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2020

18

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Here is Johnny Depp’s hot faced daughter and really hot upper body daughter….not that her lower body is that bad, it’s just like she’s two different people, her bottom half big, her top half tiny and hot..and really I’ve never seen her vagina and it could be out of this world…I mean two celebrity parents with their DNA give her a fighting chance in having a good vagina…but we’re not here for the vagina…we’re here for the upper body…it’s thin, the face doll-like and cute, even when she does the feminist thing of armpit hair….because she’s french and they are notorious for hairy armpits because the idea of shaving or not being your natural state is obviously pretty silly on all levels even if it is customary.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate hairy armpit bitches as much as the next guy, but I love bush more than the average dude, and with hairy armpits come thick, pillow in panty-like bush, and that’s just what I fucking live for….a small trade off for being triggered by my childhood foster parent who was some half retard troll woman who literally drove sitting on a phone book and had wooden blocks on her pedals of her car because she was so fucking janky…but she’d wear tank tops and I’d watch the sweat bead off her armpit hair….sometimes when cooking me dinner and it would make me gag…so on childhood trauma level…armpit hair is sick…but from this angle it’s looking alright to me.

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2020

18

Sep

Bar Refaeli Naked of the Day

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Bar Refaeli

Since it is the Jewish New Year, it is only logical to post up pictures of the most famous Jewish Model, at least of my era of models, because I can’t think of other Jewish models who are quite as famous as Bar Refaeli….

She’s Israel’s own party animal, tax evader, who threw her mom under the bus to avoid prison time for her tax evasion that stems from when she felt she was not a resident of Israel, but rather one of the world because she lived on Environmentalist Bullshit Artists Zero Emission private plane they travelled the world to all his 20,000 square foot houses that you know don’t run on electricity, but rather off the humidity in the air, on some future shit, because he couldnb’t be a hypocrite, he’s an actor….that Leo DiCaprio…

Anyway, she’s old, big, a mom…not the way we like our models, but she has had big tits, has been a beacon of hope for her people…that they too can skip their duty in the army to be a Victoria’s Secret model, if the tits are big enough to fit the bras they are selling!

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2020

18

Sep

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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I am not going to bother writing nonsense about the art of showing your body clothed and unclothed as a mechanism to seduce people to subscribe to your bullshit fan account to see more nudes of you….

It’s pretty fucking obvious….picture clothed next to picture naked to see what the clothing is hiding…which in some case is better clothed and some cases better naked….depending on style….or more importantly how fucking nasty the bitch is…

That’s about all there is to this..

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2020

18

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Fake Country Ass of the Day

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I find Taylor Swift’s sex appeal to be less than the sex appeal of a wet rag and not even a warm wet rag shaped into a vagina shape like some Origami master at the all inclusive resort trying to make your hotel room feel 5 star…just fucking wet rag of a human…

I also find her whole angle of being this broken, weak, teenager in love, who is always the victim, pretty fucking pathetic and not empowering, just pandering to losers everywhere who would buy into her nonsense.

Even worse, I hate that she’s packaged herself as country, because she got her start in Nashville, thanks to knowing that country fans are forever…just ask LeAnn Rimes, you can do no wrong with country….

So seeing her at the Opry, an iconic place where some of the most amazing country musicians have played over the last 100 fucking years, whether at this venue or the old Rymans, you know where Johnny Cash jerked off to June Carter before he was even playing the GUITAR….back when he was working the family crop share….

Point being, she’s a pop star, who uses country, because country is lucrative, and it’s all pretty obvious in the fact that she lives in NYC, and uses country as a marketing hook, while country folk don’t turn their back on her, or egg her, like they should that CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR, because they are nice people who accept her into their club….even if she’s dog shit…

I guess the point is that she’s trying to sexualize herself with her pants riding up her ass for the Taylor Swift perverts who think she’s hot…when she’s not, but she has taken a lot of dick, at least based on her lyrics that I try to not listen as they rape us with them on the regular thanks to radio play.

Fuck Taylor Swift.

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2020

18

Sep

Man at the Phone Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Little Caesars Staff Critique Robbers During Robbery

Mad at the Grocery Store

Rescued Sloth…

Rebar Through the Car

Dumb car….

Lawyer Giving Out 500 Dollar Tips

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2020

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When a pussy gets old, it gets rusty, we call it a clanker because it sounds like one when the dried up old bitch with her orange dyed hair uncrosses her legs…

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2020

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand why kids are pissed about schools being cancelled or why they are against doing the whole work from home thing….because looking back on high school, it was the fucking worst. What a waste of fucking time with a bunch of useless assholes…..

It was a waste of fucking time on every fucking level. Clearly it’s just designed to be some daycare to keep the kids locked up for the entire fucking day….teaching them about 10 minutes of information in an entire day….broken up with recess and lunch and gym class and other waste of time things….only to try to get you to do work at home when you’re done being there ALL fucking day….in some cases people had an hour commute on a shitty fucking school bus, where they were either tortured or did the torturing and in both cases it was an hour each way on a fucking school bus…where kids puked and stank and screamed in your ear….and you couldn’t fucking escape it…

All so their parents can work, to get taxed, because the government doesn’t get enough of your money from sales tax, property tax, tax on booze, smokes, weed, lottery….whatever the fuck else they charge fees on…..so they need that income tax too….the system is designed to make everyone fail….

Anyway, High School is designed to be a waste of time, I am sure 10 year olds, if taught proper could learn ALL they need to graduate high school at 10 years old…instead they dragging it out…man, life is fucking short you fucking time wasters..not that this has any impact on me, my step parenting, my dead beat dadd-ing…it just at a certain age, everyone you know is a parent and you have to hear them bitching….triggering those of us who fucking hated high school…

That said, I am going to go out and collect some random used masks imagining a hot pussy attached to the lips that breathed their “doing their part to prevent COVID” breath all up on it, assuming it’s not some old diabetic dude’s mask, which totally ruins the fantasy, because it was probably some old diabetic man’s mask, and now I’ve jerked off all over it…kinda thing…we all need hobbies…

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2020

17

Sep

Rita Ora Blurry Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora who pretends to be a popster, a celebrity, as she’s in the music industry and attends all the events, but who I see as a set of tits, because she’s got big tits, tits that have been her biggest ally and partner, tits that she’s show us time and time again, either topless, or just aggressive cleavage because she knows they are her best feature, her marketing hook, maybe even the reason she’s got a record deal or producers working for her…and sure they aren’t as great as they once were, but they are still a substantial celebrity tit….one could argue the tits are the celebrity and Rita Ora is just their handler…either way…she posted this titty clickbait shit and she edited out her nipple.

That’s the kind of shit that should get a girl stoned, you know the blatant cocktease, all “look at my tits, I’ve got tits, only you can’t see my full tit, even though you’ve seen my tit before since I am more than just tits, my eyes are up here, you aren’t worthy to see my tit again, I’m not just a blatant user of my tit, even though that’s exactly what censoring my nipples is”….you see showing your full tit, or editing down your full tit, is still only getting you talked about for your tit, so you might as well just go for gold and let us see it all. Asshole.

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2020

17

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer may be over….but TANLINES live on forever!

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2020

17

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute for a Possible Throwback Thursday of the Day

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I just saw these pictures posted on instagram a few hours ago and felt they’d be good to post as a reminder that Facebook is porn, that facebook is inconsistent in their policing of nudity, because there’s basically full trim on display, yes, I used the word trim to reference pussy, because why the fuck not.

I have been bitter towards “Big Internet’ which like Trump on Big Media, is basically that this soulless fucks stealing all your data to market to you aggressively, all disguised as some idiotic playground where you can find some level of purpose, following or celebrity, as you make these snakes richer and richer….are porn sites…

The number 1 search result for the first 10 years of google was SEX and PORN, and if you google image “dick in ass” you’ll find lots of pics of dick in ass. Then there is Youtube that is basically every fetish video around…even criminal shit that you know shouldn’t be published, maybe make all stars of all videos 18+…but why would they do that and throw away VIEWS….then there’s instagram that has deleted me, censored me, countless fucking times….for not even posting anything this bad…because they are bullshit….instagram is FILLED with porn, as is reddit, tumblr, basically anything that works on the internet that isn’t some software company or ecommerce platform, but even AMAZON sells pocket pussies, sex dolls and other insane things to cash it….all while pretending to be wholesome and family friendly…with some weird behind closed doors degenerate shit…so they can make those billions…

Now, I’m not against model Edita who is pretty hard faced, but still hot, in her wet clothing in this throwback shoot, it’s not even nearly as vile as some of the things people post on the platform, it’s just a reminder that SOME pussy is ok on IG, while others isn’t… even though as hetero men, I don’t think you can say hetero anymore, all pussy is ok…everywhere…

So here’s that IG pussy. Pervs.

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