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2020

17

Jul

Fuck Pants Friday of the Day

I assume that no one is wearing pants while at home…

I don’t know if people are still in quarantine or lockdown or sheltering in place or doing any of that, because everyone on the streets seem to be pretty much back to normal. I also don’t think that being in quarantine has anything to do with whether you wear pants or not…but maybe it inspired at least one person who was traditionally a pant-wearing to not wear pants.

As an obese man, I haven’t worn pants in decades….but luckily for the general public I do wear pants when I am in the horrible outside world…but wish most girls I see weren’t wearing pants…

So to celebrate no pants, we’re doing a “FUCK PANTS FRIDAY”….gamify this post….right.

which may get a motherfucker arrested if he was a stepfather

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2020

17

Jul

Jenny Slate Nude of the Day

Jenny Slate Nude

Jenny Slate shot to fame by doing one of the most annoying viral videos of our internet times, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, where she baby talked so hard that Hollywood Listened, they are into that kind of thing….

She went onto SNL and solidified herself as a Comedian and has since been in a few movies that you’d hope she wasn’t naked in, but that apparently she’s naked in….even though no one asked her to get naked and by default this is the equivalent of Weinstein pulling his gangrenous dick out for one of the women who used him….

Point being, she’s clearly got fans and she’s naked for those fans and whether at 38 and ugly you’d want to see her naked or not, I guess seeing everyone naked is better than not seeing them naked. Barely.

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Jenny Slate Nude

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2020

17

Jul

Kendall Jenner Getting COVID of the Day

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Whether COVID is real or not, we can only hope it is real, as we watch Kendall shove her fingers in her mouth like it was a black athlete’s cock, since the family are into that, the whole Black Lives Matter has been working for them for a long time, like they are some kind of foster family for the inner city, because they fetishize the black men, make sex tapes with the black men, basically exploit the black men to be part of their storyline….and it all started when OJ fucked the mom as their CUCK dad jerked off at the country club they were all a part of…..producing Khloe Kardashian…

The Kardashians existing while being an actual shit stain on humanity and popculture, influencing women everywhere to jack up their faces too look like dopey fucking sex dolls, only less interesting than sex dolls, because sex dolls don’t jack up their bodies to be more like the Kardashians….a legacy that we can hope ends in terrible face cancers for anyone who signed up to this instant gratification bullshit….including but not limited to Kendall’s dad, who despite his surgeries, still looks like a fucking dudes with breast implants….

The whole thing may be rich as shit, they are an industry, a lot of money and support comes to them from bottom feeding and top level brands who don’t care about sponsoring EVIL if evil has eyeballs, but the biggest joke in all of their trash is that Kendall is considered a top fashion model when she literally looks average as fuck…..all because they push product….this is what people are rewarded for? You can be the shittiest human but people listen to you so we’ll give you media attention, we’ll write about you on TMZ daily, to keep your brand alive and well..feed us fake stories and talking points and we’ll pretend they are exclusives….The Kardashians are the fake news we need to be protesting…not masks, not COVID, but this dog shit.

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2020

17

Jul

Josephine Skriver in her Panties of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the hottest Victoria’s Secret angel that was conceived in a test tube by a marine biologist and his sperm with the egg of some lesbian friend of his because despite popular belief that gay men and lesbians can’t be friends, they sure as hell can make a baby, and with the right engineering, they can look as good as this….

She is probably the only Victoria’s Secret angel that was engineered in a lab, but probably not the last, and that fact shouldn’t take away from her being the hottest one to date….assuming Victoria’s Secret doesn’t go bankrupt after being cancelled for not using tranny models, fat models, and most importantly, their founder / owner funded Epstein…so much darkness to something we’ve all jerked off to at least once….and that girls covet to be a part of because. it is that stamp of approval they need for their egos….

Either way, test tube baby, Artificial baby, Josephine Skriver posted up this pornography and it’s hot….get it before her DNA hacking falters and she self destructs…or gets some rare cancer or some shit…

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2020

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Thong of the Day

Heidi Klum Fitness

Heidi Klum is looking pretty good for someone who has had her insides fucking destroyed by Seal’s baby arm sized cock at least enough times to produce their army of babies…I mean you’d think her uterus would be dragging behind her as she walked, like some kind of puppy mill dog that was overbred because humans are assholes, only to be rescued and given the surgeries needed to go on with a life that doesn’t involve having your cunt drag on the ground.

She’s pretty fit at near 50….but if anything it’s just an endorsement for the Eugenics that made her, or her parents, thanks to that whole Nazi thing people pretend didn’t happen….which is probably more relevant now than ever…because of how crazy the fucking world is…something that a toned stomach on an old as shit mom can at least distract us from.

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2020

17

Jul

Halsey Sucking On a Magnum of the Day

Halsey Live Magnum Pink Wig

Halsey is some trashy over-signer who has a lot of hype despite being caught by the paparazzi snorting a mystery powder a few years ago, which for whatever reason didn’t turn off the sponsors or the mainstream, because if we can learn anything about Hollywood and celebrity, they practice favoritism. Demi Lovato is prime example of a crackhead who almost died of her addiction and will die of her addiction but because of her Disney fame and power, she polarized the story to being a health issue or a mental health issue that she can’t control, cue the sympathy card, and everyone was on a GET WELL SOON, SING AT THE SUPER BOWL kick…fuck that noise…people get FUCKED all the time for addiction, everyday people lose jobs, but these idiots go on with no consequence. It is bullshit.

ANYWAY, Halsey pretends she was a street kid, she plays up the fact her dad is black, she just manipulated the public with the help of the industry, and she didn’t even do a great job about it, but she’s an earner, is part of hit songs and that’s what matters….

As far I am concerned, her fake groupie opportunistic ladder climbing tits are the most interesting thing about her…but you may be into seeing her getting paid to put things in her mouth, like this ice cream bar that is her sponsor because they don’t care that she snorts drugs, she had a prescription alright….and she’s famous alright….

I still think she’d be better off getting paid to put other things in her mouth behind the nightclub she’s trying to get into to seduce the DJ into letting her lay down a vocal track, but she’s already BEEN THERE and DONE THAT! It’s not her first time, it never is when you are at her level!


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2020

17

Jul

Girls in PPE of the Day

Girls in PPE

Whether this COVID thing is real or not…whether masks are effective at anything but making your ugly ass look better or not….and whether seeing people fighting each other over wearing masks like it is a life or death situation or a WAR because we are just that spoiled as a people that the biggest issues we face are whether to wear a mask or not….instead of fighting the real fucking enemy that is trying to encroach on our freedoms…like the tech giants that are tracking our every move, like Facebook, Google and Apple, the real fucking enemy or the actual Government who is responsible for this lockdown and the whole mask conversation to begin with, because they actually oppress you and take a percentage of your money like some kind of cult, on some Jonestown Masacre level of “GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU OWN NOW DRINK THIS OFF BRAND KOOL AID / TANG”… only they call it INCOME TAX….and sales tax and property tax…as you fight for Black Lives Mattering instead of worrying about how you are getting fucked over in your own fucking life…smarten up you idiots…so eating each other and eat the fucking rich.

THAT SAID, girls in PPE can be kinda hot for a pervert who is happy just knowing there’s a set of tits attached to them….whether you’re a believer in PPE or whether it’s a bit too ANIME for you because you’ve established the black lives mattering thing, but you’re still weary of those asians and their anime…assuming you’re not the weirdo guy who gets off to hentai….you’re the guy who gets off to hentai…aren’t you….

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2020

17

Jul

Girls Who Fart Friday of the Day

I wonder what would have to go wrong in a person’s life for them to have a girls farting fetish. You know what kind of child abuse did a motherfucker endure to have a girls farting fetish. The only one I can think of is maybe your baby sitter used to sit on your face when you were like 12 and fart in your mouth….and since it was the only time a girl has ever sat on your face…you sexualize it…but nothing hot about a girl shitting or farting…because as a man who thinks the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, I like to pretend it never sees feces or feces related things like farts…even if that’s the whole point of the anus I am trying to lick.

In conclusion, you’re all sick fucks….and no, none of these women are Chrissy Teigen even though she looks like she’s a huge farter.

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2020

17

Jul

Dude Gets Girl’s Vagina Tattoed on his Arm and Other Videos of the Day

Dog Steals Chicken

Girls Dine and Dash but Forget the Purse

Barber Takes Inspo Photo Too Literal During Haircut

Dog Escapes Croc – As Assholes Watch

Germ Spreader

Masker VS Anti Masker…

Spirit Airlines Riot for Black Lives matter

ANother Anti Masker

Ninja!

Idiot Woman Sent Nudes to get a Dog

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2020

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Even when I avoid fights with people I know over politics and covid and black lives mattering, I end up in fights about those mainstream talking points, and I avoid all people, so I can’t imagine what it is like to be a social being.

I also don’t really understand why people don’t see how obvious the “news media” is in promoting COVID, or taking down Trump, or fighting for the rights of all black people…they are just sensationalizing, tabloid driven, rating whores who LOVE this era that conveniently landed in an election year of someone they want out.

No matter what your beliefs are, you should take a step back and remember that the media is evil on all sides of the fence, and that you should stop hating each other, but instead join forces and hate the powers that be.

It’s like we can all agree to disagree on abortion, guns and other basic things that really don’t effect our daily lives…instead of trying to fight for moral justice…and move on with our lives…

Hate people who are assholes, despite their politics or heritage and like people who are not assholes, despite their politics or heritage, because someone’s believes at their core, doesn’t mean they are bad people, just different people.

The bad people are the celebrities, who are back to posting slutty selfies as BLM has lost their interest, not that they even post on their own feeds. They are PUPPETS and by definition of their jobs and lives, do what they are fucking told, say what they are told to say, so that they can live in fancy houses. They are bullshit…and the companies who own them are bullshit too.

So then there’s Ellen, who from DAY one has creeped me the fuck out, and not because she’s a lesbian, I don’t care what she’s putting her fists into….or what she’s losing her watch in.

It was obvious it was a calculated bullshit show that they designed around her, but in every interview, and every joke, you could tell she was rude, entitled, mocking the people she was interviewing and not some neighborly friendly lesbian…

I couldn’t understand how she was America’s sweetheart, seeing how evil she was…but then America just loves what they are told to love, and she was what they were told to love…

Then she would sign off each show with “Be Kind To Each Other”…not that I’ve seen the show more than 2-3 times in my life, but in those 2-3 times I was like “fuck off bitch, you’re not kind to anyone”….

So today, after the whole WAYFAIR child trafficking Ellen Pillow, I saw Ellen feed a story to Buzzfeed or some other puppet in the puppet media, where her “staff” that was fired and who were likely paid off, are saying Ellen had nothing to do with the bad treatment they got, and they are blaming it all on her executive producers for her toxic work place…..

Even more obvious, the executive producers are taking the blame and saying “we need to grow and be better, its’ a time of learning”….or whatever…..because Elle is rich and her team are her bitches….as the powers that be try to clear her name and keep the show on TV, it makes too much money.

She’s a fucking empire, with products, merch, her own variation of a Youtube called EllenTube and she doesn’t mean her cunt she puts household objects inside….she her producers are her “fall guys” and I am sure everyone is paid nicely for it….

Ellen, for sure still the fucking devil and when the show is called Ellen, that creepy dyke is to blame….the sarcastic cunt to everyone is like one of those “Liars” who says “trust me” all the time….

Hollywood spins all stories for the powerful. They’d never cancel her show, it’s the only thing that makes them money….so now they are saving her, and I’ve written too much about ELLEN, since I don’t care about any of this, I just know how they spin things for all you idiots to fight about….

Stop being a fucking clueless asshole who buys into what they are selling you.

Here are some morning links.


Former UFC Fighter Alexandra Albu Sets Instagram on Fire With a Topless Picture of Herself in a Thong
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Getting Ready with Ashley Benson
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Danica Patrick Confirms That She and Aaron Rodgers Have Called It Quits
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Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Making Fun of her Mom
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Pool Attracts Elephant
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ASAP Rocky Files Restraining Order
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Body Builder Talks About his Porn Addiction – How Embarrassing – I bet his Girlfriend Put Him Up to It
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Pamela Misztal in Nothing but her Glasses!
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Sara Maurizi Getting Milky on the Beach!
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The NBA Had to Remind Players in the Bubble to Wear Clothes When Receiving Room Service
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Best “Nude” moments
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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