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2020

30

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed may be wonderful…but the girls who take pics of weed aren’t so much..I mean besides the occassional “influencer” or influencer in training trying to show how hard she is…cuz weed’s cool guys….I mean I guess some of these pics are hotter than I originally thought when saving them…but still…weed girls who take pics of weed are usually what you’d expect a weed girl who would take pics of her and weed to be…snacky…and not in a trending “she’s a snack” way..in a “I snack all day way…..”

WOOOO- it’s Weed Wednesday fools, a day to celebrate a week’s worth of nasty ass lazy ass stoner chicks who are into documenting their weed smoking….

I assume that they like integrating it into their pictures in hopes of finding a stoner dude who is more into the weed than he is into noticing how gross they are…in a “this bitch is done to blaze” or whatever weed losers say….

But yes, weed shouldn’t be illegal…it is medicine, it is nature’s gift, it is easy to grow in your backyard and it brings you the bounty of relaxation, calmness, and whatever the fuck else you need to help get through life…so why not give the girls into getting naked with weed some shine, because they are getting naked…and that’s really what I’m here for…

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2020

30

Sep

Camila Cardenas Black and White Hipster Shoot of the Day

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There was a time when I’d post up all these lame ass hipster nude shoots that are designed for likes and follows because of the nudity aspect….but not shameless nudity….high concept nudity even if it is all the fucking same bullshit setting, pose, coloring, etc..meaning it lacked high concept or any concept….

I thought it was funny that girls were trying to polarize getting naked as being art and not shameless, so I’d have a time posting the pics to give them what they want, the eyeballs, one eyeball from my one-eyed only reader, but still an eyeball…while calling them out for being hilariously obvious….but still staring at their nudity because nudity is awesome always…

It was just a bringing them down a notch, because everyone was doing it, and it wasn’t special even if they played it up like some feminist revivial, plus most of those girls are selling butthole pics on their bullshit “fan clubs’ now…so that’s about what I’d expect for them…

I don’t know much / anything about Camila, but I’ve seen her tits and I am better for it….I did find her Instagram…and I do expect her, like all the other hipster photoshoots, to email me crying to take down her pics cuz she doesn’t know how the internet works…so stare at them while you can.

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2020

30

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Here’s a new feature for the site, another one of those “trending hashtags” that are categorized by day of the week, so that we can have a consistent schedule of content that people come back for, like an old friend, State Farm is there and by state farm I mean Pussy Wedgie Wednesday…

It’s something I assume some Dot Com Consultant would recommend I do to make the site better, because we’ve got this 15 year base but it could be so much more if a few tactics were put in place, kind of thing….but then again, I’ve never met a Dot Com Consultant, so I’m doing this genius work ALL on my own based on 15 years of internet but more importantly, being bored as fuck of boring celeb social media content…when the random sluts of the internet are far more important, relevant and what is actually going on out there…

Now, obviously Cameltoe is an old classic….nothing new here, other than the fact that pussy definition is the new cleavage and all these girls of all ages are jacking their bikinis, sports pants, bike shorts jacked up inside themselves…so there are a lot of cameltoes now….the fat pussy, the COINSLOT PUSSY, the meaty pussy is the CLEAVAGE of the era…

Which you’d think would make my selects better, but I am just one person man, I’m doing the best I can for the amount of effort I’m willing to put into this dogshit site…

THAT SAID, there are some hot ones so stop your bitching.

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2020

30

Sep

Dakota Fanning in a Dress of the Day

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I don’t know why Dakota Fanning creeps me out. I mean when looking at the picture, she’s a cute girl out on the town without a mask because it was picture time, showing some leg…you know if you saw her on the street you’d definitely look twice, or would have looked twice before the era of everyone is a queer, or turning into a queer, because they want everyone queer and you can’t look at a woman, and you sure as fucking hell can’t tell her she’s hot, even if some girls need that positive feedback, it’s just not worth getting shut down…but you know what I mean…she looks good…

But to me she’s this weird kid exploited by her parents to be a star and to live out the family’s hollywood dream that the media used as some sort of pawn when she was doing media tours at like the age of 7 and she’s just grown up so fucked up because of that…but not fucked up enough to be selling pics of her butthole on the internet….it’s weird…some of these young people who were straight up thrown into some weird fucking upbringing for a shitty but lucrative industry who you are sure are broken at their core or at least very fucking nutso….while other girls who were far less traumatized are crying about how traumatic their upbringing was to justify selling the butthole pics….when really, creepy or not, I’d rather see Dakota Fanning’s butthole than these other sluts of the internet, because Dakota Fanning is a celebrity and thus her butthole is of higher quality than those non famous buttholes…

Either way, Dakota Fanning in a Dress…really exciting!

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2020

30

Sep

Jodie Sweetin Meth Tits of the Day

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The funniest thing about this post is not Jodie Sweetin/Stephanie Tanner’s big sloppy tits that we’ve been starting at for the last decade or so from the first time she made headlines as a child star turned meth addict….in a “Holy Shit, did you expect those huge tits from a grown up Stephanie Tanner?”…..that has since turned into a second lease on life, because I guess being a meth addict, despite how trashy and ghetto it sounds, is really not a death sentence. It’s not even a guarantee that you’ll end up snorting the fucking house while gyrating with all your meth energy, as you scratch off your fucking face….forcing you to live on the street with at least one amputation caused by some random homless infection like the plague.

The funniest thing about this is that the world is so fucking nuts that a billion dollar exercise bike that offers Yoga classes on their screen, because we aren’t connected enough as is, we need to make everything in life via a screen…..but yeah,…they offer yoga classes to honor the life of Breonna Taylor?

Now I don’t even know the Breonna Taylor story and I don’t care. I just see celebrities trying to rile up their audiences to be outraged about it….

I just know when a billion dollar brand does anything to honor anyone, it’s pandering…a marketing hook because they don’t care about anything but profit, otherwise they’d do a campaign to gift every fat person one of their machines for fucking free…cockstuckers…

Want to make a difference? Invest in fat children of America…not some fucking political fuelled brainwashing nonsense you cunts….

That said, Jodie Sweetin got some titties…ohhhhhhh buddy.

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2020

30

Sep

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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I don’t understand Kendall Jenner’s body at all….

I guess it’s got something to do with everything being bullshit on the internet, in part because of her family.

From the girls photoshopping themselves into what they think is hot, even though anyone who sees them is like “Nice Avatar Bro”….but no one cares about people who actually see them…we live a virtual second life…as our first life…which makes online dating a real game of Russian Roulette.

To the girls getting all kinds of gnarly fucking procedures, from botox, fillers in all kinds of weird places you’d never expect…it’s not just duck lips motherfuckers…it’s everything….then there’s the whole fat transfers of pulling fat from one area and dropping it in another…I mean…when Khloe Kardashian went from manly beast of the wilderness monster….to almost fuckable…despite having always been a beast….then there’s the whole Kylie thing that was literally a thing…but has grown into whatever the fuck you’d call her now….this family is up on the latest technologies on how to turn fat ugly hairy trolls into sex dolls…..

I don’t think Kendall is immune to that….because I know that she’s naturally built like Bruce…the “Athletic” sister….all tall with no hips…but in the world of broken garbage humans from shitty fucking families who are celebrated so hard they are billionaires.. probably should have been debated in the election as the terrorist group fucking with the minds of young girls and giving them far worst unrealistic body expectations than any “Patriarchal Misogynistic” website….but for whatever reason the “Woke” SJW Trolls go after men’s programming, making women in ads and photoshoots and content pieces where we say “FUCK SHE IS HOT”….illegal….or at least cancelled…while these cunts are actually damaging people…on so many fucking levels from faking their look, to trying to monetize, to wasting their money on crappy products they sell….you know the Kardashians are dog shit, so I don’t need to keep going on about this..because Kendall and her fake hips, skinny legs, look alright to me….fake or not…I’ll never see her average looking overrated ass in public anyway….so I’ll just buy into the lie that everyone is selling….

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2020

30

Sep

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is great, in part because she’s got tits she’s consistently showed up for some low key or low level attention, being the celebrity sister is great in concept, I mean it’s basically Stella’s identity, but I am sure every once in a while relatives of the celebs want to break free from the shadow and be celebrated for their own merits, which in Stella’s case are her tits…

I typically like the celebrity siblings because they have that life of celebrity, luxury with all those celebrity hand me downs…but they also have the whole feelings of inadequacies knowing they are the second tier….so maybe they feel better than the average person, because they need someone to look down on…we all do..that’s why the government allows homeless people to exist, so we go “at least I’m better off than that”….but at her core, she knows she’s not nearly as good as her sister, especially now that her sister is getting sluttier and sluttier because she’s been dumped and found social media…while this one has been “I have been showing my tits on social media for a decade now, can’t I have this”….to which I say…sure…we’ll stare at those second tier better than the average human because a relative is a celebrity titties.

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2020

30

Sep

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I would never say that I started the wet spot trend….in part because I have the opposite effect on vagina and have for basically my entire life….even when I was being born…just nothing but friction….but sexually also…dry pussy forever…

I also didn’t start the Wet Panty / Wet Spot forum where people are sharing their nasty fucking wet panties….

But since I’ve started digging for my weekly dose of disgusting, because wet pussy can also look like yeast infection pussy, I’ve been finding a shit ton more…

I guess with all that porn addiction, girls are hornier than ever…I mean from TINDER to ONLYFANS, we’re dealing with a LOT of sluts….who would have wet pussies because they are turned on by their slutty….and would want to show off their wet pussies like it is some kind of trophy or accomplishment…

Plus the number one song in America is “Wet Ass Pussy” so clearly a trending, cultural thing people are obsessed with.

Here are those wet spots on wednesday…

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2020

30

Sep

Dude Stealing Sex Doll and Other Videos of the Day

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So Sluts Actually Listen to This WAP Shit, Brainwashed Fucks

Crackhead Olympics

Wheelchair Cruising on the Highway

Truck Carrying Chilli Peppers Loses Tire.

Tesla 3 VS Dummy

Politician Livestreams Affair

E-Scooter Rider Doesn’t Understand Traffic Lights

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2020

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is safe to assume that everyone is talking about the presidential debate, even though the majority of people don’t give a fuck, probably saw the recap or the memes, aren’t going to vote, feel the government is a scam that steals their money and that they have no impact in any of the outcome in the grand scheme of things….plus it gets in the way of taking slutty selfies and being awesome…keep that boring politic shit for the loser boomers who watch CNN….

As someone who has never voted, I get that….

As someone who is more into the slutty selfies than politics….because I do find it all a lot of bullshit and as someone not interested in having my breakout performance be some political analysis of a debate….because I may know what’s up but I don’t need to let you know what’s up since everyone is so passionate about this shit…..

I’m just going to say…thank god for slutty selfies….oh and freedom of speech…even though I am in Canada where there is no freedom of speech and people get arrested for TWEETS they make on social media about anything considered “hateful” by whoever decides what is hateful….or “bullying” because bullying makes teens kill themselves…or “revenge porn” because revenge porn makes girls feel slutty and sometimes kill themselves….it’s all pretty fucking crazy to live in this era because everyone’s fucking nuts…

People are getting weirder and weirder so keep those slutty selfies coming so we can!

Here are some morning links…

Paige VanZant in a Thong
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Sydney Sweeney Celebrates Halsey’s Birthday
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Lexi Wood’s Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Covid Kills More Men, Here’s Some Slutty Nurses
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Kelly Gale – Hot and Naked in the Sauna
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Scared Indian Paragliding!
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HBO Bought the New Borat
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Dude Diving in the Ocean to Touch a Great White is Some Dumb Shit
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Car VS Wet Cement
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I never watched The Office, but people I know love it, so here’s a Lo-Fi Remix of the Theme Song
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Dog Freaking Out over Owner’s Return
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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