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2020

Sep

Josephine Skriver Nipple Slip of the Day

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I appreciate Josephine Skriver for a few reasons, the main one being that she was built in a lab or test tube by a biologist father who you know jacked up her DNA and selected her key features by altering her DNA, obviously, he was probably funded by Victoria’s Secret.

I am sure there a bunch of genetic glitches, she was an early model, but for the most part, she’s pretty fucking hot.

I’ve heard that she’s married or getting married to the guy she lost her virginity with, meaning only one dirty dick has been up in her, but that’s just rumors. The guy she’s with is rumored to be known as the Victoria’s Secret model dater, it validates his failures as a musician I guess…I don’t even know that guy, but he is a lurker in the lobby of the office I’m sure and now he lives in Nashville with this babe…who may die of some rare cancers thanks to the experiment her dad made….

I’ve also heard she’s the Raiders’ mascot…and into wearing overalls with her tits out on instagram, which is the only way you should wear overalls, which reminds me of a trip I took to vegas 20 years ago where some hick farmer who probably saved for years for this big dream trip…only to walk through the casino shirtless and in overalls before it was a style…when it was just hick farmer shit….it had a different impact on my soul and life than this babe and her hot tits…that prove instagram is a softcore porn site traded publicly. Weird.

TITS BE EVERYWHERE!

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2020

Sep

Olivia Culpo See Through Titty Flash of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some overrated scam of a fake celebrity that was built on instagram. She pretends to be high brow and fashion, but the reality is she’s no different than the typical slut of instagram, she just dresses better and remains brand friendly, but it’s all bullshit….

Her main hustle is fucking NFL players, she’s burned through a bunch of them and despite being hot, she’s pretty fucking boring, plastic, contrived but who isn’t…

Luckily, the attention seeking, before doing the whole fan subscriptions for the millions of dollars these whores are making, is in the form of tits out in a t-shirt, a little dipping her toe in being hot for the dudes who you know she’s trying to appeal to, because she fucks NFL players and being a “Hot ticket item” amongst the bros is part of the strategy, as is getting knocked up, but I am not sure if she’s pregnant yet, I’m not in her close friend circle privy to that, I just see the basic strategy she uses that work as she laughs to the fucking bank…all while the rest of us wonder who the fuck Olivia Culpo is….while brands throw money at her like she’s trending….

I mean, look how much make-up this bitch has on, she’s on some clown level of what the fuck…and as it turns out I don’t understand the internet, media, celebrity, social media…but I do understand tits and clearly so does Culpo….Tits get hits….but why some tits are seen as better than other tits, cuz they fuck athletes or pretend they are high brow, despite being Rhode Island fisherman trash, confuses me.

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2020

Sep

Kaia Gerber Bikinis in Cabo of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is a very overrated 19 year old who has been groomed by her mom for her entire life to have that model life.

I don’t really understand why a model who went through the industry the way Cindy Crawford did and who knows it’s full of drugs and shitty perverted weirdos…while it perpetuates some bullshit ideas and elitism as they promote overpriced made in China trash clothes no one needs….but I guess she just thought it was so awesome that her daughter has to go through with it….maybe Cindy Crawford is just a superficial vapid cunt seeking that validation for the next generation….because the family doesn’t need money, the dad sold his Tequila line he had with Clooney for hundreds of millions…yet instead of encouraging the girl to do huge things, life changing things, saving the world things…she wants her to be an “it girl” like a Kardashian…because everyone in LA is dog shit clout chasing fucks.

She’s in a bikini, I guess not being violated by everyone who is trying to get close to her, since she’s model royalty, and the whole thing is pretty sad from where I’m sitting…..usually parents do the shit eating so their kids don’t have to…except in Hollywood where they do it so their kids can do it too as they are raised in that exclusive club….it’s child abuse from where I’m sitting…even though she’s 19 and has a hot body in a bikini….

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2020

Sep

Madison Beer in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

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Madison Beer is some trending meme of a person who pretends to be a recording artist all thanks to getting a large social media following when she was young for singing cover songs….I don’t know how old she was when she started to use her bigger tits on her smaller frame to market herself, I’ve never bothered looking at her Youtube scam that got her a record deal and I really only found out about her with her consistently working it for the paparazzi, going to all the places the paparazzi go, while being pretty fucking boring…but this whole generation is boring..they lack so much substance and creativity and vision but they like easy results and in order to get those easy results in the easiest of ways they do it with their pussies out in bike shorts….you know put it all out there, without being too obvious about it, because it’s the style thanks to everyone else her age putting it all out there…because why work when you can get easy money exposing yourself…and the effort is basically zero.

I am not complaining, it’s just low hanging fruit at all levels of celebrity and that’s always weird, even for someone calling these whores whores all the time…because guess what…they are…and that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, I love whores, but people see it as a bad thing because people are mindless fuck with no brains of their own…but that’s another story, when today’s story is Madison Beer in bike shorts…showing cunt lip.

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2020

Sep

Bella Thorne Is Ghetto of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still doing “bait and switch”, which I was taught was illegal marketing practices, at least in Canada, where they have consumer protection in place….where you can’t sell someone something and give them something else….

So they basically are hopping on the Fanclub, subscription business model, solely to exploit their loser horny fans, and they aren’t giving them what they say they are, instead they are just clickbaiting them, giving them a pay wall in a “What’s behind door number 1”, which in a lot of ways is so basic but genius, preying on the retards….but is also a scam.

I see a lot of these non sex workers pushing their Fan accounts and every conversation I see on reddit or wherever that comments on the fan club content is PISSED.

So basically, they are over saturating the paid nude market, when free nudes are everywhere, bringing a little too much confidence thinking dudes will pay to see their specific nudes, while not even getting nude. We call that scumbag shit…

What that will do is just sabotage the process, people will all cancel paying for nudes when realizing it’s a waste of fucking money and these puppets are interchangeable….but the smart ones will cash in before it will be too late and it will be too late.

It’s funny to see how money grubbing these “monetizers” are…no respect to their paying fans and no effort to sell them value….but then there’s Bella Thorne who just does it to be relatable to her generation because Disney created her and she gets it…plus she’s selling 10-20 things besides the fake nudes…

I’m all for girls getting paid to be naked, I am sure if you read the archives you’ll see me calling girls dumb for getting naked for free, because Playboy used to pay 50k to girls who made the cut, now they don’t….shooting yourself in the foot…because not everyone is worth 50k per nude shoot, so give it for free, get followers, sell skinny teas and pretend you are important….before turning around and selling nudes that aren’t nudes to piss off that audience.

I get the whole thing, I find it pretty shitty a thing, and here’s trashcan Bella Thorne who sexualizes herself hard, like any victim of childhood abuse…but who for whatever reason has no sex appeal…which I don’t really understand.

Keep on scamming scammer.

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2020

Sep

Christina Milian Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian must be in her 40s by now, I mean she’s a mom of two, a Divorcee, her one hit wonder, which was a video people could jerk off to back in an era where you jerked off to music videos, since porn wasn’t readily available and you didn’t weird niche fetish shit to get off, you know thanks to being desensitized to regular things like hot girls rolling around in mud wearing provocative outfits.

But like all attention seekers, those sexualize yourself for the easy clickbait because pervert fans are easy to impress with your tits, age is just a number and they’ll ride that softcore porn shit until they are too far gone, and even then they’ll still try to figure out ways to master that strategy because it makes them feel good about themselves….or whatever…there’s no cut off anymore, with botox, fitness, etc…70 year olds can post butt shots or titty shots…whether it’s gross or not…

That’s not to say Milian is too far gone….I’ll still stare at the mom in her 40s tits, but it is pretty shameless, low hanging fruit strategy, but if she likes being jerked off to, she likes being jerked off to, who are we to not give her what she wants…..I mean you don’t wear sheer bras for fashion,…it’s to be hot…as hot as she can…and since there’s no editor in chief censoring these women, leaving them to her own devices…they’ll just keep the smut going as it gets the most views and attention. It’s basic math.

Here are her hard nips walking

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2020

Sep

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is currently producing a youtube series with her boyfriend, who is one of the Suite Life with Zach and Cody actors, who is not on Riverdale. Their series is about them buying 100 acres of land and building out cabins on that land because it’s COVID and it’s allowed rich people to realize they don’t need to just live in their expensive mansions and apartments, but also could use a retreat in the wilderness to connect with nature, roll around in bear shit, you know the deal….

In promoting the show, I guess she’s getting topless, because if you live on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere building cabins, why bother wearing clothing…or maybe that’s just a biproduct or symptom of being a Victoria’s Secret model that took the backseat despite being used by the brand to polarize Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber back when she was just 18 and walking her first show…it was a “Victoria’s Secret Model fucks Bieber” and everyone assumed it was her, since Kerr was married to Orlando Bloom, before breaking up with him for a billionaire…while he ended up accidentally ejaculating in Katy Perry…Australians get drunk and do dumb things…don’t believe me? Ask any Australian.

That said, she took a back burner for being “bigger” than average VS models, they replaced her with Skinny dyke Stella Maxwell, this was before the brand got taken out for not being inclusive, because everyone deserves to be a lingerie model, even men, if they want to…and that brands have NO say in that…or some shit.

The unfortunate thing about it was Palvin, despite being bigger was still fucking hot, so they should have just kept riding her, but instead only got back into her when they realized they needed more curves on their roster.

Point being, she’s hot.

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2020

Sep

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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There’s a rumored second wave of COVID going down around here, or at least the fear mongering of a second wave is going down around here, despite not knowing anyone who has tested positive, even the people I know who haven’t tested positive, don’t know anyone who has tested positive, there are a few people who claim they had it bad, but when asked if they did the actual test, every last one of them says “oh I didn’t get tested, but it had to be COVID”…..so with articles like “SECOND WAVE COMING”….or “GET THESE SUPPLIES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE AND THE SECOND WAVE KILLS ALL DISTRIBUTION”….as people panic while young people who do test positive have a cough for 2 days….so HUNKER DOWN, don’t fuck, socialize, eat in restaurants, wash your groceries, don’t go to work…work from home….because it’s a REAL new VIRUS and you’ve seen the movies…

Now I’m not downplaying the whole COVID thing, I don’t leave my house regardless of viruses, but it all seems nutty when you hear how crazy Sweden was for the entirety of the pandemic, until they officially are “no longer in a pandemic”…when they did no mask measures, or anything like that.

I actually don’t read the news, I’m more into tits, but it all seems pretty suspicious clickbait…and that’s not me trying to side with the retard anti-maskers, or whatever, it’s just a lot of “everyone I know is going out living normally and none are getting sick”…situation…and even the numbers, 200k deaths that had COVID, but weren’t caused by COVID in a country of 350 million or more, is pretty shit….plus old and sick people should die if they can’t handle the virus…they are just going to be leeches off our system with their underlying health issues…

What I am trying to say is that nurses are sluts, the sex workers of the healthcare industry, in it to get a doctor husband, despite being treated like heroes, and using that hype to start fan sites, knowing they wouldn’t get fired, because they were in high demand and heroes….even though they were really just doing their damn jobs…that’s what they signed up for…and are paid for…which to me isn’t that heroic at all, but maybe I’m an asshole.

An asshole that’s happy to showcase slutty nurses in their element, in and out of scrubs for masturbation purposes of all. That’s the real hero shit they do….

There’s been a real slowdown in the slutty nurses posting slutty pics in the last month or so, but some are still mooching it and here you go…and I guess what I am trying to say is that nurses are fucking awesome! So misbehaved.

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2020

Sep

Halle Berry Ass of the Day

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I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry or the fact that her black genetics, which have really been a huge part of her existence, where she really embraces or exploited having a black dead, who I remember reading was a deadbeat dad, not involved in her life until after she was famous, but that could have been someone else’s story, I’m not about to google it. I just know Halle Berry was raised in whiteness and in being raised in whiteness was probably faced with a lot of racism, you know only dark skin in the school or neighborhood, but she sure showed the haters, by going to Hollywood and doing her best Black impressions, without being called black face, because….that would be racist….but then again, by today’s standards, wouldn’t casting her as black be racist to the actual black people out there?

I don’t know, race issues bore the fuck out of me and I’m from the school of thought where any actor can play any race, gender, cree, age, it’s all fair game…because it’s acting…but I do know that Thandi Newton cried about playing some Jazz singer where they put her in prosthetics, because she’s half white also, and felt that was appropriation, where as Halle Berry shouts about how much she’s done for black girls everywhere by winning her Oscar so White…

Point being, I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry because she’s in her 50s and this recent butt shot looks like she’s in her 50s, it’s not as lean or tight as we’d like…and sure at the Lawn bowling country club her white ass probably attends, maybe she’s into tennis and sailing….she’s probably the boner generator at the yearly fundraiser….but to me, I see someone who should only take bikini pics in high heels…

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2020

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shake of the Day

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I find Ireland Baldwin pretty fucking boring, but I am sure in the next 6 months to a year she’ll have some online fan account where she sells pics of her tits, as that’s how all the young people are making money these days, not that Ireland Baldwin needs the money, she has 2 very famous fucking parents, has had everything she’s ever wanted her whole life, except maybe the respect and appreciation of her father, who ran off to have a dozen kids with some Yoga instructor with a fake accent, who obviously manipulated the drunk, but it worked out nicely for him to realize his sperm is not a failure and can produce more than just Ireland…I am sure his wife’s recent public miscarriages were more of a connection to him, an object of pride than Ireland Baldwin is….but I guess that’s up for debate….since I don’t know any of these people.

I just know Ireland Baldwin was a clean cut bikini model of instagram, doing the surf, travel, healthy life thing with her boyfriend….who turned into some gutter, prison tattooed, in and out of rehab, headcase nutjob rich kid who is still trying to get seen and celebrated in the most gutter of ways….like titty shake videos…because the world is perverted and low hanging fruit is easy to use to manipulate and exploit the perverts…getting her closer to her objective of who the fuck knows what her objective is…maybe she doesn’t need one because she’s a rich kid who has everything she needs…except her father’s approval or the respect of the public…but who needs any of that when you’re willing to pull the tits out…that’s something I respect….but barely…maybe respect is the wrong word….something I appreciate….but definitely don’t respect…

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