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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m not against Porn, I’ve been banned or cancelled by google for 15 years because they thought I was Porn…my advertisers and partners have been porn people….I’ve had friends in porn for basically ever….my first real job was in porn….watching people fuck is always fun…even in High School I got my hads on Debby Does Dallas and was hooked and I’d expose as many people as I could to the wonderful world of porn…..

I am just against the mainstreaming of porn. or of some porn brands, because I liked when it was a dirty secret, when people would judge me and think I was disgusting, while everyone was still watching it, just not opening talking about it….where the girls in it were really in it and not there for the same kind of clout an influencer gets because they knew they were entering a new world not like any other world and that the mainstream would blacklist them…

So seeing everyone being into porn, where girls aspire to produce or star in porn, where porn brands are getting mainstream and partnering up with mainstream companies, rappers, etc….while porn chicks are being cast in ad campaigns…because it’s trendy…celebrities are hanging out with porn chicks like they aren’t porn chicks because the celebrities are all about porn, even Disney Kids, because everyone is about porn.

It’s really just evidence of why the world needs church and community to give people a sense of morality, decency….because these people when left to their own devices are mental, run off impulses and collectively decide that being vulgar and sleazy is fun, funny, and no big deal since sex is normal…and sure, I used to want to be a sex therapist, seriously, always sex obsessed….but I think the allure of sex, the naughtiness of sex, the secrecy of sex is all part of the fun of sex….when it’s all spread out there, literally, and girls are talking about getting their assholes filled, while landing brand deals because they have all these fans…it’s just not what it was…

That said, here’s some smutty links, because I guess I’ve been labelled a pornsite, but not a mainstream, trendy, one the brands want to work with pornsite, so I’m just over here self hating and remembering what was….back in my day….”when I was a kid, porn was something special”…not this meme it has become..

Holy Shit, Crazy Booty in Thong Bikini Walking
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Hot Slutty Instagram Model Golfing With her Ass Out
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Joey King’s Titties Spilling Out of her Shirt
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KendalL Jenner Hot Body in a Bikini Showing GAP
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Man Getting Interviewed Rips Off his Shirt
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Annoying Fucking Kids at the Skate Park
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Booty at the Office
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Idiot Athlete of the Day
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Weird Elevator Sign – I Wonder Who’s Been Doing That…
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The Rock Announces Official XFL Return
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Halloween Themed Fuck Machine for Oct 1!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Triggering…..I’m triggered by annoying people of the internet pretending to be compassionate saying things like “I am sorry to all the people last night’s episode of whatever triggered”…these mental cases basically apply it to anything that could possibly bring any weak ass loser to some traumatic experience reliving…instead of just going with it like World War II vets…and I guess survivors…

I’m also triggered by these celebrities pushing their bullshit agenda, when I know at their core they only care about money, they only care about relevance, they don’t care about shit beyond a headline or a meme…they are too busy content creating to read…so memes and headlines they see second and third hand on social media will have to do….

That shit triggers me…all this nonsense being spewed to a generation of weak twats who dance in their spare time….with zero edge, despite selling their nudes, or pretending to sell nudes to dudes who they capture credit card data from…

It’s just so MANY horrible people being presented as WOKE, inclusive, etc..instead of just being good people….things are backwards, I blame the internet…but I also appreciate the internet for all the nudes…but the nudes come with a price, not only on OnlyFans, but by listening to these high school educated idiots have to say about real world issues…..

I think good quality content, anything edgy or cool, inspiring or thought provoking, challenging or interesting is dead….so let’s all drop our pants and do whatever they tell us too like the little cuck bitches we seem to be….I mean at least the future is full of sluts, you know it could be worse, all this “everyone the same” could be girls who aren’t sluts….so there’s that….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Model Lexi Wood’s Recent Lingerie Post
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Busty Girl strips Out of her Clothes….Creatively
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Gal Gadot’s Flower Bra Top!
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Kelsey Merritt’s Lingerie Shoot!
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Mariah Carey Talks About Banging Derek Jeter
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“It” Clown Pole Dance Freaks me Out
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Madelaine Petsch Gets Beat Up!
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Porn Star Phoenix Marie is “So Stoked”
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Hana Jirickova Wears Latex to The Beach!
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Some K-Pop Girls
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Minka Kelly Bikini Top
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NBA Player thinks Hawaii is Another Country
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Chrishell Stause Nipple Pokies in a Black Top!
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Borat Movie Acquired by HBO
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1994 Carl Sagan,Interview about our insignificance…,
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Madison Pettis Takes An Outdoor Shower!
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Christina Aguilera Gives Us Glam in Pantsless Shoot….
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Dwight Howard’s Fiancee Te’a Cooper Made Her Way to the Bubble
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Beer Shotgunning Fail on Hot Chick in Skirt
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Bullying Boxer Knocked Out in 20 Seconds
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QVC Hosts Argue About The Moon Being A Planet Or A Star
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How Paramedics Can Use Jetpacks To Retrieve Patients!
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Larsen Thompson’s Freckled Bikini!
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Leggy Addison Rae!
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There are Two Types of Chicks…
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Time Lapse Video Of Derailed Train Being Removed From Santa Fe Junction
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Man Getting Interviewed On The Street Rips Off His Shirt
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Carmella Rose Gets Glamorous!
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Bebe Rexha Dyes Her Own Hair!
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Girl Eating Chips of Public Transit Floor
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Super Slow Motion Clip Of Insects Taking Off!
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Bears Find Kiddy Pool And Jump In For A Pool Party!
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Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue Paris!
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Sydney Sweeney Celebrates Halsey’s Birthday!
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Paige Van Zant in a Thong!
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Girl Can’t Catch it in her Mouth at the Hibachi…
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Nude Hipster Model
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Lily James in Harper’s Bazaar
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Pregnant Emma Roberts in a Tight Shirt
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Sofia Richie Legs
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Bella Thorne Cleavage Trash
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Dakota Fanning Grocery Shopping
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Nicky Hlton in a Weird Dress for a Photoshoot
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Alicia Vikander at an Event
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Pregnant Elsa Hosk in a Tight Outfit
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Brie Larson Sucks while Grocery Shopping
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Big Bebe Rexha Fitness
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Ashley benson Legs
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Irina Shayk’s Hot Slutty Behind the Scenes Behind…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Halloween Themed Fuck Machine
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Green Dildo in Ass
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Naked Girl’s Watergun Fight
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I wonder where you can buy this cheese
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Ava Fabian’s Nude Scenes from Ski School
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Nothing but Hot Girls
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Big Titty Flasher
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33 People having shitty Days
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Subway Sniffer
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More Big Tits
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Thick Ass in Red
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Cuck of the Day
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Slutty in Robes
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The Worst Tattoos in Porn
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I don’t think these muslim girls are into it
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Tinder Girl of the Month
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Naked girl and watermelon
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Naked in the Pool
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Advanced Porn Techniques
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What’s this dance moved called?
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Naked in the Kitchen
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Animals Hate Us
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2020

Sep

Hailey Bieber’s Cameltoe of the Day

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So it’s PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY and I just came across these pics of Hailey Bieber basically showing her entire cunt to the world thanks to the help of the paparazzi she may not call in advance now that she’s officially the wife of a famous person….

It’s a style thing, girls showing off their pussies is the new cleavage, if you leave your house you’ll see full pussy on display everywhere, they jack their thin spandex outfits up to make their pussies look as fat as possible, I’m sure some are even getting fat injected into their pussy to get the ultimate in pussy definiton…it’s weird times…

I mean Hailey Bieber is actually at a medical clinic, it feels like she’s always at a medical clinic for what we can assume is cosmetic procedures…or anti-depressants for her mental health issues…or it could be herpes…or pregnancy, which is about the same thing…

So as the self-proclaimed Jesus Freak, in some weird rich person Christian church….thanks to her dad finding god after cocaine….it’s weird to see her walk around full pussy out, weirder that she’s getting medical procedures as if GOD didn’t gift her enough and she needs science to step in…..it’s weird she married a twatty brat like Bieber…it’s weird her goal was to ba a vapid hot influencer chick instead of a nun building orphanages in AIDS country….but it’s not that weird if you factor in that she’s of her generation, a shallow, useless, famewhore…living her best life cuz she got to marry her teen crush….funny

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2020

Sep

Rita Ora’s TItties because Why Not of the Day

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Rita Ora’s typically known as the host body for a set of decent sized titties…or least titties good enough for the general public or at least the people who know or have heard of Rita Ora, as there are a lot of people who don’t know her, give a fuck about her, but we are internet people of the blogsphere and unfortunately has some understanding of what’s going on in pop culture, something that depresses me….very much….

But yeah, tits good enough for people to be like “she’s a popstar”…or “she’s a model”….or “she’s a host”….or put her on the guest list to events….or for the paparazzi to cover her and take pics of her…when we all know she’s really just tits..

Tits get that pass though, they can be whatever they want to be, fuck tell us your an astronaut so long as we can stare at the tits like some lobotomized half retard inbreds drooling all on ourselves…

She also wore a robe:

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2020

Sep

Shannen Doherty is Not Dead of the Day

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Shannen Doherty doesn’t bother me….she’s not an Alyssa Milano cunt, they just happened to be on the same TV show….that is not Doherty’s fault…what was she to do when given a chance to break the 90210 typecaset….if anything Shannen Doherty is iconic, in that I’m old enough to remember jerking off to 90210 kind of way….and the reality is that she’s got stage 4 breast cancer, which is our enemy cancer cuz we love breasts and anything that attacks those breasts must die….not the host of said breasts….

Anyway, I think is pretty aggressive cancer, stage 4, and she is likely going to be taken out this time around from said cancer…even though she made a public statement saying she feels great, she’s in great spirits, she’s taking karmic toll on her life to see if she’s got things she wants to wrap up, but she’s not ready to be taken out to pasture, however, she does have stage 4 cancer, and it will take her out….

So as much as my life motto has been “Kick em when they are down”….and as much as I have made fun of dead and dying celebrities in the past, I mean, it’s funny to me….and I’m sure I’ve made fun of dead or dying people that aren’t celebritites too…but I never wish death on anyone, it’s too permanent, I like them around if I need to shit on them for whatever reason…

I guess it’s a to live is to die, or to die is to live kind of philosophical reasoning where dying is part of life, it happens to us all, and maybe dying isn’t so bad, so why treat it like something we can’t point and laugh at unless it’s socially acceptable…humans are inconsistent and will are allowed to wish death on some people, say “glad he’s dead” about other people but if you take the same approach to people they like…it’s a motherfucker…..

I remember when Michael Jackson died. He was someone who I wrote off as a pedo freakshow, the industry basically wrote him off as a pedo freakshow, so when he died, I thought people would be down to laugh about it with me….as it turns out I lost more followers on twitter in that era, back when I had twitter, in those days…maybe even 1000s and I loved every second of it…but it was still me being punished for not respecting the death or life of their pop masturbator…..

So I can’t say something like Alyssa Milano, why couldn’t the cancer have got Alyssa Milano….because people would gang up and try to take out the bully…..

But I can say, here’s what may be Shannen Doherty’s final shoot….because it seems like it’s dramatic like this is the public goodbye before the body officially falls the fuck apart…and that’s almost emotional…since Shannen isn’t Milano…if you know what I mean…even the fact she’s weasled her hairy arms into my Doherty tribute post is typical of that twat…

All this to say, Cancer isn’t funny, I don’t want it, I don’t want you to get it…dying can be funny, but in Shannon Doherty’s case it’s not, because she’s barely 50 years old….too young….and here’s a totally off DrunkenStepfather brand shoot, because there’s no spread asshole, or tit but that’s for obvious reason (the whole cancer thing)…RIP in advance…..keep on tucking….

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2020

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed may be wonderful…but the girls who take pics of weed aren’t so much..I mean besides the occassional “influencer” or influencer in training trying to show how hard she is…cuz weed’s cool guys….I mean I guess some of these pics are hotter than I originally thought when saving them…but still…weed girls who take pics of weed are usually what you’d expect a weed girl who would take pics of her and weed to be…snacky…and not in a trending “she’s a snack” way..in a “I snack all day way…..”

WOOOO- it’s Weed Wednesday fools, a day to celebrate a week’s worth of nasty ass lazy ass stoner chicks who are into documenting their weed smoking….

I assume that they like integrating it into their pictures in hopes of finding a stoner dude who is more into the weed than he is into noticing how gross they are…in a “this bitch is done to blaze” or whatever weed losers say….

But yes, weed shouldn’t be illegal…it is medicine, it is nature’s gift, it is easy to grow in your backyard and it brings you the bounty of relaxation, calmness, and whatever the fuck else you need to help get through life…so why not give the girls into getting naked with weed some shine, because they are getting naked…and that’s really what I’m here for…

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2020

Sep

Camila Cardenas Black and White Hipster Shoot of the Day

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There was a time when I’d post up all these lame ass hipster nude shoots that are designed for likes and follows because of the nudity aspect….but not shameless nudity….high concept nudity even if it is all the fucking same bullshit setting, pose, coloring, etc..meaning it lacked high concept or any concept….

I thought it was funny that girls were trying to polarize getting naked as being art and not shameless, so I’d have a time posting the pics to give them what they want, the eyeballs, one eyeball from my one-eyed only reader, but still an eyeball…while calling them out for being hilariously obvious….but still staring at their nudity because nudity is awesome always…

It was just a bringing them down a notch, because everyone was doing it, and it wasn’t special even if they played it up like some feminist revivial, plus most of those girls are selling butthole pics on their bullshit “fan clubs’ now…so that’s about what I’d expect for them…

I don’t know much / anything about Camila, but I’ve seen her tits and I am better for it….I did find her Instagram…and I do expect her, like all the other hipster photoshoots, to email me crying to take down her pics cuz she doesn’t know how the internet works…so stare at them while you can.

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2020

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Here’s a new feature for the site, another one of those “trending hashtags” that are categorized by day of the week, so that we can have a consistent schedule of content that people come back for, like an old friend, State Farm is there and by state farm I mean Pussy Wedgie Wednesday…

It’s something I assume some Dot Com Consultant would recommend I do to make the site better, because we’ve got this 15 year base but it could be so much more if a few tactics were put in place, kind of thing….but then again, I’ve never met a Dot Com Consultant, so I’m doing this genius work ALL on my own based on 15 years of internet but more importantly, being bored as fuck of boring celeb social media content…when the random sluts of the internet are far more important, relevant and what is actually going on out there…

Now, obviously Cameltoe is an old classic….nothing new here, other than the fact that pussy definition is the new cleavage and all these girls of all ages are jacking their bikinis, sports pants, bike shorts jacked up inside themselves…so there are a lot of cameltoes now….the fat pussy, the COINSLOT PUSSY, the meaty pussy is the CLEAVAGE of the era…

Which you’d think would make my selects better, but I am just one person man, I’m doing the best I can for the amount of effort I’m willing to put into this dogshit site…

THAT SAID, there are some hot ones so stop your bitching.

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2020

Sep

Dakota Fanning in a Dress of the Day

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I don’t know why Dakota Fanning creeps me out. I mean when looking at the picture, she’s a cute girl out on the town without a mask because it was picture time, showing some leg…you know if you saw her on the street you’d definitely look twice, or would have looked twice before the era of everyone is a queer, or turning into a queer, because they want everyone queer and you can’t look at a woman, and you sure as fucking hell can’t tell her she’s hot, even if some girls need that positive feedback, it’s just not worth getting shut down…but you know what I mean…she looks good…

But to me she’s this weird kid exploited by her parents to be a star and to live out the family’s hollywood dream that the media used as some sort of pawn when she was doing media tours at like the age of 7 and she’s just grown up so fucked up because of that…but not fucked up enough to be selling pics of her butthole on the internet….it’s weird…some of these young people who were straight up thrown into some weird fucking upbringing for a shitty but lucrative industry who you are sure are broken at their core or at least very fucking nutso….while other girls who were far less traumatized are crying about how traumatic their upbringing was to justify selling the butthole pics….when really, creepy or not, I’d rather see Dakota Fanning’s butthole than these other sluts of the internet, because Dakota Fanning is a celebrity and thus her butthole is of higher quality than those non famous buttholes…

Either way, Dakota Fanning in a Dress…really exciting!

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2020

Sep

Jodie Sweetin Meth Tits of the Day

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The funniest thing about this post is not Jodie Sweetin/Stephanie Tanner’s big sloppy tits that we’ve been starting at for the last decade or so from the first time she made headlines as a child star turned meth addict….in a “Holy Shit, did you expect those huge tits from a grown up Stephanie Tanner?”…..that has since turned into a second lease on life, because I guess being a meth addict, despite how trashy and ghetto it sounds, is really not a death sentence. It’s not even a guarantee that you’ll end up snorting the fucking house while gyrating with all your meth energy, as you scratch off your fucking face….forcing you to live on the street with at least one amputation caused by some random homless infection like the plague.

The funniest thing about this is that the world is so fucking nuts that a billion dollar exercise bike that offers Yoga classes on their screen, because we aren’t connected enough as is, we need to make everything in life via a screen…..but yeah,…they offer yoga classes to honor the life of Breonna Taylor?

Now I don’t even know the Breonna Taylor story and I don’t care. I just see celebrities trying to rile up their audiences to be outraged about it….

I just know when a billion dollar brand does anything to honor anyone, it’s pandering…a marketing hook because they don’t care about anything but profit, otherwise they’d do a campaign to gift every fat person one of their machines for fucking free…cockstuckers…

Want to make a difference? Invest in fat children of America…not some fucking political fuelled brainwashing nonsense you cunts….