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2020

Dec

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari posted this picture of her ass behind a thong in a bikini while laying out by the pool on some clickbait vacation to either prove she’s still hot despite having 12 kids, I mean the fact her bikini bottoms even cover that blown out mom pussy is impressive, which is more than we can say about Kristin Cavallari…

She’s a recently divorced, found new dick, getting dick in Mexico when the kids were left at home…ego who thought she was too good to be in THE HILLS because she let her LAGUNA BEACH fame get to her head, thinking it would lead to legit acting work and it didn’t, so she decided to be a cum rag to athletes…where some of the cum got stuck up inside her to guarantee high monthly child support payments….

She’s trying to have a second life, but not in the gamer way, in REAL life….and is likely on The New Hills that I am sure no one watches…and this is all marketing hype cuz she’s into the way her ass looks now that she’s getting fucked and feeling herself…

It’s a few days old, but who gives a fuck.

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2020

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Wet Spot Wednesday, the worst fucking day of the week.

This is my protest to those who say “HAPPY HUMP DAY” on wednesdays, I fucking hate you cunts…you’re trash…

In that Wednesday like other days don’t need to be given cute middle of the week names….and they don’t need to be prefaced with “HAPPY”….it’s a fucking day in the week, go fuck yourself…

Wet Spot Wednesday is also my protest to all the multi million dollar sites with their daily #hashtag content that sucks…because I am making fun of those by producing those..they call it satire or parody…I don’t fucking know.

I just know Wet Spots out of context look like something you’d find on the floor of a gynecological clinic and not in a “let me taste what this bitch left behind” kind of way…but in a put a fucking SOLO cup over that globular substance and evacuate the building kind of way…..you know the BAT SOUP in the WET MARKET where COVID was invented, but the vagina version…

So here’s some WET SPOTS….TOO MANY WET SPOTS.

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2020

Dec

Escalator Confuses People at the First Mall in Camaroon and Other Videos of the Day

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iPhone Explodes in a Man’s Facce

Meteorite Hits Garden

Car Rearends the Bus

Dude Doesn’t Give a Fuck about Wet Pavement

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The real question is who is out there getting cam girls and only fans girls to give them dick ratings. Like can’t you look at your dick and hate it yourself or if you love your dick as many men do – why do you seek cam girl approval…maybe it’s just the modern unsolicited dick pic – you know showing your dick with consent and being humiliated by it or complimented for it – rather than just being called a creep while still being a creep!!! Life is too short to not partake in dick rating activities i guess

I guess that’s new age romance when raised to be a self involved narcissist who communicates and experiences all of life’s greatest things through a fucking screen

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Madison Beer for the Camera
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Apache Attack Helicopter Gives These RC Helicopter Guys A Surprise!
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Hiking In The Mosquito Range Colorado Results In The Finding Of A Crashed Airplane
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Hot Girl in the Shower
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Wendy Williams is Nasty
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This Ice Cream Safe Is Virtually Unbreakable!
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Nicolas Cage to Explore ‘History of Swear Words’ for Netflix
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fame hungry idiots don’t realize the real happiness is in being invisible…

There’s only so much room for famous people before it bottoms out…and it’s starting to tip….because when everyone is trying to get famous, spending their days trying to be famous, they have no time to bother watching other people and making them famous…so it will be just a bunch of idiots producing videos of themselves that no one watches because those people are busy producing videos of themselves that no one watches….FAMELESS…..until they all give up and go back to reading, consuming content, being a spectator where it’s really more fun than being the focal point…but I guess you need to fail before getting there….

Now everyone go get plastic surgery to be the best photo worthy version of yourself and start selling those nudes…

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Lourdes Leon Looking Hot!
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Brooks Koepka isn’t Sweating Missing the Cut at Mayakoba, He’s Partying With a Scantily Clad Jena Sims – She’s Hot.
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Victoria Justice Topless Tease for her New Single
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Girl in Tight Dress Shooting
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Sara Sampaio Gets Ready for Xmas
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Wendy Williams is Better than You!
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Swimsuit Model Alexa Collins Hot on the Tennis Court
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Pia Mia Perez in a Skimpy Bikini
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Rebecca Black in a Tight Tank Top
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Celebrities Without Make-Up
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Hilary Duff – Big Cleavage
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Stern Signs a 5 Year Deal with Sirius – his 40 Million Subscribers are Probably Pumped
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Dumb Stunt of the Day
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Man Arrested for Eating a Sandwich on a Train
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The Inner Workings of Panera Bread Kitchen
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Dove Cameron’s New Video and Some Pics!
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Kristen Cavallari’s in a Bikini with her New Boyfriend
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Model Carmella Rose in a Bikini being a Cowgirl
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Hilde Osland Hot on the Beach in a Bikini
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Sara Sampaio – Pokies
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Rob Lowe Buys Montecito Home for 13 Million because Montecito is the Place to Be…if you’re Ellen.
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Girl Gets Taken Out by the Surf
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How to Break Glass Effortlessly
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Mexican Fisherman Hugging a Pelican
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Wild and Crazy New Dance Move
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An Adult Webcam Site Offers to Partner With the NBA to Keep Players Out of Strip Clubs
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Abigail Ratchford’s Lingerie Shot!
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Tom Waits Lists 20 Top Albums
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Workout Fail
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Pranking a Friend with a Plunger
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Big Fart Shuts Up Wife
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Florida Football Players Were Caught Giving Their Instagram Handles to Female Fans
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Model and Artist Daisy Zhou in a Hawaiian Shirt and some CKs
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Handling Conflict in a Road Rage Incident.
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Asshole Workout Partner
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Dog Gets In Trouble
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Epstein Alive in Mexico Hoax Video
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Boxer Breaks Down Boxing Scenes
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Dua Lipa Being Hot Posing Next to a Disco Ball
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Xavier Basketball Coach Travis Steele Drops $2,000 on Drinks at a Bar Following Win Over Cincinnati
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Rachel Lange Reading Books in Lingerie
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Mario Lopez as Colonial Sanders is Weird
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Madonna Gets her First Tattoo
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Doninka’s Hot Shoot
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Big Booty in Small Shorts Twerk
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Two Friends Posing Topless
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The Hot Dog Straw You Need
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Kate Middleton in Royal Action
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Lily Rose Depp is Out Shopping
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Thylane Blondeau in Fuck me Boots
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Eiza GOnzalez in VERY tight Jeans
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Chloe x Halle in a Magazine
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Cardi B in Billboard Magazine
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Everyone at the MTV Awards
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The Requiem for a Dream
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Lesbian Movie Night
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Busty Public Masturbator
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Festive Champagne Bottle Fuck
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We Call this the Baby Killer
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Hot Reddit Nude Amateur
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She’s the Worst Girl in Porn
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Picnic Table Spreader
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Girls being Girls
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Public Beach Fuck
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Dildo Taste Test
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Caylee Cowan’s BIG tits
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Dude Terrorizes His Mother In Law
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Cali Carter on the Sex Toy
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Underwear Model Really Wanted the Job
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The Sound of Love
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2020

Dec

January Jones Desperate in a Bra of the Day

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I support self aware attention seekers…even if self awareness tends to be pretty fucking annoying, it’s an angle.

So January Jones, who I think is overrated trash saying her half naked pic in her bikini or middle-aged woman bra and panty set calling herself out for being desperate like we don’t know the story of how she got knocked up by her ex boyfriend Jason Sudeikis to trap him….and sure I am sure is also an asshole and I have no idea if he’s involved with the kid but he’s likely paid this one off a few times over because that’s what knocking up a woman does to you…it costs fucking money…

I guess what it comes down to is wondering who the the busty model turned “actor” sucked off in Hollywood, because you know there was a time she had to ladder climb, before securing that Mad Men Money….and I guess that child support money….assuming she gets paid out…which I do…

Anyway, as January Jones says…some desperation for likes and follows because that’s how you matter on social media…in this world of everything revolving around social media…and I for one prefer her half naked to clothed…so I’ll encourage her to continue down this slippery slope that oftentimes ends up with premium content set selling dildo videos….FUN….you see desperation has no where to go but MORE desperate because desperation starts, works, then people get bored and want more hardcore desperation…which makes me think we may see January Jones butthole in 2021, not because she needs the money, but because she likes being seen…she’s an actor..they live for attention…it’s their job….

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2020

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Science says that a waist to hip ratio is what makes women the most attractive to men, it doesn’t matter the size or weight of the woman, so long as her waist to hip ratio is right, so here are some girls who think they have ratio showing off their ratio and unfortunately the ratio appeals to thicker girls who are like “it don’t matter if I be skinny it just matters if I have a waist”….that’s how thicker girls speak….and I guess that’s true based on all my research, but I think ratio is hotter when there’s not sloppy fucking ass involved…but that’s just my opinion not science….so let science do the talkin’….

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2020

Dec

Renee Olstead’s Premium Content of the Day

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Renee Olstead is a busty actress who was on a few shows, I guess Secret Life of the American Teenager was the main one, I never saw it, but it apparently put her on the map, probably in part to her large breasts…America loves large breasts..

Well, she’s taken the step in the right direction, either because her traditional acting work was limited and she’s not getting tons of work as an actor, realizing that social media is where the dollars are at….but just on the traditional social media channels doing brand deals, but on fan sites where they can sell their nudes…

Instinctively, I find that a cash grab, but people have bills to pay and easy money is still money, I mean some of these girls rake in a million dollars in a matter of days because guys are just that perverted…

A lot of the fan premium content shit I’ve seen posted around is pure shit, no effort, barely nudes….because the girls are just ripping off desperate losers, which you could argue they should rip off….but sometimes girls bring actual tits, ass nudity…some girls masturbate or even fuck on there…you know because girls like being jerked off to…

I do think that Renee Olstead’s take is a good one, she’s looking good, has big tits, and her content is styled and there’s effort. I mean she is a profession actress who worked on real projects, she knows how it’s done and it’s must be a joke to her now that she’s cashing in. I mean it’s probably more lucrative than staged leaked nudes to get noticed…or actual leaked nudes…you know make that money because everything is porn and everything is a commodity you can sell….especially with tits like this…

So not knowing much about Renee, appreciating her tits and her content, I think it makes sense for her to continue down this road…where she stops no one knows…but for now it’s titty empowerment froom some good titty….enjoy.

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2020

Dec

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is basically a snapshot of the mainstream because she’s a Disney Trained puppet that her family sold off to an industry, forcing her to see how real kids live via social media, only to turn 18, give them all the finger and move to Brooklyn where she can live out her dream as a Queer Pronoun using “artist/model” content producer who will likely launch a fan account because it’s cool to sell nudes, like it’s cool to be naked and posing in photoshoots, they say it is empowering, which it may be, for all the dudes who get to see various famous people chasing the cheap and easy cash grab for attention, rather than the long drawn out cocktease celebs used to do to keep people compelled by them for longer periods of time….

There was a time when I used to have to DIG to find a celeb bikini, booty, anything…I’d rely on paparazzi who would hide in dumpsters and rent helicopters for the shit…but now it’s just TOO much EVERYDAY….and it’s wild..

I’ve been calling celebrity women sluts for ever, it’s part of my angle…not that slutty is bad, it is when the slutty isn’t actually slutty, but for the most part we like slutty….so it turns out…I was right…girls love being jacked off to….by strange men…even though they’ve called us creeps for it forever…they NOW know our value.

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2020

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants motherfuckers….every girl, no matter the size has embraced the tight pant movement, which is nice because I remember the late 90s when girls thought oversized sweatpants or velour Juicy Couture pants were the fucking shit and those moherfuckers occassionally hugged an ass right, but for most girls it made them look like fat homeless slops in two size too big sweat pants because you dropped 40 pounds since the hepatitis and HIV you got from drinking out of puddles and eating pigeons…..you know not the hottest look….

So when leggings came back, bike shorts came back, women realized that it was like walking around naked, only instead of being naked, they looked better than being naked, cuz the pants held all their sloppy together.

I have spent the better part of a decade, since tight pants made the comeback, staring at asses and pussies any chance I get in tight pants…and these are a bunch of girls, since girls are shameless attention seekers trying to get views…in tight pants.

Som good, some bad, some photoshopped, some fake asses, you know a mix of tight pants…on a Tuesday…

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