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2020

24

Jul

Bella Thorne Showing Off Her Stripper Outfits of the Day

It is no secret that all these younger people don’t know how to deal with all the sex that they have access to and that they have grown up with, you know internet porn is real and having the ability to watch it all day everyday is damaging enough to distort your perspective on sex and sexuality, especially if you are the kind of person to get off to it, or to think that it’s actually hot and not just gutter bitches being paid to take big cock in their ass….

My theory is that the younger people, all raised on inclusivity, and being “Woke” can’t differentiate that being a whore or a porn chick isn’t a “cool” or “edgy” or “brave” thing…it’s bottom feeding because they want easy money….so they think porn chicks are cooler or more stable than they are….even though they all seem to think unstable is more interesting because they are all empty and need some bullshit clinical diagnosis to justify all that is wrong with them while they medicate with whatever legal anti depressants they can…

So when you see girls like Bella Thorne, who has directed a porn to break from Disney and speak to her audience of perverts, dressed in stripper gear as if it’s trending or in style because it is, it reminds me of how fucking perverted all these exhibitionists are and that everyone in the world will have a sex tape….just not Bella Thorne today…but if you google her sister you’ll see her sex tape thanks to Only Fans Dreams..

I’m all for seeing everyone fuck, I just don’t like when some are treated as celebs and others as gutter porn chicks…because if anything this is just another celebrity trying to mooch off other people to elevate themselves….because celebrities have no fucking souls, personality or opinion beyond “GET ME MORE FAMOUS AND RICH”…garbage.

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2020

24

Jul

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss’ daughter, but probably wishes she was. I have a feeling that Lottie Moss doesn’t even have the same last name as Kate Moss, but uses it as a “NOM DU PLUME” or stagename because it’s familiar and she can ride off that, but even if she does have the same name and her story of being Kate Moss’ half sister because they have the same dad, thus the last name, she has zero physically in common with the iconic model.

Now, I’m old school and I like real women…I also hate fat chicks so I like skinny women…which is why I’ve always liked models, or traditional models because they had to be tall and thin, some bust, some fit, some just skin and bones, but never fat….

So when I see some doughy, face injected, possibly fat from stomach injected in ass and tits, because that is considered “Day Spa” treatments in this era of all these people are fake as shit, I see the waist to hip ratio, I see the body, but I just can’t see past the desparation to be followed, liked, jerked off to, etc.

It’s all so much trashier than when Kate Moss was an It-Girl just doing coke at fashion parties and getting paid, and I typically like trashy, but not when it isn’t treated like trash, but instead as some “influencer”…

So basically, this is Kate Moss’s sex doll looking pornstar looking bottom feeding half sister I doubt she’s ever met and if she has, where are the pics!

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2020

24

Jul

Abigail Cowen Pug Love of the Day

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Abigail Cowen is some actress I’ve never heard of, but who has 900k followers on her instagram, so she must be really important, unless she bought those followers from a Russian Bot follower site for 100 dollars, which is what a lot of these fame whores do.

HOWEVER- she is actually on TV, not that anyone watches TV, but it is still a level of clout that a lot of other girls with 900k followers don’t have, her main role has been a regular on the new Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that has more of a horrible Riverdale Vibe than the actual Melissa Joan Hart show you all grew up jerking off to. TGIF.

She’s also been on Stranger Things, another show that you’d have to be a weird pervert to watch, anything starring actual kids should be off limits to anyone over 18.

The most important thing about her as far as I’m concerned is that she’s a PUG lover, and anyone who has a pug or loves pugs is a friend of mine, because pugs are the most special and amazing creatures that I am pretty sure aren’t actual dogs and I credit my pug for saving my life in more ways than one over the last 12 years. I’ve had another dogs, I’ve loved other dogs, because dogs are better than humans, but there’s really just something fucking special about these flat faced angels and anyone out there that sees that, or has experienced that has a special connection with me, which makes jerking off to her that much more meaningful…

This girl is also named Abigail Cowen – only she’s way more embarrassing than this Abigail Cowen – so I had to post it.

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2020

24

Jul

Rita Ora Pussy Dance of the Day

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I know Rita Ora pretends to be a popstar, but we’ve never heard any of her songs and she’s been around for a really long fucking time, I’m thinking a decade and still calls herself a popstar or a recording artist, you’d think there would be a point in her music career where she realizes that the music thing is more of a hobby and she’s really just a host body for a set of great tits….but like most girls…they hate to admit that they are just tits…

The reality is, Rita Ora is just a host body for tits, the tits and I guess her willingness to use them is why she exists, why she has a record deal, why she gets to go to all the parties, a reason to have social media followers waiting for her next dance, workout, bikini, twerk, cameltoe, sexualization of the female because they do this to them damn selves…thanks for that….cuz we like the tits!

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2020

24

Jul

They Call This an ANTIFA Training Video and Other Videos of the Day

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Four Motorcycles Crash

China’s First Rocket to Mars…

Cartwheel Out of Police Custody

Looters in Seattle

Idiot Driver…

Looters Break into a Store…

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2020

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that the richest, most successful people who are at least in the public, not the random finance genius billionaire who pulled a bitcoin scam, but you know the rich fucks I mean, the public position, entertainment industry type of rich and successful people, are the biggest fucking losers who say the lamest shit and who have zero interesting going on despite being rich as shit…and doing everything that is seemingly interesting….because at their core they just fucking suck…..money grubbing loser fucks….

I find it more interesting that girls of all walks of life have officially been over exposed on social media chasing clout that they’ve all decided to show off their sex, in a what could be a sex challenge, like the Ice Bucket Challenge but with more pushing back on a dick, or riding a dick, or sucking a dick….under the illusion of an only fans business model, but that is probably something they’d do for free because they are the selfie generation, come into the bedroom with them to see how raw and real they are….exhibitionism is obviously nothing new, but all these people are programmed to want to be watched, to crave being watched so I guess we gotta do what we gotta do a watch…you know contribute to these fascinating times!

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2020

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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As you diddle your sin cave, I’m out here trying to craft a portable glory hole out of garbage bags and an old fishing rod that I plan to use as a frame so that I can get back to hanging out with SEX WORKERS (I call them whores, but this is the internet and thus a safe space that doesn’t want to offend any of you pussies out there)….you know because I follow public health protocol….

I was happy to see that there’s been a rise month over month since the record low STD cases here in Quebec, we’re almost back to the monthly average we had before covid, which is exciting for all you unprotected sex perverts out there…

I am still surrounded by people whining about masks, which is fucking annoying, the bigger issue you should be fighting is false claims that get people cancelled, that shit makes me sick and not because I am a victim blamer but because snitches on all levels can’t be trusted by definition….so if they are ratting on a motherfucker, you gotta make sure they aren’t being paid off by someone who hates a motherfucker, or that they aren’t lying because they hate a motherfucker, since that public opinion cancelling can do lots of damage even when built on a lie.

I wonder if people are still mad about washing their groceries and delivery and hands….disinfecting that shit…with hand santizer…which I guess makes people who don’t believe in COVID as mad as masks…

As someone who loves all things alcohol and who has spent the last 20 years hand sanitizer the pussies of sex workers (I call them whores) I’ve fucked raw – because condoms are for pussies – you know to fight aids and those other STDs that are finally surging again, I’ve realized drinking the hand sanitizer makes the sex better…but more importantly that Hand Santizer doesn’t kill STDs….not even in your throat…

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2020

23

Jul

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print in the Pool of the Day

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Kendall Jenner looks her best when she is decapitated. I am not saying that as some kind of pyscho woman hater who thinks all women should be headless, despite popular belief I think women are fucking wonderful but more importantly I am a pacifist not into crimes of passion or dismemberment because I don’t have passion, or really a stomach for that kind of thing. I am saying that because I think Kendall Jenner is a body not a face and even her body is pretty overrated with all the hype it got as a model, when it is really just an influencer, because the family are a bunch of whores that can push product and for whatever reason brands want to be a part of that, maybe because it pushes product, in can’t because they think the Kardashians are cool, or anything but clickbait dogshit that have a solid digital marketing agency, because they are obviously clickbait dogshit…

So while they play off Kanye, play off all their bullshit soap opera scripted drama, all to hype up the family brand, Kendall’s task was to post some thirsty thursday look at her pussy in her a bathing suit pulled up to her neck…with her nasty ass Bruce Jenner face cropped out, to remind you she’s the best that shitty family has to offer…and even she perpetuates everything wrong with social media, America, consumerism, capitalism, the MEDIA in general….and YOU general population who created them…FUCK Ya’ll…while watching Kendall fuck the pool water like it was the pool jet….

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2020

23

Jul

Tanline Thursdays of the Day

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Summer, like Thursdays are for Tanlines…because there’s a huge Tanline fetish community on the internet which makes sense because it involves naked girls with basically their naughty parts highlighted so that you know they once had clothes on while in the sun and now that they aren’t in clothes getting sun…you’re seeing the bits they weren’t willing to show while out with the sun. It’s a deep rooted perversion that only the right kind of incel who can’t get laid can FULLY embrace (angrily)….because those tanlines aren’t and will never be on their face!

Man, girls are provocative…if you know what I mean…real provocative…for gain…if you know what I mean… I think they have a name for girl like this…I can’t quite place it because it has probably been redacted from the oxford dictionary but it is the oldest profession in the world…you see……

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2020

23

Jul

Dakota Johnson Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is the slut daughter of Melanie Griffith’s who is the slut daughter of Hitchcock’s masturbation material, something that probably would have got Hitchcock cancelled if it was present time, but that was seen as normal enough back then….you know because people weren’t fucking whiners and were just happy to be around geniuses even if they became creepy obsessed, shit was just a compliment not a rape….

I actually don’t remember the story of Tippi Hedren and Hitchcock but it had some similarities to the Tucker Carlson claims going around, because she rejected his sexual advances, he threatened to destroy her career, they made The Birds and Marnie and whatever else she did to pave the way for Melanie to fuck everyone in the 1970s Hollywood as the famous daughter, you know before launching her bullshit career that was gifted to her, like Dakota did all those years later…

I discount any accomplishments from spoiled brat rich people for obvious fucking reasons, mainly that they don’t need to try, they don’t need the talent and if anything everyone around them are just impressed groupies because of who their parents are….where I just think the celebrity parents makes them entitled, delusional brats…especially when they decide to get famous for themselves, or flash their ass that I am sure she’s pumped on, otherwise she wouldn’t post it….like a bottom feeding attention seeker she is…because she’s fucking empty, how can you not be empty when everything you’ve done is just a consequence of your mom and grandma…loser.