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Foot Fetish Chick Friday of the Day

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I don’t have a foot fetish, I actually find them pretty disturbing. It doesn’t mean I haven’t had a foot job or sucked on feet, it jut means that since the dawn of the internet the foot fetishists have been consistently weird….they get excited when they see feet in random pics that normal people don’t even notice the feet in….then they get into asking girls they follow on social media for feet pics….then they get into the whole buying feet pics off girls…which has actually paved the way for girls to monetize their content for people to jerk off….the feet pic is the gateway to the dildo pic…it’s the planting the seed in a girl’s mind that she can make money off a pic of a body part and the rest just evolves into bigger and better things…

This is a round-up of instagram girls, who have jumped on the feet pic trend, for the feet pic fetishists, only they are giving that shit away as a tease I guess to get dudes to buy their feet videos…or maybe they are just into feet….because any girl who has been on the internet knows…crop feet out of your pics other the feet finders will find you….while these girls are like “BRING IT”….

Lorinfeet

Tabootoes

Feet Explosivetoess

Crstalsinfulcomedy

Celebrities who have a foot fetish
Shailene Woodley

Britney Spears

Rosie Perez

Toni Braxton also has a foot fetish and loves The Rock’s feet the most.

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2020

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Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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If you’re into seeing and comparing girls in clothing with what they look like not in clothing…this is the post for you…..

Step right up and see over 75 pictures of girls asking the age old question of “what do her tits look like out of that burdensome clothing”….because as men, we are faced with clothed women every day of our lives, and for a split second in all those meetings, we wonder how the tits hang….we don’t even know we’re thinking it, it’s just like a flash bulb in your head of “why isn’t she naked”….

Luckily, we are in an era of enough women wanting to get naked online because they think they are hot, the naked body is nothing to be ashamed of, the whole female body must be reclaimed by selling nudes online, etc…

So in being in the era of enough women getting naked, they need ways to show their nakedness…and this is a great way to do it…because it takes the guess work out of “what do her tits like in that burdensome clothing”. If you know what I mean.

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2020

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Nov

Rita Ora Big Cleavage of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Rita Ora hasn’t forgotten she has tits and that the only reason anyone notices her is because of those tits….because she’s in a tight shirt and she’s giving off “BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD” vibes, which is better than her giving off “Is this Kelly Osbourne?” vibes…because despite popular racist beliefs, she is not a black person…she is a white person from Yugoslavia or some shit….so yes, I see Kelly Osbourne 75% of the time I see pics of Rita Ora….and I have no idea why…

All this to say, nothing wrong with the big titty reveal by Rita Ora, this is the only thing she should be doing…TITTY FETISH content, the whole dreams of being a pop star with a hit song should be pushed aside and she should focus on what she’s good at…showing her tits.

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2020

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Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You don’t need to be a fisherman to want to roll up a fishnet and jerk off while sniffing it….or if you’re adventurous…stick your dick in it….because fishnets are more than just a tool needed by commercial fisherman, it’s lingerie….lingerie that girls and guys can agree are hot even if we can’t really figure out the exact reason why it is hot….maybe it’s just years of neuro linguistic programming that has made us feel on an instinctive level that any girl in fishnets is a slut and we love sluts….or maybe girls who doll themselves up in things like lingerie shows them putting some effort into themselves, into looking hot, I mean most girls think just being there consenting is enough involvement in the sex….if you’re lucky they’ll wipe their cunts with a wet-nap or some shit…but to get all decked out for a slutty selfie or for sex in this kind of thing just outshines that lazy hole willing to fuck because it feels like it is its duty……

So here are a bunch of girls in fishnets for fishnet friday, putting effort in, even if fishnets only cost a few dollars at the pharmacy, but you already know that you cross dressing freak…..

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2020

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Nov

Zoey Deutch Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Zoey Deutch doesn’t bother me at all, but then again I have a thing for the children of celebs and her mom is a celebrity – she’s Caroline in the City the worst sitcom to ever be on TV, not that I remember the show that well, but that’s part of the reason I think it probably sucked…despite my early onslaught Alzheimers….I remember the Golden Girls is the best show to ever be on TV….and I’m not saying that because I rewatched it on Amazon, I am saying that because I used to watch reruns daily for years while writing this very site….and I didn’t do that for Caroline in the city…but it was on TV and her mom was in it…and I guess a bunch of other shit, from Back to the Future and beyond, she’s famous now fuck off…this is about her daughter, the creature that was created by her mom’s breeder fetish…”cum in me daddy, make me a baby, I want you dripping out of me”….kind of thing…no, I am not one of the INDIAN call center workers hired by the ONLY FAN models to sext their fans….

ZOEY DEUTCH…that’s what I am here for….she’s topless, holding tit, and since she doesn’t bother me at all…I actually liked her in a few things…and I think she’s got a bright future ahead of her…

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2020

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Nov

Inka Williams Speaks and is Topless of the Day

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Inka Williams is some instagram girl from BALI who is apparently actually from BALI which I guess is something to brag about in this era of all these Russian sex workers moving to BALI to live their best instagram lie…or life..

I think she’s hot, because she’s skinny, half naked and most importantly because she’s hot…

So this is a round-up of what she’s been up to…in her half nakedness…toplessness…small panty bottoms with a solid crotch shot..

You also have a video where you can here her weird Australian raised in Bali accent….where she’s talking about the waves like a surfer since she’s from Bali and probably fucks surfers….just not on Only Fans yet.

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2020

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Nov

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has looked like an inbred piled of trailer trash since she was first cast in the Twilight “Saga” that’s less of a Saga and more of a pile of shit cash grab that got a lot of people rich and allowed this trash to exist amongst the rich and famous instead of working at the bowling alley sucking dick for meth despite being a “born this way” lesbian….despite having had a public relationship with her Twilight Costar to perpetuate their lie, increase their marketing exposure, because she’s a fucking lying scam and should be cancelled…but thanks to the DYKE card, which is not an invitation to a knitting circle, but could be….she’s uncancelable…but she is still boring…even in bra trying to do a slutty selfie like her ex girlfriend, a VS model scammer taught her…

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2020

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Nov

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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It’s friday or some shit…

Nothing like a titty reminder of a song that has tainted office water coolers for what must be a decade now…

A teen girl ridiculed for having a HUGE viral hit before HUGE viral hits got people signed and made richer….

No longer a teen, but reclaiming what is rightfully hers….money….for internet views….and she’s doing it with cleavage..that may one day become Only Fans dildo shows…but for now is cleavage.

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Nov

Salma Hayek’s Big Titties in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Salma Hayek is a very important set of tits that first entered our lives in the 90s and reminded us that Mexico is not just filled with neckless Mayans who work at the tortilla stand, but rather a developed country that has people of all levels of hotness, as most developed countries do….

The tanned skinned, probably rich kid, turned Hollywood Starlet that is now married to a billionaire that we’ll assume is the bottom in this picture….has been consistent about one thing all these years…the tits…

IN a lot of ways, she probably paved the way from other latin women with huge tits, like Sofia Vergara….by reminding them that America loves big fucking tits more than their tribe does, even though their tribe loves big tits, because they look like they can feed the village….

I used to know a black guy who would turn his back on any black strippers because he felt they were doing what was expected of them, instead of elevating their people by not stripping, I do not have the same approach with Mexican women when they are hot…even when old…like this.

The original pic had her kid on her shoulders, but I couldn’t let the titties go to waste so I spent 9 hours of graphic design work making this magic happen…all for the big rich famous mom titties….I am that committed to the cause.

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2020

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Nov

Hailey Baldwin Crop Top of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is the pussy that Justin Bieber fucked when she was underage according to a few credible sources….

She was a groupie, and I guess waited it out until he was ready to get up in her Jesus loving pussy again, you know being a Christian would seemingly make her more appealing than the average vapid whore, even if she is in effect a vapid fucking whore….

You know, the kind of Jesus lover who gets half naked in photoshoots for dudes like you to jerk off to her….while pretending it’s for fashion…when really it’s for her celebrity rich kid ego that is just tainted by the idea of Christianity only because her dad was some degenerate drunken coke head who needed Jesus as an excuse for his bad behavior or for some redemption…it’s all nonsense and every time I see Hailey in action I am reminded of that….

Sure, being a hot half naked chick doesn’t mean you aren’t religious, or that you aren’t a believer, but it seems like it sends the wrong message when she’s not doing this for the money….she’s got half of Bieber’s fortune…

So keep up the lies, you Bieber groupie who locked in the loser because he knew having a groupie for a wife would be easier to control than some other celeb like Selena Gomez who is as mental as he is….

Power dynamics of love or some shit.

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