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2020

Sep

Hilary “Grab the Towel” Duff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is doing some shameless content for her pervert fans, because like her pervert fans, she’s a pervert too…

I mean she’s a mom of 2 kids with different dads, which is pretty fucking textbook, and doesn’t even factor in any of the possible pregnancies she’s terminated, not that I know she’s had abortions, but based on statistics, she probably has….

Not to mention, after her very boring divorce from her boring Canadian Hockey Playing Billionaire, who at the time of marrying Hilary Duff, I just assumed he was queer, all those locker room initiations to build team spirit doing gay shit, like other jocks…while Hilary was rocking what looked like a Cross Fit Body, which in the event you’ve never seen a woman with a crossfit body, you’ll know it’s repulsive…

ANYWAY, Hilary Duff, who was definitely sold to the industry, I heard this great story of how she went to some underage pool party at some Nickelodeon executive’s house with a bunch of other underage girls, one of whom was Jamie Lynn Spears who got knocked up by said executive, when she was underage…but again…just rumors that I believe because I know everyone is a fucking pervert, even if they pretend it is family programming.

So here is the 30 year old, mom of two doing some low level thirst trapping, because the last thing a person should want to do when in a towel is take a selfie, so clearly it’s all strategic.

Luckily, Hilary Duff fans are their own kind of weirdo and probably fucking love this shit…so here’s this shit…

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2020

Sep

Annalynn McCord Topless of the Day

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In trying to keep drunkenstepfather relevant, with all odds against us, thanks to social media and all those other platforms that are stealing eyeballs from my slow to the gate lazy fucking ass, who at one time was relevant enough because there was no social media and the big box media sites had 2 week production cycles and didn’t understand that instant gratification and the posting of immediate content on the internet was what people actually wanted, until all the advertisers moved to the internet and those rich fucks decided to rain on my fucking parade…that was a pretty depressing, destitude, homeless, piss scented, shit stained, bootleg parade, I wasn’t getting rich off this shit, but like an influencer of this generation, just doing it for the people was enough reward for my broke ass….but I’m still here…for now….

What I am trying to say is in trying to keep the site relevant, here’s some Annalynn McCord topless trying to stay relevant, you know since no one anywhere gives a fuck about this bitch….or her toplessness…I mean she could release a sex tape and 10 people will buy it, just because they went to high school with her and want to see her asshole clenching a cock….

What I am trying to say is that saying I am using Annalynn McCord to keep the site relevant….was a joke….but since no one understands internet sarcasm anymore, as they are all literal autistic robots…I feel it is important to hold your virtual COVID hand and walk you through it…

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2020

Sep

Jenny Mollen Pantsless of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is pretty irrelevant, not that relevance matters, but for these entertainers it usually does….but I think she may be an inspirational story to sugar babies everywhere…and if there’s one thing Sugar Babies need, it’s inspirational stories of landing a rich dude.

From my understanding of her story, which is not a very good one, because who gives a fuck about Jenny Mollen, she was a very very low level actor who barely existed but who I guess people found funny on social media…mainly twitter….like a Chrissy Teigen or other idiots who have careers thanks to twitter….I am not one of those people, but you would think I would have excelled at twitter, if they didn’t delete my account…

Anyway, people ended up giving her a writing job or two, maybe on Playboy or some other shitty dude websites, which helped legitimize her twitter, unfortunately not this shitty website, because I write it my damn self…and it wouldn’t legitimize shit…

So from twitter and bullshit acting and some low level blogging…she met Jason Biggs, who I guess made a fucking fortune of American Pie, it was a huge movie that I am sure the woke generation would have a meltdown if they saw it today, but at the time it was edgy, disgusting, a classic….I even saw it in the movies and was like “this is a win” and I hate everything…

Anyway, she got in with Biggs, who was basically the guy rich from American Pie since he hasn’t acted since, they made babies, they document their family on social media like a couple of assholes, or like that hot chick who married the retarded guy for the hype of the Youtube channel, I don’t trust her, if you’ve seen her, you won’t trust her either….

Over the last decade or more of them being a hollywood couple that is barely hollywood, but they do hang with Chelsea Handler, Mollen, has consistently done the thirst trap thing, mainly while pregnant, but we’ve seen her naked over the last decade for sure and now she’s pantsless which isn’t all that bad despite her being 40 and a mom of multiple babies because she’s skinny….

I don’t even know if she’s pantsless or in grey leggings, but we’ll go with pantsless and why the fuck are her legs grey…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It is TITTY DROP THURSDAY – because THURSDAY is the day I do at least 3 of these random slutty girls of the internet posting random slutty content of themselves to either feel good about themselves, exhibitionists exist, or to lure in subscribers to their fan sites now that everyone is a sex worker, since posting nudes is easier than actually working, a science that has always been known that people had morals and values that got in the way of taking the easy road…but luckily for us perverts, the generation is lazy as shit and they’ve all accepted getting naked as a viable business model, one that can make them rich as fuck, all for getting naked, I mean if the stars align properly and they don’t lose their fucking minds when they realize that sex work kinda sucks and there’s a trade off or price to pay once the initial excitement of those first checks start to dwindle and you realize you’re a shameless whore..

That said, flashing tits are fun, girls have been doing it forever, just not as consistently or on the internet for people like us to see…

So here’s those titty drops…..yay titties!

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I’ll update the site, I don’t have any other hobbies, interests, not that I am interested in anything I put on this site, but the interest is in the act of talking to my damn self on the internet…like some kind of influencer, but with no followers…these are my beauty tips, and my human guinea pig experience with alcoholism, hey you guys…..no one cares…but maybe they’ll subscribe to my spread ass pics, you know if they are real fans….suckers…

Here are those morning links we’ve all be dreaming of….

Instagram Model Nellie Cronen Put on a Thong for Some Incredible Tennis and Volleyball Content
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Grandpa Destroys PS4
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Hot Topless Model Posing with Fruit
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50 Cent Gives Fast Food Workers 30k
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Cardi B Takes You Inside WAP
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Helmet Test with Watermelons
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The 24 Year Old McDonald’s Hamburger
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Cool Moth
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How Electric Fences Work
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is very little more annoying in this line of “Work” than girls who have remorse for their younger slutty decisions that either didn’t pan out for them financially or whatever….or they found god, sobriety, their dad died and they felt guilt, they have an overbearing boyfriend, you know the too little too late attempt to edit the fucking internet of their smut they were super excited to post at the time they posted it.

Then other girls, who are also annoying, maybe even more annoying because they aren’t really trying to better their lives as they walk from their porn careers, but have instead found out that if they post a lesser nude on insta, a more hardcore nude on a fan site, they can turn what they would normally give away for free into money….and when someone posts that content, because it is circulating the internet because it is the fucking internet, they go nutty.

From Diora Baird the failed actor with monster tit’s “team” telling me they want to slap me with a lawsuit after posting a titty video a fan of hers paid her to produce, like that kind of custom content for a celeb is hilarious and so rock bottom….to all the countless ex-cam girls, ex nude models, ex instagram girls, ex porn chicks, who didn’t think about their FUTURE self when getting naked on the internet, because they were reckless…I even had one girl send a psychiatric evaluation from when she was 18 stating she wasn’t in right state of mind to legally consent to the nudes of her that live all over the internet…I mean their attempts to delete their slutty public internet past is intense…..considering the Internet is a place that doesn’t forget….

So now they are paying lawyers who are really scammers, the modern ambulance chaser doing bottom feeding work, to try to get images removed or paid for, all for a monthly fee…copyright trolls they call them….like patent trolls or really any legal trolling, they know these girls exist, are eager to erase their past by fucking annoying me with “takedown” notices…

It’s like I’m just here sharing your work people, I am a helper, your marketing team, not your enemy, you should be paying me, I am a cog in the machine of this getting naked on the internet scheme you’re trying to scheme….stop wasting my time going into archives removing images…it’s really irritating and gets in the way of my staring at the wall…the whole reason I do this shit is so that I don’t actually have to work and here you are giving me work….you ARE the worst….for regretting their shitty slutty decisions…trying to erase their shitty decisions….you can’t erase the past motherfuckers…no matter how bad it affects your career as a real estate agent when every time a client googles you he sees you fist deep in yourself….

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TikToker Poses Like the Athletes She’s Had Sex With!
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Sydney Sweeney and Halsey Team Up in this Shoot!
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Dua Lipa Hot Spilling Out of her Bikini Selfies
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Jordyn Jones Doing her Best Madison Beer…
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Check Out the Girl Who Plays Higgins on Magnum PI the Remix in a Bikini
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Gets in on the Rumor He Likes to be Pooped On
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James Cameron Lists a Crazy Mansion….He Did Good for Himself.
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Bear in a Convenience Store
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Demi Rose’s Bare Ass!
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Selena Gomez Looking her best in Allure
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Hot Instagram Golfer
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Ellen is Coming back to TV and her First Show is Addressing the Rumors
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Boyfriend Loses Shorts in the Sea…Because Girlfriend Pranked Him Good….
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Lena Meyer-Landrut Nipple Pokies!
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Nina Dobrev in Short Shorts
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Olivia Aarnio is a Hot Topless Top Model.
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Emily Osment Living VanLife
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What 10,000 Horsepower Engines Do…
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Rumer Willis Pokies in a Tight Dress
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Hailey Steinfeld in a Tight Tank Top
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Kristin Cavallari in her Bikini Making Jokes
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The Kardashians on Cancelling their Show that they will No Doubt Make Spinoffs and Social Media Based Variations of since TV is basically dead
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Dad Outsmarts his Daughter with a Prank
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Guitar Build Out of Sea Salt
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Heat Rookie Tyler Herro Celebrated Defeating the Bucks With His Instagram Model Girlfriend Katya Elise Henry – CHECK OUT THAT BOOTY
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Tammy Hembrow Pokies!
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Nude Model Carla Guetta’s Mediterranean Nude Shoot
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Oana Gregory Playing Golf…
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Couple Parasails – Cable Snaps
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Monkey Tells Dude a Secret!
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Paris Hilton Killing it on TikTok
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Paulina Gretzky is Real Hot in a Bikini!
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Laura Loomer Flirting
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TOP 10 SEX TIPS!
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Hot IG Pics of Hailey Grice!
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Jasmine Tookes Naked Body
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Rat Cow is Dressed like She’s Pregnant
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Kate Beckinsale in Very High Heels Shopping
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Maya Hawke Titties!
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Hailey Bieber and Her Hard Nips Getting Lunch
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Hilary Duff in Leggings
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More Hailey Bieber in the same outfit….
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J.Lo and A.Rod – Date Night.
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Kaia Gerber Doing a Boring Ass Photoshoot
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Big Titties Running Errands
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Olivia Wilde in a Swimsuit
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Kelly Brooke in Mom Jeans for her Mom Body
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Shay Mitchell Bike Shorts Momma
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Elsa Hosk Hot in Double Denom in LA
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Katie Holmes Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

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Pink Shorts Getting Wet
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Lea Seydoux – Nipple
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Savanah’s Bare Ass in a Hoody
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Pushing her to the Limits – Porn Sex is Weird
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Girls Eating Out in Public
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Hot Titties!
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dressing Room Masturbation
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Big Titty Cam Girl Lost her Damn Mind
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Hot Blondes
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They Say this is Real Stepdaughter Sex. I don’t Buy it
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Big Naturals Getting Dropped
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21 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day….
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Amateur Porn Girl with Dildo in Ass
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Remember the Prank Call that Got a McDonalds Employee Strip Searched YEARS AGo, I just rewatched CLICK HERE

Naked Girls Flipping the Bird
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Some Ex GF Sex Tape
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The Girl Who Drinks the Loads of 100 of her fans Will Go Down in History
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Naked girls in Natural Light
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Jana Kramer’s Butt Cheeks
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2020

Sep

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some garbage unstable rich as fuck tyrant celebrity trash that the industry seems to love because she’s got a lot of fans from all her work at Disney…when her mom sold her to the industry, which obviously fucked her up in a big fucking way, as she’s been in and out of rehab, getting organ transplants, pretending to be bi-polar, possibly pretending to have LUPUS and at one time CHEMOTHERAPY, all while being a shitty person who isn’t even friends with her organ donor, some big titty low level actress she harvested, and she still is obsessed with Bieber even though Bieber’s remarried and living life with a far hotter girl who causes less headaches and does what she is told because she’s a failed instagram model and not some bitch who leveraged Bieber to get more famous than Disney already made her…

POINT BEING…Selena Gomez sucks, is bloated on an already chipmunk looking face, even with whatever work she’s had tone to try to make herself hotter….whether you’d fuck her or try to K-Fed her or not is irrelevant…a girl you’d obviously stick your dick in because she hasn’t rotted out in your basement storage unit, because you’re just that passionate about getting your fuck on….

Anyway, along with being a pile of trash miserable and horrible person based on everything I’ve heard of her, she does the “Only Fans” approach to content, meaning she’s not on Only Fans, even though it is trendy and other Disney kids are on it, but that as long as she’s getting paid, making money, she’ll come out of the wood work…..but when she’s not, she’s radio silent…we call that a user…a “I have something to promote, let’s map this strategy, cash the fuck in from the idiot fans, then fuck off with a fake rehab stint and some whining about me-time, only to resurface the following year, with the same searching for hit tactics”…

So these titty in a photoshoot pics are really part of her marketing strategy, for monetization, to promote shit, and not because she wants you to like her tits, but because she wants your money and will use her tits, and that’s just some taking advantage of guys who like tits, which I don’t like, I gotta protect you blinded by the tit losers…It is my duty to remind you these bitches feed their ego and their banks, they don’t give a fuck about you….

Here she is in a magazine

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2020

Sep

Sarah Hyland COVID Pool Party of the Day

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Sarah Hyland who you’d think would be avoiding the whole getting together with friends since she’s had two kidney Transplants because one of the Kidneys was rejected, or maybe because the other one gave out too, you know shitty fucking genetics that would explain why she looks like she’s either a little kid or an old lady…some Benjamin Button shit…that I don’t find hot in any way….but it’s not about me, it’s about you fucking perverts.

I will say that it is possible that she’s got a death wish, you know because her show is over and she knows that no one will hire her as an actor ever again, so that she’ll just have to use that Modern Family money to produce her own movies and series to be in, which could happen…if she survives this pool party….

Or maybe, just maybe COVID is bullshit and none of these people are getting COVID because they are rich and live in a bubble….because if this was a real pandemic at least one celebrity would die of the shit, pretty easy to understand all the conspiracy theories when assholes are acting like this all over the motherfucking place as the government is telling you to fuck with a mask on, not see your family because you’ll kill your granny, fear mongering, it gets views and makes them money….but this isn’t about COVID…it is about an immuno compromised girl not giving a fuck about COVID and she worked for DISNEY so she must KNOW the inside scoop…

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2020

Sep

Jessica Biel Nude Leotard of the Day

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Jessica Biel is like cilantro. Either you fucking love her and think she’s the hottest thing in the world, or you fucking hate her. I guess Anne Hathaway is like that too. You know, just one of those celebs that the people who love her confuse the fuck out of the people who are disgusted by her….but then I guess there are a few on the fence types that are indifferent about the whole thing, like Justin Timberlake, who you know is just with this bitch because she is his number one fan, his groupie, who he could do no wrong to set off while she got to continue living her best Timberlake life, where they’ve been married for a long time, they have a couple of kids because that’s how you trap a motherfucker and even when he’s publicly caught cheating on her, she sticks around because she knows the sugar baby deal….

Anyway, people are like “she’s so fit, her ass is so toned”, I mean what else is she to do with her time besides workout in efforts that her husband will love her as much as her groupie ass loves him…

So seeing her in her leotard acting a fool, should turn some of you 7th Heaven nerds to the “she’s fucking lame like all actors” side of the fucking fence Justin Timberlake is standing on, between loving and hating this trash.

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2020

Sep

Charlotte McKinney is Bringing Back the Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is the Florida based titty model, who did shit like Carl’s Jr and some Reality TV that needed eye candy and felt that a social media girl was enough of a star to dance with stars, producers are perverts….you know MISOGYNISTS only there for the tits…

Somewhere along the way, Charlotte decided that she didn’t want to be a titty model and has been trying to pivot her strategy in what I would consider a boring way, in an attempt to target women.

Which I guess means she’s forgot that her core audience is dudes, who think she’s great, because of the tits on a skinny body….and I always think that’s a fail…

It’s challenging for people to get to that million followers on social media, I mean besides paying for it, or getting fake robot followers….and the easy way to do it is titties, but with titties come lame dude audience, but if that’s your audience you built, you should continue to speak to them, instead of act too good for them…THEY ARE YOUR BASE.

It’s not like any of these careers have much longevity, they all end up over and done with, so when you have the attention of people, fucking give them what they want….and Charlotte Hasn’t Been Doing That….she’s been too cool for those pervert losers begging for titties, maybe even grossed out by them….BUT she created that audience, you can’t hate on those you lured in with your tits.

Luckily, for the fans of her big tits, she’s getting back out there in a bikini, it’s not like she’s got anything better to do…

The point of all this is to say if you’re a titty model, you make your career off being a titty model, don’t self destruct and start doing make-up tutorials, unless those make-up tutorials involve titties…because the people who care, won’t care, and the people you want to care, won’t care…so you’ll be left alone in a corner rocking back and forth wondering where it all went wrong….which was somewhere between Stephen Dorf’s penis and forgetting you’re a titty model.

That’s my business tip, I should get hired at the local college to give seminars on this shit.