Kaia Gerber is with her family at what I assume is their CABO HOUSE, since they made hundreds of millions of dollars off an idea to start a tequila company a few years ago, back when they were all on vacation in Cabo, as shitty LA people do….you know why go explore the corners of the world when you can stay amongst your exclusive selves in the same vacation spots you all go to….because living next to each other and shit talking each other isn’t enough….
I never understood that about rich people, it happens here on a scaled down version…all the rich people live on the same mountain during the week, they all talk shit on each other during the week, because that’s how it is to be rich, like high school….then they all have vacation homes or cottages or weekend lake houses, whatever you want to call it…on the same bullshit lake….it happens in NYC with the Hamptons…it happens with LA in Malibu and I guess Cabo….it’s like these dick suckers can’t get enough of each other…or they just aren’t comfortable unless other shitty americans are next to them…it’s the security blanket for grown ass losers who have won.
Anyway, Kaia is the “it-girl” who they are pushing as an “It-girl”, I don’t really know how much of an it-girl she actually is. She sort of just fell into it thanks to a mom who groomed her to be a thin model-like personality, who I am sure lacks personality, because she’s always hungry….
She’s in her bikini, this is “it-girl” model bikini, even though modelling doesn’t hold the same clout as it used to, it also doesn’t hold any clout when you’re a rich LA idiot who hangs with other rich LA idiots and come across as the perceived “it-people” of the generation, when really you’re just able to game social media and the media because the media has nothing better to talk about. It’s all lies to keep their exclusive life going….and people buy into it…while I just stare at the ass in a thong bathing suit…because all the other starving for attention, fame, success, when you’re already rich…seems so fucking lame across the board….but a thong bikini on a skinny girl…that shit is timeless…when you don’t have to hate on it for the origin story.
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