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2024

18

Mar

Stella Hudgens Tits Out of the Day

Stella Hudgens reminds me of the drunk girl at the party who gets convinced to flash her tit. You know, the girl you work all night to get to pull out her tit because she’s got a great set of tits and you know that she’s not going to fuck you, so at least you’ll get to see her tit.

After an hour of convincing, even getting more of your friends around to encourage her, she finally does it….only to spend the rest of the night with her tits out…like you broke a seal and now she’s permanently tits out…

Yeah…she reminds me of that.

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2024

18

Mar

Viral Video of the Day

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I tell girls all the time that it’s so fucking easy to go viral. You can really just conceptualize a basic idea, throw it together on your phone and release it to the internet and your whole life will fucking change over night.

This is one of those moments, where a granny looking bitch who could also be a tranny, because that hair looks like a wig to me, doing some clown-work for the people, updating the whole balloon animals to something more appropriate for the porn generation.

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2024

18

Mar

Olivia Rodrigo’s Bra of the Day

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One of my only friends is the bag man at the grocery store, I don’t have a very exciting social life, which isn’t to say the bag man at the grocery store isn’t a top tier motherfucker with all kinds of amazing insight to offer and inspire….it’s just to say that I don’t believing in leaving the house except to hunt and gather for food at a supermarket that does that hard work for you so my social networking is limited to a handful of people who speak english or who are from here….immigration…ya know.

Anyway, he’s probably in his mid-50s and a huge Olivia Rodrigo fan thanks to the pop music radio stations he listens to all day at work, making me think that she’s part of the human trafficking Hollywood clone programming that they use to manipulate your minds through sonic warfare delivered by some cute 21 year old. If you remember 2021, she was at the White House pushing COVID shots that people her generation probably didn’t need because COVID wasn’t killing them, but we don’t need to relive those days of evil….let’s look at her tits.

The Filipino American, half deaf, turned Disney star before doing her own music, where she sings about blood sucking vampires, possibly the same group of people who gave her her start at Disney….

She’s touring, making moves, getting nominated for Grammy awards, brainwashing the youth and apparently 50 year old bag boys….with her tight body showing off her bra.

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2024

18

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Adjusting her Dress of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is the hot chick from Big Bang Theory, who we have made fun of for killing John Ritter on 8 Simple Rules, the sacrifice she made to the Hollywood overlords to get her into a shitty sitcom that appeals to the masses in ways I can’t understand, but that had her making over 100,000,000 dollars her last two seasons of the show. It was fucking crazy.

She’s gone onto live on a farm, breed herself on her farm, rescue animals on her farm, which sounds like a fucking dream to me. That farm life, surrounded by amazing animals, giving them all another chance, is probably more fulfilling than making shit canned laughter jokes for the Hollywood machine, making that whole comedic smut she was involved in worth it because it’s doing some good for the animals of the world.

I respect that in this era of degeneracy….it makes her far hotter than before because anyone who takes care of animals is a fucking hero, better when they have tits.

I like to hate on celebrities that are helping ruin the fabric of our nation with their self involved narcissitic excessiveness pretentious bullshit…not rich bitches who save animals….

Anyway, in being a rich as fuck country girl with her own farm, she’s out here producing some erotic farmer daughter content in some country dress that you can assume was for her man, to get him to come in her after chopping wood, or tending to the sheep or fucking the chickens or some shit….

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2024

18

Mar

Sami Sheen Washes her Asshole of the Day

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Sami Sheen is the rich as fuck, industry connected daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. That means, she’s Martin Sheen’s grand daughter and has a legacy in the Hollywood machine going back over 50 years.

SO it’s weird to see her exploiting herself on social media, or on OF selling exclusive content…which makes you think the dad gives her no money and she’s forced to fend for herself, or she was sexually molested as a child like most sex workers who sexualize themselves for money, or she was raised by hookers and porn chicks and this monetization strategy isn’t just normal, but encouraged….

In this video she is in the shower washing the shitty ass smell you all want on your faces after a good ass eating….making you mad….

Or maybe she’s cleaning her pussy from the smells of vaginitis, or whatever that bacterial infection that causes the pussy to smell in ways that make you puke instead of making you cum.

Either way, she’s prepping herself for something, like a porn star getting an enema before anal day….which is all so disappointing because I like things to unfurl naturally..without the implementation or diversion of soap and hygiene.

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2024

18

Mar

Perrie Edwards Strips Out of her Jean Shorts of the Day

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Perrie Edwards was in Little Mix, which is a huge girl group that I am sure sucks harder than they individually suck dick, you know the sum of the parts are greater than the individual sucking. They are out of the UK, potentially from the same season of X Factor that created One Direction and they have insane fans.

I like to blame Willa Holland’s mom I called a whore for the official deletion of my twitter, but no one gives a fuck about a woman who fucked Brian De Palma and around the same time that I got deleted, the Little Mix fans were being fucking mental about a post I did on one of their members and were reporting the twitter account in retaliation.

I don’t remember what I posted about one of their members, but they went fucking nuts and the account got deleted…..So naturally, I’m happy to see that Perrie Edwards is back, even though I don’t use twitter thanks to those monsters…that I should legitimately thank those monsters for, because social media may make people rich, but it’s a fucking cancer.

Anyway, the 30 year old Little Mix star named Perrie seems to be releasing a new tune, because everyone with a fanbase realizes there’s money out there in music thanks to Taylor Swift.

Her song has a little Country twang to it, because everything has gone country, and that’s a good thing as someone who has loved country for many many years, even if it’s exploitative and happening from someone from the UK, with is ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY.

In promoting the new song, the mom of 1, married to a professional soccer player, is in a bikini, strips out of her jean shorts, shows off her fat mom ass, and the fans go wild.

It’s good enough marketing to me.

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2024

18

Mar

Victoria Justice’s Bra Out Promoting her Music of the Day

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A few weeks ago Victoria Justice put out a video on her instagram wearing this outfit, that I was going to post, probably didn’t post, because I thought it was a sheer bra with visible nipples, and it seems it was an optical illusion and that offended me at the time.

As it turns out, the Nickelodeon star has decided that it is her time to shine again, since she’s been pretty invisible the last few years. I don’t know if she’s done anything since her hit show created Ariana Grande besides appeal to the perverts who would obsess over Victoria Justice’s fitness gear or bikini pics as they do.

Like every other capable singer and dancer out there, they’ve seen Taylor Swift’s billion dollar tour and think they can capitalize on that hype for their own personal gain because Taylor Swift isn’t all that impressive, but she has the minds, hearts and wallets of every idiot.

I think they are all back on the scene because they’ve realized there is money to be made in tours, but in order to get to that point, they need albums and songs to brainwash the audience to buy into.

So VJ, which is my nickname for her that reminds me of what I call a vagina, is running around doing really lame lyric videos to generate the buzz….and the BRA isn’t even showing off her nipples….she should re-strategize.

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2024

18

Mar

Cardi B Has her Titties Out of the Day

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I may have forgotten that Cardi B existed, maybe I just blocked her out of my mind because I don’t like surrounding myself with that kind of trash, you know that rich and ghetto trash perpetuating degeneracy. Every time she speaks it goes straight to the pit of my stomach like a power tool grinding metal, no matter how naked her jacked up body is. I just can’t connect to it.

I prefer actually trash that turns to degeneracy because it doesn’t have any other options, and it typically is classier and easier to stomach than anything that Cardi B has put out.

I was actually shocked that the entertainment industry allowed her WET ASS PUSSY song to become a thing back during COVID, where everyone was jumping onto the WAP train, even little kids, like it wasn’t vile and offensive, not that wet ass pussies are vile and offensive, there is just a way to package them that’s a little less vile and offensive.

I don’t get offended by much, but Cardi B offended me…and the fact that her shit wasn’t censored while everyone was being censored at the time…made me think she was an industry plant being used to distract and destroy the fabric of our nation.

The feminist agenda bought into WET ASS PUSSY and decided it was a feminist anthem, intellectualizing degeneracy whether it’s WET ASS PUSSY, Incest Porn, or Fat Chicks as Bikini models, or that whole transgender thing, is what they do…..and the whole thing was fucking enough for me to TUNE THE FUCK OUT…

Well, today I saw that Cardi B still exists, had her nasty tits with giant nipples out on Social Media, because obviously she would…and it’s a terrible reminder that Cardi B is a thing…but I guess it’s better to be reminded of a bitch with the tits, feeling herself up and shaking those tits for the camera, than not.

I guess she’s got new music, new shit to promote, new money making schemes, more kids to ruin the impressionable minds of….

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2024

18

Mar

Dakota Jade is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think she’s related to Dakota Johnson….who I guess is now Dakota Johnson because she married the singer of Coldplay who she’s creepily been dating for many years….but they do have the same first name and that’s gotta mean something….I just don’t know what…other than that Dakota makes for a pretty solid porn name, I guess we know what Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson were thinking back in the coke fuelled 80s when they named her….

Check out this body, it’s like way too much estrogen bouncy castle of womanhood who probably really likes baked goods and I don’t know if that’s hot…but I like baked goods and tits that are big enough to ignore the rest of the fatness….you just focus in on them and the rest blurs itself out like those memories from childhood of being abused by your teacher who selected you because they knew you were poor and had no one at home sober enough to cry to or to believe you….