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2020

Jul

Bella Thorne Wet Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is doing COVID quarantine right, because she’s in Mexico on a yacht that I am sure she flew private to get to, because she’s rich as shit…in part because she was a puppet her mom sold to the Disney Corporation, which gave her that stamp of approval and training to be a legit “talent”….but also because she understood that social media was where all the hype was going and with her Disney celebrity, she could easily integrate and get some of that…so in ways she’s a “self starting” entrepreneur, but I’m sure she has agents and Disney team with their hand up her asshole like the perverted puppet masters they are, because why would you create a celebrity kid and not get kickbacks for the rest of their life, seems like a waste of an investment for an organization as smart as Disney.

Either way, she’s relevant, an It-Girl because she speaks to the youth with her perceived overly honest, overly sexual, half nakedness…that they can relate to because I guess they grew up on porn also…and aren’t as uptight as older bitches….so in being relevant she can sell products, merch, weed, movie deals, porno movie deals, basically anything….so that she can afford that good celebrity / influencer / youtuber life….

So this is her in Mexico with her boyfriend, since they can only meet in Mexico as borders are closed to most places and she’s definitely living a better life than all of you, all while being some annoying to listen to idiot, but her tits are round and sometimes round tits are just want we need to life our spirits.

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2020

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Nip Slip of the Day

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I knew Ireland Baldwin was big, I mean most of my obvious jokes about her besides her dad calling her a pig she clearly grew into are about her sheer size!

Not to mention she’s been to rehab, has an addictive personality, instagram allows you to photoshop your shit to look toned and hot, while real life doesn’t seem to make fun of fat girls, instead they are celebrated…some body positivity, don’t fat shame, we are all god’s people even if we die prematurely without all of our legs thanks to diabetes….

I just didn’t realize she was this big, maybe pregnant? I mean that barrel belly is what you’d expect to see on some 45 year old man in skinny jeans, you know the look and you may know the meme….

She’s over 6 feet tall, probably 200 pounds and despite the huge tits, she’s looking a lot like an out of shape middle aged dad who doesn’t seem to care that he’s gained 50 pounds since he got married, he’s too busy getting drunk in the pool at the all inclusive resort before a weird suntanned game of volleyball he thinks he has the athletic prowess to properly execute and deliver on, despite having not done fitness in what looks like 10 years.

Big girl…and it’s terrifying…that shitty prison tattoos to make her look like a shitty art school kid’s sketchbook based on their TRAUMA for some art project doesn’t help and either does the redness that could be from the sun, the heat, a heart attack…who knows, it just doesn’t look right. Dad Bod.

Despite her obesity, I still think the early to Instagram baldwin still has a chance to be the Baldwin we all talk about, while the other one is too busy being verbally abused by her bratty husband Bieber…

I am still an Ireland Baldwin believer, but she’s not helping out too much when looking like this, get it together girl….

Big tits though.

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2020

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens is Back to Promoting her Slutty Self of the Day

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Earlier in the year, Vanessa Hudgens who most people forgot about, was dumped by her boyfriend after he was cast to play Elvis and realized he doesn’t need to use her anymore and can pave the way for himself, while being buried in hot pussy that isn’t this old hag, overbearing, probably controlling far too familiar pussy. They were together for a decade or something so it was safe to say she was the star, he was the arm candy, but when he saw his escape he took it.

I guess that fucked with Hudgens on a deep level, her boy toy no longer with her, forced to prove to herself and the world that at 30 she still had what it took to get dick, and it started a series of slutty pics, until she wrongfully cried that Coachella was cancelled on her profile, despite there being a pandemic, and her “THIRSTY” look how slutty I can be if I want it, like she learned at Disney, because activism…

So for a solid month, the puppet has been pushing some racist agenda that may not be racist, but that I think does more harm that good and is being pushed aggressively by non black people, in an appropriating the plight of the black man to further divide the country…and at least one black person I know has told me the whole thing is racist…

So she’s been out here fighting for the rights of George Floyd and shit, forgetting to be a slut, slowing on the slut content and I’m sure her team has struggled to get her back on track with the slutty content that put her back on the map…so amongst her BRAVE black square bullshit activism from her mansion, she’s snuck in a few “look at my titties” bikini pics…adn this is one of them…so that you don’t have to stomach whatever the fuck her team is putting up for her at the request of her agents, her Disney team and all the other manipulative fucks that control these puppets…

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2020

Jul

Lottie Moss Panty Flash of the Day

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Lottie Moss is really not hot at all. I know she’s had her moments as the short, reality star, with far too much BOTOX looking like a Kardashian or any fucking influencer craving attention, you know the look I mean, they all have it…but she was always just a mooch, mooching off Kate Moss’ last name, because they are apparently half siblings, which is lucky for Lottie, since without Kate Moss no one would even notice her average fucking look.

I’ve also never seen Lottie in pictures with Kate, so I’m assuming they’ve never met despite the dad having knocked up what must be some homeless prostitute or obese woman that got that fat gene up in their offspring, but luckily for her, she got the last name because a last name in this era is enough to actually matter…people care who your famous relatives are, they’ll even put you on a reality show for it!

Anyway, the tabloid attention seeking whore that will never be Kate Moss or have anything remotely near Kate Moss’ legacy and will forever be an afterthought so far in the Kate Moss shadows, is flashing her panties so they say…and this is the pic….

I ignored these pics of Lottie Moss in what I guess is some sort of slutty bra top, not because I hate slutty bra tops, but because she looks like total fucking shit, I guess the jet set party life that may be on hold because of COVID has been replaced with eating and sitting…cuz this ain’t a fit looking body.

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2020

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Big titty Charlotte McKinney is finally out in a bikini top….showing off what got her on Dancing with the Stars when Dancing with the Stars were scrambling to figure out how to get the younger audience to watch their shitty show, only to realize that casting “influeners’ that most people don’t give a fuck about, despite their big tits, wasn’t the fucking answer…so they have fired the host and brought on Tyra Banks in their most recent attempt of “we don’t know what the fuck we are doing despite our huge budgets, this internet thing that is actually super easy to manipulate, just isn’t something we are able to manipulate”….

Point being, never has there been a titty model, who only had following thanks to being early to show off her big tits on instagram, decide she’s above showing off her tits, because she wants to be a legit model or personality, maybe even an actor or something…and not just a set of tits, even though if she had embraced being a titty model that people are only into for her tits and had fun with it, instead of turn her back on it, she’d be 100 times further ahead than where she is….it’s like don’t alienate your audience if you have an audience, even though I’d alienate my audience if I had an audience, but I’m not here trying to get relevant…I’m the kind of guy who thinks it is funny when I used to offend my followers enough lose them…back when I had a twitter before they deleted me..but you get what I am saying…USE THE TITS, they are Nature’s insurance policy that you’ll be OK.

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2020

Jul

Madison Beer Pussy Print of the Day

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Madison Beer is a youtube star, because before TikTok the fucking perverts into underage girls lip synching and dancing with their tits out, Youtube was the hub…and not only were they the hub, but they also paid the underage girls to produce their smut, through their content partner program, which I guess would make them pornographers, since people were obviously jacking off to Madison Beer….

I never knew of her when she was underage and being exploited by everyone around her to make them money, from her mom to Youtube to managers and probably brands. I actually missed the boat on the whole Youtuber thing because I just found Youtube creators intolerable….

So, I only really got a glimpse of her existence and her big tits when she signed her record deal and was doing the whole “I’m famous and the Paparazzi get pics of me in various slutty outfits”….trying to redefine herself as a legit celeb and not some annoying youtuber…and she still hasn’t had a hit song because all these “talents” are just low hanging fruit digital marketing idiots that went viral…rather than GOOD at their CRAFT…they are too lazy to be good at their craft when GOOGLE cuts them 100k – 1,000,000 dollar checks a month….some of these Youtubers get multiple million dollar checks per month all for doing LAZY fucking content for their channels…but the perverts like it…so there’s that….and then there’s this…the BIKE SHORT movement of PUSSY DEFINITION…something I like because I like pussy and seeing the pussy through pants…unless it’s on a LUNCH LADY…because in High School there was a Lunch Lady who always had a FRONTAL WEDGIE, that’s what we called it pre-CAMELTOE…and it was repulsive because we knew her pussy was big from all the kids she had…but when it’s some under 65 year old with a tight body…it’s goood so keep up the good work you vapid fucking boring fucking uneventful fucking waste of an opportunity and money!

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2020

Jul

Nicki Minaj Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some pig bitch, some clown bitch, scam bitch…who is married to a legit sex offender and possible murderer, I don’t read any of the gossip really, I just know that along with funding her brother’s legal team to help him get out of sex offending, she also married a sex offender, and has now bred with him like the pig bitch she is….

She posted some bullshit pregnancy pics with her baby gut hanging out like it was a fat upper pussy, or GUNT that instead of just offending people when it is in leggings, offends us by spreading her shitty fucking genetics onto another generation.

She’s a fucking scam, she’s always been a scam, she was cast in acting school to be the Black Gaga, back when it wasn’t racist to hire black people for your personal gain, you know modern slavery shit that’s done pretty well for her….but not pretty well for us, since we have to deal with her existing and have no fucking choice in the matter.

That said, pregnancy pics are fucking embarrassing and anytime I see pics of a couple doing pregnancy pics, I think….some real fucking hyped on themselves so hard because they get to breed like the Kardashians because each generation is a line profit/loss item on their business manager’s ledger….garbage people are EVERYWHERE…but lucky for you a Sex Offender has bred with a huge pop star.

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2020

Jul

Alexandra Daddario in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is out here in a bikini, giving the fans who hate masks a giant fuck you as she wears her mask in the middle of fucking nature like some kind of perverted sick fuck, since there are no people around, this ain’t a Vegas pool party or some shit….not that the virus is even that real, I still don’t know anyone with it and those who have had it said it was a sore throat for a day, like a very mild cold you sleep off, not to mention I left the house and saw everyone up on each other like they gave up on social distancing when the protests happened and the COVID cases went down…SO PECULIAR…not that I am against masks…I fucking love masks for their ability to keep our faces off that image recognition surveillance camera shit.

Point being, some people may also realize that they look better in masks, so there’s that!

Now Alexandra Daddario, probably not the most hyped content from the weekend, but she’s in a bikini and despite having seen her tits in True Detective, making her bathing suit obsolete, or maybe just an obstacle getting in the way of showing off her big tits, and what it comes down to is at least she’s skinny..

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2020

Jul

Big Girl Jumps into the Water and Other Videos of the Day

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Karen Wants her Creamy Yogurt

Stretching Gymnast

Amazon Worker Who Should Be Fired For Bringing Politics to Work

Cabin Fever Titty Jiggle Dance

Keeping things Hot in Hawaii

Dude Crying While Getting a Queer Looking Tattoo

Idiot Climbs a Light Pole

Las Vegas man argues with store manager over wearing a mask

Bear VS Tourists!

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2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with disconnecting from the computer for the weekend is never wanting to come back online…it’s takes a lot of convincing to get me to update the site…not only is the internet bad for my balls with my ghetto ass lap top burning them, it’s bad for the mind, the soul, basically everything…

So while other assholes sit updating their social media with their worthless opinions, in their downtime or spare time, like the attention seeking assholes they are…I’m like…who cares about what I have to say, too much is already being said, and then I remember it’s not about what I say, it’s about the tits, so focus on the tits.

The world is probably at it’s most nutty, most volatile, the internet has won, the media has programmed everyone to be these angry idiots I want nothing to do with…but the one thing that will always be recession proof, entertaining and uplifting is pics of slutty girls…

So here’s to posting pics of chicks everyday for the last 15 years…what a pathetic existence but at least I’m not an influencer or a twitter celebrity that’d be far fucking worse….

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