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Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Sep

Jordyn Jones Shaved Her Pussy For This of the Day

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I posted some bullshit Jordyn Jones porn, because as far as I’m concerned she’s a low level porn chick, she just hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, so there’s no need to do the porn…but she’s riding the fine line or grey area where she’s trending for whatever reason, positing provocative enough shit with every post, all while rocking a creepy smile like she loves her dancing life, which I guess she would considering she’s fat white trash from Kalazazoo in training…..

She’s making enough money to buy her mom a Land Rover, which is funny when she pulls up to the walmart to buy the tub of cheese puffs….you know keeping it classy in your white trash obesity…spend that money you’re making on social media on a fucking car…bitch will be broke in a year….when she’s forgotten because dancing is fucking dumb…unless it’s stripping…which I guess it is…

Anyway, she posted some mens underwear jacked in her cunt yesterday, where I also posted some viral stunt her and her boyfriend are faking, at least that’s what I assume, of a stalker in their backyard taking creeper pics….and the whole thing is stupid…

But here she is pulling her sweatpants to show you no bush on her mound cuz she’s daring, racy, going as close to clit hood without being flagged “sex worker”….as the girls do..

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2020

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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You know what I find repulsive, Wet Spot Wednesday, not because I fear wet pussy, but because I fear bootleg nasty as pics of discharge that has dripped out of wet pussy, because I’m not here sexting these women being like “how wet are you”….like some kind of incel loser on whatever app you sext on…I’m just innocently minding my own business and bam- cottage cheese filled panties….what the fuck.

I like to do wet spot Wednesday to empower women of their discharge as it is normal…it’s the inner feminist celebrating women….feel good about your discharge bitches…its’ fucking sick…like your period…make art with it to show us how proud you are to be the woman that you are…you sick fucks.

Luckily, there aren’t that many of them this week, maybe pussy dries up in fall… I don’t know.

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2020

Sep

Angry Lady in Leggings VS Trump Sign and Other Videos of the Day

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Motorcycle Theft Fail

Father Protects Kids from Gun Fight

Just a Man Swinging a Board

Overtaking Fail

Just some Looting

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2020

Sep

Kaia Gerber Still on Vacation of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is with her family at what I assume is their CABO HOUSE, since they made hundreds of millions of dollars off an idea to start a tequila company a few years ago, back when they were all on vacation in Cabo, as shitty LA people do….you know why go explore the corners of the world when you can stay amongst your exclusive selves in the same vacation spots you all go to….because living next to each other and shit talking each other isn’t enough….

I never understood that about rich people, it happens here on a scaled down version…all the rich people live on the same mountain during the week, they all talk shit on each other during the week, because that’s how it is to be rich, like high school….then they all have vacation homes or cottages or weekend lake houses, whatever you want to call it…on the same bullshit lake….it happens in NYC with the Hamptons…it happens with LA in Malibu and I guess Cabo….it’s like these dick suckers can’t get enough of each other…or they just aren’t comfortable unless other shitty americans are next to them…it’s the security blanket for grown ass losers who have won.

Anyway, Kaia is the “it-girl” who they are pushing as an “It-girl”, I don’t really know how much of an it-girl she actually is. She sort of just fell into it thanks to a mom who groomed her to be a thin model-like personality, who I am sure lacks personality, because she’s always hungry….

She’s in her bikini, this is “it-girl” model bikini, even though modelling doesn’t hold the same clout as it used to, it also doesn’t hold any clout when you’re a rich LA idiot who hangs with other rich LA idiots and come across as the perceived “it-people” of the generation, when really you’re just able to game social media and the media because the media has nothing better to talk about. It’s all lies to keep their exclusive life going….and people buy into it…while I just stare at the ass in a thong bathing suit…because all the other starving for attention, fame, success, when you’re already rich…seems so fucking lame across the board….but a thong bikini on a skinny girl…that shit is timeless…when you don’t have to hate on it for the origin story.

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was told by an 85 year old to “not be a misogynist” which confirmed my suspicion that certain key words have been pushed out in the media for the last decade or so to create this generation of pussies where old fucks at 85 are telling people to not be “misogynists” despite having lived through a time when women could only work as secretaries….and wives where housewives and sleeping with prostitutes or secretaries…oftentimes the same person run rampent…

Yet me calling a whore being a whore for attention and to monetize which is the definition of sex work is misogyny….because I comment on the tits they are putting out there…thanks to CNN and whatever other media they watch…

It’s just proof that all this “Woke” shit has trickled up the fucking pop culture ladder and has made it to the old folks homes where people are trying to survive COVID…

I guess the 85 year old had a point, I did tell her that “I’d rip her dried up pussy apart with my AIDS ridden dick if she didn’t get the fuck out of the way” when I was walking the dog….but I don’t think that had anything to do with her being a woman or a hatred for woman but more to do with her being a slow fucking walker taking up the whole sidewalk when she should be in lockdown at home…old bitch.

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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Let’s hope that the pandemic just continues to slam the fuck out of typical TV that has sucked for too fucking long, because I accidentally just watched the Ellen Apology, followed with the Kimmel Monologue and I have to ask myself “What the fuck is going on”…this is some out of touch shit….it’s like these people just got too fucking rich, lost their souls, and were never cool to begin with….

I am not saying I’d do a better job than any of these idiots if I were to try, not that I try anything, too much effort….but I am not the one with millions upon millions of dollars in a TV contract….like do fucking better…

It’s terrible to see that “comedy” is filled with a bunch of fucking losers…I guess they were always losers…but the fear of the fake woke is making for real shitty content….and if there’s one thing I know…it’s shitty content…I’ve been producing low budget shitty content for over a decade and a half now…..so thank god for the internet…it’s our only hope…

If only people were to start ignoring social media, because in the last 14 or 15 years of it, there’s been a whole new generation of losers, naked losers, but still losers rise to the top and they aren’t producing good content either…despite making millions and millions doing it….it’s just shit on shit on shit…

Which is why I highly recommend you spend your nights drunk, passed out, starring at the wall…There are perks to having been cancelled before I ever made it back in 2005…irrelevance…cuz you can’t sink a ship that’s been sunk before it set sail….

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2020

Sep

Jordyn Jones Mens Underwear of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is showing off that she sleeps in Men’s Underwear, while jacking the men’s underwear up in herself because that’s the style, that may not be comfortable, but this generation and all the sex and masturbation from their porn addiction probably don’t feel much on their callused genitals…or maybe they feel too much and pulling panties up into themselves actually allows them to cum too. I don’t know, I don’t have a vagina, even if it looks like I do in both grey sweatpants and naked…

In more interesting news, the IG slutty behavior has a whole new dimension in the form of IG stalker!

I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that Jordyn Jones and her boyfriend Jordan are in on this amazing and creepy instagram situation that is being presented as her “stalker”….

At the time of posting this, the account STALKING_JORDAN_AND_JORDYN only had 3 pictures posted and 11 followers…..so there is a SMALL chance that this stalker is an actual stalker and not just part of some viral stunt going into Halloween that I’d craft if I worked with these celebs.

Basically the three pics that the “stalker” has posted are from their backyard, one shot looking into the kitchen, one shot of the pool, all too creepy if you were to see this of your house…randomly…but in an era of clickbait, anything for clout, viral stunts…it’s pretty fucking easy to fake, even genius marketing…assuming the couple with the same first names aren’t about to get murdered by their bold IG fan..

The fact that Jordyn Jones even exists is weird to me, she’s some fat trash in training from Kalamazoo Michigan, who has a mom who looks like Kalamazoo Michigan, but for whatever reason this one is in LA doing professional dancing and social media bullshit…because perverts think she’s hot and like the way she moves, at least enough to stalk the bitch.

All this to say, nice boy’s underwear pyjamas jacked up inside you…for your stalker, your fans and us perverts who don’t give a fuck who you are.

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2020

Sep

Tiny Tit Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are tits too! I’ve never been a “Size Queen” or whatever the male version of girls who are into huge cock, but for tits….despite having a real appreciation for big sloppies…I’ve naturally been more drawn to a small, manageable, tit….for the most part they are hotter, have better nipple and nipple proportion and most importantly, they aren’t nasty ass messes..attached to sloppy fucking bodies because a tight body with natural tits is some rare unicorn that barely exists…while a tight body with tight tits is pretty fucking standard amongst skinny chicks…so to like skinny chicks is to like small tits and to like small tits is just being a pervert dude into tits…

So here’s some tiny tits to celebrate…because all tits are created equally from my pervert perspective…

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2020

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Window Twerk of the Day

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I don’t know if this is the biggest news of the day, but apparently they’ve let Vanessa Hudgens out of captivity and she’s got her driver taking her to “work”…this makes her so excited that she has to grind her pussy in a dry hump that may not stay dry for long…we’ll have to inspect her panties on her IG story later tonight to see….against the window of the car.

Clearly, the over sexualized, leaked nudes at 18, horny sold to the industry to live that celebrity dream, has some kind of sexual dysfunction, celebrities don’t work that much, so besides going to the gym and doing a social media post, she really has a lot of spare time to masturbate, or fuck, or both….I am sure she’s getting off at least 4-5 times a day or more but I guess we’ll never know how insatiable her celebrity puppet appetite is, all these motherfuckers post about uninteresting things when really we just want to know how often she masturbates in a given day to scratch that itch that’s deep in her empty celebrity soul…instead they beg you to vote and shit….boring….even when they are simulating sex and or pillow humping masturbation on their instagram.

I do think Hudgens, even when masked, is at her hottest, it took a break up and a pandemic to make her step up her game while being allowed to get more sexual than she has in the past because girls, mainstream girls, are selling nude pics and a little dry hump fully clothed is hardly as obvious in the tits get hit, smut gets noticed, we are perverts and if you want view be slutty life we live.

I guess the good thing about this video is that you can figure out how she fucks…she’s a Disney Trained dancer / performer, so this is as close to seeing what she looks like riding dick, in what is probably a theatrical experience as these idiots can’t turn it off, but I’d expect better….this is a bit lack luster…and if you’re going to make a spectacle of your pervert exhibitionist self, make it count…instead she’s dressed like some goth dude in oversized clothing…just seems like a wasted effort.

Here she is doing fitness…

Here she is getting ready for Halloween that will be cancelled…taking a bath with Bill Skarsgaard despite his girlfriend…

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2020

Sep

Daphne Blunt Braless of the Day

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Daphne Blunt is more than some sloppy tits, despite her showcasing her sloppy tits, clearly realizing that big ol’ tits are a great marketing tool.

She’s a soon to be graduate from Georgetown University, which is so exciting….but there are a lot of busy girls who are graduating from college that post big cleavage on the internet, it’s almost the whole point or duty of a girl with big tits…so what makes Daphne Blunt more interesting…is it her name…like am I really into girls named Daphne, or Blunt because I used to listen to rap in the 90s?

NO.

Daphne Blunt is more important than other tits because she’s an actor, who started as a kid on Disney, moved to some Uncle Buck TV show you didn’t know exists and she pretends to be a “fashion” influencer on social media…

She hasn’t done any acting in 5 years, but who needs to when you have that instagram channel, allowing you to live the dream, as long as you use them tits for views….assuming you got tits…and Daphne Blunt does.

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