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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Aug

Lindsay Ellingson Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Ellingson is some 35 year old model who is now a mom and she posted a bikini pic….SO HOT…just what we all need…a 35 year old retired model who is a mom to stare at in a bikini because hot chicks aren’t posting pics of their fucking buttholes all day for free..

BUT if you’re in the mood to remember an uneventful, unmemorable Victoria’s Secret model who didn’t matter when she mattered…but looking at her recent bikini pic instead of her archive….here you fucking go…

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2020

Aug

Christina Aguilera Titty Top of the Day

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Christina Aguilera suprisingly only has 6.9 million followers on social media, which is crazy because some of these no name TikTok girls have 45 million followers. I’d google a list of the most followed accounts on instagram, just to show you how low 6.9 million followers is on the list of irrelevant internet people, who are clearly VERY relevant on the internet, because someone like Christina Aguilera who to me is up there with Madonna or Britney level of fame is fucking sucking..

It just goes to show you that the internet doesn’t really care about what you do off the internet, it’s all about what you do on the internet…and Aguilera, who I guess is moving in on Britney’s turf now that Britney’s instagram is fucking weird as shit and is likely in captivity somewhere, has clearly realized if she wants to play in the current era, she’s gotta start posting her massive tits, sure they are massive cuz she’s a fat 40 year old mom who was abused as a child, but they are still big tits and that’s enough to win the internet.

Not to mention, X-Tina, hasn’t really done much in the last 10 years that I can remember, I mean she probably still makes fucking bank, but she could easily drop a track on TikTok a month with some choreographed dance and make a shit ton more because she’s X-Tina, clearly lazy, based on her gut…but I guess starting to make moves..

She has the money, she has the team, she has access to the best producers, she’s X-Tina but is too lazy to drop a track a month…and is only now starting to show off her tits on instagram to get where she needs to go…

I’m a fan of X-Tina….I mean her singing annoys me…but she was the slutty bootleg Britney and I always side with the underdog so I’m a forever supporter…but bitch needs to step it up and stomp the fucking yard already, it’s SOOOOO easy to “break” the internet when you’re Christina Aguilera…so start fucking trying harder bitch.

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2020

Aug

Victoria Justice in Titty Top of the Day

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Victoria Justice may be stupid famous but that doesn’t make her immune to posting up a titty top for money, since we can assume this is some sort of brand promo she is getting paid for, the tits just increase conversion making everyone more money, and reminding brands that Victoria Justice despite not being on TV anymore, still pushes numbers….even though Ariana Grande is the break out star still making moves from the Nickelodeon show named after Victoria Justice’s character…all perverted shit because I know how these Nickelodeon shows do their casting and I know what the weird dads / dudes who have Nickelodeon as an option on Cable do with that subscription…and it’s bad…and it should put them on a fucking list somewhere..

Victoria Justice is now 27 and out of the CREEPY window of teen TV, but her fan base is really from that CREEPY window from being on teen TV, and you may be one of her early fans, in which case…you’re a fucking pervert…but even if you weren’t one of her early fans you’re a pervert…so perverts rejoice while looking at tits that get hits because we aren’t the only perverts out there.

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2020

Aug

Katie Holmes Titties of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a robot as far as I’m concerned. When you’re married to King Scientologist to the point where you are having or at least pretending to have his baby, you know, because you’re a fucking robot and robots aren’t designed to reproduce….you’d have to have something fucking weird going on with you….and just because she’s left Scientology, doesn’t mean she’s still not a fucking robot, if anything it just means she can’t get the updated software, or the new firmware, or to swap out some of her broken down rusty parts cuz she’s an early model and now old as shit….

The other reason I think Katie Holmes is a robot, despite how aged she is in her face despite being under 40, a technological issue I’m sure….is because she was filming a movie in this city and I happened to walk past her with my pug in tow, and bitch looked at him, didn’t even crack a smile, and in the event you haven’t met a pug, it’s basically a litmus test to see if a person is actually a person or just a piece of shit…so robot or not, Katie Holmes is a piece of shit.

I have no idea why she’s posting selfies of her tits, it is probably the same reason other girls post selfies of their tits, these are actors, soulless, robot or not, so it’s some bullshit whatever dramatic shit this is…

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2020

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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This generation is all about showing off their assholes, I am not entirely sure why, but I assume the evolution of sexting meant that the pivotal moment besides maybe getting a dildo show or a live sex video if you’re into that CUCKOLD shit, was to get an asshole pic….

While the asshole is just peeking out of the thong underwear, a pretty standard piece of clothing that doesn’t have enough fabric to cover the asshole, the asshole flash itself seems like obvious, or graphic…maybe with a little mystery or tease…while still showcasing the asshole ring….all puckered sometimes hemorrhoided, maybe with sentinal pile….

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2020

Aug

Just Out for a Walk… and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Couple of Drunks

Man Gets Wax Figure of Dead Wife made – Do You Think he Fucks It…

Man VS Hotel Staff

Mastering Pottery

Panic Buying at New Zealands Second Lockdown

500 Destroyed Audi’s

What the fuck went on here…in this Weird Fucking Titty Flash

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2020

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life as a pervert shouldn’t be so rough is what I tell myself every time I see an elderly woman in workout gear doing some sort of Tai Chi looking lazy ass old lady workout, and stare at her big old lady tits….I try not to stare, but they are just so big and omnipresent, like the government and facebook tracking your every move and selling your data as they watch you jerk off through your phone camera, only with harder nipples…that’s not to say your jerk off nipples aren’t hard, it’s just to say they are AS hard as this convalescent bitch stretching for her 80th birthday luncheon in her PPE visor…plus the cameltoe on this fat old pussy is huge, you could easily store most things between those lips….even while clothed…which is what I guess is how you define success…or a life well lived…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Wanda Icardi Drops Smoking Hot Braless Selfie
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Vanessa Hudgens is at her Fucking Hottest
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Cara Delevingne and Kaia Gerber are Fucking….which I already Knew but it is Confirmed…because Cara Delevingne is a Fucking Predator…the Ellen of her Generation…trying to optimize…
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Chick Had Her Friend Take a Video of Her FaceTiming Dallas Stars Forward Tyler Seguin While He Was on TV
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Model Alla Mauer and her Nude Shoot
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TikToker Claims She was Abused about by Drake…
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Angry Cop
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Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Buy a Crazy mansion…
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Gordon Ramsey’s Grilled Cheese
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES ON LIVE FOR YOU!
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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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In the era of hydraflasks and every possible portable drinking device, I am still into single use plastic any chance I get, I’m tempted to order empty bottles off amazon to just fill up with tap water, you know the life of luxury with my own single use plastic, because I think it is important to do my part to end this hell we call THE WORLD…or at least figure out a way to rid it of people knowing I’ll survive the apocalypse because I’m a cockroach with no cock…

That said, I saw Feminist media calling Kamila Harris a babe…not that I care about politics but feminist media calling a woman hot….is pretty misogynistic…down with the patriarchy…you call us misogynists and you bitches are doing the same thing only more annoyingly because you suck….

Like I said, I’m not into politics, you got all that on your social media…I would have said it about anyone the feminist media reduced to just their physical appearance like some kind of titty blog….

Now go outside and stare at girls working out, ask them if you can play their glutes like a flute…they’ll love that it rhymes…people are retards now…easier to MELD their MIND….

Here are some stepLINKS..

The Riverdale Girls are Van Lifers
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YesJulz Oils Up at the Pool
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Tennis Instructor Kyleigh Henthorn is Worth a Look
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Christina Aguilera is Busty at the Pool
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Miley Cyrus Instagram Round-Up
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Mathilde Tantot’s See Through Top
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Paige VanZant Makes It Official, Signs a Four Fight Deal With the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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Bindi Irwin announces she’s pregnant!
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How the Chinese Prostitute Ring Works…
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Gordon Ramsay’s Grilled Cheese…
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Brie Larson Selfies
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Everything You Need to Know About Celine Farach
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Lisa Rinna Pokies!
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Shay Mitchell is a Scent
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace String Bikini
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Model Irina Sivalnaya’s Hot Pic Round-Up
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A Powerlifter Blows Out Both Knees Attempting to Squat Almost 900 Pounds
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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air getting Dramatic reboot
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Why Do People Love Bad Movies
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Samara Weaving Grilling
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Nude Model Does some Nude Self Portraits
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Karl-Anthony Towns and Jordyn Woods Have Been Spotted Out Again
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Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli Downsize!
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Dude Sends Dirty Text to Girlfriend in Front of her Parents
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Dude Juggles 5 Balls in the pool – No Not Those Kinds of Balls
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Olivia Culpo’s Doggy Date Night
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Stephen A. Smith Advocates for Conjugal Visits in the Bubble
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A Bitcoin Miner Died from Heatstroke
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Bill and Ted Auditions
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Chelsea Handler’s Peachy Booty
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Things Got Weird During an Interview With Urban Meyer When a Shirtless Man Walked Into the Room
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Just Scrap Metal Falling From a Truck in Traffic
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Giraffe Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Shows Off her Fridge
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Earned Himself an Ejection After He Headbutted Moritz Wagner
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Baby Rhino is Cute as Hell
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Did Olivia Munn Call Out Aaron Rodgers for Being Bad at Sex?
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Bella Hadid’s Dramatic Facetime Photoshoot
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Cancel Culture is Breaking Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt’s Heart
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: McKayla Maroney Drops a Gold Medal Worthy Bikini Pic
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Apparently There is a Doctor Pepper Shortage
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Portia Gives a Calculated Illuminati Controlling Your Mind Update on Ellen
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People are Mad that Rita Ora is White….They Think She’s been Black Facing
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzi Pics
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Cara Delevingne and Kaia Gerber Working Out in Fitness Gear
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Lucy Hale in a Skirt – Legs Out
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Madison Beer in a Wifebeater hard Nipples
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Katy Perry Still Pregnant as Shit
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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for the Paparazzi Pretty Huge
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From stepSMUT!!

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Masturbating Titties….
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Weird Squirt of the Day
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Girl in Glasses Makes Internet Porn
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This is a Real Ad for a marathon
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Huge Tit Reveal
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Are All Chinese Restaurants Like This
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22 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Waterfall Girls….
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Skinny Dude Lands Hotter chicks than You
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Titty Painting
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Nice and Perky TItties
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Call a Doctor
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Black GIrl Doing School Girl Masturbation
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Running and Jumping
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Vera Farmiga Ass in a Thong
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Catwalk Nips
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I Wonder if She Knows This BJ Vid is on the Internet
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Anal BEads in the Wrong Hole
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Backyard Party
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Gabbie Carter in Slow Motion
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2020

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Twerk Star of the Day

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Since being dumped, Half Filipino Vanessa Hudgens sold to Disney kid, who has probably done her fair share of sex work, hence the early cellphone nudes that she leaked before anyone else, has been bringing the heat…and by heat I mean she’s been consistently, almost daily, except when she got in trouble for bitching about how COVID ruined her Coachella / Festival season, which she tried to offset with posts of activism like the Disney Puppet she is trained to be, I don’t even believe she manages her own social, she’s just a pawn in a massive ploy…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is twerking to remind her ex boyfriend that she’s hot, when he’s out there fucking less irritating bitches….

She’s also promoting that Cardi B trashy music is basically what I just wrote about in the CARDI B POST. I know I don’t link myself, but it’s relevant enough because clearly the entertainment industry or the Mainstream brainwash us with their garbage, there’s no reason for Vanessa Hudgens to be posting up a twerk to some trashy anti feminist song from an anti feminist sex worker that the industry decided to make into a popstar to fucking destroy the minds of the young who don’t understand anything beneath the surface and just think “stripping is cool, Cardi B was a stripper and all she does is talk about her trashy vagina, designer clothing, and makes tons of money doing it”…

She’s also promoting “There’s Some Whores in This house” song….so maybe she’s just trying to break out of Disney Stereotype…but I think there’s a bigger play because too much has been invested into her existence..and she’s clearly a fucking puppet, you’d like to “Gepetto” and raise as if it was your own, allowing you to do anything you ever dreamed with…because that’s what keeps the sex doll industry alive…

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2020

Aug

Chelsea Handler Retard Helmet of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may be a cunt, her comedy may be mean spirited enough to get noticed, but really just her trying to pander to the celebrity world that she wanted to so badly be a part of by pretending she’s above it. I don’t remember ever finding her funny, interesting or compelling in any way….but then her show got cancelled and she got naked on instagram where she shows off what I assume are fake tits, because before she did the comedy route to get famous since it was an easy one as a girl, comedians are typically losers who can’t get laid so if an averagely hot girl strolls in, they all do all they can to elevate her career so that they can jerk off to her in their hotel room after a show and laugh about it until the MeToo movement makes them question the experience and try to get that toxic male cancelled…

Point being, Chelsea Handler has tits, they are not exposed like they normally are, but they are in an old lady bikini, while she rocks a helmet, with what could be a dumb as fuck caption I am not going to read, because I’m sticking with retard helmet, because I still use the word retard on internet, in conversation, I’m old and not going to change a good thing….but yeah…the retard helmet so she doesn’t brain damage herself while hitting her head against the wall or whatever else it is that retards do…

Weird bikini pics, sure, but tits.

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