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2020

16

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Off is the act of taking a clothed selfie and posting it next to a nude selfie…ideally in the same pose and setting on the same day…to give the FULL experience of letting dudes see what these bitches be hiding, sometimes good, sometimes bad, because clothing is made to make bitches look better, but some bitches just look better naked….and all are great contributions to the internet content being uploaded because I am all about seeing bitches naked, whether it’s part of a trending meme, hashtag, challenge, or just because they are exhibitionists and get off to you getting off to them, so start masturbating sick fucks…these “unsuspecting” girls are fully aware of what their pictures are meant to make you do, otherwise why would they do them, the internet isn’t a medical office and even in medical offices I have a hard time believing doctors aren’t liKe’ damn this herpes ass bitch has a nice twat”…you know that “we are professionals” doesn’t outweigh “we are dudes who like pussy”….and if your doctor tells you otherwise, he’s lying.

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2020

16

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Being Hot of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the top trending starlets of her era. She was produced or created or at least put together by her agency or management and they strategically placed her and her big tits in a bunch of things to build up her resume and to prove she had the acting chops, which really require very little talent to carry those tits to stardom….because the industry needs to create these “stars” as part of their marketing efforts of the movies but also as a way to boost the budgets so they all get paid more if they have a headliner in the movie or show…it’s pretty basic, Weinstein did it for a bunch of chicks and they are doing it with Sweeney….

Her actual onscreen work is pretty lame, I saw her recent horror movie about some art school bullshit where she killed herself and her co-star was far more interesting, hotter, even a better actor…but Sweeney’s got these big naturals she shows off on trending EUPHORIA, the show that is supposed to be a realistic version of High School in the internet era of perverts….and they are pretty fucking big….she’s also a model for Rihanna’s lingerie brand, or maybe a tool being used by RIhanna who knows she’s trending, but either way…TITS…

She posted a video saying she’s spending 2 months somewhere filming, but couldn’t say where. I assume it’s Euphoria Season 2, because it was a big hit….

Due to my internet SLEUTHING, which is really low level detective work, not even bootleg investigative journalism is this bad, but she picture of her next to a United 787 Dreamliner with code N26909, which according the FLIGHT TRACKER flew DENVER to HONOLULU yesterday….so Sweeney’s in Hawaii…SURFS UP motherfucker….

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2020

16

Oct

Sammi Hanratty On a Boat of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty is some 25 year old actress who got her start in 2006, when when she was 10 years old in some really low level roles, so you know she’s got parents who drive her to auditions and shit. You know the worst kind of parents who pretend they are doing it for the kids, but who are instead more interested in the fame and fortune and pat on the back that their genetics combined make magic….

She’s really done VERY little over the last 15 years of trying, some recurring roles, the most famous being 7 episodes of Shameless….6 episodes of Zack and Cody for the pervert Disney Watchers who should be arrested..which brings up an important point about QAnon….People or the Media are so aggressively against QAnon, which makes me suspicious of those people.

It’s like they are the same people who have something to hide, or are working for the people who have nothing to hide. I am not going to claim to be a QAnon expert, I’ve only known about the group for the last year or so, but conspiracies and misinformation aside, where’s the harm in a group of people coming together to try to debunk the system and expose people in power, the “elite” for being pedophiles or for doing illegal shit, whether they are crazy or not….it seems like a pretty noble cause from my perspective. I mean I’ve been saying Hollywood is full of garbage humans forever, but instead of people getting arrested, the sign autographs…it’s very weird….I just think it’s weird that the media don”t want to hear about exposing high up people for the illegal shit they do….if they got even one corrupt fuck exposed with their internet sleuthing, wouldn’t that be a good thing, free crowdsourced investigations, seems harless and like something great for the media to run with if they hit the right scandal…the fact the media is against it or consistently denounces it is far more concerning…in this freedom of speech era of there’s no such thing as freedom…

Well, that was a weird rant….I don’t know..but maybe Hanratty does…as she is her trying to elevate her profile with some low level nudity, but not enough nudity to really be as relevant as the stars of her era who are all getting deep dicked on their social media…you know because they are sex positive or some other nonsense spin….

Step it up HANRATTY…do it for the RATTY kingdom….of RATS…which is what I assume she calls her fan base.

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2020

16

Oct

Jordyn Woods See Through of the Day

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Jordyn Woods is some rich trash from LA that grew up with Kylie Jenner and only exists because of her affiliation with the garbage Kardashians. She’s part of that “be famous for nothing”….”be hot even though I’m not”….sexualize the fuck out of yourself so people who don’t know better figure “I guess she’s hot”. She was part of some publicity stunt Kardashian tabloid bullshit that always reminds me how fucked America is. The fact that the trash Kardashians and their fake ass everything get rewarded and live this billionaire life is just fucking vile….yet you’re all fighting over the police and other shit…when the core of your issue is these people…

In keeping up with the trash, Jordyn Woods has launched an ONLY FANS where she’s exploiting her fan base, which is hilarious that she even has a fan base, into thinking they are buying her nudes, which I am sure are shit nudes, because cash grab off the losers with credit cards when you can.

This is her doing brand collabs, because I guess brands aren’t scared of whores if the whores have enough followers, we learned that with Kim K and her sex tape, something that should have made her unhireable but that got her ALL the fucking money she could…and I guess that her family could…

So this is the leaders to the youth and that’s unfortunate on a lot of levels, but great on a “let’s see everyone naked level”….which is my kind of level….since everyone, even the modest women, are likely fucking shit, so at least you get to see some tit with these Only Fans bitches…even though none are actually getting full naked, they are dipping a toe in sex work for the cash grab that works because we are all perverts but shouldn’t…because look at this bitch. Trashy mom body….I wouldn’t even get a discounted lap dance from her at the strip club, I’d aim highing…but maybe the old white dude would…there’s a market for it…but there’s also a market for everything, including selling stool samples to the right kind of pervert.

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2020

16

Oct

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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I posted some of these pics of Rita Ora in her lingerie as outerwear because girls are sluts the other night, she captioned it something like “in the studio” which coincided with my version of Rita Ora’s success…that starts with her big tits and ends with her big tits…so from all the producers she’s had sex with in trying to get a hit song, yet always missing the mark…she’s been about the tits…so of course when she goes to the studio she has her tit out. It’s her currency, how she pays the session musicians, not that they use musicians anymore….

In her pics, the nipple wasn’t visible, but for the paparazzi it was, you know you can’t be overly shameless, sometimes you need to be subtle in your use of tits, tits that are responsible for her career, tits that are the only reason anyone knows she exists and tits that haven’t got her any hits, since she’s really not a household name, but a name I endorse…because guess why….let’s do our own Quiz show here…guess why I post this bitch….

HER TITS!

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2020

16

Oct

Halsey Slutty Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I heard about Halsey, it was a bunch of years ago and someone I knew in the “industry” told me this story about how I need to look out for this new generation popstar who has this really inspirational story about being some drug addict part girl who lived on the streets….to which I rolled my eyes…as I do….classic Jesus Martinez….and said “you believe that bullshit”….

I mean it’s an angle, a really weird angle, but my version of Halsey’s Origin story, despite not knowing shit about Halsey, besides that she’s got some fake tits…is that she was a bratty teen who wanted to party and not work…and who may have been kicked out of the house for being a degenerate for like a night or two…this whole living on the subway because it ran all night is far too dramatic to be reality….and when she was out at the parties…the DJs who in case you didn’t know are HUGELY famous, rich and all that, but DJs therefore try hard losers….no DJs are cool…and when a hot chick in every city tries to get near them like they are rockstars, they usually take advantage of that, and in Halsey’s case it allowed her to lay down a vocal track that went viral, put her on the map, and allowed her to get fake tits she can do stripper poses in a bikini with.

She’s not hot, interesting, if anything she’s just a lame ass whiner, but she’s in a bikinis slutty posing, so there’s that.

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2020

16

Oct

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons of the Day

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Alexis Ren has some shitty fake tits. I don’t know what kind of damage happens to these girls along their journey of being whores on the internet, but the fact that they go out and jack up their faces and bodies to give some illusion of hot like some kind of science experiment or guinea pig trying to keep their lie alive…and real…just confuses me.

Pre-implants and face being jacked up like a muppet Kardashian, the cute enough hot bodied girl was trending, viral, and a hit with her lame ass model boyfriend….they were in ALL the media across the world being celebrated as a young couple….

I guess one too many people made fun of her small tits, or maybe she hated how she barely filled a bikini top, so the broken girl paid millions for her nonsense, that really was nonsense went under the knife to mutilate herself with a new set of tits like this was the 90s….like in the 90s when we didn’t know better and all women had fake tits I could see a girl getting roundies like this…but in this era of we’ll jerk off to girls of all shapes and sizes, where we know implants are gross, and where being a muppet on social media may be celebrated, but the muppet part is totally unnecessary…seeing a bitch do this just makes me thing bullying works, so let’s keep up the mean comments….women are catty and the bullying was probably from fat chicks because most guys won’t go at a girl over her tit size unless he’s a closet case….but more importantly bullying works….at least on a broken ass insecure bitch…

So here she is looking hot bodied with shitty tits, insecure loser fuck, great job getting a shitty tit job – you dumb fuck….awesome inspiration to the dumb girls who follow you you negligent dumb fuck…

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2020

16

Oct

Rebecca Black Ass of the Day

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Rebecca Black is here shaking her ass, showing off her fat titties, as she navigates being an influencer in this very slutty over-sexualized world, knowing that people only care about when people have their titties out…or I guess when they are shaking their asses..that’s the world we live in and I’m ok with that.

It’s the only reason I was reminded of Rebecca Black, who you may know from the hugely popular for all the wrong reason song FRIDAY that people still sing to this day, asshole people, but still people…basic people…but still people…you get what I am saying…

She was before her time, when the music industry didn’t see youtube hits, or viral songs as their own, so they’d blow it off.

So instead of turning her into a hotter KATY PERRY, the media mocked the fuck out of her….a 13 or 14 year old kid…destroyed despite having a self produced hit song…crazy.

Now they sign anyone with any views, even fake views, trying to survive…mooch fucks…that music industry is.

She’s using that viral meme celebrity to take another stab at this shit and now old enough to be slutty about it, a good thing.

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2020

16

Oct

Lisa Rinna’s Stupid of the Day

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Lisa Rinna is the cocktail waitress looking girl who managed to break through in hollywood with her big personality…to end up acting on a Soap Opera which is pretty amazing, not because Soap Operas are these high end acting jobs, even if they are semi high profile because they are on network TV during the day and people do watch them….but because I would have expected her to end up in porn…which is basically the same caliber of acting, only one was frowned upon in Lisa’s era.

I guess she moved in and sugar babied right, got her in the right circles, so her dick sucking was only on camera for her own collection.

She’s gone onto reality Tv, raising two slutty influencer daughters, all while being a plastic pile of shit…but here she is dancing.

Here are her hard nipples!

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2020

16

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which is a day we celebrate all the women who upload pics of themselves in fishnets over the past week.

As it turns out, a lot of women post pics of their fishnets every week, I guess it’s a trending thing, not that fishnets ever went out of style, for as long as I can remember they were the pantyhose choice of sluts and bored housewives trying to add spice to their lives…even though they aren’t really that racy….

I don’t know why fishnets are seen as any hotter than any other pantyhose because I am a firm believer that all half nakedness is equally hot, but I am inclusive like that, I like it even when it’s not hot…but I do know that if women put them on and take on a whole slutty persona, all turned on by their naughty, and it leads to them being sluttier than normal..it’s a good thing.

I wonder if fisherman only get off to fishnet stockings, because when they fish with their fishnets, all they do when alone out there on the ships is think “If only I caught a mermaid with this fucker, you know 50 years of hard fisherman labor and the only fishnets I can get off to are the ones sold at Walgreens when a stripper slips into them”…..

Right?

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