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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Butt Blasted in The Ring of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has been sexualizing herself aggressively on the social media since the Quarantine happened, I guess she just figured out how much of a joke it is to document her existence, especially when she is a professionally trained by Disney performer, the preparation and effort for her IG feed is basically zero, so why not come in strong….

I guess coming in strong is what her friend is doing to her as she simulates entering her from behind, like a set of shameless perverts trying to trigger horny dudes everywhere to get their jerk off on, but for whatever reason no one respects triggering horny dudes, they call us perverts and creeps, they say don’t sexualize them, but what do you expect when you’re in a getting fucked from behind position on a level where the girl behind you dry humps you like you dry hump your pillow every night because you just want to feel love…

Anyway, she’s hotter than she’s been pretty much ever…and as someone who is into the random dry hump, especailly in public places on strangers bending over, like at the grocery store, I support this messaging because we’re all sexual beings, even the annoying fucks who either pretend they arent while selling only fans subscriptions to TEACH THOSE PERVERT MEN a lesson…

Plus, we know Hudgens is a whore, she released nudes before cellphone technology even supported that behavior…quick to the game…

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2020

Sep

Homeless Man Cooling off in the Grocery Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Puts Pubic Hair in Food to Get it For Free

Road Rage!

The Ball Breaker

Car VS Shop

Elephant Attacks Man – Steals His Bike

Cop Forgets Handbrake at Traffic Stop

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think social media is the devil, the number one problem in the world, because it’s given us some hierarchy of how we should behave…or how we should think…making some people scared to speak their mind because of being cancelled by what are typically idiots who don’t even know what they stand for because they are the mainstream followers.

The mainstream has always fucking sucked, sure there’s lots of money there, but it’s filled with fucking idiot followers who buy into things like Taylor Swift…or whatever is a popular trend.

So there was always a group of people or multiple groups of people who denounced that mainstream, whether it was punks, ravers, hip hop, you know there were “genres” and subcultures that ran deep. Even skateboarding in the early 90s was cool, then Tony Hawk made it mainstream became a billionaire at the expense of skateboarding appealing to cool people, but rather to anyone…

I remember in the early 90s being rejected from shitty nightclubs filled with the mainstream for wearing skateboard sneakers….then by 2000, every fucker from the bouncer to the the owner were in VANS or whatever because skateboarding was dead.

So now people are all piled into the same virtual club, whether it’s twitter or facebook or instagram or even TikTok and the popular people are dictating the narrative, while the cool people remain insignificant and the people who could be cool, are siding with the mainstream, and the mainstream has always sucked and been controlled by corporations, so all these people acting like activists are really just evil corporate whores pushing whatever agenda…and it is RUINING humanity…

They say that social media allows like minded people to come together in their own corner, which I guess is true, but the problem is that everyone is the same fucking drone, so anythijng edgy is contrived and part of their bullshit, their activism is all based off memes and unfounded and the same person into fourth wave coffee today as he cries about the cause of the day and the unfairness black trannies go through in their community despite being white and not actually giving a fuck was someone who 10 years ago would be at a Hooters wet T-shirt contest in his Ed Hardy shirt, because they all have no souls…

SO yeah, fuck social media. It’s too mainstream.

Here are some stepLINKS in the miserable morning…because no one knows how to have fun anymore….

David Blaine’s Balloon Stunt
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Supercar Driver to Internet Sex Worker’s Full Ass for Instagram
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Parasailing Cable Snaps on Couple
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Hot Fucking Model Cynthia Ka Looking Good…..Titties Out!
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Ken Tool Advertises Their Tire Inflater Cage With A Huge Explosion!
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The Rock Survived COVID 19
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Man Rants Abotu Boneless Wings…
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Italian Twerk….
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Never has a sex cult been more appealing….clearly their closed communities make sense in this COVID era of health officials telling you to fuck with your mask on in what must be an attempt to go viral because everyone’s trying to be an influencer with that social media clout…….

The only problem is the people drawn to cults are the fucking worst, and the people who start sex cults are the fucking worst, and maybe if they were more interesting and less annoying, it’d be the way of life…the commune life….but instead…it’s just more appealing to hire a helicopter to drop you in the middle of the wilderness like some kind of reality show, alone…a commune of one, to fend for yourself in hopes of eating poison berries to end it all….because everyone is so nutty…

However, suicide and death by lack of survival skills is never an answer, it’s far more fun to point and laugh to yourself about how weird the internet has made everyone…it only took 15 maybe 20 years since it went officially mainstream….probably less even…and boom…NUT CASES EVERYWHERE…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Former Tennis Player Turned Model Sofya Zhuk Bullied into Deleting Topless Pic
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Moulin Rouge to Celebrate Going Viral with her WAP.
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Iris Law is So Hot in her Bikinis
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Cam Newton’s Ex Kia Proctor is Reportedly Seeking $15,000 a Month in Child Support
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Latest Photoshoot
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Frida Aasen is Amazing in her Bikini on a Boat!
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Dubai Jet Pack
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Britney Spears Doing Hand Stands
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Shameless star in a Bikini by the Pool
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Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez Threatens to Get Her FC Barcelona Tattoo Erased Over Treatment of Messi
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Italian Twerking!
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Halsey is Topless!
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Huge Lion Climbs into Open Tourist Bus
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Farting Wombat!
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White Guy Raised in Thailand Speaks Thai Like the Locals and Confuses Them…
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This NUDE Model is Something Else
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Wife of Red Sox Reliever Robert Stock Threatened to Divorce Him If He Doesn’t Stop Walking Lead-Off Batters
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Justin and Hailey Buy a Crazy House
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Hot Teacher!
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Dua Lipa’s See Through to Bra!
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TikTok Star Addison Rae in her Panties!
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Jessie James Decker Set Instagram on Fire With a Smoking Hot Bikini
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Best Way to Take Out the Trash
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Meghan and Harry Score 100 Million Dollars from Netflix…
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The Beibers Off-Roading
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Barbara Palvin so Hot in Lingerie
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Lindsey Vonn Serves as P.K. Subban’s Braless Spotter
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Taylor Hill in Tight Shorts
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Salma Hayek’s Turned 54 and Looks Awesome
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Cara Santana Pulling out her bikini wedgie
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Olivia Wilde Horseback riding in Thousand Oaks
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Emma Roberts & Kristen Stewart in LA
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Courteney Cox Seen out to dinner in Santa Monica 8/26/20
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Ashlee Simpson Seen at Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City
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Kaley Cuoco – taking her dog for a walk
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Taylor Hill Seen at the Venice Airport in Venice
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Jennifer Garner Leaving a spa
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Emily Ratajkowski Bike ride in shorts
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Gabriella Brooks & Liam Hemsworth Goes hiking
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Nicky Whelan & Kate Neilson – Bikinis in Puerto Vallarta
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bella Thorne’s sister’s Lesbian Sex Tape
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Wetness in Some Grey Panties
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Just Trying to be Internet Famous
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Amateur of the Day
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Big Butts!
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She’s Got the Bull by the Horns
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Fuck Buddy?
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Girls Kissing
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Jamea Byrd See Through
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Milf and her Tits
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Hottest Booty Bounce and Titty Reveal
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Table Fuckers
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22 People having Shitty Days
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Taunting the Cops
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Naked in the Woods
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Pornstar Farm
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Massive Titty Flash
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Weird Fetish
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2020

Sep

Bella Throne’s Shitty Fucking Song of the Day

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Bella Throne is the proof that once you have follower you can literally do whatever the fuck you want and monetize it.

I don’t know if her fans are idiots, or maybe the whole generation are a bunch of fucking idiots with access to credit cards, trained to purchase anything they are told to buy so that they can be on trend and fit in with their social media peers that are selling them the shitty fucking dream…that isn’t a dream at all…you’re a fucking sucker…

So Bella Thorne’s been in the media because ONLY FANS is paying her, whether the platform trying to go mainstream is paying her or she’s just making her millions as a sex worker, despite having a mainstream career so you don’t have to be a sex worker, since sex workers would take the mainstream work and are sex workers because they don’t have other options, but in Bella’s case, it’s something to dabble in when she’s bored, because she can monetize it and like these other pigs they are all addicted to money…and will do anything for money.

That said, she’s now using only fans to drop her MUSIC video, which is hilarious, because why not create a terrible song, people will listen, and make your video you in your underwear, people will watch, no matter how awkward or lacking of sex appeal her hot body has…it’s like I look at her, I see the toned stomach, the pussy print, the tits, but all I see is tranny…she’s just jacked her face up that hard.

So as she scams people from every angle, the cancel culture who support sex workers are too star struck to cancel her for ripping them off, and the Disney puppet continues to manipulate her generation of idiots….half naked…

The song though, that’s the kicker just to remind you HOW much this bitch sucks, is talentless and her whole viral influencer hustle is actually where she belongs, a bootleg celeb, despite her whore mom sucking Disney Exec dick for her to exist…

It’s just too bad that no one is cool, everything is lame and contrived…designed to sell and it just makes everything basically suck….even half naked girls launching really bad half naked music videos…

In other news, her sister Kaili has a Lesbian Sex Tape from her only frans, because everyone is a lesbian….and it was uploaded to the porn sites so check it while its hot, not that hot, I didn’t watch it, but get it while you can….. CLICK HERE

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2020

Sep

Weed Girl Wednesday of the Day

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Here’s some Weed girls for Weed Wednesday, a day I created on this stupid fucking site because I have nothing better to do with myself, it’s actually funny when I think about having run a blog for 15 years, like what the fuck is that life choice, but luckily I didn’t PEREZ HILTON it and make a life or celebrity about it…it’s just my unknown secret existence that is habit.

Not that you care about me, you’re here for the tits, and on Weed Wednesday, a day I cleverly came up with because Weed and Wednesday both start with “W”, you know a good way to communicate effectively with retards…or wetards…you get what I am saying here and that is that weed girls, sometimes look like they smoke too much weed, are lazy slobs, who love the munchies so much….but some weed smokers are hot…this is a mix…

I am DrunkenStepfather, but weed is medicine, weed is grown from the earth with little effort and the fact it was categorized a drug is hilarious…if you smoke weed, you’re high for like 15 minutes, and when you’re high it’s just some laid back shit, pain killer, numbing, you know a good way to spend your life in this miserable world….so the illegal aspect of weed….is just the government fucking with ya’ll once again to keep commerce up, big pharma killing it, psychiatrists working…because they don’t want some easy to produce plant anyone can grow making everyone happier…

So I support weed and weed smokers, plus when you’re drunk it makes you more fucked up, and that is always a bonus…so….weed girls may not be the future but they are something.

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2020

Sep

Kate Hudson Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is a mom of multiple kids with multiple dads, you know the high end, luxurious, daughter of a celebrity turned celebrity kind of way, because those conventionally families are for the peasants who don’t have a huge inheritance from her mom to pile up on top of the huge amount of money she’s made doing the best impression of her mom in movies she only got cast in because of her mom….which doesn’t even bother me, I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I am all for nepotism and being born in a shitty family is just the way shit happens….like being born in a rich as fuck celebrity family that opens all the doors for your bratty ass is just the way shit happens….I just never found her all that impressive, or hot, or interesting, or great in any movies I’ve seen her in…and just reduced her to the woman who led Owen Wilson to attempted suicide which is just the kind of pussy she must have….a pussy you can’t see while she’s promoting her billion dollar fitness line, she cropped it out, for obvious reasons, but there’s some tit and an open mouth so I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out what to do with them in your weird celebrity crush fantasies that terrify me, but that I keep fuelling with these celeb pics…I am an enabler.

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2020

Sep

Lili Reinhart Fetish Gear of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is boring as shit, but she’s on Riverdale, which is the most insanely bad show on TV, a made for TV movie that turned into a series, that turned into a multi season series, when it should have only been an hour and a half long….instead of whatever mess they’ve made…

She was in a staged relationship with her co-star one of the suite life with Zach and Cody Disney kids you know is probably the worst, now she’s single and trying to make a name for herself with all the fame she’s had…

She’s large and thus busty, but her busty isn’t as busty as you’d want it to be in this latex fetish gear, whether you’re a weirdo with a latex fetish or not, this should be more aggressive…if you’re going to dabble with fetish, just fucking bring it, go all out, none of this scratch the surface nonsene…and that’s all I have to say about that…disappointing…

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2020

Sep

Rowan Blanchard Lingerie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard’s an 18 year old Disney kid who is following all the other Disney Kids by doing her own erotic or semi-erotic content that is designed for political or artistic reasons and clearly not because she gets off producing softcore shit after years of being controlled, kept on a short leash, all to not offend the Family brand she was in contract with. You know, it’s obviously her mom’s dream for her to be famous, because no 5 year old decides they want to be famous, they need a loving parent to sell them out for that….so now she gets to find herself after being destroyed on all levels by the industry, whether she knows it or not, the industry eats these kids up….

In. 2017, she came out as queer, because even though she only liked boys up until that point, she was open to dating women….which is far less exciting than it would be when it meant something to be a pussy eater, in an era where everyone is a pussy eater, who the fuck cares, of course you’re queer, if you weren’t queer, how could you relate to one of the most annoying generations of whiners who need to be coddled and pandered to….

So she’s just being a mainstream, Disney version of whatever the fuck is going on in the world….and she’s doing it by posting lingerie pics…like the activist hero she is…so brave….so strong….

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2020

Sep

Hunter King’s Sweaty Tits of the Day

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I guess when it comes to tits, they are in and of themselves a fetish, so anything they do is going to be a fetish of its own, so wet tits, sweaty tits, all tits of all sizes doing basically any time of activity, is going to be worth staring at….

Hunter King is a soap star who is Joey King’s older sister, Joey King had a breakout year with her show and is looking better than ever because of it, I actually thought she was robbed at the Golden Globes or whatever it was she was nominated for, and I hate award shows, don’t watch award shows, so clearly I liked her acting, even though I think acting is a fucking scam that requires no talent…..

Since her sister is getting some attention, it only makes sense that this one does to, and I guess she’s the hotter older sister, to feed all your sister fetishes because if you’ve ever dated anyone with a sister, you probably wanted to fuck their hotter sister, because if you ever dated anyone with a sister, you’d obviously be with the bootleg sister with the mental disorder who was potentially missing limbs or just very obese….because you suck.

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