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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Oct

Lili Reinhart Being Fat of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is on set eating the Mac and Cheese that was supposed to be a prop at the diner they hang out because she can’t hold back from food. She’s recently been dumped by Jughead, who I guess may still be fucking her because they are filming in Vancouver during a pandemic, where they need to be in their Riverdale COVID bubble that I am sure is the worst place to be because it is by far the worst show ever and proof this generation is doomed, assuming it’s not just a bunch of 50 year olds watching hoping to see some tit.

Anyway, Lili, who has been big and who doesn’t use her big tits to her big girl advantage nearly enough, is an uneventful actress / celebrity, but she was whining about how she doesn’t fit into last season’s wardrobe beause COVID got her eating….and eating is what she’ll continue to do…on some feeder fetish shit…where she can’t hold back from eating the props on set because that’s just how fat she is….clearly an eating disorder…and she’s being encouraged by Camila Mendes, who is shooting this fat girl feeder fetish shit, and for those who are cool enough to not know Riverdale, because you know it fucking sucks and you avoid, Mendes is the girl who plays Veronica….who realizes that the fatter Lili gets, the hotter Veronica gets despite her lack of a neck….

I come from an era where girl’s didn’t eat…at least not in public…it was a good era….a skinny era of hot chicks…

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2020

Oct

Daphne Blunt Lingerie of the Day

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Daphne Blunt has been working in entertainment since she was far too young to be working in entertainment, but I guess the movie industry need people to play the kids, the world wouldn’t be as responsive to the movie if they cast midgets for the kids, especially if it was a kids’ movie like GOONIES or something of the like, where kids are running amuck without any parents, just the watchful eye of their creepy director, if the kids were cast by midgets, but I guess that’s the whole Baby Herman storyline in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, one that makes sense to me.

So instead of casting a midget to play the 10 year old on The Young and the Restless, they cast our girl Daphne…

She’s 22 now, and unlike the girls of instagram she doesn’t seem to photoshop the shit out of herself, like you can see actual skin and not this smooth Augmented Reality version of skin, which is porn in and of itself in this era.

This is her social media content where she’s looking hot!

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2020

Oct

Reality TV Pussy Selfie of The Day

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Francesca Farago is a Canadian sugar baby who has been doing the sugar baby circuit for a bunch of years at this point and I guess it worked out nicely for her because she got on some very shitty reality show about sex addicts holding out on fucking to find true connections with people….and despite having sex on the show because she couldn’t control her horny sugar baby ass …she still won the show….and the hearts of many because she’s in LA doing the bottom feeding circuit, hanging with celebs and youtubers who I guess liked the show…living the fucking sugar baby dream….

This is apparently her before she got the bolt ons, back when she hadn’t crafted the entire vision for her fake face, fake tit, fake personality life…that I guess won over the people of social media because she now exists more than as a toilet for a rich guy in Dubai to shit on.

Dreams do come true…for “Bar stars” who goes to all the parties and sucked the “right dick” like Diplo’s dick…and now exists…

Now whether this is actually her or not, I have no idea, if it was a recent pic of her I’d have no idea…I just know it’s a pussy selfie in front of the mirror…possibly her early work…take it in…

Here she is today with Bella Thorne about to get finger banged by Bella’s UTI inducing fingernails

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2020

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s the most horrible post of the week! We call it Wet Spot Wednesday and I really have no idea how it happened, I just know that it happened and I am really not that glad that it happened, but for whatever reason, I’ve kept it in the content mix, because this is the shit people are uploading to the internet to show the world how horny they are, or how creamy their yeast infections are, and I don’t really find the close up wet spot to be the hottest pose a girl can take, but it’s something they seem to be proud of, like when they blow their nose and want to show you how green it is, so green it’s a bacterial infection not a viral infection, or like taking a shit in a health and wellness influencers poo journal for social media that I’m not sure is a thing yet, but will be cuz everyone’s fucking gross.

Sure, I like wet pussy as much as the next guy…even if I am responsible for drying pussy, but I don’t like wet pussy framed this way…out of context and just weird…but that doesn’t mean I won’t deliver the wetspot wednesday goods.

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2020

Oct

Dude with Pants around His Ankles being Nuts and Other videos of the Day

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Flight Attendant Gets Punched

Cop Takedown

Armed Intruders in Miami

Loading the Quad Fail..

Biker Beating the Red Light….Badly

Fat Fucking Cop

Russian Streamer Beats the Shit Out of a Girl While Streaming – Fucked.

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest mental health issue of our times is not these bratty pussy kids with their anxiety attacks, which are the same anxiety attacks we all had as kids, but with weaker people….it is the delusions of owning the photoshopped version of themselves, like making an avatar of themselves, using them self and not thinking twice when they get complimented on their feed for how toned they look, while the wall or background behind them looks like it’s traveling through the black hole of time, all twisted up like a prostitute having a drug overdose during an orgy, because that’s how you get your best waist to hip ratio…it’s like these average at best muppets with their jacked up faces and 20 pound heavier real life versions of their online version boldly go through life living this lie, or owning this lie, like it ain’t at thing….as all you losers jerk off to them and their pelfies that are unable to reach orgasm because of all the ssri anti depressants they are on!

Point being, stop photoshopping yourselves you dumb fucks…the erasing of your faces…the changing your bodies….while pretending how real and down to earth you are…it’s all so fucking crazy….

Here are some morning links..

Meg the Stallion’s Twerks.
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UFC Flyweight Hannah Goldy is on OnlyFans Don’t Subscribe!
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Model Vivien Gutmann Gets Tropical
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Bebe Rexha’s in some Carnivale Looking Leotard.
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Troy Aikman Released a Statement on Mocking Military Flyovers
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World’s Fastest Car!
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When You Do Something Stupid and Need to Make Sure You are Still alive
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John Stamos Joins Happy Days Cast Reunion as Chachi – Because the Hollywood World Hates Baio for Being a Trump Supporter
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WWE Star Paige’s Dance Classes Look Interesting
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Fat Man’s River Jump Fail
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Fast and the Furious will Eventually End
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Russia Finally Releases Previously Classified 1961 Footage Of Largest Nuclear Explosion Ever
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The Dangers of VR
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Lesbian Actress Doesn’t Care What You THink About Where She Puts her Cunt
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A Man and his Crazy Pool Trick Shots
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The To-Do List Guy Jumps In Ice Water, Gets Trapped Under Ice
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Bad Idea from Start to Finish
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Girl Fucks Her Dildo in a Yoga Pose
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Big Girl and a Big Dildo
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know an old pervert complaining about the new generation of kids, in a “when I was their age” kind of way is pretty boring….

But I never guaranteed you fun….I’ve never said oh let’s have fun, this is fun, fun doesn’t exist..

So how about this pussy generation who was clearly breast fed too long, in their everyone gets a trophy for participation, coddled and never able to fail, where somehow they all decided their voices and opinions mattered…while being genderless, queer and scared of the world due to all the self diagnosed mental health disorders they decided to have and get medicated for…all because their parents coddled them….they weren’t riding bikes with no helmets or trick or treating solo despite all the pervert weirdos in the neighborhood…but now these young people can’t deal with any conflict, controversy, stressful situation outside their comfort zone…they shutdown…it’s weird.

I just got an email from some social media millennial girl aggressively asking for her pics like in some sort of panic, like her dad saw what she’s doing with that degree he paid for on social media, like I stole her soul or dignity or panties from the laundromat.

They were pics from instagram that anyone can embed on websites….but young people don’t understand websites anymore, just social media platforms, and the idea of a website posting her pics is some alien old timey shit…..to us old fucks it’s how the internet used to work….before social media…you went to websites run by idiots who did the work for us so that we didn’t have to google shit…..so you gotta think with access to so much info, why they so dumb,…clearly social media was a strategy by the “man” to keep people mind controlled, dumb and annoying by planting bevioral contangions….to shape the fucking world we’re in today….

I figure if they’re gonna get naked on the internet, let the weirdo websites repost that shit without complaints, we’re just doing our part to help get them seen..which is the whole point of this shit….being seen naked in photoshoots on instagram is to get seen…why else would you do it…right…so less take down request and more titty submissions….the way nature fucking intended….if we work together we can all be winners not whiners…

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsey Vonn’s Thong Bikini Says Bye to Bahamas
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Shanna Moakler is Still Looking Hot!
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Sydney Sweeney’s Really Hot Bikini Pics
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Huge Boobs on the Treadmill
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WWE Paige is Doing a Weird Dance
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Alexis Ren, Very Busty
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Joey King’s Looking Hot!
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G-String Bikini Booty Reveal
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Cardinals Fan Sent Flying After Confronting a Cowboys Fan
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Man With A Foot Fetish Caught Doing It In His Car On The Road!
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Kaley Cuoco in Hot Yoga Attire.
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Britney Spears on the Beach in a Bikini in Malibu
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Power Ranger’s Actress in a Bikini Top!
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Ariel Winter in Leggings at the Grocery Store
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Acting Coach Analyzes 10 crying Scenes
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Lou Williams Hands Out Advice on Dating Two Women at the Same Time
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Lingerie Babe Shows Off the Arch
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Russia Finally Releases Previously Classified 1961 Footage Of Largest Nuclear Explosion Ever
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TikTok Babe in a See Through!
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Halsey Shaved her Head!
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Cowboys Fan Shoots his TV
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THe World’s Fastest Car
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How AT&T Predicted the Future in 1993
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Nude Model Maria Kn Nude Shoot!
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife Responds to Haters After He Was Benched During Loss to the Steelers
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Cyclist VS Porsche…
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6 Rally Car Crash
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Clemence Stripping Down
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber in the City…
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Victoria Justice Booty Jiggle!
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Dude Boasts About Stealing a Banksy on BBC
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The To-Do List Guy Jumps In Ice Water, Gets Trapped Under Ice
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Maria Shainer is a Hot Model Taking a Dip
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Madelaine Petsch is Ready for Halloween
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What The Fuck…
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Lottie Moss See Through in a Black Dress
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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From the Forum

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Fitness Gear
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Addison Rae in Skimpy Fitness Gear
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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdo Body
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Famke Janssen Walking her Bike
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Olvia Munn Leaving the Gym
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Zoey Deutch Leaving the Gym
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Dakota Fanning Drinks Miller High Life
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From stepSMUT!!

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She’s Putting it In
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Dude on Stage Can’t Resist trying to bone Singer
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Backyard Chilling with a Dildo
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Putting her Yoga Training to Good Use
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Big Dildo and the Horse it Rode in On
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Lingerie Dildo from Behind
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This Pussy is a Tool Box
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Amateur Lesbian Pussy Eaters
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Anus of the Day
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Artistic Nudes!
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Reddit Amateur!
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Girls on Bikes
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Masturbating Bbae
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Scumbag of the Day
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Halloween Witch Pissing in her Jack O Lattern
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Hand Bras
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Yoga Girl with her Round Ass
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Clothed and Unclothed
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Brazilian Mother and Daughter in Bikinis
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Skye Blue Stripping Out of Lingerie
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Figging Gone Wrong
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2020

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Monster Tits of the Day

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To offset Today’s TINY TITS TUESDAY here’s some trending it-girl Sydney Sweeney in Hawaii waiting to film some shit I assume is Season 2 of Euphoria…because her tits are massive, but on a small frame, making them the coveted big tits we all crave in our titty fetishes….

I’ve seen her acting, she’s not all that great, but her tits are and the best thing about her tits is that they were only revealed strategically after she had been acting for a wild, like some well kept secret that she sat on as her agents and management figured out when they’d allow her to unleash these beasts, which as it turns out was Euphoria…

The main thing I like about Sweeney besides the tits is that she was created by the industry, a girl with a dream, with agents and managers who placed her strategically because they knew they found gold…and in an era of social media influencers, that’s refreshing….I like being told who to like by the people who cast her, rather than being told what to like by the people of the internet….there is a difference from the two, mainly in the attitude of the girl involved, because these people with followers who get work for their followers are dog shit and believe their own hype, while Sweeney, pre-Euphoria barely existed on social media….any fame she has is directly from being in FILM/TV and the buzz from that….rather than because she does done viral content and knows digital marketing thanks to being a sugar baby the last 5 years to the highest LA bidder…

But the main thing I like about Sweeney is the tits and they are huge.

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2020

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world of every bitch getting plastic surgery, from moms in their 40s and 50s, to teens at 16….thanks to living in this on camera for zoom, social media, socializing world….it’s refreshing to see some small tits…at least for me, because I am a small tit appreciator…which is why I do this small tit post…and really small tits and face injections are mutually exclusive since most girls with small tits love their small tits, aren’t insecure about their small tits, and are disgusted by big tits because they can’t imagine awkward sacks of fat on their chests…but we lose small tits every year to the pressure that I call self imposed pressure by girls who are insecure about their small tits….and that’s too bad because small tits come on smaller packages, tighter bodies, and better asses….

So here’s our tribute to tiny tits by girls who are stoked enough to post their small tits for empowerment, to celebrate small tits, for small tit normalcy, what the fuck do I know…maybe they just like flashing their tits cuz tits are tits and any straight dude will agree….those big titty fetishist dudes are for sure closet cases because no straight dude would be turned off by small tits, they’d latch on and start feeding like a starving new born if given the chance….

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2020

Oct

Drop the Towel Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out here doing some TOWEL DROP FETISH content, which is only funny because her dad is Johnny Depp and you’d think that even with his terrible marriage to that devil woman who spent all his money, she’s still not one who needs to dabble in internet porn, you know like all the other girls from aspiring influencers, which is the lamest of things to aspire to be, to existing influencers who are keen on getting more money than they’ve already got with their scam by selling nudes….

I’d like to think a celebrity kid would be higher brow, maybe less obvious or desperate in her approach to content, but all these people are drones, built the same, into the same nonsense but luckily their nonsense is horny content for a horny generation raised on porn…I mean as much as I like the high brow approach to being a rich hot chick who is unaccessible, the becoming a gutter girl who channels the content sugar babies who get shit on by rich guys, is pretty hilarious…because I am sure they have the resources to be better than an average 18 year old girl on reddit looking for only fans subscribers, but apparently not.

I do think Lily Rose Depp in all her celebrity brat glory is pretty hot, despite the cankles, so this towel drop fetish content works for me, but unfortunately Lily Rose Depp doesn’t, because if she did, I’d have her doing the stepLINKS right now. I hate doing the stepLINKS.

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