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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the main thing that offends me about these fan club sites, or the girls who aren’t porn chicks that have been using this business model since the beginning of time, we’re talking dinosaur caveman era women having the highest bidder give her bones to bone or whatever their currency was….

I am talking the average everyday slut on instagram who built up a following strictly for posting slutty content and now that the brand deals, events, skinny tea campaigns are trying up, or because they overspent not realizing they aren’t famous enough to stay relevant long enough to pay off that 2 million dollar mortgage…not realizing it would dry up because they were just lucky enough to be clickbait in a time when companies were just over eager to get on instagram and didn’t vet whether these people were worthy….the big fucking cash grab…

Anyway these everyday instagram sluts are launching their subscription site because other money has dried up, they have bills to pay, they realize other girls are cashing in using the porn model, and cash is what they are they for….money grubbers….and it offends me because they didn’t have the vision to sell nudes, or sexts, or whatever when the going was good…despite being sluts who would be willing to do this kind of thing…in an “everyone’s got a price”….meaning they weren’t sitting on some concept or idea based on their passion for content production…it’s more a “I have 2 million followers at least 20k are loser fucks who buy into this whole thing and want to help me or buy me gifts from my amazon wish list, and if I charge them 10 dollars a month, I make 200k a month….so let’s mooch off the losers we’ve rooked in”….and I am here to fight for the underdog.

I’ll always side with the underdog and the underdog is the idiot pulling out his credit card for pussy that will NEVER talk to them or give them the time of day, where at least porn stars do…you can fuck a pornstar if you pay enough…they are cool like that….it’s their whole thing…their job…

These influencers, they think they are famous, not sex workers and are USING you….most are letting some agency run their only fans, where you’ll be sexting Filipino virtual assistants hired on Freelancer.com. This is not an way for them to finance big content ideas…this is a cash grab so don’t be an idiot and buy into it.

Unless I launch an only fans for my butthole, in which case, I want ALLLLLLL your money….

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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Single people who can’t get laid, say that the normalization of porn is designed to keep people apart. They don’t want people to actually ever fuck and they feed porn so that you don’t go out there to establish interpersonal relationships, while some think it’s for population control to slow down breeding and others think it’s got to do with not letting people unite, the whole COVID is making us scared of each other….

Married people who don’t want to get laid by their partners who say that the normalization of porn is great, it’s allowed them to flourish, or at least masturbate without ruining their marriage, some have even gone so far to produce their own porn, some cuckold shit to get in on the fun….

Then there’s the girls, who see the normalization of porn as awesome, because they can sell pussy pics to losers who they would have sent to for free if they had swiped on the hook-up app they are on, because porn is a very lazy fucking business for lazy fucking people and this generation is lazy, don’t give a fuck, want to be celebs with followers, and will put themselves out there if it means getting paid…all with no fear of the future consequences because there is no future…

So I’m seeing all these people getting rich off porn these days, while for 15 years I was told I was a porn site by advertisers, and still haven’t got rich off porn, so if anything the normalization of porn is just reminding me that I can fail on all levels…in mainstream, in porn, and in porn when it goes mainstream, or mainstream that goes porn…

We call that winning at losing….and it’s actually not that bad a place to be, I mean what the fuck else would I do with my days…

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2020

Sep

Sydney Sweeney and Halsey Have a Slutty Picnic of the Dayswee

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I saw that that Sydney Sweeney and Halsey got together to do some campaign for Emily Ratajkowski, who I call Ratcow’s clothing line, because all these instagram people stick together…

Since I typically think Ratcow is an overrated pile of shit who isn’t even that hot, but who has great tits, and got lucky with those great tits, but more importantly, since I am blocked from her IG and since I don’t go on IG, I don’t really keep on top of all she does…but I do know she’s smart enough to have created a brand that she gets her famous friends to promote, because you can’t sell an IG account after you’re old and tired and no one wants to pay our 100s of thousands of dollars to promote Fyre Festival or all the other campaigns she’s done that have made her a big titty instagram millionaire….

Since I like smart moves, like creating a brand, even if I am not capable of making smart business moves, I can appreciate her hustle, while still thinking she looks like a rat who somehow got genetically modified with a sex doll….

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney is trending tits from the hottest show on tv – EUPHORIA, Halsey is the fake titty popstar who claims she was homeless before being saved by some EDM DJ that gave her her first song, and together they are tits in bathing suits…and i guess ass in bathing suits…out having a not very social distanced bikini….and it’s pretty hot but mainley because of Sweeney…Halsey’s just the accessory…like the picnic basket but more plastic….

I guess this is “it-girl” on “it-girl” for instagram girl….the musical…by Lin Manual…or some shit.

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2020

Sep

Possible Kate Beckinsale Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

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I have no idea if this is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter or not, I just know that when I found out that Kate Beckinsale had a 16 year old daughter a bunch of years ago, I was shocked, you see because I wasn’t a Kate Beckinsale fan and I never saw Underworld with the nerds, so I wasn’t up to speed on how the properly aging attention seeker because she’s more hyped on aging hot than anyone else is, and some people are really fucking hyped on it….had shat out a baby when she was younger. It was a good case for have your kids young, so that you can bounce back…..and bounce back she did, banging all kinds of young dudes and getting press for it, like it’s an accomplishment, doing what men have done forever…because she’s still fucking hot.

Anyway, with Michael Sheen, not Charlie Sheen she had a daughter, who is in her 20s….and who has been racy in her own right, while at college posting sleazy shit along the way, and in keeping up with her generation here’s a topless selfie…..simple, harmless, not something that would ruin any potential career, not that celeb kids do the whole career thing….and we can assume next step is Only Fans, you know to be current with the generation and how they spend their time and make their spending money.

I don’t know if it’s her, or just some other reddit girl showing her tits, cuz it’s clou, but I don’t think it matters.

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2020

Sep

Madison Beer’s Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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I can’t tell if this is her nipple or not and I really don’t care, because everything is trashy sex work, and there are so many tits being posted online, I can’t be bothered to categorize them by importance…..I know that Madison Beer thinks she’s important thanks to social media, the celebrity and money it brought her, but to us peasants who fucking cares…it’s not like anyone thinks she’s good, talented or warrants all the “success” she’s had…we know it’s a scam….the only reason we bother is the tits, so keep on showing off the tits…along with every girl her age, because tits get hits and all these people want are hits, the easy ride, the lazy fucks just doing anything to not actually learn a skill or work….the future is now or some shit.

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2020

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of the ratio, only because there is scientific evidence that men find a woman with a specific hip to waist ratio more attractive. This is nothing new, I knew this when I was probably in High School in the 80s. It’s just a known fucking thing…

In recent time, people get mad at the people they label misogynists for giving a woman a 1-10 ranking….”She’s a 2″….”No, She’s a dime”….because people are pussies and don’t understand that some people are uglier than others and we are allowed our own damn opinion on that….it’s not the patriarchy it’s your troll face bitch.

Anyway, they also get mad when you mention anything about a ratio, maybe because they are turning everyone trans, so something womanly like hips makes the other women who were born men feel outcast and this is about inclusivity…

I don’t think celebrating the ratio is a misogynistic thing, we all sexualize everything, even inanimate objects, just ask my jar of bacon fat I fuck….

So here’s a bunch of girls who are into showing off their ratio, because you know the girls bitching about this are the ones who don’t hit the mark on the ratio.

Don’t blame me – blame SCIENCE….genetics…you fuck….

As it turns out, not all “Ratio” pics are created equally….most of these girls are fat chicks with a bit of a waist, but at least they are trying….there are some hot ratios in the mix, but you need the uglies to accentuate the hotties…

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2020

Sep

Josie Canseco Side Tit of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s trashy daughter, raised rich and spoiled as shit thanks to her dad being a grown ass man getting paid millions to play a high school game, on a national level….you know that quick and easy money that makes people call these athletes New Money, the kind of money that makes these athletes terrible fucking people….just feeding their ego and allowing them to attract some of the worst women out there trying to get knocked up by them…you know strippers, influencers, hooters waitresses like Josie Canseco’s mom…

Anyway, this trashy girl is dating youtubers, doing the model thing and is pretty fucking hot, so trashy or not, she’s rich and really when it comes to women you want the trashier ones, rich or not, they fuck better….you know spit on your dick fuck better…but that’s probably a dated concept now that suburban women are doing the online whore thing to pay for their designer purses and for clout…but you get what I’m saying..or not, who cares.

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2020

Sep

Itty Bitty Titty Tuesday of the Day

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I may be called a misogynist and this site’s humor seen as disgusting, degrading, the bottom feeder of bottom feeders….at least based on the feedback I’ve got over the last 15 years of doing it…not one person has ever been like “cool site, it’s a ton of fun, I love what you do”…it’s always been “you’re fucked, you’re weird, you’re evil, you’re a hater, are you a closet case”…things like that…I take abuse too you know….

But the reality is I just hate dumb celebrities….and in my everyday life…and even when I reduce celebrities to their tits…I never hate on small titties, because I love small titties and all titties really…even the deformed ones, the misshapen ones, the ones with two different nipples, the ones of different sizes….I’d even love the mastectomy titty scars as I touch or try to touch the “ghost limb” titty…you know amputees and their ghost limbs…

So celebrating small tits on a tuesday is my fucking jam….it’s a movement, empowerment, the ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE….so here’s some AA cups…or girls who think they have small tits even though some of these are large by my standards because big titties haven’t been normalized in my world, I am still about skinny tight bodies not the obesity taking over america tits…

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2020

Sep

Bella Thorne Handbra of the Day

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I’ve written about Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans hustle before. It’s “on brand” for the manipulative Disney Kid to try to be edgy, anti-hollywood mainstream, despite being a Disney Kid, and the whole thing is so fucking contrived, it’s hilarious…..

She claims she’s trying to bridge the gap between porn and mainstream, only because she knows her generation is into porn, addicted to porn, on porn all day so she brings it…to mooch off them, to be relatable to them, but know if the trend wasn’t to be a degenerate sex worker, but to be some wholesome housewife figure, she’d be in the fucking kitchen baking pies, but instead she’s on the internet baiting people into thinking she’s going to be spreading her pie, charging them 20 dollars a month or more for that exclusive access NO ONE needs….but it’s a fucking cash grab.

She’s dabbling in stepping up her whoring, due to criticism she’s getting from the paying customer she’s ripping off, making millions in days for non nude content, a joke really…but a sign of the times…we celebrate and reward idiots…

So she’s doing shitty hand bras….too scared to go full porn because Hollywood isn’t that liberal yet, they’ll probably still walk away from the sex worker of social media despite her huge following and the money they can make off her, for the morality of a nation….but since everyone is a money grubber, case in fucking point with this bitch doing a fan site and LITERALLY SCAMMING her paying fans, when she’s made ALL kinds of stupid money already being this hybrid youtuber, instagrammer, mainstream actor….and will continue to make that money because Hollywood chases the eyeballs an since she’s one of their own they’ll keep investing in her.

I accidentally watched her movie the Babysitter, where they revived her character for the sake of a sequel and her acting is so fucking bad, in what was a terribly written, unfunny movie that actually made me nervous of the smut to come in the future because these kids don’t have good jokes, story telling, or taste…they are all on three or four screens while watching the movie, so the movie doesn’t need to be good, it needs to be simplistic, easy to understand and pretty to watch…while being pure shit…kinda like Bella Thorne…

Don’t get me wrong, I am all for a Disney Kid turning to porn, trying to normalize porn in the mainstream, encouraging all her 18 year old followers to follow her lead and get paid for their nudes, because they need to market their paid platform with free nudes, so we’re all here buried in nudes of random hot chicks….I’ve also only wanted to make movies that have real sex in it, assuming I ever made a movie, but the no real sex in movies is why I never wanted to get into Hollywood…how can an actor getting paid millions simulate sex for the audience instead of actually fuck…it offended me…

I just think Bella Thorne sucks and EVEN when she does the sex thing, she lacks total sex appeal, whether its’ her looking like she smells of farts, or her face, I just can’t see the sex appeal, even with a hot body……confusing really…

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2020

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Thong for Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber’s biggest joke, besides marrying Bieber to those of you who like to laugh at Bieber, while I think that’s her biggest accomplishment, I mean she was a Bieber fan, a groupie, who managed to fuck him when she was underage, maintain a friendship, and move in when his guard was down from a position of trust, so much trust – No prenup…but yeah, dudes are weird and get mad when girls they jack off to get married, I never understood that nerd shit…

But her biggest joke is that she plays this Christian, her and Justin had the same “Pastor” who was likely a scammer mooching off celebrities through spirituality….but her dad, the ex addict narcissist Billy is also a Jesus freak, he’s even in business with the My Pillow guy, where they make Christian content…so you know Jesus runs deep in their house of lies…

That said, she’s this Jesus freak, who fucked Bieber before they were married, who did everything in her power, maybe with the power of prayer, to get as famous as she could be as an influencer, only to realize, it’s easier to be the wife of a rich dude especially when her instagram model jobs were few and far between because she was the third or fourth tier Jenner/Kardashian she was mooching off….even though she’s the hottest of the group.

Anyway, I don’t see how you can be some self proclaimed Jesus freak or Jesus follower, when you’re trying to be a whore on instagram, before being a whore for Bieber when he wasn’t your husband, only to continue being a whore on social media…for the clout, the followers, the campaigns now that she’s married into relevance….it just seems totally anti-Christian to be in the pool showing 80 percent of your ass while trying to get more followers….

Since I’m not a religious guy, or offended by girls using religion to their advantage, I’ll just stare at the ass the way nature intended.