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2020

22

Jul

Rita Ora’s Braless Titty Jiggle Dance of the Day

Rita Ora has great tits, that’s why we even know she exists, without the great tits, there would be no Rita Ora…I am sure of it…but she has great tits, so we don’t need to talk “what ifs”, we aren’t children, we don’t need to talk hypothetical nonsense, we just need to look at her great tits in dance…not fully free like they should be…but barely covered by this outfit choice so that you can basically get the same effect…and that’s worth watching whether you think she’s a hack, or fat, or garbage, or not…the tits man…let them be celebrated they way they should without the host body trying to Milli Vanilli them.

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2020

22

Jul

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

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The most shocking thing that has happened today is that I saw these pics this morning and totally forgot to post them, I mean I don’t post 99 percent of the trash I see on the internet in any given day, even stuff that would help propel the site to being on the forefront of pop culture and relevance…but I am a legitimate fan of Elsa Hosk, a believer that she is the hottest Victoria’s Secret has ever produced. I am was a fan when she first replaced Candice Swanepoel as the hot new blonde, then I found out she was Swedish and previously a pro basketball player in some Swedish women’s league that I assume is just the title of a porn seres….”Swedish Women Basketpall Player 14 – FEEL THE MEATBALLS”….you get what I am saying here….and that is that she’s great….so there’s not excuse for me not giving her tits the credit they deserve when she’s out there showing us her tits….I mean besides that I am a drunken degenerate diabetic with hemorrhoids married to an obese woman who hates the internet, computers and the website I update everyday of my life like it is some sort of punishment for being an asshole all these years…and I don’t actually give a fuck that some VS model is showing her fucking tits, whether she’s hot or not, it’s all interchangeable and boring….obvious, pedestrian, basic, lame…I mean people need to start PUSHING envelopes, a see through bra, get the fuck out of here, even Miley Cyrus, a fucking Disney kid was edgier and more interesting…get it together ELSA…you ONE job is to be ON CAMERA…make it fucking count…and show us the butthole.

Here she is showing off some boots.

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2020

22

Jul

Olivia Culpo Gets Peed On of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some “bro” chick who people think is fucking hot, who works the instagram scene aggressively, and thanks to winning a Miss Universe pageant, has been able to spend the last decade fucking rich and famous people to elevate her brand. Her most recent hustle has been the pro football player, that is her fetish and what better way to be a WAG loser mooch bitch who brands pay for some reason, than to be in Sports Illustrated because it tricks the athletes to think that she’s not some groupie mooch bitch trying to get their sperm to be set for life…you know…whore shit…

This is a BTS golden shower / watersport / simulation but I am sure Culpo lets dudes pee on her on the regular, she’s just got that vibe….and it’s for Sports Illustrated, I guess.

I don’t really fuck with the scam that is SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM because I think it’s a whole lot of shitty models, doing shitty bikini content that instagram has been able to replicate with iphones and hotter girls basically 6 years ago, but since it’s a big draw for the Sports Fans because sports fans get pussy, the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED brand uses it to make a bunch of money, through advertisers or whatever, creating big budget shitty fucking swimsuit pics of whores who are in their bikinis all the fucking time on their social media….but they crave the SI stamp of approval, to live out their outdated childhood dream of being in the magazine, when all that shit is over…young people don’t even know what SI SWIM is….it’s just the old hags who think SI and Victoria’s Secret are the fucking answer to all validation they clearly seek, as they attention seek…

That said, ALL THINGS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM CAN BE SEEN HERE

Or you can just live out your Olivia Culpo getting peed on fantasies because someone out there thinks she’s more than the bootleg waitress she reminds me of….which is convenient since her fucking rich dudes has made her enough money to open a restaurant….she trash.

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2020

22

Jul

Today in On/Offs of the Day

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One of the greatest artistic expression that can be found on the internet by these self proclaimed artists or content creators or influencers or whatever the distraction from being a whore is being called these days….or would that be the diversion from being a whore…is the ON/OFF challenge, that isn’t really a challenge….but whatever convinces girls to jump on the bandwagon because there is no shortage of On/Offs on the internet being produced basically daily…

It’s the one clothed pic next to one nude pic – often taken the same day in the same place doing the same pose…which is the basic rules of an on/off…and you can see if the clothing helps them look better or if naked is better, even though by my definition naked is always better even if it doesn’t look as hot…because it’s naked…

It’s a good internet trend, one we should all endorse…and here are a bunch from the week I’ve gathered.

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2020

22

Jul

Izabel Goulart is in Mykonos Bitch of the Day

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Mykonos is the Lindsay Lohan, so might as well quote our leader as the title of this post…

I don’t even know if Lindsay Lohan is still in Mykonos, I don’t really pay attention to her and her acting as our leader is more just a VERY long running 15 year joke because I decided to choose a celebrity to fixate on in the early era of blogging and Paris Hilton was already taken.

That said, this Goulart is the kind of Brazilian Tranny you’d let give you AIDS and destroy the American Porn scene like it was LARA ROXX…I’m just coming at you with the 2005 references aren’t I….let me explain, in the 2000s, the porn industry had an AIDS outbreak, like the COVID outbreak, only it wasn’t from China, it was from Tranny Porn from Brazil and a new to the industry girl named Lara got that HIV and was a casualty of the whole thing, but is likely still alive, you know PREP shit.

ANYWAY…..GOULART…a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who may or may not be tranny, there are certain countries where the Trannies can pass, and the reality is. who cares, when you look this good, your ass will still get eaten by all the rich guys despite there being a big brazilian dick tucked into it, in fact some of the rich guys are probably more into that…especially in greek…the country where Anal sex was officially invented.

Point being, Goulart has been out of the Day to Day Victoria’s Secret shit,I guess she left America to stay in Brazil and up until they decided to cancel their infomercial, she was still doing that…giving her ample time to just do fitness, eat well, and the outcome…a great toned body…tanned and spectacular even if she’s old as shit in model years, she’s better than most of the lazy bitches out there because they just don’t try as hard…

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2020

22

Jul

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is some pig bitch that Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz found many years ago, I assume he fucked her and decided to give her work because he feared she was going to go public and the world would know he fucks fat chicks…this is back with Pete Wentz was a big deal I assume…

Anyway, she turned that seduction of a man with her fat tits into a career as a song writer, has some hit songs under her belt, along with whatever scabs Pete Wentz gave her and because the ego and narcissism is basically the name of the game, amplified with a proven track record, she decided that she can be a pop star also…people like fat chicks, she can dress crazy, write a few clickbait songs that will go viral on TikTok and secure herself as the star she knew she was the first time Pete Wentz came up her ass, because he knew she was the kind of girl who would fart it out and try to inseminate herself with it, but hoped the feces would act as a spermicide in the process…

Now I don’t know if she actually fucked Pete Wentz, I do know he launched her, created her, gave her a platform to get the confidence she needed to do this fat 30 something pretending to be a hot 20 something pop star…and in the last 6 months she’s clearly lost a lot of weight and is no longer as fucking gross…still big, but borderline acceptable big and this is her slutty outfit she probably bought from some instagram stripper brand all the girls show from despite their Swastika pendants, the pollution their made in china shit causes, and all that other “Woke” shit that goes out the window when it imposes itself on convenience…

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2020

22

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Jeans of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s been a disappointment for at least a decade…you know the prime example of why big tits need to be taken advantage of … at least sexually… despite what society is trying to tell you about how you shouldn’t take advantage of anything sexually… unless you are the girl with said tits…which is what I meant…because then it’s your body and your right to take advantage of things sexually…you know get that money from those pussy whipped losers they call SIMPS because like incels there is a category of dude who these girls target to get paid out by…

What I am trying to say is that Jennifer Love Hewitt was a set of tits on such a skinny frame that no one anticipated the rest of her body would catch up to the tits, but the body always catches up to the tits, and she’s been fat as shit for a long time at this point…so seeing her ass in jeans may not be an overly big ass to you middle of the road walmart shoppers, I mean this full ass is probably half a cheek in your world so you find it hot….but she’s from Hollywood motherfuckers and she’s fallen the fuck apart and even in this plus sized girls can work…she’s not…she’s too busy eating cake I assume.

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2020

22

Jul

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is such a fucking show off…everywhere she goes she’s like “my premature ass crawled out of the incubator and got cast in a fucking hit and now I’m rich”….you know because she looks like an underdeveloped baby that still has the sperm tail growing out of it’s forehead or some shit…no wait that’s just her mask….a good contribution to overall look, you know because she’s on some Benjamin Button shit…looking like she’s 90 at 25 or whatever age she is…but that’s not even why she’s a show off…

She’s a show off because she’s had 2 KIDNEY transplants because she’s rich as shit….because one wasn’t enough to rub in her privilege with so she went back for more…as people everywhere with Kidney failure are dying and not because they can’t find a match donor…but because they can’t afford to fucking pay for it…so let her do whatever activism she wants as she walks around with scars that if you read like brail say “Fuck all you poor fucks, I think I’m going to get another organ transplant just to rub it fucking in cuz 2 wasn’t enough”..

What a bitch.

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2020

22

Jul

Girl in a Bathing Suit’s Aggressive “Bridge” of the Day

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Here’s an instagram girl doing bathing suit bridge….with her full pussy out or at least a good percentage of her pussy out…you know getting as close to the edge of the outer lips as possible before it’s considered a pussy flash…

Obviously the girl knows what she is doing while pretending to be doing a wholesome and innocent showcase of her flexibility and bridge skills, the pussy aspect is just a coincidence…and is secondary to that skill. Only perverts would even notice it…right…that’s probably the narrative…and I’m a pervert…so all I see is pussy that clearly she wants us to see.

The funny thing in all this is that I hate the hypocrisy of social media, so I don’t even actively post on social media, I just avoid that shit hard…I think Facebook, Google, and Twitter are all fucking evil, evil that lucked out as the internet went viral and everyone got on board and needed a place to post their nonsense, but evil nevertheless…

So today, I said “I’ll post a video from StepfatherPresents to the StepfatherPresents Facebook Page ….and the URL was fully blocked….

So the backstory on StepfatherPresents is that a bunch of years ago, all these other safe for work sites were making 100k or more a month, but Drunken was too hardcore, so I tried to adapt to DrunkenStepfather being a porn site while getting that mainstream money, so I decided to do a totally safe for work, inoffensive, basic sharing of Youtube video sites that is facebook friendly…I didn’t bother producing original content for it, who has time for that, it’s just post random weirdness that is trending out there…ANYWAY…the point is that the site is zero offensive, there’s no nudity or even babes on there, which is why it makes about 4 dollars a month or less, but I still keep it going because of OCD…and facebook has decided sharing a cat video from there on the facebook page is against their community standards….ALL while this bitch, who is one of hundreds of thousands sluts on social media, is showing her cunt…it’s pretty fucking ridiculous….so fuck facebook, and stare at this sluts vagina that you probably want to fuck to, because that’s why she’s putting it out there.

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2020

22

Jul

Josephine Skriver being Hyped Up for a Bikini Shoot of the Day

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The funniest thing about models is that they think they are actual hard working hustlers because they have to wake up in their free 5 star hotel with all the room service they could ever want, sit in a chair for hair and make-up while some assistant feeds them ice coffees or whatever they want, then go to epic places in the most organized and structured way, because it’s high budget…..so that there are no hiccups, like dealing with some unruly tour guide who robs and kills you….only to get on the beach for your shoot where you role around as people hype you the fuck up with “gorgeous” “i love that” “Perfect” comments…

It’s all so funny, even funnier when it’s Josephine Skriver, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret favorite designer test tube baby who had her weirdo gay day design her based on DNA hacks, because that’s what Marine Biologists do when they are narcissists…and want to do something bigger than studying the egg laying habits of the Dutch Pickerel….

The good news is, his test tube baby worked and she looks like this, instead of what the rejects that didn’t work out in the experiment probably look like, legs growing out of their necks or some shit…

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