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2020

31

Jul

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

Madison Beer is wearing some pervert, subliminal message, ironic t-shirt that reads something like “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….but I can’t be too sure because I am dyslexic. It makes writing a site pretty hilarious, like the local news anchor with the lisp, or the other news guy who talks like a baby because he can’t pronounce “Rs”….you know do what you can’t do to prove that you can do it like others only badly…..so as other bloggers sit in Mansions in cali with their celebrity friends….I am eating a can of beans…because Luxury comes in all kinds of forms…

Now, to the shirt, what the fuck does “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….is this a if you take her orally, vaginally, anally because I assume thats the only way you can take a person….or is she saying that her tits are safe when taken as directed and how do you really take a tit…or is this a warning sign that she has herpes, it’s a celebrity disease, and if you fuck her when she’s not on herpes, not that you can be on herpes, herpes isn’t a drug…but don’t fuck her when she’s got an outbreak…..who fucking knows….in this era where nothing is safe….there is likely covid dripping off this girl who is all over the place all the time for the hired paparazzi to keep her “famous”…so she’s only safe from 6 feet away…who fucking cares…is the right answer.

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2020

31

Jul

Girl Sucks off the Breathalizer and other Videos of the Day

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Tanned Momma

Close Call

Wall Collapse

Model Photobomb, Pretty sure this is old

Old Man vs Virgin

Slow Speed Chase

Floor Plans

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2020

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life without social media is a magical experience, but it gives me very little to complain about, because I am not annoyed, agitated or hating on things I genuinely don’t care about.

I’d hate to go soft and because some fucking MDMA, micro-dosing, queer who is into mindfulness and the love of all people…but it really does eliminate stress and anxiety and allows you to just ride out your final days of life in peace…whether you’re dying this week or in 50 years, life without social media is what ya’ll need to live a real existence….technology is fucking killing us…

Maybe I am just sad that the Chinese Seeds never made there way to my house, even though I pretended that I got them for the sake of entertainment, but now I just feel left out…like a kid not invited to the birthday party….which is what I was, because no one likes me, but that’s not the point…where are my damn random seeds…

Some links….

Gracie Hunt Coming in Hot With a Couple of Awesome Bikini Pics
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Jessica Alab’s TikTok Dance in her Bloomers!
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Denise Austin Has a Daughter Who is Really into Fitness Too
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The Dark Side Of Being Extremely Lean
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Building Up An Epic $20,000 Motion Simulator!
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The News talking about mask debates sound way too much like they are talking about masturbation!
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Everything coming to tv and streaming in August!
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Victoria’s Secret Needs Your Support
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU ON CAMS!
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2020

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m a little late on the stepLINKS because I was planting all my random CHINA seeds because OBVIOUSLY after COVID, everything from CHINA should be trusted blindly and not seen as an attack…..

What harm could a little seed do?

I mean as if they’d create some invasive species or genetically altered seed that could potential wipe out crops, or spy on us, or whatever….I mean there is no way that could happen…

I’ll let you know how these random CHINA seed tomoatoes taste in a few days….

I’m a real horticulturist.

That said, i didn’t actually get those CHINA seeds but I’ve seen people who did and that’s fucking terrifying! ENJOY the apocalypse but first, links…

Paige Spiranac Talks About Almost Working at Hooters in College
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Bella Hadid – Topless Twinning
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Rita ORa Gets a Sunburn
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Female Body Builder of the Day
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32 Pics of Victoria’s Secret Models Because Victoria’s Secret Needs Your Support
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Orioles Catcher Adley Rutschman Shoots His Shot With the Bachelor’s Madison Prewett
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Karen Spits on the Pizza Man
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Kat Dennings Showing Off Some Booty Curves!
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Nina Dobrev – Giant Cameltoe
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Sophie Kasaei Caught With her Areola On Display on a Boat
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Kendall Jenner Hand Bra
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Hunter and Joey King Do Karaoke!
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Kate Bock Shares a Behind the Scenes Look at Her Favorite Topless Shoot
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Girls in Emily Ratajkowski’s Lingerie
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Is Carrie Underwood a Rocker or a Lover?
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Umpire Joe West Left Bleeding Out of His Ear After Being Hit in the Head With the Bat
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Ryan Reynolds helps reunited a girl and her Bear
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Bear Gets Close
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THIGH GAP THURSDAY
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Vanessa Morgan Gets Pregnant and Divorced!
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Old Man Completely Knocks Out Young Punk With One Punch
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Everything coming to tv and streaming in August!
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This Woman Laughs Like Chewbacca….
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Hot Fucking Model Sofia Reynal Lingerie Shoots
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Margaret Qualley Does the Splits!
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WWE Diva Lana Proves Pink is Her Color in an Unbelievable Bikini
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A Brief Explanation Of Dark Matter And Dark Energy
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Is the Famous Chateau Marmont going private?
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Probably The Weirdest Accident Ever!
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Laura Wittner is Lounging
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Patriots QB Jarrett Stidham’s Wife Rocks a “Classic With a Side of Vintage” Bikini
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Lauren Gooder – Big Fat Ass
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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From the Forum

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Elsa Hosk in a Magazine
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Kaia Gerber in a Magazine
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Nina Dobrev in Tight Fitness Gear
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Amber Heard the Devil Outside Court
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Charli XCX in a Dress
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Rat Cow Cleavage in a Button Down Shirt
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Bella Hadid – Street Walker
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AMbrosio – Bikini Girl
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Brooke Burke Fitness gear
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Jennifer Lopez Bike Riding
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From stepSMUT!!

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BELLE DELPHINE BUTT PLUG MASTURBATION
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A Foot Too Far
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Masturbating Girl
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Beautiful Badasses
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Cops Ruin the Fun
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Bikini Babe Nip Slip
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Tits are Forever
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This is Awful
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Mia Khalifa Got Called Out….
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Titties in the TUKTUK
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2020

31

Jul

Rita Ora Titties of the Day

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I guess I was slow to the gate with this, but I am just disappointed in the shameless titty flash of what I thought were substantially better boobs…my whole angle on Rita Ora is she may suck but she’s got great tits, she may be a fake popstar but she’s got great boobs, she’s a host body for her boobs…but these are really disappointing…for someone I hype of for her tits as much as I do…she should do better…and the fact that she’s not is just a lack of respect for all of us.

They aren’t that bad, I guess, but I expected better…maybe I’m being thrown off by the side profile shots…..do better especially if you’re out here showing everyone your tits…

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2020

30

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Since I am not a nerd or really into popculture or celebrity, I like movies to be apathetic while bored because I got nothing better to do….for years I didn’t watch any TV or movies….and still ran the site….and that’s not to say I don’t like TV and Movies for their brain washing potential, it’s just to say I don’t care about the actors in those movies….

I just make fun of celebrities for the millions of clicks from people obsessed with this shit, my actual passion lies in real girls finally getting naked on the internet because we’re at that level of social media brain washing and narcissism where clothing optional is the norm…it’s like we’re all living at this nudist colony and no one is laughing at our dicks because they can’t see them…

The point is that real girls are hotter than celebs, their intentions may be pure, or even if they are just trying to captialize on themselves, it seems more respectable because they aren’t famous or rich from it yet, let someone singing karoke in the park trying, he may suck at it, but at least he’s trying and because he sucks at it, you almost feel bad, and if they are good at it, you almost feel bad they aren’t more famous…it’s basically a win/ win….

All days are for titties, but since I’m trying to fit into the internet way of life, I’ve decided to make a hashtag out of girls posting videos revealing their tits….they call it titty drop because of the way the titty bounce…

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2020

30

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a hugely successful self-starting Youtuber who went viral because Youtube likes to make their Youtube partners rich as shit by turning them into celebrities in their own right, that the mainstream that is confused by social media and how to compete with the internet jump on like it’s a life grenade, only instead of killing you, it makes you fucking money so you gotta beat out all the others in what was probably a bidding war….it’s a crazy and confusing world out there…but this one gets to chill on her pile of money, travel the world, never work again if she didn’t want to, already experience more than anyone else will and all because of cover songs on youtube, it’s pretty hilarious…so if you can play it…fucking play it…

These are some pics of her doing that bikini thing, looking hot enough to stare at even if there no substance to anything about any of these people, we don’t need substance so long as there are titties!

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2020

30

Jul

Ashley Graham’s Showing her Stretch Marks of the Day

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The media is celebrating the fact that that Ashley Graham post pregnancy posted a bikini pic with her stretch marks not photoshopped out like she’s a hero for posting an unphotoshopped pic…..even though when you are fat, that stretch mark thing comes with the territory, not to mention…when you’re whole angle and all that money you’ve made is from being fat….you can’t be photoshopping yourself, that’s the opposite of the dumb movement you are part of, a movement far bigger than her bowel movements, so you know it’s big….

On a personal level, the core of who I am doesn’t give a fuck about any of these fat people or the praise they get, including but not limited to fat Ashley Graham, I’m married to a fat lady, I can handle it….

However, if covid has taught us anything, I mean that and all that science, you’ll know fat kills, often times not fast enough ….and for the sake of the site, I have to address how vulgar it is to sensationalize and celebrate being fat..

The whole body positivity by people and for people with no respect for their bodies….seems weird, but it’s a market segment that needs heroes to sell product in a relatable way, and that’s what this Ashley Graham is….

It’s like saying be positive about a real fucking negative…because life is short, much shorter when you are fat, instead of saying “get off your ass and put some work in to not be fat”….that would go against the plan of selling shitty unhealthy things to sick and lazy people….but I get it or at least I get why Ashley Graham sensationalizes being fat, she gets paid a lot because the media has decided to celebrate her fatness and if anything she’s a victim trying to keep up the cash flow and you’d do the same if you could make millions by just keeping up the hype around you through bullshit selfies people will label empowering. If I was paid millions to take a pic of myself ever 2-3 days, literally 3 minutes of work in 3 days, I’d suck it up and do it too….even if it was disgusting, humiliating and full of shame.

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2020

30

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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DID you think I was going to not do an Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….when it’s the most favorite post of the week….

I know that you don’t exist and that you don’t care whether I do an Asshole Behind Thong post…..but it’s the internet so we pretend….

I’m doing the asshole behind thong thing for my own damn archive….

The thong, the underwear for girls on their periods, because if they aren’t on their periods they shouldn’t be wearing underwear, not to mention the underwear barely gives any anal coverage which means whether your slophole wombat hole is oozing on your pants and the thong is the pantyline free, user friendly, way to avoid pantylines and to protect your clothing from the drip, your asshole’s still rubbing up on that same clothing, making it equally rank…

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2020

30

Jul

Nina Agdal Nude Bikini of the Day

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I am not a fan of Nina Agdal she looks like a retard to me…..but she probably pretends to be an influencer now that the model thing is over for her….where she gives master class seminars in gold digging….but this is her ass….teaching you how to gold dig….

I assume her course involves – step 1 is get that Sports Illustrated job to legitimize yourself….step 2 is go to all the events that rich men will be at…step 3 find an a-lister to get press that you’re dating to make the other rich guys think you are premium…..and all this has to be done within a a timeline you gotta respect because by 30 no one will want to knock you up and your plan of that rich life gets foiled…unless you find yourself a real fucking rich loser to brain wash…using all those marketing talking points to rope him in like Agdal has because she’s over 30….and is living that rich life…with a rich boyfriend…

Her ass looks good though….even if the rest of her is pretty trash…

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