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2024

26

Mar

Phoebe Price is Posing With Handicap Toilets of the Day

Phoebe Price lives with her dying mother, who has been dying for at least a decade and who she has integrated into her content in a weird fucking way, because obviously it’s in a weird fucking way, it’s Phoebe Price.

She’s a weird specimen of celebrity who isn’t an actual celebrity but who confuses herself for a celebrity because the paparazzi have captured pictures of her at celebrity hot spots…

She’s probably got more in common with a homeless person, who makes art with his feces in bus shelters, only she’s better financed, which makes her posing or dancing with her mom’s bedpan / shitter all the more appropriate.

I think Phoebe Price is amazing, stripping down and showing off her big tits from her bomb shelter she calls home, trying to modernize her content for the social media era, when she had the benefit of delusions of grandeur when the paparazzi were making her “famous”, allowing her to assume she was famous, without realizing that no one actually cared about her as much as she probably thought she did when they were writing about her.

It’s this level of awkward weirdness that I think in a lot of ways is pretty much perfection while showcasing all that is wrong with the world of celebrity…

She’s amazing.

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2024

26

Mar

Shakira Doing Archery for the Nerds of the Day

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I guess Shakira has decided to enter the popstar movement again. I assume she’s another one of these celebrities who say Taylor Swift rock a billion dollar tour, while every other popstar was being lazy, only to reclaim her position as most important pop artist because she’s Spanish speaking and so internationally famous that she gets in trouble for tax evasion….not that you have to be famous for that, if anything being famous helps you tax evade better so that you don’t get caught…so I guess she just manages her shit like an idiot.

Anyway, if Taylor Swift can make a billion dollars, so can Shakira and she’s going to prove it. Her small and humble breasts that you shouldn’t confuse for mountains have apparently released a new pop song.

Not only is she doing some interatcial content, which I think isn’t really interracial when you’re Colombian and raised with all shades of brown, so it’s not some diversity and inclusivity bullshit.

But she is doing the song with Cardi B, so you know she’s desperate for views and also that she’s in her 50s, because she’s in her 50s, and using Cardi B to connect to a new Audience when Cardi B’s boring, vile and forgotten, is really idiotic tactics.

The smart tactics are the use of Archery in some nerdy fetish Comicon looking Fantasy lingerie….because nerds fucking love archery and the chicks in lingerie who do it.

Either way, the near 50 year old Divorcee’s looking alright if you’re into that kind of thing.

I am more interested in escaping this timeline and hoping people find NEW popstars to obsess over instead of these grannies…let these people die off already…

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2024

26

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits Tuesday is back motherfuckers….

As irritating as it is to compile these pictures and videos of random girls getting naked on the internet in efforts to live their best life, to achieve their dreams, to get some of that OnlyFans money that’s being made through exhibitionism and perversion, to claim their stake like it’s the modern day gold rush, which it pretty much is, some of these girls make 5 million or more per year and they are hardly that impressive….

This new normalized kind of internet stripping…and it’s appealing to the normies of the internet because it’s been normalized and now they all have to find ways to get subscribers and showing their tits as a taste does that….

So yeah, lots of Tiny Tit fetish content out there for dudes like me who like Tiny Tits, because they are perkier and more manageable than huge sloppy tits, and the bodies that come stock with tiny tits are normally tight, lean and hotter than the bodies that come with big sloppy tits…sure you get the fat chick with no tits, but we’re not worried about those kinds of tiny tits….we like hot tiny tits…

And really, when it comes to tits, it’s all about the nipple…so long as there is nipple to chew on…the fatness of the tit doesn’t matter.

So let’s normalize the tiny tit being hot like we normalized posting nudes to sell nudes to real fucking losers….do it for inclusivity and boosting the self esteem of a bitch.

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2024

26

Mar

Melissa Aalvarez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Melissa Alvarez is an interesting instagram influencer with her 850k followers subscribed and committed to what I assume are a set of fake tits, not just because most women with the last name Alvarez have shitty tits, but because in every one of her pictures the tits are featured and they look like little basketballs you used to play your Nerf basketball on in your dorm room because you had no friends or pussy.

There is the chance that her tits are natural, just amplified through filters and other AI tactics on social media designed to seduce the fans and really she’s more than just a set of round tits, she’s also got a round ass that she’s packaged as being created by fitness.

She doesn’t seem to have an obvious link to her OnlyFans account but instead sells workout programs for 600 dollars a pop, where I’d hope she’s at least naked in the workouts, because at 600 dollars I’d want my workout to have a happy ending….full completion.

I guess it’s better than selling skinny tea, bang energy and fashionnova, but I’m sure she does that too.

Here’s Melissa.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Never forget that we live in a world where chicks make millions of dollars selling nudes on an international scale. They hire Indian call centers to sext with the Indians perverts who subscribe to their fan accounts, so that Indian dudes are jerking off to Indian dudes….while the mid chicks who have gamed them are buying mansions, designer purses and flying on private jets….

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He Couldn’t Take Anymore!
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Some rather amazing photos of the sun
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Joke of a hitman finishes the job in hilarious style
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Chantel Jeffries Stuns in Bikini, Revealing Her Perfectly Toned Figure!
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Jennifer Lopez Works Out at Her $60 Million Mansion!
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Compilation of the worst drivers ever
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Alessia De Zolt Cross Country Skier!
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Selena Gomez deleted Instagram Post – Huge tits
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Jordyn James poses topless on the balcony
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5 of the biggest river tidal waves caught on camera
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American Idol season 22: Julia Gagnon takes home platinum ticket after emotional audition
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Slut Quest Rides Again
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2024

25

Mar

Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariana Grande is so famous that people bomb her concerts so that she’s not the biggest bomb at her concert, you know offset the blame by diverting disappointment from her performance at the show to the fans that are all dead at the show…

She’s timed her new album, her acting debut since being on a Nickelodeon show with the Nickelodeon documentary about how the producers diddle the kids, marry the kids, do whatever they do with the child actors thanks to negligent parents who sell their kids off into corporate and entertainment industry, which is code for creepy sex work.

She’s got close to 400 million instagram followers, which is stupid because she’s trash, but that’s how these things work out for some people.

She’s got her tits out in a tank top showing her nipples, or some of her nipples, and I am here to support hard nipple marketing tactics, because I like tits….Hate the celebs, but willing to stare at the tits….in a lot of ways, I’m a hero.

In Ariana’s case, her nipples aren’t feeder nips, which means she could be a stunted boy….and you’re seeing boy nip on boy tit….stranger things have happened.

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2024

25

Mar

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know, the dick sucking of a banana’s dick is the gateway to actual dick sucking….

Stella Hudgens, the sister of a celebrity who tried to be a celebrity, before realizing she’d make more money sucking off bananas like some kind of primate at the zoo who is a little too into bananas….

It is easier than trying to work low level acting jobs that spillover to her thanks to her last name.

So she created her sexy persona that has progressively got more and more hardcore, showing asshole and some pussy, which is clearly a preview of what’s to come….but for today, we’re focused on the integration of produce into her content with a good old fashioned banana dick suck…

The banana is the poor man’s dildo, which is why I always give girls a look when I see them buying bananas…sure it’s for the potassium and nutrients like some of you whores can’t resist being that close to something that looks designed to be fucked….nature’s gift to horny vegans everywhere.

Maybe it’s a Filipino thing, all tropical and on a budget so that the women practice their sex work on bananas….I did a google search and found that Bananas are a staple fruit in the Filipino diet, finding their way to many dining tables and local dishes. Three Musa species are said to be indigenous to our islands….but I don’t know if this species is, I’m thinking it’s probably the brand you get at the grocery store with the Disney cartoon stickers on them.

The real concern is how the banana blowie end? Bananas don’t cum they just get bitten off and eaten….seems kind of heartless and inconsiderate to the poor banana…mouth fuck him on your monetized channel and eat him. Maybe she treats it like foreplay and ends up fucking it into a pile of mashed-up banana like some kind of high end smoothie because it’s blended in a celebrity’s sister’s cunt…before rotting up inside her, giving her pussy maggots you’ve all heard about in the story about the girl who used a hot dog in the same way.

I guess you’ll have to subscribe to find out…while I go eat a banana…

Maybe you’re more into her butt plug. She’s racy….or shameless…or a bit of both.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

25

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

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Always remember that celebrities in this era are only captured by the paparazzi when they hire the paparazzi to capture them, especially when they are on these epic beach vacations in the Bahamas to assert their relationship to the masses who follow everything Taylor Swift.

Also remember that for a solid decade of Taylor Swift’s fame, she was never seen in a bikini, because it probably was too hard to hide her dick, or maybe there was some other reason for it, but girl was literally seen in a two piece bathing suit under a dozen times and she’s been famous forever….

So either Taylor’s been replaced or she’s digging her middle aged body or she’s been bit by the whore parasite that’s turning her into the sexual being she’s pretty much always been since she’s consistently fucked many dudes or pretended to in order to write really watered down vanilla love songs about that would get additional press because a famous love interest was included…

From Mayer, the Jonas Bros, Gyllenhaal who I watched in Road House this weekend and apprecaited Conrad McGregor’s approach to acting and all the other dicks she’s pretended to suck and cry about like a weak little girl along the way….she’s now living up to that whore rep….

Anyway….Kelce and Swift romance is a load of shit, just two opportunists doing their best to capitalize….or maybe Swift is just master-minding the whole thing while the dumb jock she fantasized about when being home schooled and alienated from normal high school, so she never realized that’s just a plot point in cheesy movies and not real life…but the point is, even stripped down she’s got no sex appeal…even when making out it looks like dudes kissing his drunk grandma for a photo…..because drunk grandma is a sexual predator who has convinced him that it’s normal.

I just don’t understand how someone can be so famous and so bad for boners. It doesn’t add up….

They are saying she’s pregnant, which at her old age makes sense, but she could just be fat due to her alcoholism..,

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2024

25

Mar

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

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I like to think that the Britney Spears organization have been using AI, like the deep fakes they use to manipulate the minds of the masses, with things like Royal Cancer unboxing videos, or Taylor Swift being railed by the team in AI photos….

They’re a big media company and have access to all the consumer grade AI you’d need to create these videos of Britney Spears.

I used to think it was a body double or archive footage because it was such shit quality but that’s too much work, you can just do it CGI style.

So I remain a believer that Britney is dead and not crazy, her freedom is not real and that this content of her being racy in Maui where she is pretending to currently be is all bullshit…but I’ll still watch the story unfold…

I’m not the kind of person to jerk off to cartoons, even realistic ones, but I don’t think I’d be jerking off to Britney n her 40s during some weird mental break or her ultimate demise.

I just find it barely interesting to see how it all unfolds through the content they put out there, gradually getting weirder and weirder, but never any insertion videos.

I think, at least based on the retards I’ve seen, that if she was really nuts, this would be more pornographic….

In these videos, we’ve got low level pornographic, where she’s on the beach pulling down her bathing suit bottoms while spastically grabbing her tits…showing the top of her pubic bone.

In the same bikini inside pushing her tits up…

In a pink bikini and boots on a boat and on the beach fucking the sea…

In a dress holding her tit up in her dress…because her strap broke….

In lingerie looking dress licking the camera….dancing like a mom at a wedding after too many drinks….not like a popstar who has trained her entire life.

They all feel like terrorist hostage videos only with your favorite popstar, not being beheaded, but that’s probably because she’s got too strong of a neck for that, so instead they make the monkey dance….or the AI does it for them.

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2024

25

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I decided to bring you assholes some galleries of normies generating some buzz around themselves with their explicit content…

It’s become a social media challenge, to one-up each other in the smutty content production game.

Once you pull one tit out, it’s like these women can’t fucking stop.

So naturally when a woman gets pregnant, starts lactacting, there will be a handful of them who are annoying and shy about pulling their tits out, you know mad at you staring with an erection in your sweat pants when they pull their tits out….but there will be a handful who appreciate being sexualized in their post baby depression, allowing the to feel like sexual beings rather than baby feeding machines..then others will know that we all have tit milk fetishes because it’s the sweet nectar that fed us or was supposed to feed us if our mom’s weren’t crackwhores, as babies….

Breast milk isn’t just for bodybuilders trying to get that HGH, it’s for perverts who like milk filled tits too….giving the tit some purpose, some meaning, a JOB….delicious and nutritious…