Sophie Mudd is on some river adventure, assuming that is a river and not a babbling brook, creek, or stream…..where she’s managed to let you all in on a little secret, that underneath her oversized sweaters leave some serious fucking tits…not that it is a little secret…I mean the majority of people have no idea who she is, so I guess to them it’d be a secret, but the million or more instagram followers are only there because of what she’s got under her sweater, she just accumulated what you’d call the shittiest audience if you were a digital marketer, which I am not, because you know they are only there for the tits….

I do know that there was a period of time when she was trying to not do the titty content to get attention, but I guess with all these girls making money selling nudes, trying to be high brow was not the right angle, as everyone is officially embracing that they are basically sex workers….selling sex…barely working…that’s why I feel the sex work thing instead of “whore” is a fallacy, it’s not actual work, it requires little effort, the reason they are doing it is because they’d rather sell their pussy than work…so maybe sex work should “paid sex so that I don’t have to work”….we’ll call them “Paid for sex related things so they don’t have to work”…or whores…I mean the word whore has probably been around for centuries, we all know what i means, why try to give these people respectable corporate titles for marketing purposes…like a Janitor is a Janitor is a Janitor…call him a santitation engineer if you want, but actual engineers probably don’t accept them in the brotherhood, like actual workers shouldn’t accept sex workers into the working world….since selling pussy isn’t work.

Point being BIG TITS.

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