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2020

23

Nov

Emma Kenney Sports Bra Bouncing of the Day

I may be overly hard on celebrities for their lack of being hot enough to deserve their payouts they command….but I do not have standards for myself in my everyday life….I’ll stick my dick in anything, or really my fingers or tongue, I don’t fear throat cancer, anal cancer, AIDS, I figure we all have to die eventually and that shit just builds my immunity…like a homeless man who drinks from puddles lasting on the streets for 50 years….I think dirty living leads to good living..

Sometimes, my expectations for celebrities are lowered, my no standards way of life finds it way onto this very high profile, luxurious website that ALL the advertisers can’t get enough from…..and Emma Kenney happens…

I remember her on Shameless back when I first watched it and she was the ugly redhedaded sister that was probably a teen and totally unmemorable with little to no hope of every being hot….but then Emmy Rossum happened and that disgusting, vile human being and her money grubbing after that show put her on the map happened….all crying she doesn’t get enough because movie star WILLIAM H MACY, who was one of the first serious movie actors to hit a TV series made more than her…and rightfully show….do you really think anyone would have watched Shameless without him….obviously not…

I was actually happy the producers told her to fuck off, even in this era of WOMEN’S RIGHTS whining, despite women having rights, and stood their ground….because you know she was mooching off the general discourse, not that I know what discourse means, but she was trying to take advantage of what was going on in the media, making it about her, to put pressure, to get more money….fuck that greedy bitch…

So they eliminated her, rightfully so, and Emma Kenney became the new main female character, and despite not being hot, what she represents is hot…a death to Emmy Rossum….

Plus she’s got big tits.

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney

2020

23

Nov

AMA Award Round Up of the Day

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The American Music Awards happened and no one cares….they are the most bootleg of award shows, not that an Award show is as high profile as they pretend it is, despite what they want you to think. It’s really just an advertising opportunity for brands to get involved in things that celebs go to because they are being honored….It’s an ego stroking nomination that’s basically a celebrity handjob to get them off….all fucking lies…

I know that award shows are basically a fail now, the ratings have proven that no one fucking cares about people who already won, being thrown up against each other in a meaningless contest, only to give the person who paid the most the trophy…it’s all just place holder shit…

If we were to have an award so that matters, they pit these celebs up against each other in a death match…..WINNER TAKES ALL…..

But yea, there was a time when people believed the award shows mattered and in that time I was able to get 2 tickets to the American Music Awards for the site, despite it being the blacklisted site no one fucks with, so clearly they were hurting then,…and now….but this is the round up of the SLUTS:

Bebe Rexha

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Cara Delevingne

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Doja Cat

Dua Lipa

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J.Lo

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Kristen Cavallari

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Megan Thee Stallion

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The host – Taraji P Henson

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BONUS – TO SEE Becky G at the AMAs cuz I didn’t Update This Shit…
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Posted in:American Music Awards

2020

23

Nov

Halsey Bra and Panties of the Day

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Halsey posed some thirst trap, attention seeking, post because I guess she wasn’t nominated or invited to the AMAs….so she had to make the night about herself or at least make some noise so people think of her and the best way to do that, even though it’s the same way all girls are seeking attention now, is to strip down for social media….I mean she got the breast implants for a reason…that suburban club slut with her suburban mind…

I’ve always thought that Halsey was some bullshit…I remember when she first dropped and she played her whole origin story of being some homeless girl with a drug addiction to make her artistry seem more legit, meaninful, purposeful….the tormented artist who produces mainstream videogame music for a retard generation…looking for depth with some bullshit lie….but the industry bought into it because these rich and famous industry people can’t fathom poverty or being homeless and it seems so interesting to them that they go with it….and endorse it….throwing money at this bitch like she was a stripper even though she should have been a stripper….

I am sure she was a club slut who fucked the right DJ who gave her a track to sing on and that origin story, like her tits, a lie….but who cares.

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Posted in:Halsey

2020

23

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits Monday…..is mot the most wonderful day of the week, but it’s something…something that confuses me, that I don’t really understand, but maybe I haven’t had the deliciousness of breast milk and seeing breasts in their intended purpose of feeding the kids, it takes away the hotness of said breast….it’s just too functional…and involves babies…what a fucking downer…when I’m more than happy to just sexualize tits that aren’t serving their milk filled purpose..

I do not understand the men who are turned on by the milk filled tits, maybe they are hungry, maybe the hormones in the tit milk is addictive, they do say cow milk sets off the same receptors as heroin, hence the cheese loving nerds out there…

I do understand why girls with milk filled tits are showing off their tits, it’s nature’s squirtable implant, nothing but fun…plus they get off when their babies suck on their tits like a bunch of fucking perverts….not to mention dudes will sexualize anything titty, so from feedback from their husbands finally excited to have tits in their life after castrating themselves at the marriage alter, the swollen and engorged productive tit is like a whole new tit they can get off to….which makes wife think her milk filled tits are hot and thus something needed to document before they dry up…

This is a round up of tits before they dry up and I am not really sure how I feel about it, but I know I don’t like it.

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Posted in:Lactating

2020

23

Nov

This Girl is Shit Faced and Other Videos of the Day

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Fender Bender Turns Ugly

Anti Masker SLASHES Hostess

Master and Slave Found in Pompei – Check Out the Dick – Highest Priced Dildo Ever Probably – A Collector’s Edition

Tank Fail

Costco Panic Shopping Begins

New Jersey Governor Not Wearing a Mask

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I remember being 16 or 17 and forced to work with some fat white bigot asshole back in the 80s…the kind of All American who hated anything imported…especially cars…that due would go mental anytime we drove past a Volkswagen…like he would lose his shit and scream all the german obscenities he could…like they had raped and killed his family with the Volkswagen…and he wasn’t even Jewish, if anything he was so white and racist that the Jewish people were probably his enemy, I just don’t remember him ever saying anything anti-Jewish, it was just anti German cars more than anything…

Anyway, I would always be tired, hungover, lazy for our early morning warehouse work and I told him that I’d never work a job that starts before noon ever again…and he’d laugh at me, call me a pussy, ask me how my plan to not work before noon was treating me…mocking me about it…not realizing that if you have no expectations for life, no dreams, no purchases needed, waking up at noon can suit your lifestyle just fine…

So with that backstory, my protest of getting up before noon, here are some morning LINKS at 1:30 in the afternoon…the lazy man’s morning…and you know what, it’s better than getting up early to work and be productive, fuck that…sitting is more rewarding.

Caroline Wozniacki Enjoyed Some Pool Time in the Bahamas
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J.Lo at the AMAs
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Destene Kinser War Paint…
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The Second Camera Girl On “Inglorious Basterds” Is Absolutely Hilarious!
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Sara Devignon Nude Splash!
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Stepbrother Prank from Porn with a Twist
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Two Rugby Players Collide Head On, One Ends Up Dazed On Confused!
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Album John Lennon signed for his killer comes to auction
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Chandler Parsons Popped the Question to this Bikini Babe…
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Laura Devushcat’s in Playboy..
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Man Escapes Just In Time To Avoid Getting Crushed By A Concrete Slab
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Can This Burger Actually Help With Inducing Labour?
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Girl in Tight Pants takes a Pool Shot
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Wood Chopping Fail
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FIND THE PERFECT CAM GIRL FOR ALL YOUR CAM GIRL NEEDS IF YOU
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

23

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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Posted in:Shower

2020

23

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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Posted in:Fatty

2020

23

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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Posted in:Skinny

2020

23

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

(more…)

Posted in:swimsuit