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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate social media….so I find it amazing that younger people are drawn to it, despite it being the place where old fucks use on the regular…badly… because I consistently hear old fucks in public, or walking by me talking about Facebook posts, now more than ever…even getting worked up and angry about how some of their old fuck friends don’t use the platform properly…but how they also are dabbling with TikTok….and as someone who finds old fucks lame, despite being an old fuck…I don’t see how younger people would ever want to use the same platform as their grandmas….

I get that everyone is a fucking pathetic computer based fuck…but when I was young, our social media was parties, and if there was a 35 year old at those parties, you’d be like “NARC”….but in this era…people are like LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE BEHIND MY THONG AND SIGN MY ONLY FANS GRANDPA….because I guess old fucks have money to burn…but the whole thing makes no sense to me….go where the audience is, instead of where the cool people are, because no one is cool…except maybe this SPAM BOT who has pink nipples and a tight vagina…

Stop making these lame ass sites billions of dollars you idiots…there’s nothing worse than hearing how Reed Hastings at Netflix or Zuckerberg are these revolutionaries….nothing either did is that life changing or any different than ANY other social network….or content distribution platform….yet the media loves their heroes and bigs them up…when they are all just as dumb as you, only they are all funded….so stop hyping up these billionaires too…

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The Steelers QB Room Has Two QBs Who Have Been Linked to The Bachelor’s Hannah Ann
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Bella Thorne is Back in The Babysitter 2!
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Hot Model Irene Noren in Lingerie Looking Hot
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Busty Elle Johnson Takes a Shot at the Big 10 and Pac 12 Commissioners With Her Bikini Bowl Pick
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Katie Holmes Getting her PDA On
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Looking Into The ‘Sweetest’ Disaster Ever, The Molasses Disaster of 1919!
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Young Magician From Michigan Stuns His Dad With A Trick!
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Compilation of Shooting Fails..
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger Alleges That Odell Beckham Jr Likes to be Shit on
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Paul George Drops 32 With His Girlfriend Daniela Rajic Courtside – Look at her Slutty Pics
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Cover of David Bowie’s ‘Man Who Sold The World’ On Harp!
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Truck Drops Almost An Entire Load Of Soft Drinks!
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Chantel Jeffries – Titties in a Bikini!
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How Lima Derives 10,000 Liters Of Water A Day From The Fog!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Labor Day….and You are all drones..We live in a society where Karaoke and Dancing is banned and people are ok with it because the government told them so….or because they fear a virus….day off or not…

I guess you didn’t get the “live in the moment” you can get hit by a bus and die too….but instead you are just complying submissive conforming obedient motherfuckers…

Which I guess I should have expected on the top level because of the whole income tax thing that was supposed to be temporary, but that was never abolished after the government realized the scam they were running on a bunch of suckers was profitable and that people were actually idiots into donating to their country because it was the right thing to do…even if none of that contribution goes to anything but their pockets!!

It’s like the story I heard where people were rooked into giving their gold back to the government in exchange for paper…..”take this worthless piece of paper we say is worth something and promise will be worth something and give us your precious medal”….OK WHERE DO I SIGN UP…..just a bunch of fools who joined a cult and sold their house and cashed in their investments to give to the cult for the collective well being of all…you coddled fucks needing your titties to suckle on or some shit because you don’t like being your own human…..

Imagine if the government told the gays in the 80s that their gay queer poop and blood filled sex was illegal and that they weren’t allowed to fuck because of AIDS…you know government moving in and telling you where you can and can’t put your dick…probably unrelatable to you with the whole being an INCEL…..involuntary celibate….but I figure you’re probably a closet case so it will resonate with you….

But back when AIDS was a killer and people without AIDS weren’t taking AIDS drugs so that they can have unprotected gay sex, they probably tried to stop the gay sex, but telling a gay dude not to fuck is just never going to happen….

Yet this year, telling people not to hug their family, or socialize, and people are listening, maybe they just don’t care to socialize, they like being home alone or with immediate family and love the quiet, I mean that probably makes sense, because if you tried to tell them they couldn’t fuck, they’d probably be far more pissed than being told they can’t sing Karaoke or Dance…

Point being…treat everything like they are telling you that you can’t fuck..it will make you less apathetic…or don’t because apathy is alright, why bother caring or getting worked up about bullshit that doesn’t…its labor day….relax…you’re not going to change the fucking world and either am I….so treat everyday like it’s your last and sing some fucking Karaoke and dance….since you’re probably either dying or already dead already…..and this here…is hell…or maybe it’s just links…stepLINKS…click em…

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Floating!
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Pia Mia has Launched an Only Fans and Has No Panties On
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Back in Her Bikini
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini Talking Period Bloat for the Haters!
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Noah Cyrus Bikini Twerk
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Kristen Cavallari Tries to Piss Off her Ex with a Bikini Pic
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Pervert Monkey Ripping Off Shorts
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Today’s Sports Hottie
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The Boys Cutie Erin Moriarty Drops Some Seriously Sexy Cleavage Action!
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Sofia Vergara Beats the Heat!
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Booty Pool Party
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Plumber Rips Off An Old Grandma Only To Discover She Is An Undercover Reporter!
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Holly Sonders Celebrates Labor Day by Mowing the Grass in Heels and Daisy Dukes
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8 Times Steph Curry Shoot the World
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Man Sneaks In To The watch Dodgers Game By Pretending To Be A Cardboard Cutout!
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Rumer Willis in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Kate Upton Dream Woman?!
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Erica Jayne Looking Fine at 49
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Mini Robot Dog
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Joe West Called Security on Nationals GM Mike Rizzo for Not Wearing a Mask in an Empty Stadium
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15 Of The Craziest Ship Accidents!
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Coco Austin Doing Some Bathing Suit Yoga
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Lala Baptiste – Everything You Wanted To Know
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Polish Model Gets Wet on Labor Day
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Cuts Used as a Visual Effect…
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Gina Carano Went Off on Coronavirus Lockdowns
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Looking Into The ‘Sweetest’ Disaster Ever, The Molasses Disaster of 1919!
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shannen Doherty Do The Wine Challenge!
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Student Gets Robbed on Zoom
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UFC Fighter Anthony “Rumble” Johnson Shows Up in Porn Star Kendra Lust’s Comment Section
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Tricks Rental Companies Do to Up the Bill
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Patrick Beverley Fined $25,000 by the NBA for Verbally Abusing a Referee
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Spooky!
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Carmella Rose in a Hot Photoshoot!
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Design Tricks Amazon Uses to Get you to Buy More Things
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Wanda Icardi is Living the Life in an Incredible Thong
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ambrosio’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top.
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Kesha in Shorts Looking Less Fat
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Sharna Burgess Sports Bra
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Adele Exarchopoulos in Short Skirt and Fuck Me Boots
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Maya Hawke’s Square Ass needs to Find Fitness
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Nicolette Sheridan BIKINI TOp – Oh My
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Kendall Jenner Leaving Soho House cuz She’s Exclusive
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Kristen Stewart Doing Lesbian Shit
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts
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Christina Milian in Shorts
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Jennifer Lawrence on the Streets of NYC with her Husband Looking Fat
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Raffey Cassidy in a Mini Skirt
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Lili Reinhart is a Bus…
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Venessa Kirby in a Mask…
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Shannon Doherty is Not Dead Yet
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Laura Dern in Tight Pants
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Vanessa Hudgens Ass in a Goth Outfit
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Coke Can Pussy
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Meltdowns!
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Super Jiggle Chick Naked
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Worst Shower
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BOOOTIES!
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Milf’s Dildo Time!
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Another Round of EXPOSED SNAPCHAT GIRLS
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Random Reddit Amateur
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22 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Cindy Sparkle Double Pentrated…
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Naked in the Fitting Room…
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Girl watches boyfriend “BREAK IN” her friend
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Aya Cash in You’re the Worst – Sex Scene
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Mental Mondays
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COVID 100….
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2020

Sep

Shakira’s Labor Day Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Shakira or her music during the height of her career, she was always just a whatever to me, regardless of all her latin ass shaking, but now that she’s in her 40s, many years after making her first 100 million dollars, because she’s one of those SUPER fucking famous internationally types, thanks to her hips not lying, or that Mama Africa song for the World Cup….bringing her to shake her old ass with J.Lo during the Superbowl…

But that disinterest in Shakir shifts when the popstar posts a pic like this to her IG to celebrate her custom bikini, which I interpret as regular bikinis don’t fit her ass, the mom, who is based in Spain, and probably not celebrating labor day, because every day is labor day…even when not in labor…but birthing or at least keeping that ass alive all these years when she could have just got fat counts for something…I mean she’s middle aged…

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2020

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Grinding In the Gym of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens used social media to get over her break-up, in what would have probably involved just fucking a ton of dudes on her hit list to try to feel complete again after that heartbreak that isn’t ACTUAL heartbreak, celebrities have no souls, it’s more just a hit on their ego, like the dude that has been mooching off them all these years, broke through and didn’t need her anymore, moving onto hotter and younger, while she was just some washed up Disney Kid, unsure of what direction to take, before realizing that she’s professionally trained to be the happiest place on earth embodied….and that if she brings that fake happiness to the social media, with her professionally trained dance and performing skills, and a bit of half naked or tight clothing slutty, along with ALL her followers and fans, she could EASILY, really fucking easily take over…I mean there are girls who work the coffee shop or suck rich guy cock to get their rent paid…a trained actor versus social media with the millions of followers doesn’t just having a fighting chance…it’s almost a no brainer…

So with COVID, which all these celebs had a valid excuse to hit the social media hard, stealing ad dollars from the lame ass do-it-yourself influencers who fucking suck, not that actors are better, it’s just that actors have more press, more money, more hype…and therefore are better suited to take over the format…a stupid format, a lazy format but a format that gets these idiots paid…

So along with other celebs, a fake broken heart, a tone from working out body and some training, she’s been on IG, loving the attention, the feedback, the new interest in her, as she does really important things like sexually assault her friend at the gym with a dry hump that you know if she was a dude, she’d be cancelled for, but since she’s a girl and probably has this girl on payroll, it’s all just fun and games…you see, men can’t have fun and games like that, the whole hard penis pressing into their leg is some predator assault shit…but Hudgens can do it on her IG like it’s not porn, despite more people jerkin off to it that pretty much anything else….they are loyal fans after all…it’s pretty much what she’s going for…she is the first to do early nudes…so…you get it…

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2020

Sep

Rita Ora Cleavage in a Car of the Day

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It is nice to see that Rita Ora’s big titties are surviving COVID like COVID isn’t a thing….you can’t let some virus get in the way of Big Titty Fun….

One could argue her tits are the only reason she exists, if you’re willing to be called a misogynist….because I was reading something the other day about a Canada landmark (it’s a mountain) needing to have its name changed because they call it “the tit” and a TIT is misogynistic…..at least if you’ve never seen me or any other fat man with our shirts off, we all got tits….

Calling something a tit, isn’t a pulling down our pants with erection to jerk off being like ‘TITTIES’….especially when it comes to a fucking mountain…but yeah…sometimes tits are tits and sometimes things look like tits…and we shouldn’t be punished for saying tit but the world is fucking nuts where you can’t just point at tits and say tits, or refer to a woman who only exists for her tits as the host body for her tits, even though everyone sees her like that except maybe herself…even the people fighting the patriarchy for its love of tit….by posting their tits…since tits get hits…

It’s all so confusing..

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2020

Sep

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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As you know, nurses are sluts, but this isn’t to single out the sex workers of the health care industry, because for the most part, most women are sluts, at least if it benefits them, and there’s nothing wrong with that…it’s the only reason men should go on living, even though I heard that men will be extinct in the next 4.5 billion years…maybe it was million years…either way…they are on the decline…so in our final years as a gender…we should be allowed to celebrate the sluttiness of these people through staring at their nudes…and luckily we can because they post their nudes online of us to stare at….because despite all the angry people out there hating on men with their MeToo Movement, there’s a ton of girls who realize getting naked can make them the money they always wanted….for the most part most nurses only got into nursing because it didn’t require much training and gave access to doctors on a relatively intimate level where they spend hours together so that if they play it out right…they can end up living that doctor life…without all the effort of doing it themselves…awesome…

The funniest thing about this slutty nurses post is that I got a takedown notice from a slutty nurse who posts her slutty nurse content on the internet…but gets mad when I repost it…and she asked me to pay her 100 dollars for posting her slutty pic she put on the internet…because guess what…sluts can be whores too you know…it just takes a paypal…

Yay?!

I don’t get why nurses feel sexy at work amongst the germs..shouldn’t they be working or saving lives like the heroes they are…..but maybe they just like that they are a fetish…who fucking cares…here are the slutty nurses..on Labor Day that aren’t heroes but that people like to say are heroes as they sit at home watching netflix..

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2020

Sep

Rainey Qualley Nip Slip of the Day

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I like to shit on Rainey Qualley, but not in the traditional way of shitting on women, you know sexually, or at least to see how far the bitch will let you go for your 100 dollar offer that she needs to buy her crack with….

But I like to shit on her figuratively because she’s bullshit…another celebrity kid, trying to be hot, trying to be important, trying to make a name for herself doing the same nonsense everyone is doing, but having a better go of it because she’s rich as shit…thanks to her parents…

I find the Qualley girls, there are two of them, irritating because they pretend they were raised in the backwoods of Asheville North Carolina, at the base of the Great Smokey mountains, like a Coal Miner’s daughter, not that there’s coal in the Great Smokeys, but there’s lumber….and there could be coal…I’m not about to Google why people settled there to raise their kids in squalor….one room log cabins with no running water or electricity….but 18 kids…on some Dolly Parton Origin story shit….

When you know they were raised in a mansion there…and that their music, since one of them makes music, is not more gut wrenching or meaningful, like some Nashville starlet of the 1960s because of where she was raised but to the LA fucks she probably associates with it’s such a foreign concept…the idea of her being raised in Asheville terrifies them….”But where did you get your organic smoothies”…..and a “You mean you couldn’t go to NOBU while you were there”….get the fuck out of here…because you know bitch had her Organic Smoothies and Nobu flown in, assuming she spent more than a week at a time at the Asheville home where Andie decided to give them their “normal” life that COULDN’T be normal…there mom was fucking famous…and now they are obnoxiously trying to be famous too…

Well, in that quest, tits have been unleashed…there’s not much tit here to be unleashed but like all small tits trying to be bigger than they are…you know trying to live their best life..she’s pushed the cleavage as far as it can go and I see nipple rim..

So here’s Nipple Rim.

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2020

Sep

Sara Sampaio Topless in a Thong of the Day

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Fisherman’s daughter Sara Sampaio, who may not actually be a fisherman’s daughter, but she is Portuguese and rumored to have been raised in Portugal before being human trafficked by Victoria’s Secret as their Adriana Lima replacement, you know dark Portuguese features with the light eyes, only Lima didn’t end up retiring when she should have and both worked co-currently despite being the same fucking person…

ANYWAY, the daughter of a fisherman, because all Portuguese people are fisherman, obviously…will that get me cancelled? Or are the Portuguese too busy reeling in the nets to bother with websites saying MASS GENERALIZATIONS WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WRONG SINCE PORTUGAL IS CLEARLY A DEVELOPED COUNTRY and some of the residents are inland, where there isn’t fishing, some may make wine, other may run tech companies…there are even Real Estate agents in Portugal…HOW dare I reduce them all to Fisherman, like fisherman are a bad thing, which they aren’t….it’s a hard fucking job, maybe the easily offended aren’t realizing that I am complimenting this bitch for her Fisherman heritage…it’s the only thing impressive about her, despite her strategic nudity….

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I just know that she’s looking better than usual….that could be the toplessness, maybe the being raised on a European diet of “real food”…or maybe it’s photoshop…who fucking cares…

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2020

Sep

Maya Hawke Titty Flash of the Day

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I read some bullshit story about how Maya Hawke is dyslexic and illiterate or something dumb that she said on an NPR show while promoting her album, because she’s not just a low level actress thanks to mooching off her A-List parents, she’s also a singer…because with the right computer programs…anyone can be a fucking singer…and if you’re the daughter of an A-Lister…you can make your silly performance seem more than just some amateur loser with a dream….I’ve never heard her music, but I am rarely impressed by the video game robot music of today, not to be an old fuck, but I am an old fuck, but there was a time when music came from the soul, from collaboration, from experience…if you listen to old slave music, blues, country, even love songs of the 80s…there is emotion, a story, a takeaway…and you can turn to those songs for comfort in dark times, to hype you up in good times….you get what I am saying…while all the pop music now is just memes, digital sounds, filters and catch phrases…you know because people have nothing to fucking say they are all so fucking stupid and have nothing to offer…while those who may have something to say never get heard because of these idiots who think they deserve your attention because their parents are A-Listers…

ANYWAY….I thought it was funny that she’s talking about how she can’t read due to her Dyslexia….meaning she’ll never read this….but she conveniently also got on the beach in Europe, where she’s at the Venice Film Festival, thanks to being the daughter of an A-Lister, where she’s figured out, probably not through reading, maybe through sign language or maybe through some pictographs…not that I know what a pictograph is….I guess it could just be through raw instinct or obviousness that if she pulls her titties out, her UMA THURMAN made titties, people will talk about her and thus her music or her acting and she will climb that ladder thanks to the tits..tits get hits…

So here she is in her bikini, pretty uneventful…but there’s nip and tits get hits….Yes, she is what you would call a “Slim Fat”….thin in size, but really fucking soft and dumpy looking….her ass looks like it is eating itself, all getting sucked in hard, like her asshole is a shopvac….leaving whatever is left of her ass all square shaped…her parents are A-listers, get a fucking personal trainer you lazy fuck…

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2020

Sep

Francia Raisa Kidney-Less on a Paddle Board in a Bikini of the Day

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Francia Raisa is either the Selena Gomez groupie who did anything to be close to the starlet, in efforts to increase her own celebrity, all because that’s what mooch fucks do, so eager and willing to do anything that she gave the bitch her Kidney….a selfless task based on selfishness like pretty much anything else in life….

OR…..she’s not actually the sucker using the Kidney to get ahead, but rather someone who Selena Gomez groomed or paid off to give the Kidney, through manipulative tactics these celebrities learn at a young age when they trade in their souls…

OR she was some homeless chick that Selena’s team found at all the auditions at the Disney Studios, where they took blood samples to cast the Selena Gomez match…Selena just too valuable for the company, they can’t let the bitch die off…..and Franica the eager aspiring actress was sucked into that web of lies….

Either way, there are stories of how they aren’t friends anymore, which was pretty obvious when the whole Kidney transplant went down, you’re being used sucker, your thirst for fame too strong….willing to give a limb or vital organ to get there…only to not get there…because ultimately – Selena Gomez is a entitled, piece of shit cunt with no friends, soul or purposes…she’s just here to sing and dance and make a bunch of people money…just not Francia who no longer talks to Selena because Selena probably changed the locks when she got what she wanted, as pieces of shit do…

What I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t give up her titties..but she could have given up some of them thighs…

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