2020
19
Aug
Here’s Mischa Barton doing her best impression of a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up onto shore like a message in a bottle, a duffle bag full of cocaine and money from a drug smuggle gone wrong, a random foot, or a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up on shore…
Posted in:Mischa Barton
2020
19
Aug
I was always more of a drinker than into weed, because alcohol has led to countless misadventures that were for the most part dumb as fuck and that I don’t remember, but at the time felt fun, until waking up hungover and forgetting everything I did, not knowing where my wallet or phone was, confused by the ditch I was in, my shirt ripped off, my dick exposed, you know drunk shit…
But weed is a medicine that I can assure you every last American needs to get into, to calm, to relax, to amplify the taste of your over processed fast foods, to eliminate pain and all that other good stuff has to offer…
So now more than ever, weed should be your target, your goal and like these naked girls of reddit with their weed, something you cherish…until realizing girls who post up weed nudes aren’t all that hot…they look like they may smoke a bit too much weed and live next to a convenience store with endless supplies of cake for those munchies…but they are empowered weed smokers and for that…you should appreciate them…I mean that and the fact they are nude.
Posted in:Weed
2020
19
Aug
Alexis Ren is a clickbait manufacturer, who uses her fake tits and tight enough “dancer” body to manipulate the world, not that the world actually gives a fuck about her, I don’t think she has any real influence, at least not anymore, maybe not ever, because the only thing I know that she’s influenced is other girls to be like “if that bitch can do this travel influencer with a cliche surf boyfriend, so can I”…I mean you don’t even need to be all that rich to fake that slutty beach photoshoot, you can get to the Dominican Republic for a week for 700 dollars including air and hotel and food…even crackheads can afford that…not that anyone is traveling now, but if they are eager enough to be fake travel influencers by posting bikini pics, now is the time to maximize those affordable COVID trips…
Point being, Alexis Ren, who has been on TV since her stint as a softcore porn model grinding half naked on her boyfriend for instagram that went viral enough for the media to cover it consistently….but who has not done much else is still whoring…this time in sweatpants so low you can almost see her clit..because I guess that’s how you make sweat pants sexy…far better than the dried up semen and feces stain I rock….but I’m not a girl who needs to keep clickbaiting, I’m a degenerate basically homeless person who smells like a sweaty asshole…that I’d get girls like Alexis Ren to lick if I had enough clout in the industry to make her worth her while…but I don’t…so I’ll just stare at what should be a bush but what isn’t a bush because not every trashy whore realizes BUSH is in…
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Posted in:Alexis Ren
2020
19
Aug
I remember when THONG bikinis were not the norm and when a girl came along in a g-string bikini at the public pool, or in that scene in Cocktail, one of my most favorite movies of all time, you’d think…”shit, that’s a small fucking bikini”….
It’s not that the thong or g-string bikini is anything new, in the late 90s I remember all those micro bikini companies existing and showcasing girls in their micro bikinis that I’d jerk off to….because you’d see labia…but it took 20 years for the microbikini to trickle down into the mainstream…where every girl of every age is fighting the TANLINE THURSDAY in a variation of a thong..
I am sure Katrina Bowden remembers those times also, because she’s old as shit….but since we did some American Pie Coverage with MENA SUVARI BIKINI, I figure let the fourth tier American Pie franchise star Katrina Bowden, who is only known for American Reunion, at least to me…even though she’s gone onto other things…that I haven’t noticed…besides an ass in a bikini bottom like this.
Posted in:Katrina Bowden
2020
19
Aug
Mena Suvari is of the old guard of celebrities who took their online criticism to heart and realized that they needed to work on those things, at least I assume she did, because she’s wearing a hat, and making fun of her forehead was pretty much the general consensus in the industry when she was the alien in a bunch of movies, you know learning about the human condition and what humans are into at the top level, because hollywood movies are the top level…you know the inspiration behind the show Third Rock from the Sun and Mork and Mindy.
Anyway, she listened to the fans and all these years of no one remembering who she is later, she’s got her fucking hat on…unless it is just to protect her from the sun because with a surface area on her head like that, she’s like a solar panel and bitch could get serious heat stroke.
What I am trying to say is that at 41, she still looks fit, only now with small tits…I guess for some women, getting older means getting titties…and for someone known for her ass, she had a good ass in the earlier years, she’s not showing any ass, but at 41, maybe focusing on the new titties and actual ability to CLEAVAGE is more living the dream than showing an ass you know isn’t anywhere near what it was…what do I care…I don’t jerk off to celebrities, I just look at their tits and basically think they are the fucking worst.
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Posted in:Mena Suvari
2020
19
Aug
And so it begins….
There’s a magical moment in every whore on the internet’s life where she realizes that she can make a lot of money off nerds, so they spin their content to COSPLAY and nerd shit, but with tits, and spin out a membership site for the nerds to think she’s actually into nerd shit, and speaks her language because she baited them in with the tits in the first place, spun those tits into nerd shit, and now she can maximize her efforts because as you know, assuming you are a nerd, nerds are fucking pathetic losers who have disposable income from not having anyone or anything to spend said money on, so buying into the cartoon looking bitch fantasy makes sense to them…
I personally find it all pretty fucking creepy, jerking off to Sailor Moon or any Anime should get you put on some sort of list somewhere…and let’s hope it fucking does.
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Posted in:Sophie Mudd
2020
19
Aug
Vanessa Hudgens is bringing you either crossfit rope climb erotica, because there’s nothing hotter than a woman built like a man who can escape falling into a well with her upper body strength….or some elementary school gym class games that anyone into Jimmy Fallon would be excited by because clearly their best memories were elementary school when it was all so simple and they like reliving that with some annoying elf on TV….pervert fucks…
What I like about this, is an ass in leggings rubbing it’s pussy up on a rope as she shows off her 30 or near 30 year old revival as a tight bodied half Filipino robot owned by Disney that you can jerk off to if you want….because why else would she be posting these blatant ass shots, instead of just climbing the damn rope without a camera crew like a normal person, or filming it from a different angle…clearly…she’s into her ass and I guess you could be too because she is looking better than ever but most importantly, still a slut.
here she is in some lingerie looking top:
TO SEE HER GOING TO THE GYM IN LEGGINGS LOOKING MUSCULAR – CLICK HERE
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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2020
19
Aug
Unfortunately, it’s Wednesday….and with every Wednesday comes my week in wetspot pictures I come across because I’ve decided to try the weekly feature, something you can count on, something you can rely on, something that happens every wednesday, because I know people like routine, I update a site no one reads everyday for no reason, of course I understand people like a routine…but the problem with my weekly feature is that it’s gross as fuck…wet panties out of context…gross as fuck….because I don’t actually want to win in my manipulation of the minds of the readers, I want the readers to discount me and never return…you are not welcome here…and here’s a Wet Spot post to convince you that you don’t want to be here…so that the rest of us can filter out the cunts we don’t want around here…you know how it is.
Posted in:Wet Spot
2020
19
Aug
2020
19
Aug
What is everyone mad about today…I don’t actually care…but I did think I’ve turned this site into me whining about everything like a little bitch the last 14 or 15 years and I should instead try to make it lighthearted and fun since none of this shit matters and we’re all a bunch of angry fucks getting enough angry content on the social media feeds…not to mention I’m not even an angry person, I’ve always been more of a never care kind of person…because I don’t actually care….so I was thinking….how can I make things light hearted….you know some escapism from the hell that is social media…and the only thing I’ve been able to come up with is choreographed dance…so I guess I’ll be launching my choreographed interpretive dance channel on youtube over the next few days…so be sure to look out for that….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Instagram Model Who Hooked Up With the Suns is Banking Some Serious Money on OnlyFans
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Bikini Pics of Dragon Slayer – Charlotte Kirk
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Celebs in Pictures…
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Lili Reinhart Talks heartbreak…with some Slutty Big Girl Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid Topless with her Robot Face – Terrifying
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Dude interrupts Street Performer – Gets It
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FOX Sports 1 Host Joy Taylor Brings the Sunshine to the Beach
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Pranking People…
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San Francisco Lightning Storm
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Guy Builds a Tank out of Lego Blocks
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Slim is the New Fat
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Saquon Barkley’s Girlfriend Anna Congdon Goes Natural in Her Sports Bra
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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