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2020

21

Aug

Bebe Rexha Sex Appeal of the Day

I guess Bebe Rexha, the 30 year old who decided to become a popstar at 30 because after a career of writing hits behind the scenes like some kind of troll, or the guys who did the vocals for Milli Vanilli, eventually you need to make your move to feed that ego and go for it, and there’s no better time than when the world is into fat chicks, body positivity and not body shaming…you know the things that would give her an eating disorder to fit that formula the industry had for her, when she was dealing with an over-eating disorder while producing the hits since no one had to look at her….a best of both worlds…

As it turns out, she’s not as fat as I thought she was..

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2020

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Side Boob of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens may not be the most important celebrity out there, but she’s recently single, 30 or turning 30 and going through some sort of crisis, trained by the people at Disney, which anyone in the industry, which I am not, but if I was I’d also know this information, which is anyone in the industry likes to hire the Disney Kids because they are work horses, they are media trained and they always have a smile on their faces..brainwashing shit…to push the agenda that it is in fact the happiest place on earth…so for someone with that training, that money, those legit jobs under her belt, being a vapid slutty instagrammer for attention is a fucking joke, a sideline hustle…basically…and thanks to being dumped, tarnishing the ego, and thanks to being bored because of COVID and no festivals for her….she’s bringing the goods…if these are the goods…I think they are…cuz she’s looking as good as she has in a long time…

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2020

21

Aug

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

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Christina Milian is in her bra and panties at 40…like it was the Dip it Low video that got her on the map for those of us who weren’t subscribers to Disney Channel…or whatever kid programming she was first thrown into before they sexualized her for her second level of her career….as they have done with Miley, Bella Thorne, so many of these child stars that are born into the industry, or sold into the industry like little human trafficked people that have parents who like money more than the wellbeing of their kids, end up doing the whole once they turn 18 they get slutty thing…and you know they are puppets trained to take direction and that the chances of it being their own creative direction is slim to none….

However, by 40, we can safely assume this is her own creative direction…

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2020

21

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Since it’s Friday in the Summer, it’s a good moment for a little “Gone Fishin”, fuck work, do things that are more interesting, that give you more substance, because life is short, there’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die, the noise is louder than ever and the internet is the source of that noise, and sometimes you just need to turn it off..

Since I’m not some redneck fuck, despite the people I probably cater to with this site, I don’t actually fish….I mean I would if I was lost in the woods, or during the apocalypse when trying to survive, or maybe when I’m officially broke and need to fend for myself, but sitting on a riverbank or in some ghetto ass boat isn’t really my thing….

So this is my version of FISHING…it involves FISHNETS and the slutty girls into taking selfies of themselves in them.

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2020

21

Aug

Big Titties Catch Her First Fish and Other Videos of the Day

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Wait for It…

BRAWL

Florida

Helmet Road Rage

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2020

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more pathetic the fact that I write a blog…

Or the fact that you read blogs….

Or the fact that I assume people read blogs….

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s all pathetic..

MORNING links at 1 pm cuz it’s friday and I’m drunk…YAY.

Can’t wait to start updating this bullshit…

Barbara Palvin’s Quarantine Hobby
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Two Topless Models in Chains
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Finally Some Good News – Tosh.0 – Cancelled
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The First 7 Hours of the Hennessey Fire
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Pornstars Want Your Contact Info
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WWE Diva Lana Shakes her Boobs
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GoPro in a Car Tire
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Storytime for Some Puppies
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Mitchell Tribusky’s Girlfriend Hillary Gallagher Wished the Bears QB a Happy 26th Birthday
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I suggest you get off the computer….nothing good will come from the internet…they are brainwashing you, dividing you, making you fight with everyone…even the porn is shit…you have no use for internet…just go back to the 80s motherfucker and use your imagination while sniffing your mom’s panties for your jerking off you sick fucks…

Or click these links you lame fucks

Here are some stepLINKS….fuck.

Salma Hayek’s Bikini Espresso
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Jude Law’s Daughter Iris in Lingerie Looking Amazing
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Wanda Icardi Puts Her Curves on Display at the Outdoor Shower
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Cardi B Channels Pam Anderson…
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty in a Bikini
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Russian Swimmer Yulia Efimova Does Her Best Baywatch Run Along the Beach in Malibu
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Hailey Bieber in a Tank Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio Braless in a Tank Top!
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Twitch Streamer’s Naked Selfies
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Nina Dobrev makes a Dick Joke
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Model Gabby Scheyen Wet in the Woods!
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Australian Rules Football Player Gets Suspended After His Girlfriend Breaks His Team’s Bubble
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Jordyn Jones in Bike Shorts
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Wrestler with No Legs kills It
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Truckers Put an End to High Speed Chase
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Jetpack Joyride….
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Skinny Kelly Osbourne
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Selena Gomez Makes Souffle
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Bella Thorne’s a Screenwriter
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Phillies Pitcher Jose Alvarez Finishes Play After Taking a Line Drive to the Dick
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Video Game Themes that Sound Too Familiar
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NixxDee – Everything You Need to Know About this Plus Sized Model
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Blindfolded Rubiks Cube World Record
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Skaters Take On Grocery Store
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Billie Eilish is Anti-Trump and Like We All Need to Listen to a 18 Year Old Viral Rich Kid Musician from the Internet’s Take on Politics and American Values…Weird. She’s probably getting paid for this.
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Kendall Jenner’s Busty Bikini Show
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Sailor Brinkley Wedgie!
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Motorbike Avoids Crash
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Vin Diesel Vs Jeremy Clarkson….
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini in the Ocean
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Model Daphne Groeneveld Nude in Numero
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Popcorn Popping at 100,000 Frames per Second
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Throwback Thursday – Margaret Quarry Nude!
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Hot Bikini Model You’ve Never Heard Of!
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Holly Sonders Hit the Beach in a Bikini and Made a Sand Castle Boobie
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1890s Paris at 60 frames per second
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Thirst Trap Thursday Tantot Sisters!
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Ryan Lochte’s Playboy Playmate Wife Kayla Reid Enjoying Vacation in Her Bikini
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Christina Milian – Boobs in Lingerie Video
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ireland Baldwin in a Crazy Lingerie Top
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Maria Sharapova Sports Bra Workout
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Jennifer Lahmers in a Bikini
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Sofia Richie in Leggings with a Hot Ass Cameltoe
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hot in a Dress
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Ambrosio Hard Nips in a Titty TOp
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Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage in a Dress
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in Bike Shorts
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Jennifer Aniston Looking Like Shit
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Kaley Cuoco Out on a Walk
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Lindsey Vonn in Shorts
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Sofia Richie Playing Tennis
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Nasty Charli XCX getting Gas
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This Girl is on X-Games Mode….
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7 Things You can do in Quarantine
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Skid Row
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Lesbian Teachers – LOL
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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FIT GIRLS
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17 People Havihitty Days
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Great Butthole
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Thick NURSE
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Ugly Hopster – Hot Fucking Body
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Busty AMateur Out for a Run
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Is this Evolution?
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TITS OUT LADIES!
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19 Year Old Porn Chick
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Vintage Monica Bellucci Nudes
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Titties Under the Covers….
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AMazon Deliver Guy Gets Blown
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2020

20

Aug

Rita Ora’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora’s still being BOGGED Down by the Global Pandemic so hard she’s socially distancing in s 25,000 dollar per night Villa in Greece, when not on some rich person’s luxury yacht, because that’s how scenester groupies work when they sign a record deal, do the celeb thing, and milk it fucking hard by going to every event and appearance to troll the world into thinking she’s legit famous….it’s all a marketing scam, but people like being around people with followers or visibility…whether they can make money off them or not…it’s just the rich person circuit and she’s a part of it.

Someone should tell her that bikini pics shouldn’t be taken while sitting ever….and that her old sloppy ass body would be better off standing…so long as there’s a bikini top strong enough to support those fat sagging tits…because they can’t stay perky forever….but she still looks good to me.

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2020

20

Aug

Kaia Gerber Transitions to Lesbianism of the Day

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Edgy. She says Pink is Punk, but it’s also what she likes to dive her face into now that that creepy fuck Cara Delevingne has groomed her, to suck the soul out of her, in her weird young girl sex parties she has, because no one ever takes down predator lesbians, at least not until recently, when Ellen got some trouble, but when Ellen has been creepy for fucking ever….

I guess this is some kind of rebellion that involves making herself look nothing like her mom, which is the one thing she had going for her, probably some sabotage or protest of all the grooming her mom did with her before Cara moved in…because you know Cindy Crawford is a stage parent…

She’s going to inherit a real shit ton of money thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford and her dad being a George Clooney groupie who created a billion dollar Tequila brand that they sold off…so anything she does is basically just ways to occupy her time…rather than actually do anything of substance…unless you think getting cold sores is of substance…I mean it is from substances..

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2020

20

Aug

January Jones – Fuck Me Boots Want You to Vote of the Day

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Celebrities are such fucking puppets…and this is January Jones attempting to do some mind control because she assumes she’s got some level of clout or power because she’s convinced perverts into letting her on the TV shows…it’s not all that exciting…

But she wants you to vote, because celebrities are part of the mind control, brainwashing organizations, they sit on the front lines and in efforts to get you to vote, she’s posted what looks like a 40 year old mom ass in some old lady panties in some VOTE Fuck me Boots that are probably not designed to push voter registration amongst the pervert following, but are probably from some anal sex party she had when pregnant with Jason Sudeikis baby.

What I am trying to say is that January Jones has found social media in the pandemic and posts smut because that’s the kind of girl she is…which is why she’s a celebrity.

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