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2020

17

Sep

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

The asshole is the orifice that unites us. This generation is all about the asshole, in part because they don’t believe in genders and the asshole makes them all the same, in part because they are all a bunch of queers eating eating ass, fingering ass, no matter what the gender, in part because they were raised on porn and the asshole is seen as the coveted shit filled hole to want to stick their dick in…and thanks to the thong, the asshole can be subtly shown off, like it’s not a thirst trap or attention seeking situation, but more of a “oh my asshole’s sticking out, I’ll post it anyway, because that’s how this thong is made”…

It’s weird times, but good times…

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2020

17

Sep

Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis star who I assume was positioned as the “hot” tennis star, because when you play against tanks like the Williams Sister, the little blonde skinny chick who kills it, looks exceptionally hotter than she would if she was playing a sport filled with babes…

However, tennis in and of itself, despite the thickness and strength needed to be a champion, is a hot fucking sport…it’s all fucking fancy, high end, rich person, with hot outfits, little skirts, panty flashes and grunts and moans like they are taking a big dick in the ass…it’s my favorite sport to watch, so seeing Wozniacki’s bikini attention seeking pic…a “look at my toned body cuz I’m an athlete” in a bikini body isn’t all that hot, but it represents a sport you can close your eyes and jerk off to, or stare at the wet spot and pussy definition when these girls bend over to make the shot….and that’s a win for me.

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2020

17

Sep

Leven Rambin Bodysuit of the Day

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I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this Leven Rambin is in it…She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…but her most important work, what she will be remembered for, is posting up her thong ass on the instagram, becasue it’s just a bathing suit man, not shameless at all, this isn’t her trying to say “LOOK AT MY FAT ASS EVERY DUDE I FUCK LIKES”…..

She’s apparently a Texan, and everything is bigger in Texas, but luckily this isn’t the Walmart checkout line version of a TEXAS ass, it’s more the Hollywood in a thong version of her ass.

Clearly she’s trying to market herself, get attention and I say – keep up the good work….I can really see this doing great on the casting couch when they only book you for your followers and tits and ass get hits…

I don’t hate on the exhibitionists, it’s actually a great time where the true whore shines through with these people…that otherwise would act all high brow and exclusive, you know “hollywood”….when really they are as gutter as everyone else trying to get followers on the internet….and that alone is HILARIOUS…but more importantly, we get to benefit from it, because look at this ass, it’s great.

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2020

17

Sep

Kira Kosarin Got No Panties On of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is a 22 year old who is just trying to figure out how to navigate this complicated world of celebrity and she’s doing it the right way…through slutty content. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SEEN….especially now that everyone is a fucking whore on the internet, it’s hard to get people excited about some shitty bikini pic, there are literally 10,000 shitty bikini pics being uploaded daily…from people far more important, hotter, celebrated than you. I mean even celebs, top paid celebs, are dropping thirst traps on a weekly, or more often than weekly basis and this is their “Self Produced” content…they want that out there…

People only respond to smut, so if you want to get in on the action, you need to get in on that smut, so this is this one’s smut…

I still have no idea who this girl is, but you can google that, my job is reposting not giving origin stories…asshole.

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2020

17

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I know that life may suck, that you are either going broke or smart enough to be monetizing off the pandemic….going mental not leaving your house, not because you fear the virus, you’re not a pussy like that, plus you already feel dead and getting COVID could give you something to talk about….you know the whole walls are caving in on you….even if you wanted to leave the house where would you even go…I mean you could take advantage of the travel deals available to you….fly first class, stay at 5 star hotels, for a fraction of the price…but that requires effort and you’re busy with the life sucking narrative….

But remember, 100s of girls flash their tits on the internet daily, and here’s a snapshot of a few….not the best, not the worst, just a snapshot because tits are great.

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2020

17

Sep

Old Guy Uses Smoothie as Sanitizer and Other Videos of the Day

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On Ice…

A “tightrope walker” thief climbed 10 meters to steal cables in Argentina

Car bursts into flames while being re-filled at petrol station

Scooter Hits Fence

Narrowly Avoids Tree Falls….

Cockpit Vid

Shots in the Air….

Monitor Lizard Gets Saved

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2020

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do Italians scream “pinocchio” every time they get an erection…..or was that just Walt Disney’s move in the back of the theatre during one of his latest cartoons…like he was Peewee Herman during his darker years….

That said, do you remember when sex toys were reserved for lonely fat ladies, bored married ladies, and lesbians? Now kids are gifted their first 12 inch suction dildo on their “18th” birthday as an investment into their future business of being lazy bitches who just do sex things on the internet for money because it is easy. You know, dad used to give his kids half of a car payment or if you were Jeff Bezos, a 300k loan for his business “amazon” to get them off their feet….some parents buy their kids their first home, or downpayment on their first home, but now…it’s about the suction dildo….you know to really get a running start on life….it must be weird for the dads, who you know are around, to see their kids pushing their Only Fans asshole grip video series..but it’s cheaper than sending them to college…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Heidi Klum doing Art…
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Katya Clover is a Proud Nudist!
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Hot Instagram Model….Misses Games…
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Bella Hadid Behind the Scenes Bikini
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Lorraine Bracco Gets a HGTV
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Chicken Strips are for Kids…
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Mike Tyson is a beast in training…
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Biggies Crown Sold for 600k
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The Smallest ANimals on Earth
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World Record Wave Surfed
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Microsoft Flight Simulator Compared to the Real Deal
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Dude Confronts Asshole Roommate
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The Origin Story of “Overly Attached Girlfriend” Meme
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Webcam Whores being Whores
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2020

16

Sep

stepLINKs of the Day

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In having no friends, no social life, no social media, I really don’t keep on top of what is going on in the world….at least I try not to…

I have no idea what the normal people are talking about in their everyday conversation because I haven’t had everyday conversation in years….

I know some people are talking feminism and taking out the patriarchy while planning on how to sell nudes to suckers, others are talking gender while chopping off their penis, some talking other bullshit activism they are appropriating because they don’t have jobs, are bored, and think they are important….but all that sucks….

Then there’s the conspiracies, election year, wild fires, COVID, vaccines, divide and conquer, don’t kill yourself, we’ll do it for you…..which also suck, even if it’s got a bit more LOLZ to it that the other stuff….it all things we don’t need for a simple, quiet, pleasant life…
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Then there’s the things thrown down our throats, being brainwashed into thinking we need to buy, taxes, bills, bad movies and tv being made, Hollywood gone LAME as shit, influencers gone Porn as shit….in a just let us live our damn lives….

The celebs boycotted facebook today, apparently, they don’t even post everyday anyway, but maybe that’s something everyone should do, every day…until the end of time. You don’t need that shit to live your damn life…you just need some self hatred, maybe some booze and some stepLINKS for that….

I’m not quite sure the point I am making…..but I know I’d rather be staring at nudes.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Julianne Hough Does WAP Challenge
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Nancy Drew Actress in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale’s Surprising Big Booty on Vacation
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Instagram Model Claudianne Godbout Misses Attending Games
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Record Breaking Wave
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Bella Thorne Brings the Energy to Pia Mia’s Only Fans Shoot
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini!
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Australian Instagram Model Jem Wolfie Has Some Really Hot Basketball Content
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Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer
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The Reason Cardi B Dumped Offset…if you care
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Selfie
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American Gymnast Erica Fontaine has a Booty!
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Malin Andersson is Wild – as she Hoses Herself Off
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Rita Ora in the Car with her Shirt Open
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Caroline Vreeland on a Yacht in Bathing Suits
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Halsey Has a Separate Twitter Account for Just Talking About Basketball
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Cancer Patient Gets Searched for Marijuana (I think this is old)
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HGTV Star had a Baby
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Where did Solar Cars Go?
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Annalynne McCord Sex on the Beach!
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Jenna Dewan in some Leggigns
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Nancy Drew Actress in a Bikini
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Model Haley Kalil’s Moving Day Photoshoot
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Celebs Were Boycotting FB Today
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Gender Reveal to the Nuts
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Lip Synced Gollum is Weird
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Model Claudia Simova’s Black and White Semi-Nude Shoot.
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The Hadid Sister’s do a Battle of the Bumps
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10,000 Ducks
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Secret Service Agent Analyzes 11 POTUS Scenes
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Flora Mezino is Naked in Art
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Julia Garner’s Wild Ad for Motorola
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Best Shirt on TV
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Monitor Lizard Runs Over Sleeping Woman
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Dude Confronts Roommate About Stealing
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What is in Kylie Jenner’s Bag.
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TikTok Star Sofia Gomez in a Skimpy Bikini
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Cynthia Samuel Panty Upskirt
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Friend’s Reunion Looking to Replace Ellen as Host
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Carole Baskin – Killing It
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Showing Legs….
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Madison Beer – Takes her crop top
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Josephine Skriver on a Video Shoot…
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Jordana Brewster in a Dress…
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Addison Rae – TikTok bitch in Leggings
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Lottie Moss Chubby in Activewear
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Candice Swanepoel – Vogue (UK)
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Nicky Hilton in a Blazer
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Kaley Cuoco in Bike Shorts…
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Jenna Coleman Legs
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Pregnant Emma Roberts
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Christina Milian Legs
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Celebs Be Getting Naked
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From stepSMUT!!

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Park Pussy Play in a Microbikini
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19 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Eating Pussy Like they Haven’t Eaten for Days
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ZOEY DEUTCH NUDE SIDE BOOB FROM “VINCENT-N-ROXXY” ENHANCED
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Big BUMS
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Naked in her Cowboy Hat
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Filming her Friend Fuck
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Knockout TItties
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Big Titty TikTok Girl With Big Dildo
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Naughty Girl Next Door
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Scumbag of the Week
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Girls With Their Tongues Out
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Black Masturbating
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Tie Dye Underwear
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Just Inserting Shit
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Hot Girl in Athletic Socks
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Dildo Bouncing
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Hot Amateur Going At It
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Naked Girls on a Stroll
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2020

16

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I almost forgot to put up Weed Wednesday post of girls smoking weed, maybe I should avoid weed, due to my memory loss….but the memory loss is really from aggressive alcoholism…it’s a neurotoxin you know…while weed is just the magical plant that takes down inflammation, pain, stress levels, helps you sleep, makes food taste better, has barely no side effects, lasts about 20 minutes of good times, and is probably only illegal because the government hasn’t found a ay to tax it, regulate it, and big pharma don’t want you off all that synthetic shit….you know because why smoke a fucking weed that grows basically everywhere that can make the overall wellbeing of everyone so much better…ban that shit…keep people angry….it’s all so dumb…

I’m in Canada where weed is legal though, so I guess it’s less dumb over here….but still dumb because the government still has their hands in it…

Anyway, despite being DrunkenStepfather no one cares about, here’s girls smoking weed, since drunk girls are just sloppy pigs, while high girls, at least in this shoot are naked enough…

Not all these amateur girls are created equally, but I give everyone a shot, as long as they aren’t gutter celebrities…

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2020

16

Sep

Lili Reinhart’s Bathing Suit Pic from the Wrong Angle of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the ugly, fat, casting fail that has worked out well for her, because she’s got 25 million followers on social media, thanks to kids having no taste and liking the worst written show on TV, Riverdale….she plays Betty, but not how I remember betty, more a fat, big faced, Ogre Betty…which makes sense based on how they skewed the Archie and Jughead story to be some weird Twin Peaks tribute that makes zero sense. Yes, I’ve seen some episodes…streaming platforms man, what the fuck else am I to do…

Well, one of her friends, who clearly doesn’t like her very much, posted the absolute worst angle of her in a bathing suit, a very sturdy sucking in her fat bathing suit, to remind us how much of a beast she is…and this is before her COVID 20 pounds…

Apparently, it was her birthday….and not her late 40s birthday, it’s not normal to have a gunt when you’re not a mom of 3 in your late 40s…..

I get the empowered fat chick thing….and she’s not THAT fat….but she can easily post more flattering angles, I mean she’s a big starlet, literally and figuratively, so you’d expect her to be a little more cautious…and strategic…

I don’t know why I’m bothering to write this, you see a young actress on her knees in a fuck her from behind invitation and her belly she’s sucking in and bravely putting out there, doesn’t even register…you sick fucks…

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