits, own the small tits and do sit ups so that your small tits remain on a tight body to keep the small tits on a tight package because you don’t want to be the fat girl with no tits.

What I am saying is small tits have hotter asses and ass is what you actually fuck so that’s the end goal.

Small tits for all….or at least for you….with all these small tits.

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2020

Dec

Amber Rose Wants Your Tips for You to Get a DM of the Day

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In what world is paying a girl moeny to DM you a normal thing….it’s on such a high level of desperate by a low level person…but it is happening.

THe best thing about the Only Fans DMs is that it’s most likely done by Indian virtual assistants running off a script of slutty things to write the perverts….

It’s the reason these girls are doing the Only Fans thing, they know there’s a percentage of their followers who are perverts with credit cards who are that level of loser who would pay for nudes despite the internet being full of nudes…so it’s a cash grab…

It’s not because they want to build a rapport or relationship or friendship with their highest tippers, their tippers are the low level losers they know are losers that they are mooching off of to live their dream…

They LAUGH about their earning and how pathetic people are….

But for Amber Rose, who was a stripper, maybe it’s a way for her to tap into her career, her passions, the things she did before Kanye turned her into a Hip Hop cum dumpster…or whatever you call a girl who gets impregnated by rappers…cum dumpster to me, may be “angel sent from heaven to give rappers something to fall in love with and procreate with so that their genetics live on and are raised by such a morally sound, power woman”…

These are her tits, check em out!

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2020

Dec

Halsey Dirty Tongue of the Day

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Here’s some Halsey tongue all dirty to remind you of all the DJ ass she would eat back when she was getting her start as a club slut party girl wherever she was from who was able to get to the right DJ to give her a chance at doing the vocals on one of his hit songs so that they could together create bullshit pop music with a bullshit origin story about how she was homeless to make her money to get some bullshit tits to try to heat up her otherwise boring try hard look, because pop stars are zero edgy, interesting, compelling, but rather all bullshit…even when they try to play hard…they’re fucking DISNEY bro…and I’m sure Halsey would have fucked Disney or eaten Disney unshowered ass to get where she’s got.

Here are those titties…

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2020

Dec

Miss Thailand Bridge Collapse and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in Bikini Tours her House…

LADA has a Truck Cab on its Roof

Fire at the Market Ignites Fireworks

The Pee on Car Prank

Vice Squad Sweeping the Streets….Girls Run

Tree Trimming Fail

Rat Steals Cat’s Food

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing better than when I convince my wife to go down on me after a week of not showering, because showers have wronged me (link), only for her to tell me I smell like cooked macaroni…some wet noodle shit is appropriate for my macaroni sized limp dick……

I love seeing these people all excited about a vaccine thinking life will go back to normal, when with contact tracing, social distancing and masks, cases have been going up, meanwhile no one I know knows anyone who has had COVID and the people who have had it survive…but now I see them programming us into thinking Vaccines should be mandatory, saying that freedoms will be taken from you if you don’t get the vaccine, they are even trying to bribe people to download the contact tracing apps and then they are bribing people to get the vaccine…for a virus that has a 99.999% survival rate…

I am not an anti-vaxxer, but this shit doesn’t make sense…

Not that this is that kind of thing……

The other thing that doesn’t make sense is that I am not a virgin….people have actually had sex with me…..that’s gotta count for something..

here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Dua Lipa’s Looking Hot with a Disco Ball
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Brooks Koepka isn’t Sweating Missing the Cut at Mayakoba, He’s Partying With a Scantily Clad Jena Sims
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Rachel Lange Read Books in Lingerie
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Florida Agents Raid Home of Ousted COVID Data Collector
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Alex Smith is a Tough SOB
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Dominka Hot Girl Posing Nude
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The Disaster Caused by Balloonfest 1986
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How iPhones Are Professionally Cleaned!
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Rob Lowe’s Montecito’s Home
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Best Friends Posing Together!
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Double Dutch…Dance…Weirdness
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Hoax Video of Epstein in Mexico
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since everyone wants to be a pornstar / instagram influencer since both are one in the same these days….plastic surgery and jacked up faces is becoming normalized for feminism and empowerment or however they angle how they get their cheap, quick and easy money in exchange for their dignity despite shame not existing…..every girl is looking like a fucking clown all jacked up…..but the problem is that it’s addictive…so they just keep on going and going and going…..it is the Tattoos of 20 years ago only they are now jacking themselves up with plastic surgery instead….whether that’s to be trans like Bruce or to be the next Kim K….it’s fucking everywhere…and they are starting at 16 or younger and not just a nose job for a rich kid with a hook nose…it’s movement or trend of people fully mutating themselves so they can be vapid sugar babies sitting by the pool at the hotel look…..you know The Secret…look it to manifest it or something….all to get whatever it is they seek….and it is not enlightement…it’s designer clothing….things they don’t need…you know IMPORTANT things….things you’d shred apart your fucking face for….

The exciting thing is that I know that when they all turn 60….they’ll be fucking terrifying…because it’s not going to stop….surgery is a lifelong commitment….so in 40 years…the look these people will have…a GENERATION of people will be far worse than it is now, and it’s pretty bad now….So if you’re not too old to be alive in 35-40 years…..it’s going to be a scary fucking time….horror movie shit….assuming the earth will still be alive…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Sofya Zhuk Contemplates Doing More TikToks in Her Thong
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Maria Sharapova Goes Retro for Bala Workouts
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Jordyn Jones in the Holiday Spirit
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Holly Madison Panty Flash
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Jayla Koriyan Nip Slip
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In Pool Titty Jiggle
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Olivia Culpo Shares Some of Her Favorite Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Looks
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Amanda Seyfried is Hot on the Farm
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Amalie Olufsen is Amazing
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Katherine McNamara’s Cleavage
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Hotel Room Cooking
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Kristin Cavallari Booty in a Thong
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Addison Rae Goes Y2k
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Bella Hadid Nipple Pokies!
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Gal Gadot’s Leg Show
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Confessions of an Obese Woman
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Martial Artist Stops Kidnapper
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Couple Hooking Up Drop Vibrator
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Matthew Perry’s Ex Says She Used to Buy Him Drugs
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Sarah Michelle and Selma Blair’s COVID Kiss
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Actress Syd Wilder Gets Flexible for the NFL
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Barbara Palvin’s Lingerie Shoot
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Helena Christensen Strips Down
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Clown College Drop Out
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Guy on how to deal with a Sad Girlfriend
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People are Excited by Chance the Rapper and Dionne Warwick’s Love
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Restoring And Colorizing 160-Year-Old Civil War Era Photos!
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Corey Seager and Madisyn Van Ham Tied the Knot this Weekend
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Lily Collins on the Court
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Sommer Ray Knows her Angles!
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Creepy
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Lockpicking Lawyer is Mad Someone Sent Him Panties
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Alex Trebek Ends Up Calling Out Sean Connery!
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Jets Fans Celebrate Last Second Loss to the Raiders
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Haley Kalil’s Hot Shoot
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Calla Francesca in Lingerie
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Math Proves Santa’s Life would be Torture
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David Lynch Responds to People Saying his Films Don’t Make Sense
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Instagram Model Flashes Her Bra at Sunday’s Bengals-Dolphins Game
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Faith Schroder’s Selling her Lingerie
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Chris Hemsworth Boxing
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Buddy the Elf Meets his Biological Father
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Jimmy Kimmel Ripping into Jay Leno
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife Emily Trolled Stephen A. Smith After Browns Big Win
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Cardi B’s Magic Trick
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Nicole Kidman’s Insane Nude Past
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Booty Tease in the Garage
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Dolly Parton wants Beyonce
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Everyone at the MTV Awards
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Selena Gomez in NYC
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Chantal Jeffries Slut in a Bikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow in LA Hiking
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Crop Top
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Kristen Bell in some Weird Jumper
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Jaime King in a Mask
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Pregnant Emrata and her Big Tits
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Bella Hadid Hard Nip
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Pia Mia Perez in a THong Bikini
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Draya Michele Massive Cleavage
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Hailee Steinfeld in NYC
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Watch these Girls Fuck Themselves
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Cs Bombshell on the Dildo
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Mental Mondays
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Huge Tik Tok Boobs
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Best Friends
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Small Boobs Gallery
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21 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Big Red
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Topless
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Ass for Only Fans
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Kitchen Counter
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26 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Amateur Sex Tape
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TikTok Vs Reality
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A Whole Gallery of BUTTS
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Double Sided!
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Another Amateur Sex Tape
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2 Dildos at Once
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One More Amateur Sex Tape
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Red Lingerie for X-Mas – Dildo Ride
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Busty Girl and a Butt Plug….
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Dildo on Glass
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Natasha Nice Big Titty Strip
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Overly Safe with the Sex Toys
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Camping Nudity
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26 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Sluts being Sluts!
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2020

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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Euphoria made an executive decision to not feature their hottest contestant in their weird COVID two episode edition of their show….but instead went the tranny angle …despite having been the catalyst for Sydney Sweeney’s tits to reach the mainstream pop culture analysts…she’s outgrown that Euphoria silliness and is onto bigger and better things for herself and her tits…including this brand deal for her social media where you know girl is getting seriously fucking paid.

Now I don’t think Sweeney is the best actress, but she’s got a great body and she’s been in some legitimate projects, so I feel she’s more important that other big tits on a tight frame of instagram…

I typically defend influencers over mainstream celebrities, because I think it is hilarious that they’ve been able to basically find huge money and audience on their own using social media…while mainstream hollywood had dicks in their asses letting it happen….

Instead of creating their own HOLLYWOOD version of INSTAGRAM to cash in on, they decided to ignore instagram, barely use instagram, until it became the norm….without it you don’t exist…I know because I don’t use it and I don’t exist..but I support the independent….the self starter…the influencer….no matter how lame they are….

SO….

It makes me laugh to see the PAUL brothers fighting legit athletes….it makes me laugh that Hollywood is scrambling and giving Bella Thorne and other popular on social as many jobs as they can cuz they want the views…and I don’t care if a TikTok star headlines a shit movie…yes TikTok is garbage…but people like it…and these people won at it…so pay them…or suck up to them because they are better at it than you…HOWEVER it’s not that hard to be good at social media…so now that Hollywood’s figured it out, they are building up what I am sure they think is rightfully theirs because they are famous….and I am all for it, more slutty content for us…

SO….

In thinking influencers are great because they devalue the mainstream, it’s tiring to only see influencers win, and Sweeney managed to pull through the mainstream and exist because of her mainstream work….only to turn to IG to show how easy it is…at least when built like this…she’s built the way you’d want things to be built…

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