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2020

23

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez is The Captain Now of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid who bought her way into LA whether through her acting portfolio which got her a visa, or maybe through her being rich, where she just had to bring over a million dollars with her, either way, she’s here to stay as she tries to navigate American celebrity, or the lack of celebrity she’s clearly got, because the only thing I know her for is fucking Fergie’s husband or ex husband when they first split up, which isn’t saying much for her beyond that she’s a groupie, since Duhamel was married to fergie and may or may not be into trannies…

What I will say is that this self proclaimed compulsive eater who I guess battled with her weight has used Kardashian tactics to basically rebuild herself, you can see what look like scars on her stomach from the LIPOSUCTION that they probably re-inserted in her ass and tits as they do….so when a bitch with big tits says they aren’t implants they may well be just injected with her gunt…

I am not hating on Eiza or whatever this ship captain shit is…

She’s a bitch on a boat and boats get bitches so there’s that…

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2020

23

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s TITTY DROP THURSDAY, the most wonderful day of the year for those of you who can still sexualize a set of tits, like the girls showing off their tits, for pervert dudes to get excited by their tits, whether they pretend it is for feminism or activism or to help de-sexualize the tits or not….it’s still a titty flash for titty loves and that’s what fucking matters…..sure we can’t do Wet T-shirt contests at the college bar level anymore, unless it features a bunch of trans trying to learn the woman experience, so we have to resort to the whoring on the internet that they pretend isn’t whoring to get whores…and as someone who doesn’t leave the house, that works for me.

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2020

23

Jul

Zoe Stone’s Just Brushing her Hair of the Day

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Zoe Stone is some random account I came across on instagram, even though I don’t actually use instagram, fuck that Facebook evil shit trying to track my fucking thoughts in exchange for likes and Follows….since I don’t have what it takes to be an influencer, there’s no place for me on there….but this Zoe Stone character, she’s good, despite only having 25k followers, there’s always hope there will be more.

She seems to be from Hawaii, or living in Hawaii with some Hawaiian looking male model boyfriend, which I like to point out to the nerds who unfollow and hate women with boyfriends because it means you can’t have them, even though you could never have them. It’s funny incel shit that keeps me going….

I found it interesting that she posts videos of herself instead of pictures, I’m assuming it is because her videos get more views than when she posts pics and that makes her feel better about herself. Maybe instagram algorithm shares videos more than pics and the videos are her way out of this 25k loser level of influencer to the 1,000,000 she needs to matter…who fucking knows.

I just find it interesting because all these girls avoid video because video isn’t sophisticated enough to be as easily photoshopped or edited, you need a visual effects team to lock it down, and that’s inconvenient….so they stick to photoshopping their pics into cartoon versions of themselves hoping they never get a job on an influencer trip where people will see the real them. It’s some avatar insanity….

I am sure influencer trips would be the funniest thing to attend, even for a minute, before realizing how boring influencers are, even more so when you realize the hot chick you follw is actually a fucking monster…

But this Zoe girl is not a monster, we’ve got VIDEO evidence that she’s hot, so take that all you fat chicks making yourself skinny or skinny chicks making yourself have an ass…we’re onto and real babes still exist…

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2020

23

Jul

Asshole Behind Thongs Thursdays of the Day

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The asshole is the titties of this generation, you know when everything is genderless and built on this fake concept of equality and inclusion, the asshole is the only sex organ we have in common with each other….dick or pussy or hermaphrodite or not….our assholes are united and one…so when looking at these assholes, think they could just as easily be a man’s asshole, or a trans asshole, or a herm asshole….which they call intersex asshole now…because tits and cunt are for girls and mouths can have too much gender association with the idea of facial hair…where the asshole unites us…

Or maybe, this generation are perverts and tits pics and pussy pics are posted to instagram freely for all to see, where the asshole is a little more mystery since it is the gateway to their soul.

I don’t know, I just know that Asshole Behind Thong, because Thongs don’t protect from fecal matter, but do allow a girl on her period to wear a pad so that she doesn’t lose a limb from Toxic Shock Syndrome…and I guess that’s something all these women, so many women, like to show off while trying to get sunbscribers to their onlyfans.

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2020

23

Jul

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

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OMG Kara Del Toro is SOOOOOOO racist….in a Black Lives Matter era she’s blatantly eating a fruit so aggressively associated with RACISM…without giving a fuck….no care despite the BLACK SQUARE I am sure is somewhere on her fake activist instagram….because all these vapid idiots pretend to have substance by attaching themselves to trending causes….that they don’t even believe because they are too busy trying to be rich and live that life of luxury at the 5 star resorts they stay at for free because they are influencers….when really she’s got no influence and is just a set of tits….

What I am trying to say is that I hope we can all get on board with this new cause….the #cancelwatermelon cause…because racism….

I don’t know about you, but I’m offended…..

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2020

23

Jul

Julianne Hough Sexual Assault of the Day

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So if Julianne Hough wasn’t a mormon who denounced being mormon like the girls on reddit in the Latter Day Saints Gone Wild Group….and if she didn’t decide to desecrate her SIN HOLE with the likes of Ryan Seacrest’s dick and whatever else she filled herself with when she went hollywood…including but not limited to her brother….you know keep it in the family because the family knows you better than you know yourself and you come from the same background and experience….so you have that bond…which is probably why all those shitty evil porn tube sites push that incest shit…because people really the backwoods of West Virginia had it right….I guess?!

Anyways, she’s getting a divorce, experimenting with her sexuality where she’s sexually assaulting one of her groupies by spanking her ass as she rides the bike, probably without consent despite the whole MeToo thing and luckily for her, she’s not a man and won’t got down, until this Kristy Owin chick realizes how wrong it was in 43 years and decides to cash in on being a prop for Julianne Hough…only to get a 90 year old Julianne Hough locked up…like she deserves for this OFFENSIVE booty slapping in plain sight to discount how fucking wrong it is….so when do the woke start cancelling her….let’s see that consent form motherfucker.

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2020

23

Jul

Bebe Rexha Twerking of the Day

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I posted some bullshit rant that doesn’t matter about Bebe Rexha to give some context for all the booty content she’s been producing of late. I don’t know if she’s legit white or identifies as white but she definitely figured out how to pull off the PAWG or THICC girl thing, where they are still fat fucks but fat fucks with a waistline like a Kardashian.

At 30 or whatever age she is, I can assume that it was done with the help of tactics the kardashian use, you know the same tactics that have influenced millions of girls to jack their faces up, or maybe Bebe Rexha has actually put some work into her fitness…just not that much work cuz she’s still fat….but fat is celebrated, we’re used to fat, I still find it gross, but will still watch a fat chick be a whore for attention especially when she’s already rich as shit from hit songs she wrote for other people, before deciding to do it for herself cuz that’s how narcissism and ego works….

Watch her gyrate. Love it even though I Don’t.

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2020

23

Jul

Female Arsonist Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Lightning Strikes Statue of Liberty

Dude Attacking People with Hand Saw

Bear Getting Close to Humans

Big Guy Launch

Moose Vs Off Roaders!

Guy Getting It…

Robbery Fail

Kitten Steals Money

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2020

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It seems like people are forgetting in this MeToo movement is that ppl are clout chasers. They will do anything for clout. So when you “believe” all accusers, regardless of evidence, just based on her story…you’re in a pretty dangerous place of that “court of public opinion” basically ruining your life, all because someone has other motives, or has some level of anger towards the person they are going to bring down, without really giving a fuck about how it affects them…

I guess we are raised to think business is war, getting ahead is life, in a “it’s business not personal” way….kill or be killed…and when the golden opportunity arrises take it.

I just saw that the Tucker Carlson accuser was talking about how awesome he was on twitter a year ago, now all of a sudden he’s the devil…I don’t watch TV or even know who Tucker Carlson is, but I do know he has a hit show and someone who doesn’t like that could pay off someone to take him out, since everyone is so volatile…

So….defund your police or whatever and make sure no one has a fair trial and let random accusations take them down…because why the fuck not right….It’s definitely fucked up and that woman should be locked the fuck up like the girl who accused that High School athlete who had a promising career of rape, getting him arrested, only to never go pro…RUINING his life…only to take back the accusations…his life already ruined…

People are shitty, don’t believe everyone…since everyone is a fucking liar…

Some Morning links at 1 pm, I’m lazy, fuck you.

Jerry Rice Shared a Video of Himself and His Wife Dancing in Bed on TikTok
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Hot Encounter with a Crackhead
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Demi Lovato is Engaged…Not Dead…
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Shanina Shaik Shower SHoot!
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Andy Dick Falls Off the Wagon
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OnlyFans Star Renee Gracie Announces Supercar Comeback
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Dude Tries to Evade Arrest
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The Dude Who Stole the 40 Pound Dildo
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Smart Cat Opens Treats Fast
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Kiki Passo Hanging Out Poolside in Miami
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2020

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s funny to see how weak everyone is…no one takes a “THIS IS SPARTA” approach to life, I guess we are all just too fucking lazy….but then you see these protestors and you have to realize people aren’t too lazy…just misguided because they aren’t fighting against taxation. It’s theft…that really proves that we’re someone’s bitch…clearly….

That said, it’s funny to see the desperation of girls who launch an only fans thinking they’ll be a big deal and get paid because they hear the success story from slutty girls with actual fans who are killing it on that platform….and now they’ve committed to being sex workers of the internet with the dream of better life and better pay than their service industry job….but they can’t convert because they didn’t have loser fans in the first place dying to see them naked…and they are already naked…so they get sluttier and sluttier…until they are posting anal sex videos hoping to rook in followers who just saw the anal sex video and don’t need to subscribe….and now they are the girl with anal sex videos on the internet….but I respect the ambition…and the content being given out for free to bait us…

Then there’s lesbians on the side of the road relying on a man to change their tire is…they don’t need a dad to officially be a father to the kids…they just need the sperm…but while on the side of the damn road with a flat…unable to change a tire…because they didn’t read that chapter in their “how to be a lesbian at life” guidebook….and the first dude who comes along thinking he may get a handjob out of this…before realizing what he actually signed up for because of their mullets and oversized shorts….so don’t trust lesbians who hate on men…they are just lying…because they need us.

Then there’s Kanye, a story I really don’t care about because the Kardashians are fucking evil and it’s all tactics to promote their shitty empire too many people already support…but there’s Kanye getting sympathy and support for his twitter rants because he’s “Mentally Ill”, even though everyone on social media is substantially worse than Kanye, you are all fucking crazy, by definition you have to be mentally ill to join some fucking bitching community, with the fighting, ranting, hating, paranoia, and most importantly the donating of ideas to Zuckerberg because like the Kardashians you don’t think he’s rich enough off of you….it’s all fucking nuts….

Here’s some stepLINKS

WWE Nikki Bella Calls Herself the Queen of Masturbating at 3am
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Martha Stewart Thirst Trap from the Pool
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Izabel Goulart Looking Amazing with her Booty Out
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Elsa Hosk Awesome See Through Bikini Top
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Kiki Passo Hanging Out Poolside in Miami
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Kate Bosworth in a Tube Top!
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Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini!
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Drunk Driver Misses Roundabout
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Golf Day!
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Pro Surfer Courtney Conlogue in a Bikini
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WWE Hall of Famer Torrie Wilson Spreads Love and Kindness With a Naked Selfie
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Black Bear Interacting with Tourists
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Taylor Hill in her Bikini Looking Epic
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Noah Cyrus Weird Country Photoshoot
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1961 Video Asking People if Bikinis Should be Banned.
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Jessie James Decker Looks Perfect in a Bikini
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Olivia Culpo – Braless and Perky
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10 Sex Workers Reveal The Saddest Experience They’ve Had on the Job
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Monkeys at the Hair Salon
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Conor McGregor Photographed With Smokeshow Olympic Gymnast Karolina Sevastyanova
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Tight Leggings
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Billy Eichner to play Paul Lynde in biopic
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Hot Random Model Bikini Photoshoot
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Christina or X-Tina Lip Synching
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Dog Pees in the Toilet
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Girl Plays Dead When Being Chased by a Bison
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Big Fish makes Speedy Escape
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This Cat Responds to German
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Orlando Bloom mourns his dog Mighty who died due to bad Dog Owners…
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Bebe Rexha is Riding a Bike!
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Diora Baird Touching Tongues with. her Girlfriend
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Hot Titty Mexican Model
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HILDE OSLAND – BEAUTIFUL BOOBS IN SEXY REVEALING SWIMSUIT
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Hot Model in a Random Shoot
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Abba to Release 5 New Songs
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Riverdale Star Gets Metal Pulled Out of his Eye!
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Anna Camp Brags About her COVID
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A Bunch of “Funny” Pics
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Everything Sports Illustrated Swim – If You Are Into That Kinds of Thing
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Kaia Gerber in Fitness Gear – Showing off that Skinny Body for the Paid Paparazzi
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Butchy Camila Mendes on a Coffee Run
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Jennifer Lahmers in Bikini Bottoms
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Yazmin Oukhellou – sunbathing in Mallorca
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Joey King at some Weird Event…photoshoot…who knows..it is weird
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Nina Dobrev in Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Really Milking it on the Beach
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Fat Ass Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Lily rose Depp Hard Nips
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Jennifer Garner Swimsuit
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Ariel Winter Fat Ass Hanging Out of Short Shorts
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Michelle Keegan’s Bikini Top Tanning
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Maria Pedraza – on a yacht in Formentera
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From stepSMUT!!

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Clear Dildo Revolutionizes Dildos
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Ready for the Close Up?
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Twelve Time Olympic Medalist Pussy Flash
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Tits and Aspergers…
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Big Tit Pussy Drip
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Lesbian Make-Out
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12 People Having a Shitty Day
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When it is so good – the tits come out!
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The Best of Kelly Preston’s Nude Moments – In Memoriam
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Big Booty Bride!
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Big Titty Drop
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Genevieve Morton Nips
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Milly Marks Goes from J-Cup to an M-Cup – Wtf
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Laughing the Toy Out of Her
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Hot Fucking Reddit Amateur
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EMILY WICKERSHAM NUDE SEX SCENE FROM “GARDENER OF EDEN”
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Public Masturbator May Kill Old Fatty
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