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2020

20

Aug

Olivia Holt is Looks Like Everyone Else of the Day

This is some textbook cookie cutter shit…templated to be a star…not that I know who Olivia Holt is, but she looks every other girl …From Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha, Kelsea Ballerini, Debby Ryan, Joey King, Selena Gomez, even Bella Thorne….

I do have facial recognition blindness, so I wouldn’t take my word for it, even though my friend Steve thinks my facial recognition blindness is bullshit and just something I say when writing the site, but it is actually true, everyone, even people I know….look the fucking same to me…humans…all fucking drones from space who don’t realize they are insects in the grand scheme of the universe…

What I will say is that I do notice some basic features on faces and that all of these trending sluts have the same features…like some casting director at Disney, I googled her, she is from Disney… had very specific tastes or like all these girls get the same face injections, wear the same make-up style, and luckily for you the muppet look is pretty similar to a living and breathing sex doll look and since you’ve only had sex with a sex doll, this must feel like home…homo.

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2020

20

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Get out in the sun you white ass bitches….but then again I have seen black women with tanlines because Tanlines are inclusive….unlike COVID which has no eyes but is still racist or some other aspirational catch phrase for all you fags to jack off to…

I know that there are Tanline fetishists and I guess I am a fan of the tanline too in a show us where your clothes were when you were out in the sun by getting naked…and naked is always better than clothed…

Plus, tanlines, like FACETUNE and other strategic measures women put in place, can totally change their bodies by framing them out, making them look cut, or like they have more of a booty than they do, in some subliminal messaging, optical illusion, we don’t fucking care, so long as they are naked…and what it comes down to is that it reminds me of FLORIDA and it is hot..

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2020

20

Aug

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Danish Make a Wish Foundation survivor who’s wish was to get onto Sports Illustrated Swim before dying from her lack of a chromosome, at least that’s what her forehead is telling me, is still doing the bikini model thing, since it is easy and basically the only thing she’s ever done and unlike Genevieve Morton, who has only done Sports Illustrated Swim also, Agdal did it right….if fucking Leo DiCaprio is making to most of being in Sports Illustrated….before landing with Christie Brinkley’s pervert son into Sports Illustrated models because his mom is one and rich people all like to fuck their moms or at least girls who have the same lack of work ethic by being given handouts for being half naked in magazines their entire working life….

Point being, she’s fit, she’s still trying as she pretends to be 28 years old…but she still looks Down with Syndrome to me so I’ve named her bikini thonged ass – CORKY.

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2020

20

Aug

Alison Brie Underboob of the Day

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Alison Brie Schermerhorn Franco (because she’s married to Dave Franco) and Brie is a cheese not a last name, where as Schermerhorn is also a name that you’d probably want off the Marquee if your goal was to be an actor, not because of it’s ethnic implications, we support all heritage so long as there are tits….but because Schermerhorn is far too many letters but more importantly not sexy at all….unless you’re into that sort of thing…

I know that Alison Brie is a favorite amongst the nerds and I am not even sure why. I’ve scanned her IMDB and I assume she won most people over on COMMUNITY, but I never saw the saw. She was also in Mad Men, but I never saw that either. For someone who watches TV all fucking night and day, I haven’t seen any of the hits….

Then she’s in GLOW about girl wrestling, which means dudes have jacked off to her there and probably everywhere because that’s the legacy celebs have…countless weirdos jerking off to them….and here’s some fuel to that fire with under tit of the 37 year old….

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2020

20

Aug

Sofia Richie Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

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Do you technically need to call a cameltoe a KamalaToe now that Kamala Harris is up for Vice Presidency…or should we just stick to PUSSY DEFINITION…something that pre-COVID you’d see every time you left the house, but that you’d probably see every time you leave the house now, because of the popularity of ATHLEISURE-WEAR, now more than ever since everyone works from home and the fact that girls are still leaving the house, living life normally, the pandemic may be a bit of an inflated lie, because no one I know has it and no one outside seems to be getting it…..but more importantly…girls clearly want people seeing their fucking pussy through their pants and that’s always exciting…

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s daughter who instead of going to school to become a doctor or scientist or anything of value, because when you’re going to inherit a billion dollars from a lucrative singing career, you don’t need those formalities to think you’re worthy or a contributor to society…you just need to call Kris Jenner, ask her to manage you, place you on the show, build your social so the dream of being famous for nothing that all these LA brats have gets filled….like their pussies…by leggings…or rich cock…or inanimate objects in efforts to fill the void of their depressing, but rich, lives…

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2020

20

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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When you’ve got titties…you gotta make them drop…I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with them than show them off…especially when everything else about you is nasty….that’s not to say all titty drops aren’t created equally, because they are…they all come from the good place at the center of a woman’s soul that makes her want to show her tits…it’s just to say…some of these titty drops are great tits on some nasty….and some are some nasty tits on some nasty…but as a feminist I am here to celebrate all women doing titty drops on the internet as a protest against the misogyny as they try to get dudes to sign up to their membership sites…

Empowerment, de-sexualize the tit, all those good things that bring us SO much fucking tit…because tit is a currency, it’s like bitcoin only easier to understand…and celebriating the tit for all it’s functional non sexual purposes is always a great and empowering time.

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2020

20

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Lingerie of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is way too Anna Kendrick for my liking and that’s including her big tits that got way too much hype in True Detective because you are all thirty fucks who go nutty for titty or actresses with big titty that are willing to show their titty…and I get that, I respect that, and I often times reduce a woman’s worth to her tits alone…and figure who needs skills, or talent or an acting ability, even though acting seems to be the biggest joke of a job that requires absolutely NO talent and I don’t know who the sucker or idiot was who fell for some pretentious actor telling him that being a “thespian is of the utmost level of sophistication” or whatever it was that got these idiots so well paid…they are trolling you fucks.

Anyway, she’s not even a good actor, but is a working actress…and like Anna Kendrick she’s got tits, but still looks like she’s sucking on pennies, and here she is in a corest promoting herself, when really she should have just been in porn…so looking at her should just frustrate you knowing she thinks she’s mainstream…at that the mainstream thinks she’s mainstream…when really she should be eating asshole for 1000 dollars a day…in Rim Jobs by Failed Actors 14…..but instead will just marry some rich fuck in the industry who buys into her bullshit legitimacy…what a waste of a good porn chick…

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2020

20

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Girl on Girl of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like when I post pictures of her, but I figure she’s trying to be a public figure, I guess was technically born a public figure, and any press is good press, not that this is press…it’s more obscure fetishizing while shit talking girls who post slutty content on the internet, but you get what I mean….

Her mom is from Drew Carey show, her Dad some big producer and she is some fake singer or musician thanks to her parents paying into her hobby because she’s their baby and they want to give her the BEST fucking life because as actors and producers they realize just how hard they’ve scammed or won at life….once you’re at the right table, you’re good…

But when your goal is to be a “Hot Rich Chick” known for being a “Hot Rich Chick”….your parents just have to provide the Malibu house as the backdrop and the other slutty rich kid friends she’s made along the way to produce softcore lesbian fantasy erotica like two college girls who didn’t go to college making out with each other for the boys at the bar…

So here is Charlotte Lawrence rubbing up on Kenya Jamieson…whoever the fuck that is..

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2020

20

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out here in a bikini because she’s always been an exhibitionist slut, and there’s nothing wrong with being an exhibitionist slut, her parents trained her to be a center of attention seeking performer and they used that training to sell her to Disney so that she can live out the family, or the Filipino mom who probably doesn’t quite understand the whole hollywood thing, but knows she lives in the big house and not because she’s getting paid 400 dollars a week to raise bratty rich kids, which I guess is all you need to know…

So from being the Disney Kid who wasn’t fired for her leaked nudes in the thick of the whole High School Musical thing, because she was a victim of sexual shaming or whatever the fucking spin is, I can’t keep up with all these whiners…bitch took nudes, and nudes are forever, and dudes ALWAYS show each other nudes they get, it’s the playing cards or trading cards of adulthood in the internet era…”I scored a rookie butthole shot after weeks of begging, angling, and manipulting”…..”lucky, but check out these tits, they are epic”….only to argue that getting a tit pic in an era of all girls naked is hardly a fucking issue….and BUTTHOLES are the cream of the slutty content crop…

THAT SAID…she’s on social media, making actual influencers irrelevant with her fame, and she knows half naked / bikini / fitness slutty is how you do it and it must be a joke for them to see how fucking basic becoming an influencer is after years of sucking dick in an industry…this must be like a monetizable vacation!

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2020

20

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Empowered women will no longer be shamed for the color of their assholes…they will be fearless leaders…and followers…so brave to show off the color of their assholes for all to see…while not feeling like an exhibitionist activist looking to end asshole color shaming…because they are wearing underwear the way it was designed to fit and be worn…the asshole behind the thong is just a consequence of the thong….

Some of these aren’t even thongs, but they are marketing it like they are, trying to fool us, we know that ain’t a thong bitch…sneaking in with non-thongs…but we can still see your asshole…which is what we are here for, the whole thong thing is just a formality and way to bait people in by thinking it’s just a THONG pic…get it?