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Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Sep

Jasmine Tookes Nude of the Day

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I have absolutely no interest in anything Jasmine Tookes and it’s not a race thing, but people, who I like to think are the actual racists, will try to turn it into a race thing because she happens to have a tan.

I have absolutely no interest in Jasmine Tookes besides maybe that she was a Gymnast before becoming a model when she was far too young because that industry is filled with perverts, but I assume that since she was a Gymnast for a decade of her life, she’s still got the ability to do the splits or various poses that would make her more interesting….but even that is a giant whatever…

She did go onto be a Victoria’s Secret Angel and she was actually USA born and raised, so probably not part of Epstein’s human trafficking network that the owner of Victoria’s Secret funded….but for whatever reason, that hasn’t got in trouble for giving Epstein basically a billion dollars….but that is because nothing makes sense.

The reason I have no interest in Tookes, is because her shit is just boring and when there are 1000s of girls who want it and don’t act like they deserve it….I’d rather focus on them….but barely…I mean I’d rather just be sitting drinking a cocktail on a 500 acre ranch…but since my life is updating this shitty site…I’d rather do it with better shit…

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2020

Sep

Bella Thorne Being Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still pushing the Only Fans thing for a cash grab, a marketing initiative, maybe even an ad deal from Only Fans where the identity crisis created by a whore mother who had no problem selling her daughter off to the industry for fame and fortune, is trying to be relevant and build a “personal brand” outside of the whole Disney Thing, because the core audience is older now, and they are looking to more “real” or “edgy” or “interesting” things….you know since porn is normalized, but not too normalized, you see the contracts with all the TV networks and production companies still have morality clauses that wouldn’t allow for a Bella Thorne to do straight up porn, no matter how much her attention seeking wants to, you know to push the envelope, by barely pushing the envelope, women have been doing porn since the invention of the camera, you aren’t special motherfucker, maybe half retarded and a chronic masturbator to fill the soiled, but empty void in her soul and panties….but nothing fucking special.

Her body’s good, but she just manages to lack any sex appeal from where I’m at…this is like watching your little brother during his transition since all the cool kids at his school are transitioning, testing out his new titties…only they claim she comes equipped with an actual vagina and not one of those post op slabs of deli meat they are selling to the kids….

Point is, I support the half nakedness, I do not support the memeber site, fan site, designed for sexy exclusive content, because she gets paid in 20 other ways and should be giving it out for free, rather than ROBBING people in these tight / lean times…but again, she doesn’t give a fuck about her fans, she just uses them for her ego, for her bank account and to sell the industry on her being relevant, when really she’s just fucking trash they should treat as trash instead of trying to use her to tap into that committed audience because Hollywood is fucking weak and lost their power to the direct to consumer options talent have with social media, online stores, etc…

You see, even if Bella Thorne got kicked out of traditional Hollywood, it’s not like she’s got the acting ability to carry meaningful movies, she can just make her own movies on IG, YOUTUBE, even her only fans….without ever dealing with an asshole exec trying to keep her down by telling her to keep her pants on….

I am all for the end of Hollywood, I am not all for these cross-contaminated, while fully contaminated talents that pay both sides….in ways, I see it being great for her that she can, but pick a fucking side money grubber…

ANYWAY, if you pay Bella Thorne for fake nudes on her porn platform, you’re part of the problem….half naked Bella Thorne is alright…but barely alright…

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2020

Sep

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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On/Off is a great place for girls that turned to sex work during Quarantine because the Quarantine really brought out everyone’s true colours, and with the opportunity to get out there and monetize nudes, something they clearly had a fetish or interest in, because these people are very into themselves and taking pics of themselves, it’s the modern day “loves listing to the sound of her own voice”, which they are also into, but luckily they offset that with the nudes.

Anyway, On/Off is a very popular thing these girls do, the before and after, clothed and unclothed, look at me how I am in public and look at me how I am at home, or on the internet trying to make 20 dollars a month of suckers and the whole thing is fun to stare at because naked girls getting naked…whatever the reason…is awesome to me.

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2020

Sep

Candace Cameron Titty Grab Scandal of the Day

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This is an old story by now, but such a dumb scandal it had to be posted..

Candace Cameron is possibly someone you jerked off to when she was on Full House, maybe you were more into her brother when he was on Growing Pains….both are weirdo Christians, I guess you’d have to find something look to after a childhood acting career, you know after your parents sold you off while being the people you are supposed to trust most…in case you haven’t realized, I am not into child actors as a concept and think it is shitty parenting!

Anyway, they are religious weirdos and are big in the community, you know Celebs for Jesus…when most celebs are heathen fucks…

Well as it turns out, Christian Women can get their fuck on too, not just to procreate by to cum, it’s part of a healthy and happy life….but apparently Candice Cameron’s DJ TANNER ass or titties are in trouble because her pervert jock hockey husband is grabbing at them…and she posted it to IG…something that is softcore for IG, hardcore for Church….

I think it is the dumbest scandal ever, the Titty Grab shoulda been a titty fuck….wholesome girl being cheeky punishment….but this is her reply to the critics….

For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob – my husband of 24 years – thinking it was inappropriate, it makes me laugh because it’s my husband…

…We have so much fun together,

He can touch me any time he wants, and I hope he does. This is what a healthy, good marriage and relationship is all about….

I thought the Christians were supposed to be forgiving…..and more importantly…she serves her man like the GOOD BOOK says in a “He can touch me any time he wants”….invitation fo all you with Candice Cameron Religious Figure sexual fantasies…

Praise Jesus. now get me some of that Stephanie Tanner METH…

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2020

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Selfie Gets Nerd X-Rayed of the Day

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I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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2020

Sep

Australian Showers Naked at the Car Wash and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Tries to Win his Ex Back but She’s got a New man

Cop Rolls SUV

Stealing in Church

Spirit Airlines Seems Pretty High Class….Glad your Activism is Working….

Idiot Road Rage

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I’ll update the site, this is the internal struggle I go through every day when I wake up and deal with my hangover dump…which at this stage of the game makes me wonder if I am dying of some communicable disease….because getting old is terrible…

Then I realize it is September 11th and I have no choice but to update the site for the freedom of AMERICA or some shit…this can’t be the day I tap out, I mean no one will notice, like when Farrah Fawcett died on the same day as Michael Jackson and no one cared….even though she died of anal cancer thanks to HPV a pretty shitty way to go, a way I assume I’ll go….asshole cancer is the evil cancer….

Here’s to Freedom or some shit…

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Ireland Baldwin Attempts the WAP Dance!
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World Series Flasher Julia Rose Celebrated the Start of the NFL Season With Her WAP in a Bubble Bath
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Bella Hadid Makes a Body Scrub in the Shower Look Alright…Cuz Her Face is Cropped Out…
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SSG Machine Catches Fire In Vadodara, India
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Lindsay Lohan sued over book she never wrote
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Red Bull Athlete Matt Poole Goes Public With Smoking Hot Instagram Model Tammy Hembrow
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Talkative Parrot Talks into a Microphone!
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Drunk Driver Crashes Into Multiple Parked Cars, Cops Let Him Go Scot Free!
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How The American Healthcare System Is A Scam!
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Celebrates the Return of the NFL in Her Jets Gear
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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We are making progress as a people, I am glad to say that Karaoke has been banned in parts of Canada, you know because of the virus….If you get caught singing Karoke, I hear they throw you in the back of a Snowmobile and feed you poutine until you turn into a stripper…

That said, we are making progress as a people because I’ve heard two hit shows from the 80s are being redone but with a black cast….thank GOD for that…I mean nothing says inclusion like repurposing old shows and redoing them with black cast instead of just creating a damn show from scratch you fucking slackers…

I understand the spinoff, the sequel, but the recreation of something that exists, no matter the color or gender of the cast, makes me really wonder why Hollywood can’t just create something SIMILAR with a different name, other than they have the marketing and intelectual property, even the theme song and logos in place so it’s actually really cost effective….in the lamest of ways….create new shit you’re rich people…with staff and budgets…lame ass.

Hollywood is dead…Not that I care…that’s not my scene…my scene is drinking more and doing less…where bothering with insignifcant nonsense like rich and famous people in Hollywood, or masks, or COVID or politics gets in the way of sitting and staring….the important things…I’ll save that whining, crying, outrage, for you losers of social media…..

stepLINKS of the Day

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Bella Thorne in a BikinI Top Directing
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WWE Mandy Rose in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Nude Selfie
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Gigi Hadid Busty on a Billboard
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Jessie James Decker Dressed like a Dallas Cheerleader
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Halsey is Hot in a Bikini
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Oliva Munn’s Legs
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Record Number of Young People are Living at Home Now…Obviously…Coddled Slackers
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Lily James in Shape Magazine
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Larsa Pippen is in a Bikini
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Sara Malcolm Shows Off her Tanlines
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Romee Strijd Selfies her Pregnant Bustiness
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Film Fest Nipple Pokies of the Day
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The Most Famous Actor You’ve Never Seen
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Dune Trailer
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Grandpa Destroys PS4
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Madison Beer Launches Cosmetic Line – Looks Hot
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Instagram Model Plays Tennis in a Thong
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Giant Bag of Ecstasy
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Victoria Justice in Cars in Tights
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How Electric Fences Work
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Hot Model Posing with Fruit
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Jasmine Tookes Nude Shoot
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Angelina Jolie Dontes to a Lemonade Stand
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24 Year Old Burger
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How to Unlock the Gym in Tony Hawk Pro Skater
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Gal Gadot for the Covid Test Fetishists.
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Tik Toker Exposes the Athletes She’s Slept With
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Miss Playboy 2019 in a Topless Shoot
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50 Cent Gives Fast Food Workers 30k
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Just a Snake Being Pulled Out of a Throat
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Baseball Bat VS Helmets
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The History of Anti-Vaxxers
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Nude Blonde Model Amongst the Rocks
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Cardi B Inside WAP
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Sports Casters Mention Odell Beckham’s Shit Fetish on TV…
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Maya Hawke in Bra and Panties
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Ellen Sets Traps for her House Staff
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Jon Hamm’s Penis was Part of a Copyright Lawsuit that Huff Post Won – GOOD NEWS for Bloggers…
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Madison Beer Cleavage!
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Vince Vaughn is Playing a Teen Girl in Freaky
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Love him or Hate him, Trump is HILARIOUS
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Selena Gomez in ALlure with the Tits Out
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Ashley Benson in Leggings
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Jordana Brewster in a Summer Dress
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Kaia Gerber hot in Fitness Gear
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Halle Berry in a Magazine
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Kendall henner Tight Bod in Fitness Gear
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Katherine McPhee Pumping Gas Titties
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Bailee Madison Bra Peek
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Pregnant Emma Roberts
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Lottie Moss in a Slutty Dress
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Sienna Miller Lives….
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Liz Olsen Getting Coffee
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Gabrielle Union in Swimsuit in a Magazine
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Wet Cameltoe Real Wet…
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Homeless People Fail at Sneaky Sex
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Today’s Reddit Amateur
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Pulls Out her Tits in Public
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Big Boobs and Sex Toys
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36 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Putting her Tits Out in the Store
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Threesome
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Braless Girls
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Well…That Was Unexpected….
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Naked ALT Girl
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Japan is Hilarious
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2020

Sep

Potentially Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day

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This picture is being circulated around the internet saying it is Bella Thorne’s topless pic, whether it’s for her only fans she scammed her fans on, or not, I don’t know….I just know that it could really be anyone with a solid fit body, redhair and some fake titties…but it’s not about who it is, it is about who you think it is…that’s what matters…plus the nipples are invisible or ghostie enough from my observations but believe whatever you want to.

No matter what, it’s better than the Demi Lovato nude that is circulating the internet…

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2020

Sep

Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid is vastly improved now that masks are mandatory, she’s really one of the people that you’ve seen memes of because she looks better in masks, her face, if you remember it is all jagged edged and terrifying….maybe a few too many procedures….I don’t know but it is manly and the whole idea that the fashion industry embraced it because it was unique looking and not in a good way, or maybe manly, I don’t know but she terrifies me…like some kind of robot sex doll….without the sex appeal…

She does have some titties on her skinny instagram model the fashion industry decided to endorse, because they have quotas I guess….and she clearly likes showing off those titties…because this is not baout her shirt, it’s about her hard nipple in the shirt…obviously, you know how these whores self promote…and they all self promote…even when they are billionaires….born rich….with her bought fame…mooching off the sister bought fame…because if you’re rich enough you can buy anyting…even magazine covers.

So here’s whatever this is.

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