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2020

04

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

It’s Fishnet Friday for all you Fishing enthusiasts…get it in this labor weekend, because if you’re north, your fishing days are numbered….unless you’re into ice fishing…in which case you’re just fucking wild about fishing…

That said, these are mainly girls who posted pics of themselves in fishnets TODAY…100 girls by 3 pm EST have posted up slutty pics of themselves in fishnets, so clearly there is a market for the fishnet seller, the fishnet buyer, the fishnet model and the fishnet pervert jerking off to fishnets because they can’t get enough of pantyhose and sometimes full body hose that remind them of catching tadpoles in the pond as a kid….because ya’ll are fucking weird.

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2020

04

Sep

Phoebe Tonkin in The Shower of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actor or model who is trying to make it in America, and I guess she has made it in America at this point, she’s 31 and has been working in America, stealing your jobs, with her immigrant work visas….since 2011….when she got cast in Vampire Diaries, which I guess was the show Nina Dobrev, a Canadian was also on, since The CW doesn’t care about America and they produce all their shit in Canada with undocumented workers…

Anyway, she hasn’t done much since, until today, where she’s posting up pics of herself in the shower like some exhibitionist pervert because as an actor, she clearly is drawn to people watching her….and staring at her…and telling her she’s great…

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2020

04

Sep

Oana Gregory Thong Bikini of the Day

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Oana Gregory is the first Romanian to have worked for Walt Disney, at least since Walt Disney World Romania – the Caravan Park edition fell through back in the 1950s….where you’d get assigned your very own gyspy to read your palm and scam you out of your money….it was a good idea on paper…

That said, at 24, she’s no longer employed by the mouse ear perverts who recruit these kids in places like ROMANIA….it’s like they are Epstein or something….

But she is like all the other Disney kids and really all the girls of her generation, because she’s doing dramatic half naked content for social media….nothing wrong with that…if anything it is the most interesting thing she’s got going for her…unless you’re a SPORK fan….Spork is some movie or show she was in back in 2011…when she was 13…get the fuck out of here.

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2020

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence Scissor of the Day

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Kaia Gerber and Charlotte Lawrence are probably the same age, they grew up in the same exclusive part of the same garbage city, amongst the same shitty fame chasing pieces of shit, by the same narcissistic parents who likely felt they won at life and fucked the system in their own right, because I guess they did…..so they have the same level of eagerness to get slutty on the internet for attention, because they were raised to think having people watch you means money, and why not get that money when you can, even though you don’t need it cuz the family is rich…but why not get it when you can…it’s a game at this point…

Who knows what the future will hold for this generation of genderless perverts, but at least it’s something to watch.

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2020

04

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Splits of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out of control…..she’s lost her damn mind….as she hangs out with people who encourage her because they are just groupies trying to get in with someone they’ve seen on TV and in the Media, they don’t actually like Hudgens as much as they like being able to say they are friends with her, or that they hike together, or any of that bullshit…because when you’re a celebrity, you’re just being used…and in some cases they all like being used…I mean it’s all they know…it started when they were kids by their own parents, the one people they trust and who they think are there to protect them. Sets them up for a weird existence.

Anyway, Hudgens got dumped, pandemic happened, Hudgens figured out instagram and realized being a slut on isntagram gets her noticed while potentially gets her ex who dumped her seeing her living her best life….acting unphased while broken you know the deal….

Well, as it turns out, I am all for the nutcase Disney kid Theatre kid Hudgnes being slutty on social media….because she’s looking better than ever and that’s what matters.

Here she is being goth

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2020

04

Sep

Cat Give Titty massage and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese man on a Dolphin

Just Making Charcoal

Pilot VS Hanger

Popcorn Production Line

Drunk Guy Trying to push his Bike

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2020

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I’ll update the site, you know most days I debate throwing it all away, but we’ve come so far as we barely hang on by a thread…..knowing that if I didn’t update no one would care, but realizing if I didn’t update, I’d have to hang out with my wife all day, so instead of any of that…I guess I’ll update….it’s a compulsion…I don’t like it, but I like it better than the other options.

Here are some stepLINKS

Gisele in a Bikini on a Surfboard
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In a Weird Turn of Events – Rumer Willis is an Underwear Model for the Kardashians…
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Hot Model Franzi Tending to her Garden…Half Naked and Hot
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How Do Potholes Happen….
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Disney’s Mulan Gets Political?
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South Park Compilation of Randy Marsh….
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49ers Wife in a Bikini!
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Master P Launching Food Line
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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NUTTY! The world is nuts so those of us who have always been called crazy now need to go more nuts, so tonight I plan to smear my hep feces on public door handles…maybe I’ll target the banks….or I’ll just sit on the couch and wait until tomorrow…we got options…

Not that I’m nuts, or considered nuts, but normals have called me nuts over the years, and I’ve always found what I call the normals, not in some “I’m so obscure, so different” kind of way, I’m not like that, more in a “you normals suck and why are ya’ll so weird on all levels, with your 9 to 5 shitty lives with your shitty wives, that’s the real crazy, the system man…working all day to be in debt with a house and an average car, until you die, with zero accomplished and zero fulfilled, a slave to wherever you work, because that’s why you put your priorities on, to fit in, to be normal, you don’t know that life is about the opposite of all that nonsense, that’s the scam they tell you, the lie, to make you comply….the system always wins, that is why it is called the system”…kind of way…

But now that everyone seems to have lost their damn minds, you’d expect there to be more fun being had, more “fuck it all let’s go nutty”….I mean all the girls are getting naked online for money without the fear of their future self not being able to secure a job, you know people are giving the system the finger, they are growing their own food, learning how to cook, surviving on less and spending time with good people they care about….or hate but still care about…..yet everyone is more angry and uptight than ever….

Isn’t the whole point of fuck it all, we’re all going to die, look at my butthole online, meant to be designed that we don’t take shit so seriously….but EVERYONE takes shit so seriously…I guess it is just the hypocrisy of the time because the normals who are saying who gives a fuck are still normals and just imposters…they are just doing what they think they are supposed to be doing…because the system always wins…that is why it’s called the system

NOW LINKS…Here are some stepLINKS…

Noah Cyrus’ Twerk Round Up is Crazy
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Gisele is Dreaming About Getting Back on Her Surfboard
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Kendall Jenner is Down at The Lake in a Bikini!
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Bella Thorne has a Creepy Clone and She’s Showing a RACY Panty Shot!
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Virtual Signalling with Popcorn
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49ers TE George Kittle’s Wife Rocks a Skimpy Neon Bikini
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Heidi Klum Rocking the Fringe and Looking Hot
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Addison Rae – Thirst Trap Thursday!
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Man Makes Doll Shoot Lasers Out of Its Eyes
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Sign Language Orangutan
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Ken Jennings to Potentially Replace Trebek as Host on Jeopardy
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Bella Hadid Cleavage!
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Bella Hadid Nipple Pokies
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Some Funny Memes!
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Marvel’s Tribute to Chadwick Boseman
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Man Gets Bitten By Baby Shark
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Did Anyone Really Think Covid would take out The Rock
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Cam Newton Named Patriots Starting QB and a Team Captain
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Zoey Dutch Cooking!
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Slimy Model Covered in Green Slime
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Parasailing Couple Have their Cable Snap
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Crane Can’t Handle Load
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Dana White Hired the Badass Former Best Buy Security Guard
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Tana Mongeau Wants Josie Canseco Knocked Up!
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Model Bar Madlonado Shows her Bike and Boobs
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Marie Osmond Exits the Talk….ok…
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The Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren Dating Rumors Are False But she Is Hot…
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Amazing Model Licking Watermelons!
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Tire Explosion
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Dude Rants About Boneless Wings
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Sugar baby of the year award goes to:
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Cynthia Ka is Tanned and Nude Modeling Perfectly!
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David Blaine’s Full Length Ascension Stunt
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Renee Gracie Goes Naked on the Gram
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This Model is Named Lady D Sperzione and she’s in a Bikini!
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Jojo is HOT in her Swimsuit on her PaddleBoard!
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Top 10 Sex Tips!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Irina Shayk is Pantsless and Hot in NYC
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Kristen Bell in Ill Fitting Sweat Pants
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Malin Akerman and her Dogs
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Olivia Munn’s Midget Legs in Tight Pants
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Olivia Cooke in SHorts
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Josie Canseco is Dog Walking
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Sofia Richie in Slutty Shorts
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Ester Esposito in Bikini TOp
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Cate Blanchett in a Tight Dress
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Amber Heard is a Monster Kill Her
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Amanda Holden – Tight Tee
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Myleene Klass in Wild Pants
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Madison Beer Gas Pumping Babe
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bella Thorne’s Sister has an Only Fans Where she Posted a 2 Hour Lesbian Sex Session…classy
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Big Tits Work the Dildo
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Big Tits Masturbating
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Shy Naked Girls
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girls with their Tongues Out!
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Busted a Nut During a Lap Dance
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Naked Girls Flipping the Bird
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Face Sitting During Video Game
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Veiny Breasts
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McDonald’s Booty
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Girls Who Fist Themselves Impress Me
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Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes Enhanced!
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Pile of Pussy
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The Suction Dildo on the side of a Car is LOLZ
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Drunk Ring Girl
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2020

03

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Does anyone give a fuck about 40 something year old Nicole Scherzinger in her bikini, I mean I am sure there are weirdo fans out there who think Nicole Scherzinger is the best thing to ever fucking happen to the world, and have stuck by her side since the first Pussy Cat Doll video, but the rest of us just assume she’s a tranny, before tranny was a thing, who along with her tits and face procedures either got her dick folded inside out, her body is just too hard….or maybe she’s still into the manual procedure of tucking…tuck game strong if you know what I mean….either a Vegas Showgirl, or a professional trained off broadway dancer who knew how to move like a girl, either way, she’s in a bikini and I’m not believing anyone gives a fuck, but I’ll top post it anyway to show how outdated this shit is as social media stars make their millions a month selling butthole pics and running Youtube and TikTok earning scams….because no one under 40 even knows who Scherzinger is…which works for us, since we’re all a bunch of fucking boomers.

Either way, looks like covid is really getting her down because like every other celeb pretending COVID exists, she’s living large…and not just her dick size..I mean…on beaches and shit.

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2020

03

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer may be coming to an official end this weekend, I mean I guess it’s not the official end, but people like to consider this the last weekend of the summer, at least in North America, like there’s even a “rest of the world” right…

The good news is that there are slutty girls of the internet who like to maintain their tanlines, so much that if they get their spray tans with their favorite panty lines. I am in Canada and I’ve been to stripclubs and in the deep dark days of winter, there are tanlines…so it can be done…plus a lot of sluts live in Florida..so there won’t be a tanline shortage for your tanline fantasies…you weirdos who like seeing where clothes once were while in the sun so you know you’re getting their NAUGHTY “exclusive” for your eyes only bullshit…or maybe you just like how the contrast makes the ass look…nice!