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2024

28

Mar

Kaley Cuoco’s Visible Jack Tripper on the Toilet of the Day

I assume that this Kaley Cuoco on the toilet pulling the panties up is some old content that’s being repurposed because we are an environmentally bunch of fucking perverts who like to reuse and recycle old nudes, or leaked nudes, or accidental nudes….

Being nostalgic with the pussy we like or that we jerk off to is fine because 99 percent of the time the old nudes are better than the new nudes because the old nudes were from a time when the pussy was less old and weathered.

I call Kaley Cuoco’s pussy her Jack Tripper only because she was involved in his death on set, before her career sky rocketed and she made 100s of millions of dollars….almost like he was a human sacrifice for her personal gain, so we’ll use her FRONT HOLE as a tribute to a JOHN RITTER now a JOHN ROTTER or JOHN ROTTON lost and gone forever.

I don’t dislike Kaley Cuoco, in her being rich as fuck she saves animals, so that makes her a hero with fake tits to nurse us all.

Therefore, I don’t mind looking at that little animal in her panties that we like to think needs rescuing by us, but no one needs rescuing from us, we are losers who look at GIFs of celeb cooter instead of being productive contributors to society.

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2024

28

Mar

Sofia Gomez Brings the Tits of the Day

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Sofia Gomez is not Selena Gomez but they could be related because they are all related, aren’t they? Both have the same last name and that usually means that somewhere down the line their ancestors were created by the same sperm…..

It could explain why this Sofia Gomez chick has such big tits, since Selena Gomez has such big tits, but those are probably aftermarket or some side effect from the hormones she’s on so that she doesn’t die of her lupus…while this girl’s tits are just ridiculous.

She’s apparently a gay flag carrying voice actress and content creator who does content around her titties since she doesn’t really have much choice.

I guess her claim to fame is being TEE ZENG in KUNG FU SOCK…whatever the fuck that is, probably something that will make nerds COOOM harder to her giant tits.

She does a ton of COSPLAY shit, so I’m sure the foundation of her titty empire stems from nerd COOM….nerd COOM is the GROUT that keeps the tiles on the bathroom wall, the mortar that keeps the BRICKS and stones in place so big tits keeps on earning…

It all seems pretty exploitative, not to her tits, but to the weak nerds who have no control over their COOM because this chick has figured out how easy it is to game the motherfuckers…it’s almost unfair and abusive…

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2024

28

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops….Oh how I’ve missed you.

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2024

28

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Pussy to the Ceiling of the Day

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This is apparently a picture of Jenna Ortega that was posted to social media in the last 10 days. I’m pretty fucking current when it comes to pop culture, you see when the blogs that covered celebs first happened, we were faster to the content than the old school media companies who previously controlled everything, so we mattered…

Now, we are all old burn outs who never quite made it because if they did they’d be sitting in a villa somewhere after having sold our empire…

In being an old burn out, getting to some pop culture content even 10 days late is pretty fucking current.

In this picture, someone tagged as Jenna Oretega is doing some moves that probably helped her get as big as she got with Tim Burton’s Wednesday and soon his sequel to BJ that I am sure you’ve all seen the trailer for.

She’s doing some acrobatic, gymnastic, trained professional from a young age because her stage parents cared, or maybe the people who created her in the cloning lab cared to give her these kinds of connective tissue issues that give her extreme flexibility for when they need her for ritualistic sex practices to appease their demonic overlords…

Maybe she just likes yoga….

Either way, her pussy is in some kind of bridge, trying to raise the roof before your ejaculation hits your screen so hard it knocks her down like she’s the bridge in Baltimore…

Raise the roof…with your clit…

Posted in:Jenna Ortega

2024

28

Mar

Sophie Hall is the Instagram Of The Day

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Sophie Hall is probably a hall you’d like to throw your hot dog down…

If you know what I mean….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

28

Mar

Denise Richards Brings the Granny Ass of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I spent a lot of time in some pretty ghetto strip clubs in my time.

If they were in Vegas, and they weren’t, they’d be a few hours off the strip in some random homeless shelter or squatter’s basement.

I am talking bottom of the barrel, end of the fucking world, garbage places that the nastiest of girls would suck your dick for 20 bucks or less.

The dudes in there were either old or homeless trying to stay warm on cold winter nights, because it was where the cheap beer was. There wasn’t even organized crime or gangsters in the place because it was so fucking forgotten and the women who worked there looked to be about as neglected as the place, which had the stinging mold smell, mismatched chairs that made no sense, carpeting that I am sure housed all kinds of disease…it was just all around sad…

The lap dance booths were on old mattresses that they likely found in back alleys, which I always felt pretty fucking weird about, but you know, if you’re in a place like that, you gotta commit to the really sad dream.

Anyway, Denise Richards’ ass reminds me of those sad, gross, dumpy, old, forgotten women…

The weird thing is that Denise Richards is doing this by choice, like she’s chose to be an internet whore in her old age, maybe it’s dementia, maybe it’s part of some sort of dominatrix fetish, or maybe she’s just as desperate as those crackwhores were for crack…..

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2024

28

Mar

Cosmic Kitti Brings her Nipples to Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Cosmic Kitti, which I doubt is her actual birth name, but she’s one of those average looking girls who you’d probably think you could pull if you were at a bar with her drinking one night, or if you swiped on the apps in an era before the average chicks confused themselves for super models.

It just goes to show you that where there is a will there is a way. The girl you’d expect to see working at Subway is now an international traveller and content creator and all it took was a smartphone and an internet connection.

The world is her fucking oyster because she’s got tits and doesn’t need to accept the bottom of the barrel that average chicks typically expect.

She can do big things like post sheer bathing suits and asshole videos for Zuckerberg’s platform….the original OF….

You can check her out HERE

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel pretty good about myself, I objectified at least 3-4 women today, because that’s what I am supposed to do.

Toxic Masculinity is only Toxic if you let it be…

I checked out at least one girl’s fat tit in a tight shirt as she walked towards me. She was dressed all business professional coming off work, in an outfit that I am sure makes her coworkers cum at work.

Then there was another girl who I objectified by staring at her round fat ass in a pair of leggings, it wasn’t a not a wide fat ass, just a round fat ass that you’d expect to find on a latina……

There was another one I objectified in a crop top showing her abs….

Then there was a very tall girl who had an ass in leggings that basically was at eye-level, she was monstrous tall, hormones in the food tall…an ass of a some Sci-Fi fantasy being you nerds would have loved….making me envious of all you midgets out there who are ass-eye level EVERY day..

I even objectified a woman with an off the shoulder shirt…because you don’t need spread asshole pics on the internet to be objectified…just showing shoulder skin is enough to be objectified….

There were others, so many others because it is my duty to objectify all women, it’s nostalgic, it’s heritage, it’s keeping up tradition, it’s conservation of a natural instinct they are trying to phase out and you should objectify women too…

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Kelly Gale’s Bikini Selfies!
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The Top 10 Items You’re Too Old To Wear
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Bianca Censori Heading to Cheesecake Factory in a See Through Top!
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Cab robbery in action gets thwarted by the cops
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Spicy Beer
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Woman sleeps in her dog’s bed with funny reactions from her dogs
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Jennifer Aniston – 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles
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Moment when a man showed a lot of unexpected kindness
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Man Attempting To Outrun The Cops Gets Tased And Lands On His Face
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Mastering the Art of Pleasure: Rose Toy Techniques for Clitoral Stimulation
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THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR MEDDLING. HANDS OFF.
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How long has Ashley Tisdale been married?
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The First Look at Emma Stone’s new Film “KINDS OF KINDNESS” is Here!
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Celebrity look-alike hunt during a game goes wild
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10 Surprising Celebrity Friendships
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Iggy Azalea Spreads It!
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Tiny Arctic fox steals a fish from a fisherman
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Alica Schmidt Celebrates 3 Weeks of Training!
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Drunk couple on a beach get surprised by the sheriff
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Elle Fanning Cuts It Off!
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Examples of deaf people hearing for the first time
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Marika Fruscio in a purple bikini on the beach of Agios Saranda
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Sexy Women’s Feet
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Jeremy Allen White to play Bruce Springsteen?
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Sommer Ray Takes a Dip!
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Kristin Cavallari Has her New Boy Toy on her Podcast!
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21 Truth Pills No One Wants to Swallow
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Insane pranks and gags that are just too funny
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HEAD SHOT! (GIF)
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Mesmerizing Beauty: Rachel Pizzolato’s Radiant Runway Moment at Art Hearts Fashion
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Zendaya Cleavage at the Premiere of Challengers!
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Crazy internet incidents that are truly wild
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Tavion McCarthy’s Vertical Jump Impresses!
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Man lies at a job interview beside his son, son’s reactions are so funny
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Jennifer Lopez – for Intimissimi This Is Me Now collection
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Time For A Swim
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The Hottest Zuzana Gregorova Bikini Photos
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Former NFL Player Vince Young Gets Knocked Out!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: KATYA KOTARO
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Who is Guy Rivera? Criminal history explored as suspect identified in fatal shooting of NYPD officer Jonathan Diller
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Man dresses up as an old man and lifts like a boss
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Hen thinks that the cat stole her chicks; loving cat is oblivious
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Gigi Hadid – Filming a Maybelline commercial in SoHo of NYC
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Taylor Swift – Bikini on a beach in the Bahamas
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Rebecca Hall – Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire premiere in Hollywood
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Kesha – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Kelsea Ballerini – Performing in Brooklyn
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Drew Barrymore – 25th Annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
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Dakota Fanning – Outside of Live with Kelly and Mark in New York City
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Rihanna – Vogue (China) – April 2024
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Mila Anne in One Step Beyond!
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Demmy Blaze Demmy And Viola Set 1
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Chloe Vevrier A Legend Begins
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Pantyhose Dildo Ride!
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I’m Scared (GIF)
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Big Boobie Babe Rion via All Gravure
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The nude career of Francesca Neri
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 63
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Britney Spears Exposes All in Jaw-Dropping Naked Beach Shoot
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Various nude and explicit sex scenes from movies and TV
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Sybil Kuechler That Player Lifestyle Zishy
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Poolside with Barbie Rous, Stefany Kyler and Zuzu Sweet!
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1997 Was Crazy
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Busty Slut (GIF)
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Knock Knock (GIF)
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Can Gang Bangs be Feminist? Kazumi Thinks So in Kazumi’s Party!
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Has Daddy Issues
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Beach Bum
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Car Roof Riding
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Girls Stories (Sex Game)
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Full-frontal nudity from Hannah Pierce in Night of the Bastard (2022)
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Andie Anderson Joins The Parade Bang Bros
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Nicee… Kinda
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Empathy Nipple Stands
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Hot ‘Oriental Hat’ with Joyceq via StasyQ
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Ashlyn Peaks Boob Play and Masturbation!
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Galactic Monster Quest (Sex Game)
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Britney Rose Bedroom Spreads FTV Girls
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Asain bully tit slap
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Gripping the Toy with her Ass
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Cindy Thango and Her Bikini Bubble Butt!
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Soccer Mom Caught, Doesn’t Care
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Mmmmm Sacrilegious (GIF)
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2024

27

Mar

Kelly Gale Brings the Bikini Tits of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the brown Swedish Australian chick with tits that dreams are made of…

I actually checked her instagram profile, meaning I typed in her name to see what her tits are up to, obviously for the sake of doing a post on her here, since I like to celebrate hot chicks in a world where too many uglies get ahead….

She hadn’t posted for a week and I thought that’s a terrible strategy as she tries to rollout her acting career in LA…because that’s pretty much what she is doing…luckily she’s fixed that slackin’ by throwing up this bikini pic that shows off both the frontside and the backside…all in one photo like some MATRIX cinematographic technological advances uses MIRRORS and 360 cameras or some shit…and it makes for good jerk off fodder, you don’t have to flip between pictures to get tits and ass in the same frame…BRILLIANT…

The truth is you should feel bad for Kelly Gale, she hit it big with Victoria’s Secret, making all of us want to HIT IT…because of those sweet brown chocolatey milk filled milk bags…but then the woke mob came at them, they fired all the hot chicks and forced them to go back to other kinds of whoring to rich dudes to offset their loss in earnings…

IT was real dark times for the hotties, but through it all they remained hot, they didn’t give into the obesity trend my stuffing their faces, or into the disabled trend by trying to paralyze themselves by jumping into traffic from a luxury high rise, or even to take on the mental health struggles of “I’m so crazy, therefore I deserve work”…instead they sat it out being hot knowing HOT chicks will RULE the lives of all of us again….

Some us stayed committed to celebrating hot chicks…and discounting the uglies…we are the heroes through and survivors of that propaganda…pat yourself on the back looking at this….