DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked Hostage Video from Captivity of the Day

No Comments »

We all know that Britney Spears has been in captivity for a long time, her parents locking her into some bullshit conservatorship many years ago after her first mental breakdown, and it all made sense from a practical perspective since they are a white trash family that sold their kid off to the industry, turning her into an earner, where money is addictive and can outweigh the health and wellness of your kid….and always does…you greedy fucks…

So I’ve been calling Britney Spears abducted in plain sight, or at least a variation of that since her parents reappropriated her to imprison her and control every aspect of her life after she went off the rails…instead of doing what Aguilera did by dropping off and getting fat….or what Simpson did by making billions off low end K-Mart clothing….but instead they just kept the one trick pony doing the one trick she knew…and luckily that one trick was lucrative thanks to it being Britney Spears….a fucking legend.

No one else seemed to care until this past year about Britney’s parents basically stealing her money while she was all medicated….because Britney is a fucking empire, employs many, and is more than just the postar herself…it requires management and infrastructure…something Britney can’t do especially when medicated…

I mean she can barely follow direction in her instagram dance video that looks like it was shot on a Nintendo Power globe, or maybe a toaster….all lit weird…but more importantly….performed weird by the medicated half naked starlet…all dead in the eyes like some kind of zombie trying to prove she’s ok…when looking like a hostage video before the beheading in a “my captors are really great, they treat me well”….before getting the fucking axe.

Either way, if you’re into captive women, and you are, check out this weirdness.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2020

Oct

Francia Racia – The Kidney Donor To Selena Gomez Goes Mental Because She Got “Boxed In” at Trump Rally – Shitty Celebs…and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Girl Gets Kicked off Plane

Wheelie Fail

Lemon Thief Gets Electric Fence

Boat Crash

Mountain Collapse

Check Out These Legs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

It may not be morning to you, but it is morning to me, and the real insanity is that I am so set in my ways, I still bother doing the morning links, or even updating the site since it really is insignificant in the grand scheme of the internet….

I once knew a guy who dumped his fat girlfriend after 3-4 years together, they were set up by their parents when one needed a wedding date…and that guy said to me “it was a wedding date that laster 4 years” meaning he just went along with it even though he knew she was a fat cunt that should have ended with a fuck or two that date night only to go on their separate ways….

This is the website version of that, only it has been 16 years….a joke that wasn’t supposed to last more than a month or two….but is still here.

I blame CollegeHumor for linking me all those years ago…..

Here are some stepLINKS as I reevaluate my worthless existence…..but don’t worry, I’m not emotional about this, like some whining cunt, I just think it’s hilarious, and depressing….but the whole point of living is dying, so there’s that! Something to look forward to.

Halsey Shaved her Head
CLICK HERE

Fully Naked Ashley Graham for IG
CLICK HERE

Topless Model Clemence Showing her Tits
CLICK HERE

Baker Mayfield’s Wife in a Tube Top Responds to Haters After He Was Benched During Loss to the Steelers
CLICK HERE

Fat Bear Crossing the Road
CLICK HERE

Model Maria Shainer Taking a Dip
CLICK HERE

This Parodical “Plumbus X” Advertisement Looks Oddly Familiar
CLICK HERE

Bodyguard Impresses Jay Z And DMX With His Rapping Skills While The Two Engaged In A Rap Battle!
CLICK HERE

Girl’s Track and Field Fail
CLICK HERE

The FSO Nabarima Holding 60,000,000 Gallons Of Oil Is Currently Sinking In The Ocean
CLICK HERE

Beautiful Replica Of Big Ben Made With Dominoes!
CLICK HERE

The Weird Naked Asian Man and his Weird Naked Stunts
CLICK HERE

Big Cat’s Failed Attack
CLICK HERE

Hot Live Cam Shows
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

The more I stream bullshit TV and movies the dumber and dumber I get….the way they wanted when they created TV….but it’s better than social media…because I’d rather be brain washed by produced movies and tv with high budgets – the old fashioned way,

It is better than be annoyed by social media idiots spewing their opinion to other people in their network with similar opinions while not realizing our opinions don’t matter…

Instead thinking they matter very much, getting all angry and fighting with each other over it…and it’s all pretty ugly…that whole actual human thing…give me the fake version of these evil people rather than the evil version they actually are…..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Britney’s Hostage Videos Continue – This Time in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Ashley Graham is Naked on the Gram
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne’s See Through Sister Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Ayesha Curry Went Viral After Switching Up Her Look With a Blonde Wig
CLICK HERE

Slip and Slide Girl has Amazing Form in her Thong
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid’s Nip Slip!
CLICK HERE

Olivia Culpo Gets Ready for Halloween!
CLICK HERE

Booty Gets Tapped by Another Booty
CLICK HERE

Booty Riding By on a Bike
CLICK HERE

Gisele Enjoyed Watching Tom Brady and the Buccaneers Kick the Shit Out of the Packers
CLICK HERE

Kara Del Toro’s In Maxim and Topless
CLICK HERE

Vanessa Hudgens Gets SPOOKY with her Cleavage
CLICK HERE
Couple Does Weird Acro yoga – Girl has Tits
CLICK HERE

Oscar Pistorius is back int he News – Here are some Memorial Pics of his Model Girlfriend he Killed
CLICK HERE

Sports Hottie of the Day!
CLICK HERE

Miley Cyrus Rocking Out….
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber – Pushing the Vote!
CLICK HERE

TikTok Addison Rae Nip Slip
CLICK HERE

Heidi Klum in her Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Suspect Tries to Torch Cop Car – With Cop Inside
CLICK HERE

Elephants Crushing Pumpkins
CLICK HERE

Kristen Johnston is Getting Confused for Kirstie Alley and Getting Hate for Kirstie’s Trump support
CLICK HERE

Femcel Memes (FEMCEL is a THING)
CLICK HERE

Maxim’s November / December Cover Girl
CLICK HERE

Celebs Who Voted – The Gallery
CLICK HERE

Jessie James Decker Did an Amazing Band Routine in Her Bikini
CLICK HERE

Hot Model Polina Malinovskaya is Naked and Sunkissed
CLICK HERE

Lily James is Caught up in a Scandal
CLICK HERE

Christopher Hitchens Volunteers To Get Waterboarded To Prove That It’s Not Torture and Fails
CLICK HERE

Don’t Tailgate cars
CLICK HERE

Horse Saves Other Horses in Barn Fire
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
CLICK HERE

Titans Face a Potential Fine After NFL Concludes Investigation into COVID-19 Outbreak
CLICK HERE

Tracee Ellis Ross THIRST TRAPPING
CLICK HERE

Chris Pratt is Only Getting Cancelled Now for the Homophobic Church He Attends with Bieber, Hailey Baldwin and other Homophobes you should cancel…
CLICK HERE

Neil deGrasse Tyson has some news on the asteroid coming in contact with us
CLICK HERE

Gigi Hadid’s One Direction Groupie Baby
CLICK HERE

Chase Carter in a Bikini because she Cheered on Cody Bellinger and the Dodgers as They Erased a 3-1 Deficit
CLICK HERE

Model July Pretzel on the Tennis Court
CLICK HERE

Fine Imposed On Door to Prevent Solicitors worked.
CLICK HERE

Homeless Woman Living under the Bridge
CLICK HERE

Intense Halloween Decoration
CLICK HERE

White Guy Learns African Language And Stuns Everyone In The African Market!
CLICK HERE

Eagles Fans Jump a Ravens Fan in the Stands During the First Game Fans Are Allowed to Attend
CLICK HERE

Model Kari Riley Posing in the Backyard
CLICK HERE

Daughter Successfully Cracks Dad Joke On Mom, Father Couldn’t Be Happier!
CLICK HERE

Skateboarding Dog
CLICK HERE

Girl Chugging the Vodka
CLICK HERE

Aaron Rodgers Did the Hingle McCringleberry Celebration
CLICK HERE

WWE Star Peyton Royce’s Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Isolated Voices of the Beatles Singing “If I Fell”
CLICK HERE

This Ends as Expected
CLICK HERE

Deshaun Watson’s Girlfriend Jilly Anais Does Her Best Barbie in Pink Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Model Anna Ioannova Naked in Nature
CLICK HERE

Youtube Magician that Disappeared
CLICK HERE

Charli XCX Butt Hanging Out of Shorts
CLICK HERE

Dude Gets Lucky
CLICK HERE

Adela is Hot Posing in a Bodysuit
CLICK HERE

Guy Tries To Unclog Girlfriend’s Sink, Ends Up Destroying Her Kitchen!
CLICK HERE

Zoey Deutch Throws a Sponsored Pool Party and is HOT
CLICK HERE

Making a Camo Gun
CLICK HERE

The Coolest and Most Comfortable Boxers Around
CLICK HERE

Get Some Stylish Underwear!
CLICK HERE

Hot Live Cam Shows
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Kaia Gerber at the Market in a Tank Top
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid in a Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Delilah Hamlin in London in Leggings
CLICK HERE

Aubrey Plaza Dog Walking in Shorts
CLICK HERE

Heidi Montag at the Pumpkin Patch
CLICK HERE

Rowan Blanchard being Trans, Feminist, Lesbian, Activist in NYC
CLICK HERE

Ambrosio’s Daily LA Ocean BIKINI
CLICK HERE

Lily Collins Cute Cleavage Dress in LA
CLICK HERE

Addison Rae – TikTok Bitch
CLICK HERE

Malin Akerman in a Romper
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber Clickbaiting with a Leather Dress and Big Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Kelly Brooke Big Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Billie Eilish in Maternity Gear
CLICK HERE

Nicole Richie Alive at the Billboard Awards last Week
CLICK HERE

Sofia Richie Bike Shorts Being Rich
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid in a School Girl Skirt being Ugly
CLICK HERE

Slutty Celeb/ Topless in Shoots
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Pussy is a Toolbox.
CLICK HERE

Banana Fucker
CLICK HERE

Balcony Boobs
CLICK HERE

Sharpie Challenge – Accepted.
CLICK HERE

I think they call this the Butterfly Effect…or Just Dildo Fucking
CLICK HERE

Unstoppable Face Fucker
CLICK HERE

Girl Puts on a Solo Show
CLICK HERE

Library Flashers
CLICK HERE

Squirts Up!
CLICK HERE

Gripping that Dildo!
CLICK HERE

Uninspired Dildo Sharing!
CLICK HERE

Halloween Themed Pissing in a Pumpkin
CLICK HERE

Magic Trick of the Day
CLICK HERE

Ruth Wilson TITTY
CLICK HERE

Getting Naked in the Retail Store
CLICK HERE

Titty Jiggle
CLICK HERE

Stewart’s Guide to Anal Sex
CLICK HERE

20 People Having a Shitty Day
CLICK HERE

Ana De Armas Nude Scenes Enhanced
CLICK HERE

Strangers on the BUS
CLICK HERE

ANother Titty Jiggle
CLICK HERE

IG celeb – Hacked – Sex Tape
CLICK HERE

Real Wives!
CLICK HERE

COCK FIGHT
CLICK HERE

Mental Mondays!
CLICK HERE

The Smarter the Girl the Smaller the Vagina
CLICK HERE

Naked Pussy Spreader
CLICK HERE

Busty Japanese Porn Star
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens is Still Doing Halloween Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

Vanessa Hudgens is doing her best work now that she’s on Instagram more aggressively, now that celebrities are bored in the pandemic, realize that Kardashians make more on social media than in TV, so there’s a lot of money to be made on the platform for very little work, more importantly, they only hire actors based on their social media following, so girl can command a lot more money when negotiating movie deals, since she’s got her own audience and doesn’t need them….it’s a power play really…just weird the agents didn’t push this agenda the day instagram launched, instead they kept things status quo, hoping the internet will blow over…..

Yet here we are….posting clickbait pics you’d expect from a low level trying to get an audience bitch that works at Starbucks but wants that edgy IG account….created by a huge star like HUDGENS because it’s really fucking easy, even when you get all dressed up like Vanessa Hudgens did, to win at social media…just show some tit because we’re all perverts waiting around for free celeb titty pics to like, follow and share….increasing your ego, your self worth, your actual worth….and it’s all way easier than learning lines or dance moves…getting paid for a selfie…the actual dream.

All this to say Vanessa Hudgens is at her hottest!

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Queer Sisters Fetish of the Day

No Comments »

When I do my shitty naked girls of the internet round-ups each day, I always come across girls, weird fucking girls with elf ears on. It’s a thing….they say shit like “Nymph” or “elf” or “fairy” and that level of insanity confuses me….maybe it’s aspergers, autism, or elf / fairy ears on a naked selfie is fucking lame sci/fi fantasy, queer millennial video gamer shit I don’t fuck with….but clearly Bella Thorne does because she’s all about ripping off the nude girls of the internet while tipping a toe in being a nude girl of the internet….selling subscription site nudes to the fans like nude girls of the internet do….

Clearly, Bella Thorne is a Disney kid, which means she’s a lame mainstream fuck trained to be a lame mainstream fuck….she’s not edgy, she’s mall brand edgy…you know PG rated edgy that’s basically ripping off the people who are actually edgy and building an identity around it….since actors have no souls and thus no personalities…they don’t know who they are…it’s just about the packaging and marketing of themselves…which Bella Thorne is probably doing better than most as she’s managed to be relevant, trending, an influencer, celebrity, with a development deal with FOX while still making millions in a day on her nude subscription account…it’s all so confusing…just not as confusing as her lame sister, who thinks she’s an original, obviously trying very hard at being an original, and it’s all so fucking lame….

This is a trending from every angle of weird sister fetish shoot with some nip…and neither have any sex appeal at all…but still worth looking!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2020

Oct

Jojo in Some Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

There is no one more hyped than Jojo about being that lingerie model than Jojo is…

She has recently or finally fallen off tht “craving that relevance” cliff we call irrelevance…because she’s finally found that relevance she once had as a child star with the help of having huge tits and Rihanna….maybe the only DVD in Barbados was a Jojo movie…..making her the biggest star there…who knows….

Prior to this stint with her tits as a lingerie model for Rihanna, Jojo was still on the up and up, finding her place, getting back on track with her fans…but not quite there….After what must be a decade of being in hiding, maybe she bought a bunker with that child star money she to head back out on IG….making music…performing at night clubs and malls like she was 12 again….but only has this SAVAGE by Fenty thing done the right type of content with her, showcasing things we didn’t know about her…that we’re glad to know about her…cuz her tits are huge, she’s half naked, the panties may be see through and Jojo’s looking hot.

Posted in:JoJo

2020

Oct

Iris Law Swimsuit of the Day

No Comments »

Iris Law is Jude Law’s hot daughter and since I am a big fan of the kids of celebrities because they live the weirdest fucking lives in the shadows of their parents, that for the most part are horrible narcissistic people who have been consistently rewarded for just existing and have a really delusional opinion of the world, making their kids a pile of fucked up I find interesting…because there’s no way to not be fucked up under the circumstances of their upbringing….I mean famous for nothing, chased by the paparazzi, people only befriending you for who your parents are, things like that…obviously destroy souls…

Then there’s the celebrity kids who decide to take the famous last name to the social media feed, knowing people will follow and be hyped on them because of their last name and riding that into the influencer deals, the parties, the trips, etc….making it hard for the amateur at home, not connected instagram girl, because eventually the only people who matter are the ones at the top of the food chain..the rich, the famous, the connected and we can all go back to being the peasants who aren’t at the right table that we are…..there was a window when normals could move in and grow their social media – but those days are numbered now that everyone wants IG hype…and those with more clout are going to get the brand deals leaving the amateurs who couldn’t hack it in the fucking dark…

Getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl is pretty easy, getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl with a famous dad is far easier, and here’s some hot Jude Law daughter with her hot body in a bathing suit the way instagram probably doesn’t admit they intended…but intended since the internet runs on porn and perverts.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iris Law

2020

Oct

Sofia Richie on Treadmill of the Day

No Comments »

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s Biological daughter who was sold off to the Kardashians to be a player in their stupid fucking show that should be cancelled for being a fucking terrorist attack on the nation because their audience are too stupid to realize how evil they are with their monetization and face injections to offset being pigs.

Sofia Richie obviously wasn’t sold off to the Kardashians, they are family friends and figured they could either make some money off her, or give her a good start at a life of her own, despite already being the inheritor after the future death of her very rich dad….she may even be his only biological daughter who should get more than Nicole’s share of the pot based on his sperm having actually made her.

I am sure in the celebrity circles they laugh about the money they make, how easy it is to troll the masses on social media. I doubt they fucking care or even really try all that hard, it’s just an endless fountain of cash being thrown at them that they just collect foe existing…it’s a great scam, so I guess why not make more money if it’s available, to turn that off would be dumb…and why not let your entourage do the same because it’s a fucking joke out here…

I do think there’s such thing as having too much, at a certain point it’s disgusting, and I do think that being a vapid little trashcan of a human trying to get clout on social media for being the vapid daughter of a singer is idiotic…like do better in life…you don’t need the money, save AIDS babies or some shit…

The good news is that whether LA breeds shitty people, and it does, doesn’t matter, because her ass is good, and really that’s all I care about in the grand scheme of this nonsense celebrity shit…

This is her lazy booty fitness….and some barely there cameltoe as she covers her face with VERY expensive clothing…

Here she is buying designer clothing, hiding her face, but still rocking some barely there cameltoe because pussy definition is the style motherfuckers.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Richie

2020

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

No Comments »

Earlier today, I was wondering if any other “Blogger” has been as resilient as me.

It’s not an achievement, but I started this shit November 2004 and have been doing it since. The reality is I was very drunk in the early years and would do a post or two a day, but eventually I got my stride and have done over 50,000 posts in my time here, which is insane, especially since I am not a writer, since I have nothing to say, had no interest in writing blogs, I was alway more a face for radio type if I was to be in the media, but had no interest in being in the media….

So along with basically reconditioned my brain into this weirdo multi-tab titty blogger pervert who was a pervert to begin with….it’s left me empty on every level…

Since celebrities all turn to social media to upload their smut and any one interested int those celebs has already seen the shit we’re posting, in this era of no more paparazzi, leaks or exclusives, it’s all self produced marketing material by the whores, there’s really no point to the site, besides “my take” on it, but who cares about that…I mean I don’t.

So I’ve sat back and said “since I hate celebs, they bore me, and always have”…this didn’t start as some fan boy celebrity shit, it just evolved into that because the people coming to the site were stoked on celebrities and felt that making fun of celebs would be easy, sustainable, low hanging fruit and it was….

But it bores me, it’s always bored me, and I’ve really only liked the internet for the nudes…not the porn…the nudes…the regular non porn people getting naked…and with porn being as mainstream as it is…there’s a bunch of people jumping in on the trend…from celebs like Bella Thorne, to cam girls, to the amateurs all saying “I can get naked too”..

So I am all for posting the nudity….documenting it…we do daily posts on this shit and they are the most hyped posts around…

Today, we launch MILF MONDAY….a place for moms who post nudes to have their mom nudes showcased, whether you’re into mom pussy or not…MILFs are a fetish…and are women getting naked for free…so it’s a fucking win….

Welcome…to our first instalment of MILF MONDAY….

(more…)

Posted in:Milf