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2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It seems like people are forgetting in this MeToo movement is that ppl are clout chasers. They will do anything for clout. So when you “believe” all accusers, regardless of evidence, just based on her story…you’re in a pretty dangerous place of that “court of public opinion” basically ruining your life, all because someone has other motives, or has some level of anger towards the person they are going to bring down, without really giving a fuck about how it affects them…

I guess we are raised to think business is war, getting ahead is life, in a “it’s business not personal” way….kill or be killed…and when the golden opportunity arrises take it.

I just saw that the Tucker Carlson accuser was talking about how awesome he was on twitter a year ago, now all of a sudden he’s the devil…I don’t watch TV or even know who Tucker Carlson is, but I do know he has a hit show and someone who doesn’t like that could pay off someone to take him out, since everyone is so volatile…

So….defund your police or whatever and make sure no one has a fair trial and let random accusations take them down…because why the fuck not right….It’s definitely fucked up and that woman should be locked the fuck up like the girl who accused that High School athlete who had a promising career of rape, getting him arrested, only to never go pro…RUINING his life…only to take back the accusations…his life already ruined…

People are shitty, don’t believe everyone…since everyone is a fucking liar…

Some Morning links at 1 pm, I’m lazy, fuck you.

Jerry Rice Shared a Video of Himself and His Wife Dancing in Bed on TikTok
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Hot Encounter with a Crackhead
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Demi Lovato is Engaged…Not Dead…
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Shanina Shaik Shower SHoot!
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Andy Dick Falls Off the Wagon
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OnlyFans Star Renee Gracie Announces Supercar Comeback
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Dude Tries to Evade Arrest
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The Dude Who Stole the 40 Pound Dildo
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Smart Cat Opens Treats Fast
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Kiki Passo Hanging Out Poolside in Miami
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2020

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s funny to see how weak everyone is…no one takes a “THIS IS SPARTA” approach to life, I guess we are all just too fucking lazy….but then you see these protestors and you have to realize people aren’t too lazy…just misguided because they aren’t fighting against taxation. It’s theft…that really proves that we’re someone’s bitch…clearly….

That said, it’s funny to see the desperation of girls who launch an only fans thinking they’ll be a big deal and get paid because they hear the success story from slutty girls with actual fans who are killing it on that platform….and now they’ve committed to being sex workers of the internet with the dream of better life and better pay than their service industry job….but they can’t convert because they didn’t have loser fans in the first place dying to see them naked…and they are already naked…so they get sluttier and sluttier…until they are posting anal sex videos hoping to rook in followers who just saw the anal sex video and don’t need to subscribe….and now they are the girl with anal sex videos on the internet….but I respect the ambition…and the content being given out for free to bait us…

Then there’s lesbians on the side of the road relying on a man to change their tire is…they don’t need a dad to officially be a father to the kids…they just need the sperm…but while on the side of the damn road with a flat…unable to change a tire…because they didn’t read that chapter in their “how to be a lesbian at life” guidebook….and the first dude who comes along thinking he may get a handjob out of this…before realizing what he actually signed up for because of their mullets and oversized shorts….so don’t trust lesbians who hate on men…they are just lying…because they need us.

Then there’s Kanye, a story I really don’t care about because the Kardashians are fucking evil and it’s all tactics to promote their shitty empire too many people already support…but there’s Kanye getting sympathy and support for his twitter rants because he’s “Mentally Ill”, even though everyone on social media is substantially worse than Kanye, you are all fucking crazy, by definition you have to be mentally ill to join some fucking bitching community, with the fighting, ranting, hating, paranoia, and most importantly the donating of ideas to Zuckerberg because like the Kardashians you don’t think he’s rich enough off of you….it’s all fucking nuts….

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WWE Nikki Bella Calls Herself the Queen of Masturbating at 3am
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Martha Stewart Thirst Trap from the Pool
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Izabel Goulart Looking Amazing with her Booty Out
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Elsa Hosk Awesome See Through Bikini Top
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Kiki Passo Hanging Out Poolside in Miami
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Kate Bosworth in a Tube Top!
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Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini!
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Drunk Driver Misses Roundabout
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Golf Day!
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Pro Surfer Courtney Conlogue in a Bikini
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WWE Hall of Famer Torrie Wilson Spreads Love and Kindness With a Naked Selfie
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Black Bear Interacting with Tourists
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Taylor Hill in her Bikini Looking Epic
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Noah Cyrus Weird Country Photoshoot
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1961 Video Asking People if Bikinis Should be Banned.
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Jessie James Decker Looks Perfect in a Bikini
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Olivia Culpo – Braless and Perky
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10 Sex Workers Reveal The Saddest Experience They’ve Had on the Job
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Monkeys at the Hair Salon
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Conor McGregor Photographed With Smokeshow Olympic Gymnast Karolina Sevastyanova
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Tight Leggings
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Billy Eichner to play Paul Lynde in biopic
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Hot Random Model Bikini Photoshoot
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Christina or X-Tina Lip Synching
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Dog Pees in the Toilet
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Girl Plays Dead When Being Chased by a Bison
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Big Fish makes Speedy Escape
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This Cat Responds to German
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Orlando Bloom mourns his dog Mighty who died due to bad Dog Owners…
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Bebe Rexha is Riding a Bike!
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Diora Baird Touching Tongues with. her Girlfriend
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Hot Titty Mexican Model
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HILDE OSLAND – BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN SEXY REVEALING SWIMSUIT
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Hot Model in a Random Shoot
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Abba to Release 5 New Songs
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Riverdale Star Gets Metal Pulled Out of his Eye!
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Anna Camp Brags About her COVID
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A Bunch of “Funny” Pics
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Everything Sports Illustrated Swim – If You Are Into That Kinds of Thing
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Kaia Gerber in Fitness Gear – Showing off that Skinny Body for the Paid Paparazzi
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Butchy Camila Mendes on a Coffee Run
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Jennifer Lahmers in Bikini Bottoms
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Yazmin Oukhellou – sunbathing in Mallorca
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Joey King at some Weird Event…photoshoot…who knows..it is weird
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Nina Dobrev in Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Really Milking it on the Beach
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Fat Ass Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Lily rose Depp Hard Nips
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Jennifer Garner Swimsuit
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Ariel Winter Fat Ass Hanging Out of Short Shorts
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Michelle Keegan’s Bikini Top Tanning
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Maria Pedraza – on a yacht in Formentera
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Clear Dildo Revolutionizes Dildos
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Ready for the Close Up?
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Twelve Time Olympic Medalist Pussy Flash
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Tits and Aspergers…
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Big Tit Pussy Drip
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Lesbian Make-Out
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12 People Having a Shitty Day
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When it is so good – the tits come out!
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The Best of Kelly Preston’s Nude Moments – In Memoriam
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Big Booty Bride!
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Big Titty Drop
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Genevieve Morton Nips
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Milly Marks Goes from J-Cup to an M-Cup – Wtf
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Laughing the Toy Out of Her
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Hot Fucking Reddit Amateur
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EMILY WICKERSHAM NUDE SEX SCENE FROM “GARDENER OF EDEN”
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Public Masturbator May Kill Old Fatty
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2020

Jul

Rita Ora’s Braless Titty Jiggle Dance of the Day

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Rita Ora has great tits, that’s why we even know she exists, without the great tits, there would be no Rita Ora…I am sure of it…but she has great tits, so we don’t need to talk “what ifs”, we aren’t children, we don’t need to talk hypothetical nonsense, we just need to look at her great tits in dance…not fully free like they should be…but barely covered by this outfit choice so that you can basically get the same effect…and that’s worth watching whether you think she’s a hack, or fat, or garbage, or not…the tits man…let them be celebrated they way they should without the host body trying to Milli Vanilli them.

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2020

Jul

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

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The most shocking thing that has happened today is that I saw these pics this morning and totally forgot to post them, I mean I don’t post 99 percent of the trash I see on the internet in any given day, even stuff that would help propel the site to being on the forefront of pop culture and relevance…but I am a legitimate fan of Elsa Hosk, a believer that she is the hottest Victoria’s Secret has ever produced. I am was a fan when she first replaced Candice Swanepoel as the hot new blonde, then I found out she was Swedish and previously a pro basketball player in some Swedish women’s league that I assume is just the title of a porn seres….”Swedish Women Basketpall Player 14 – FEEL THE MEATBALLS”….you get what I am saying here….and that is that she’s great….so there’s not excuse for me not giving her tits the credit they deserve when she’s out there showing us her tits….I mean besides that I am a drunken degenerate diabetic with hemorrhoids married to an obese woman who hates the internet, computers and the website I update everyday of my life like it is some sort of punishment for being an asshole all these years…and I don’t actually give a fuck that some VS model is showing her fucking tits, whether she’s hot or not, it’s all interchangeable and boring….obvious, pedestrian, basic, lame…I mean people need to start PUSHING envelopes, a see through bra, get the fuck out of here, even Miley Cyrus, a fucking Disney kid was edgier and more interesting…get it together ELSA…you ONE job is to be ON CAMERA…make it fucking count…and show us the butthole.

Here she is showing off some boots.

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2020

Jul

Olivia Culpo Gets Peed On of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some “bro” chick who people think is fucking hot, who works the instagram scene aggressively, and thanks to winning a Miss Universe pageant, has been able to spend the last decade fucking rich and famous people to elevate her brand. Her most recent hustle has been the pro football player, that is her fetish and what better way to be a WAG loser mooch bitch who brands pay for some reason, than to be in Sports Illustrated because it tricks the athletes to think that she’s not some groupie mooch bitch trying to get their sperm to be set for life…you know…whore shit…

This is a BTS golden shower / watersport / simulation but I am sure Culpo lets dudes pee on her on the regular, she’s just got that vibe….and it’s for Sports Illustrated, I guess.

I don’t really fuck with the scam that is SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM because I think it’s a whole lot of shitty models, doing shitty bikini content that instagram has been able to replicate with iphones and hotter girls basically 6 years ago, but since it’s a big draw for the Sports Fans because sports fans get pussy, the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED brand uses it to make a bunch of money, through advertisers or whatever, creating big budget shitty fucking swimsuit pics of whores who are in their bikinis all the fucking time on their social media….but they crave the SI stamp of approval, to live out their outdated childhood dream of being in the magazine, when all that shit is over…young people don’t even know what SI SWIM is….it’s just the old hags who think SI and Victoria’s Secret are the fucking answer to all validation they clearly seek, as they attention seek…

That said, ALL THINGS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM CAN BE SEEN HERE

Or you can just live out your Olivia Culpo getting peed on fantasies because someone out there thinks she’s more than the bootleg waitress she reminds me of….which is convenient since her fucking rich dudes has made her enough money to open a restaurant….she trash.

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2020

Jul

Today in On/Offs of the Day

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One of the greatest artistic expression that can be found on the internet by these self proclaimed artists or content creators or influencers or whatever the distraction from being a whore is being called these days….or would that be the diversion from being a whore…is the ON/OFF challenge, that isn’t really a challenge….but whatever convinces girls to jump on the bandwagon because there is no shortage of On/Offs on the internet being produced basically daily…

It’s the one clothed pic next to one nude pic – often taken the same day in the same place doing the same pose…which is the basic rules of an on/off…and you can see if the clothing helps them look better or if naked is better, even though by my definition naked is always better even if it doesn’t look as hot…because it’s naked…

It’s a good internet trend, one we should all endorse…and here are a bunch from the week I’ve gathered.

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2020

Jul

Izabel Goulart is in Mykonos Bitch of the Day

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Mykonos is the Lindsay Lohan, so might as well quote our leader as the title of this post…

I don’t even know if Lindsay Lohan is still in Mykonos, I don’t really pay attention to her and her acting as our leader is more just a VERY long running 15 year joke because I decided to choose a celebrity to fixate on in the early era of blogging and Paris Hilton was already taken.

That said, this Goulart is the kind of Brazilian Tranny you’d let give you AIDS and destroy the American Porn scene like it was LARA ROXX…I’m just coming at you with the 2005 references aren’t I….let me explain, in the 2000s, the porn industry had an AIDS outbreak, like the COVID outbreak, only it wasn’t from China, it was from Tranny Porn from Brazil and a new to the industry girl named Lara got that HIV and was a casualty of the whole thing, but is likely still alive, you know PREP shit.

ANYWAY…..GOULART…a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who may or may not be tranny, there are certain countries where the Trannies can pass, and the reality is. who cares, when you look this good, your ass will still get eaten by all the rich guys despite there being a big brazilian dick tucked into it, in fact some of the rich guys are probably more into that…especially in greek…the country where Anal sex was officially invented.

Point being, Goulart has been out of the Day to Day Victoria’s Secret shit,I guess she left America to stay in Brazil and up until they decided to cancel their infomercial, she was still doing that…giving her ample time to just do fitness, eat well, and the outcome…a great toned body…tanned and spectacular even if she’s old as shit in model years, she’s better than most of the lazy bitches out there because they just don’t try as hard…

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2020

Jul

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is some pig bitch that Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz found many years ago, I assume he fucked her and decided to give her work because he feared she was going to go public and the world would know he fucks fat chicks…this is back with Pete Wentz was a big deal I assume…

Anyway, she turned that seduction of a man with her fat tits into a career as a song writer, has some hit songs under her belt, along with whatever scabs Pete Wentz gave her and because the ego and narcissism is basically the name of the game, amplified with a proven track record, she decided that she can be a pop star also…people like fat chicks, she can dress crazy, write a few clickbait songs that will go viral on TikTok and secure herself as the star she knew she was the first time Pete Wentz came up her ass, because he knew she was the kind of girl who would fart it out and try to inseminate herself with it, but hoped the feces would act as a spermicide in the process…

Now I don’t know if she actually fucked Pete Wentz, I do know he launched her, created her, gave her a platform to get the confidence she needed to do this fat 30 something pretending to be a hot 20 something pop star…and in the last 6 months she’s clearly lost a lot of weight and is no longer as fucking gross…still big, but borderline acceptable big and this is her slutty outfit she probably bought from some instagram stripper brand all the girls show from despite their Swastika pendants, the pollution their made in china shit causes, and all that other “Woke” shit that goes out the window when it imposes itself on convenience…

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2020

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Jeans of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s been a disappointment for at least a decade…you know the prime example of why big tits need to be taken advantage of … at least sexually… despite what society is trying to tell you about how you shouldn’t take advantage of anything sexually… unless you are the girl with said tits…which is what I meant…because then it’s your body and your right to take advantage of things sexually…you know get that money from those pussy whipped losers they call SIMPS because like incels there is a category of dude who these girls target to get paid out by…

What I am trying to say is that Jennifer Love Hewitt was a set of tits on such a skinny frame that no one anticipated the rest of her body would catch up to the tits, but the body always catches up to the tits, and she’s been fat as shit for a long time at this point…so seeing her ass in jeans may not be an overly big ass to you middle of the road walmart shoppers, I mean this full ass is probably half a cheek in your world so you find it hot….but she’s from Hollywood motherfuckers and she’s fallen the fuck apart and even in this plus sized girls can work…she’s not…she’s too busy eating cake I assume.

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2020

Jul

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is such a fucking show off…everywhere she goes she’s like “my premature ass crawled out of the incubator and got cast in a fucking hit and now I’m rich”….you know because she looks like an underdeveloped baby that still has the sperm tail growing out of it’s forehead or some shit…no wait that’s just her mask….a good contribution to overall look, you know because she’s on some Benjamin Button shit…looking like she’s 90 at 25 or whatever age she is…but that’s not even why she’s a show off…

She’s a show off because she’s had 2 KIDNEY transplants because she’s rich as shit….because one wasn’t enough to rub in her privilege with so she went back for more…as people everywhere with Kidney failure are dying and not because they can’t find a match donor…but because they can’t afford to fucking pay for it…so let her do whatever activism she wants as she walks around with scars that if you read like brail say “Fuck all you poor fucks, I think I’m going to get another organ transplant just to rub it fucking in cuz 2 wasn’t enough”..