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2020

Nov

Chantel Jeffries Gets Naked of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some mangled face, clearly overly inspired by the Kardashians, who managed to go viral on social media because of her hot body that she used to basically sex work her way through the ranks of important dudes….from Athletes to DJs to getting arrested Bieber, this trashcan of a woman, despite being a trashcan of a woman, has close to 5 million followers….and is repped by legit talent agencies because they just threw protocol out the window and said “we can’t decipher the difference between hooker, sugar baby and legit celebrity, but with that level of followers, they can spin it….plus she’s with celebs all time, she’s fucked DIPLO that must count for something….at least that’s what all the local bar stars around the world think….but you get what I’m saying, she’s trash, that’s what I am saying….instagram influencer, the modern day shitty pornstar…getting naked….the way she should always be, but I guess that plays against her fake influencer shit…CAA doesn’t approve…but I do…keep influencers naked…that’s the campaign I’m running over here.

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2020

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up but the fucked up generation she’s a part of….but even better at that the average fucked up girls who blame trauma and mental health because they’ve never actually faced adversity and are actually fucking boring idiots who need to cry “trauma” to seem interesting, which actually makes them more boring….while this one was sold by her parents to a shitty industry and the second she could run away from them….she took her money and fucked off to NYC to be some fake hipster, naked and edgy on social media, doing lesbian shit, since all girls eat pussy now, and the whole thing would be usually, basic, cliche, typical and even more annoying if she wasn’t skinny…but since she’s skinny and a fallen soldier from the entertainment industry…I am into it enough…I mean to hate on girls taking slutty selfies, hanging half naked with their girlfriends they masturabte, is nothing to hate on but her dude face is.

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2020

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are a fetish….because basically anything involving naked chicks is a turn on….since they are naked and the only way to see a tanline is if there’s some level of more naked than when out in the SUN getting that Vitamin D to fight COVID….or I guess when in the spray tan booth that isn’t just for strippers to get blotchy and discolored…but rather for every one, not just trash, trying to darken their skin like a bunch of fucking racists, who pay and actively seek out brown spray tans like they were Jimmy Fallon on an SNL skit being racist….only no one cancelled him because how could the irritating clown be a racist his “House” band is The Roots….and they black…

Anyway, tan lines…a great excuse for girls to show off their nakedness and for us half retard, thanks to the dumbing down of America, with porn and memes and social media and other nonsense….we creepy our way through it….

I don’t hate tanlines….not for the cancer risk of real tans, or the risk being called a racist by spraying yourself brown……..which is why I am posting these, but I do think

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2020

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Underboob of the Day

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The hype around Jennifer Lopez could not be anymore misdirected. It’s all fucking bullshit, the 300 year old monster who shoved herself down our throats in the 90s because she was some sort of big asked latina, or is it LATINX, you fucking idiots….

But yeah, big assed latina, who, despite appreciating a big ass, even in the 90s when we were all more hung up on tits, still wasn’t as amazing as she thinks she is 30 fucking years later…she’s a scam, a marketing and brain washing scam….but she doesn’t know she’s a scam, or she figures she can keep this scam going because her fan base and the media are such dick riders, it’s like at 80 people will still be praising her rich as shit, plastic as fuck, face….

It doesn’t impress me that some bitch who has had 100s of millions of dollars thrown her way over the years looks good for her age….it’s a vapid and vain world…and bitch can afford to look good.

This celebrating of 50 year old moms as sex objects is so fucking crazy, obviously designed by women for women, because dudes aren’t into 50 year olds even if they are rich and hot for 50, they are still 50…and 25 year olds are substantially better….so our time as men is spent looking at that, not at this fucking culture vulture who pretends to be relatable and from the bronx, when you know she likely employs Cuban illegals at discounted rates to keep her multiple 50 million dollar homes gardened….you know there is such thing as hispanic privilege too….it’s just a matter of how rich the motherfucker got…

Anyway,, from her dumb music career, to her dumb acting career, to everything the over achiever has managed to pull off…..she’s been garbage and still is…so as you look at her being old and empowered for the old ladies out there with a dream that their life isn’t over….you don’t have to find it hot, even if you’ve jerked off to her over the years…when she wasn’t 50 fucking years old…

Go back some cookies or change your diaper you granny as menopausal slut.

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2020

Nov

Em Rat Cow Pregnancy Tit of the Day

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Rat Cow got cummed in and now her tits are bigger….

The already big tits that were so substantial they made bitch a millionaire off getting naked….the only fans girl selling her nudes before it was as linear or obvious…it was more of a subtle “I get naked for art” when it was never art….it was always just tactics to get naked to get hype, so she could turn that around and pretend she was all high brow, edgy, fashionable, look at all the people who follow her…and all the brand who paid her millions to promote their shit…a well executed scam that she managed to pull off…all while having a deformed belly button and a rat face…I mean titties are powerful..

Now she’s one of those narcissistic twats who gets knocked up and shoves it down everyone’s throat, just not mine, since I am banned from her Social Media, not that I use Social Media, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she’s clearly a huge fan of the site…and why wouldn’t she be…I mean I’ve been calling her a RAT COW for a long time now…and I guess that’s not the most endearing thing to call some trash who gets naked on the internet and thinks it’s worth more than it actually is….I hate that scammy shit, not because I can’t pull off scams myself, but because I just want people to stop hyping up things that aren’t hype.

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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, who has put her name back on the map by being slutty on the internet, which is nature’s way of putting your name back on the map, is out here in body chains you know, cuz she’s so sexual, collecting some deliveries outside her house for the stalking paparazzi she feels the need to show her sports bra to, because if you’re going to get pap coverage, instead of the pap smears you’ve been used to since fading away the last 5 years because High School Musical hype faded, you might as well make it count!

She is the early adapter to technology being used to take nude selfies, that shit went viral before it was a business plan taught in business schools around the country, not that anyone goes to Business School anymore, that just gets in the way of cashing in on the nudes….

So here she is making gathering deliveries hot, it’s covid, this is how we live now.

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2020

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The Titty drop is a chance for busty girls, and I guess the occasional ambitious small tit girl, to gamify their flashing of their tits….rather than just flashing their tits, as that would be less fun, despite having the same impact. Plus, the group mentality of people, who need other people to follow the lead, because when broken down, people are really fucking followers….I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it…I remember when getting naked on the internet was seen as something for sluts, but EVERY other girl int he world, only for them to now celebrate getting naked on the internet, like they weren’t judgy cunts about it in yesteryear…

“It’s ok, because other people I know do it”….

I mean it took 20 years of INTERNET to get to this place, and it’s a good place, I mean I want to see everyone’s tits, they are JUST tits, and JUST tits are enough for me to at least try to jerk off….but also JUST tits are a way for me to stare at tits, the way I want to stare at tits, because when you do it in person, you get called a creep.

All this to say, TITTY DROP THURSDAY is great.

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2020

Nov

Florida Girl with Hot Tits Acting Nuts on Trumper and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Pile Up

Idiot Uses TIRE IRON as a PILON and Causes a Crazy Accident

Speed Bump Jump

Concrete Slap TAKES Out Car

Drunk VS Grocery Store

Modern Romance…Watch Til End

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The whole COVID lockdown thing doesn’t affect me in anyway because I am a hermit who doesn’t leave my hole, and really it hasn’t seemed to affect anyone else because the parks are still filled with people, I mean why should it affect anyone really, it’s got a 99.99% survival rate, you fucking pussies….but this whole Cancelling of Christmas is a serious attack on your freedoms…but then again, the people cancelling Christmas are just using COVID excuse because at our core we are all lazy fucks who don’t want to bother doing family traditions, it’s too much effort…

I know people are lazy asses, because I was staring at middle aged women jogging – their fat mom asses squeezed into leggings – feels more depressing than it should….you know since there are leggings…but the fact that they are middle aged moms with shitty old bodies takes out the fun…but it’s those people who are trying to cancel christmas cuz it bites into their sitting on their asses or gossiping with their other fat sloppy friends….forgetting what’s important…and that’s CHRISTMAS or THANKSGIVING…basically anything that requires any effort….cancelled…cuz we’re lazy fucks at our core…just look at some mom asses next time you see one…you’ll know what I mean.

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Doberman Steals a Dorito
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In Case You Missed it – Girl Rapes Herself by Accident….
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Pop Singer Austin Mahone Showed Up in the Comment Section of MMA Hottie Valerie Loureda’s Latest IG Post
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Wave Pool Fail
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Tires made into Shoes in India
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Instagram VS Reality – The Fitness Edition
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Idiot – Klay Thompson May Have Injured His Achilles Playing a Pickup Game in Los Angeles
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Spoiler Alert – Girls Using Spoiler on Some Super Car as a Table
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re looking for some pick up lines for your online dating, try this one…

“I want to shit on your chest and rub it in like a romance novel”

Girls LOVE Romance novels…You may not get all the girls but you’ll get the right girl….or one who is bat shit and that will keep you entertained…good luck..

I was talking to an old guy who told me that when he gets his free testosterone shots, this is Canada, his sex drive goes nuts and the last time he tried to rape the receptionist’s veggie wrap….because it looked good to him…

I know what you are thinking…the world needs more rape jokes! Better rape jokes than raping an welcome mat, but he is old and he was scared to say her raped the receptionist….people you know, uptight abotu rape…I think it is weird that “rape culture” exists in this era of everyone being porn addicted, sex obsessed, pervert….you’d think they’d all be down…but instead they are lame about it and cry rape…even rape fetishists need consent before the non consent….and actually talk about it before the rape goes down….I don’t understand violence and sex..or those kinds of things….but I know if you have a rape fetish, you’d probably want to drop that consent part…nothing makes sense….

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Tennis Player Bernard Tomic is Banging His Smoking Hot Girlfriend on OnlyFans
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Kylie Jenner’s Wild Body in a Bikini!
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Jordyn Jones is Hot in a Bikini!
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Girl Accidentally Rapes herself…
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Vatican Investigating How the Pope Liked an IG Model’s Schoolgirl Outfit – AMAZING!
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A Wild Bikini Body
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Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa’s Racy New Video Promo
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Milana Vayntrub Hot Busty Round-Up
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Yo Ventura is HOT in Red Lingerie
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Karl-Anthony Towns’ Ex Kawa Andrade is Doing Incredible Things on Instagram
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Chloë Grace Moretz Talks About How She Was S*xualized At The Age Of 16!
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Chest Pillow Squeeze Test
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Jenna Dewan in a Tight Tank Top
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Two Girls Do a Socially Distanced Cover of “Barracuda”
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Weinstein’s Got COVID
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Confessions of an Asexual Woman!
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Bikini Girl Pole Fail
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Taylor Hill is a Country Girl in this Shoot
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Carrie Keagan is Holding her Bare Boob and it’s Huge
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Cancel Culture is Going After Gina Carano for Election Fraud and Anti-Mask Tweets
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How John Carpenter Won A Million Dollars On The Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Show!
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Champagne Chugger Fail
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Olivia Munn POKIES
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Hailee Steinfeld Turns Herself into a Hot Emoji
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Memories of the Exploding Whale of 1970
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OC Housewife’s Topless Painting Sells for 350k
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Salma Hayek’s Hot Lady Liberty Pic!
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Em Rata Puts her Bump on Display!
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Victoria’s Secret Model Gets Topless
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Dude is used as Girl’s Chair
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Handless Photographer!
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The World of Reptile Tongues!
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People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Babes and Bikes!
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Red Headed Model on the Red Rocks
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Nicole Scherzinger Bends Over in Leggings!
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Mom’s Fast Reflexes Saves Baby From Falling!
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Birds play 2 on 2 Basketball!
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80-Year-Old Man Shoots At Two People Over Land Dispute!
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Terrible Christmas Thong Fail
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Why there is no German Street View in Germany!
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Ariana Grande’s New Song is VERY Racy / PERVY
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Celebs who Got Nude in 2020
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Dillon Brooks’ Baby Momma Exposes Him for Allegedly Buying Nudes on OnlyFans
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Belly Button Sniffer!
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Brooke Shield’s Throwing Up Gang Signs
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Malin Akerman Leggigns!
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Olivia Wilde Pumping Gas
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Ferrari
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Halsey in Period Panties
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Amelia Hamlin’s Bikini Pics
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Maya Hawke in NYC
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Olivia Munn Leaves the Gym
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