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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have reached the point in life where shitting the bed is literally shitting the bed…you know…loss of my “faculties”…is that what they say when you start shitting yourself?

Either way, I’m old…and in being old, I am still amazed that girls watch porn….you hear girls talk about porn, or talk about watching porn….and are now even producing their own porn for fun….or attention or as a business, since sex work is viable, even lucrative….but I’m still shocked by that…

Everyday girls now fuck their friends at sleepovers, you know for the clout or whatever, but this is something we used to JOKE about when we knew girls we knew were having a sleepover….

It’s like everyone is so fucking horny all the time, open with their masturbation addiction and masturabting each other because cumming is great….and the whole thing BLOWS my mind…even if it makes total sense…

I am old, and have been conditioned by women all these years to think porn and sex talk is for creeps they want nothing to do with…as they protest my micro penis, like they would even feel anything…its not sex if you don’t feel anything but shame…be empowered…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Canadian Pole Vaulter in her Bikini
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Selena Gomez is Getting Ready
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Bella Thorne’s Spooky Lingerie Clad Teaser
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Busty Wanda Icardi Goes Topless
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Bella Hadid for Michael Kors
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Miss USA Gets Crowned
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Baby Hippo’s Dental Check
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The Infamous Truck-Wrecking Bridge Has Been Raised, But Clearly Not Enough!
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Canada’s Parliament Fight Over The Usage Of The Word ‘Fart’
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The Monkey Dog Does Some Parkour!
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What Goes Into A Good Hollywood Jump Scare!
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Your Girl’s Personal Trainer is a pervert
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Naked in Public!
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Slutty Cam Girls…CHECK THEM OUT….
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite being flagged a porn site, I hate porn….I’ve only really just been waiting for the mainstream and porn to connect or align….and it is happening…..because porn on it’s own has no substance….or value…it isn’t thought provoking, inspiring, educational….and when I watch porn, all i see is a girl’s soul die….which I guess is the point and clearly what everyone out there is seeking….because the world has turned to porn….people are uploading so many nudes….for you to stare at..the mainstream-ification of porn….it is happening…

The starting point, the stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Synchronized Swimmers Show Off Their Flexibility With a Sexy Dance Routine in High Heels and Bodysuits
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On Set with Bella Thorne!
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Tinashe Bares All!
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Thong Bikini Ass Doing Crazy Upside Down balancing
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Wanda Icardi Goes Topless!
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Gets Ready for Winter!
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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Ass….
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Slight Nip Slip at the 2020 MTV EMAs!
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Salma Hayek’s Covid Test Erotica!
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Here’s How Auto Brand Names Are Pronounced In Their Own Language!
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These Futuristic Vehicles Already Existed In The Past!
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Massive Boobs in a Bikini
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Miss USA Was Crowned
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Irina Shayk Brings The Holiday Cheer!
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Catarina Foxy in a Wet T-Shirt!
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Phil Collins wife claims he had a pill and showering problem
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Russian Backyard Scientists Create An Amazing Jet Engine!
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Amazing Guy Plays Imperial March From Star Wars With A Coffee Stirrer!
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The Most Honest Answer To The Question “How To Break A Man”!
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Guy Gives Girl Head Massage Orgasms
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Charlotte Flair Put On a Leg Show
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Charlotte Lawrence Reaches The End!
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Rob Lowe goes mini in Montecito
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Guy Sends An Attractive Lookalike To His Highschool Reunion!
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Motorcyclist Loses Control And Falls On Wet Road!
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Guy at Restaurant Forgets he has a Mask On
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Taking Apart The Xbox Series X!
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Canada’s Parliament Fight Over The Usage Of The Word ‘Fart’
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Sleeping like a baby
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Larsa Pippen Admits to Having a Relationship With Tristan Thompson
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Miley Cyrus in her Coffin….
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Booty in the Kitchen
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Trump TV is probably happening, I hope they give me a Show..
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The Gatorade Dinosaur…..
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Ariana Grande New Album….
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Chrishell Stause – Walking her dog….
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Chantel Jeffries – Outside Dogpound Gym in LA
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Kim Kardashian in a Magazine….
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Emily Ratajkowski – Scary Belly Button
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Dianna Agron in a Dress
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Super Serious Kate Middleton
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Zara Larsson in Tight Bell Buttom
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Katie Holmes in Vogue…
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Pia Mia Perez in a Photoshoot
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Rihanna in Leather Pants
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Irina Shayk Sloppy Tits…
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Lindsey Pelas in a Swimsuit…
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Ariel Winter Bubble Wrap Girl
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Kristin Cavallari -in Jeans
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Pom Klementieff Legs
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Kim Garner Hot Body….
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big Titty Lesbian Pussy Rub….
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Glory Hole Buffet
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18 people having a Shitty Day….
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Instagram Face Masturbating her Friend!
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Pawg….
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Reddit Amateur….
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Hypnotic Titties…
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100! Dildo Play….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Nips…
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Nerdy with a Dildo….
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9 Public Acts that Make You a Whore…
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Big Tits in a Bra or Two?….
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Toilet Paper Roll for the Toilet Paper Roll Fetishists
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Colossal Cleavage
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Big Booty Twerk…
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Pussy Eater…
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Bottoming Out 13 Inches
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Time to Wine….Naked with Wine…
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Hot Naked Girl Make Out with Ass Spread
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Full Arm Fist
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Naked Linette….
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Looking for those Election Sharpies? We found em!
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Magical Piss
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Skinny Girls
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Carrot Top and Carrot Bottom!
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You Mother Fucker
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2020

Nov

Brie Larson Being Slutty of the Day

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Brie Larson is some scam of a celebrity and probably a horrible fucking person, but for whatever reason that scam worked out of her because she’s cast in those big blockbusters, people think she’s a star, but more importantly dudes think she’s a babe…when the early part of her career she just fucking sucked. She was a failed pop star, a nothing acress, but one day, someone said “Let’s make you a high ticket item”….maybe it was a slow month and she was the only one around….I don’t know, but I do know she did some bullshit victim of abuse movie, wins an Oscar…discounting the credibility of the Oscars and as the serious actor she is….jumps into the 100 million dollar plus budget movies you know to really hone her craft that won her that oscar by CASH FUCKING GRABBING…I don’t know she just gives off bullshit vibes, try hard vibes….even her attempt at instagram erotica cuz she knows she’s gotta grow that platform to make even more money than she already has….and she knows this is how to do it…sleazy instagram ways…maybe the young people will think she’s hip despite looking 45….and sucking….but yeah even this attempt at instagram hotness does nothing for me….it’s a scam….

But I guess it’s some of her best work to date….despite sucking.

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2020

Nov

Ashley Benson Thong of the Day

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Ashley Benson posted this picture of her ass in a thong….to remind you that girls are more than just breasts, even if they have big breasts, even when you only see their big breasts when looking at them…like how I feel about Ashley Benson in all of her pics….”big breasts”…..no matter what she’s doing….”Big breasts”….during her whole lesbian relationship to that model who fucks up the ladder and bounces around from celeb to celeb….I see “big breasts”….it’s not even that I have a thing for big breasts, it is that Ashley Benson has big breasts and that’s all she’s interesting for….and even then she’s not that interesting…well…she’s also an ass in a thong….but I’m still visualizing the big breasts.

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2020

Nov

Jordyn Jones Cameltoe of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is another one of these modern day celebrities with millions of followers you have no idea why they exist…

After much research after finding out that she was from Kalamazoo Michigan, and by much research I mean a 2 second long google search, that gave me the answer I was looking for, which was that she was a child thrown into reality TV, as you’d expect a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan being on TV would end up on TV….white trash doesn’t really have the money to post up in LA and go to all the pervert run auditions for Kids programming…

She is 20 now, a 2000s baby, you fucking perverts, and she is doing what the girls of her generation are doing for their 6 million followers…being semi sleazy, not overly sleazy, just sleazy enough to show off that dance body before it goes to it’s natural Kalaamzoo Michigan state when the dancing stops and the weight starts packing on….the kind of thing you see taking up two seats on a Spirit Airlines flight…or not fitting into the booth at the Denys she’s having her third grand slam breakfast at…

She’s also released a song, because everyone releases songs, it’s the best thing to complement the whole dance thing….you don’t need to sing now that you can make music on your iphone…

None of this matters, what matters is that people of her generation are exhibitionists, it’s the easiest way for likes and follows…and this is overhyped Jordyn Jones….exhibiting…

You can see her pussy in her shorts, it’s the modern day cleavage….

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2020

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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TINY TITS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!

I am a tiny tit advocate…

I am a tiny tit supporter…

I am willing to wear the Tiny Tit empowering t-shirt, even if my tits are bigger than most of these tiny tits…it’s an eating disorder, an alcoholism, it’s a disease and just laziness motherfuckers…because I believe in the power of the tiny tit…

I find them streamlined, I find them hot, I find they come stock on hotter, tighter, fitter bodies….

I am not a betting man, but if I was the odds are most tiny tit bodies are going to be a better overall package…where big tits on a tight body are rare…

So support the TINY TITS, protest the TINY TIT SLAUGHTER that is breast augmentation from implants or fat injections…because TINY TITTY LIVES MATTER.

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2020

Nov

Noah Cyrus Sexts of the Day

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The people generally hate whatever the fuck Noah Cyrus has done to her face, but I just call that the instagram face, where girls around the world turn themselves into an Instagram Filter by getting face injections leaving us with muppet looking shit…

It’s the ghetto, stripper, white trash, ALT girl, edgy sex worker vibe that for whatever reason they think is hot….

I like to think it’s because they grew up on nasty fucking porn with nasty fucking women and think that is hot since dudes jack off to it…

Not realizing that nasty fucking girls doing porn are what we jerk off to, not what we actually think is hot for all girls….

But when you’re some rich kid in the shadow of your sister trying to make it, you do what you can…and when you’re not that hot to begin with, maybe the face injections making you look like everyone else make you look better…if you’re into clowns…I don’t know…

I just find it funny that girls everywhere post their sext publicly, it’s been a thing for a while, but it just seems so outrageous to me….like this is the shit you’d beg girls to send like the loser you are…now handed out for free, for attention, etc..

It’s even funnier when the girl can actually sing, can actually make good music thanks to her access from her royal fucking family….but slutty panty selfies is her passion or output…kind of silly.

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2020

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do this post to celebrate what are scientifically proven to be hotter chicks than other chicks….because I believe in science…

That’s not to say every girl who has uploaded their pics to show off their ratio even have a ratio, some are just fat chicks who I guess don’t know what a waistline means, or don’t know that a 40 inch waist and a 50 inch him ratio kind of defeats the purpose…

It’s not to say that some these girls haven’t photoshopped their waist in, I mean it’s the internet generation, they all photoshop their waists to have more of a ratio and that is becuase SCIENCE…

So in this era of Godless, churchless, spirtualess, empty souls obsessed with themselves, the only thing they can trust is science, since science can’t lie…and science has proven mores than one that a waist to hip what men find hottest in a girl…SCIENCE man…

So all these feminist weirdos who hate the objectification of women, but who believe science for CLimate Change and COVID, need to step back and realize that we onjectify women at the core of our DNA and can’t help it…kind like they claim trannies are born women and can’t control it…only easier to prove..

So fuck you for saying my celebration of science is misogynistic cuz you don’t got that ratio girl…but you do have the blue hair and ability to tantrum when you don’t get what you want, which should count for something…loser.

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2020

Nov

Irina Shayk Braless of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be one of the hottest models to ever sex work her way out of RUSSIA on the back of high profile men who allowed her to breakout in American with Sports Illustrated Swim…when you beard for the number 1 soccer player in the world, SI will get you half naked in a bikini and thank god for that because she had a great look and her half nakedness was welcomed…

She is in her 30s now, but more damaging, since 30 year olds can still pull off being hot, it’s not the death sentence it once was….she’s had a kid with an A-List celebrity, which makes sense financially, and probably to a Russian who likely was raised to make babies young for their army, sports teams, work camps….30 is fucking old to be making babies….but when you’re living your best life amongst the rich and famous in America…why ruin a good thing until you realize you probably should take the kid for the security of child support payments…

So in having kids, her big tits look like they’ve been milk filled then drained…some sloppiness you’d expect most MILFs to have and maybe it is sloppiness you want out of women in their 30s…I don’t know, I just know she obviously looked better 5 years ago but that’s how life works….and she still looks good enough now, sloppy tit or not..

Here is Irina in a new photoshoot for Vogue

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2020

Nov

Lindsey Shaw Pussy Print of the Day

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Lindsey Shaw is some now 31 year old who got her start when she was 15 or 16 on some Nickelodeon series you probably watched and not because you were 10, but because you are a predator or at least a weirdo….I don’t know any of these shitty kids shows but I do know anyone who has sat through any of them is the weirdest kind of pervert because no only are they into the actresses, but they actually sit through shitty programming to see the actresses, like pull up a google image search you masochist freak…then there’s the whole team of people who produce these shows, direct these shows, film these shows, write these shows….it’s a whole operation and procedure to produce such dog shit…

Since Nickelodeon she’s been on some CW show that got cancelled, she got on Pretty Little Liars, which was a big show and maybe why she’s got the 400k followers….and based on her instagram sleaze, we call it the last ditch effort…it’s safe to assume she’s forgotten, lacks management, needs help…..especially with her captions…

In an attempt to make her instagram sleaze seem more comedic and less desperate she wrote this caption that made me gag…

When you graciously try to gauge if that smell is coming from you…Spoiler: it was.

If the theme is to be hot, let’s own that because talking about smelling your own ass attracts the wrong kind of attention from the very wrong kind of people but she is already used to that thanks to her humble child star beginnings..that were actually, in hindsight, her peak, not her start….all down hill from here!

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