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2020

22

Jul

Izabel Goulart is in Mykonos Bitch of the Day

Mykonos is the Lindsay Lohan, so might as well quote our leader as the title of this post…

I don’t even know if Lindsay Lohan is still in Mykonos, I don’t really pay attention to her and her acting as our leader is more just a VERY long running 15 year joke because I decided to choose a celebrity to fixate on in the early era of blogging and Paris Hilton was already taken.

That said, this Goulart is the kind of Brazilian Tranny you’d let give you AIDS and destroy the American Porn scene like it was LARA ROXX…I’m just coming at you with the 2005 references aren’t I….let me explain, in the 2000s, the porn industry had an AIDS outbreak, like the COVID outbreak, only it wasn’t from China, it was from Tranny Porn from Brazil and a new to the industry girl named Lara got that HIV and was a casualty of the whole thing, but is likely still alive, you know PREP shit.

ANYWAY…..GOULART…a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who may or may not be tranny, there are certain countries where the Trannies can pass, and the reality is. who cares, when you look this good, your ass will still get eaten by all the rich guys despite there being a big brazilian dick tucked into it, in fact some of the rich guys are probably more into that…especially in greek…the country where Anal sex was officially invented.

Point being, Goulart has been out of the Day to Day Victoria’s Secret shit,I guess she left America to stay in Brazil and up until they decided to cancel their infomercial, she was still doing that…giving her ample time to just do fitness, eat well, and the outcome…a great toned body…tanned and spectacular even if she’s old as shit in model years, she’s better than most of the lazy bitches out there because they just don’t try as hard…

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2020

22

Jul

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

Bebe Rexha Bike Ride

Bebe Rexha is some pig bitch that Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz found many years ago, I assume he fucked her and decided to give her work because he feared she was going to go public and the world would know he fucks fat chicks…this is back with Pete Wentz was a big deal I assume…

Anyway, she turned that seduction of a man with her fat tits into a career as a song writer, has some hit songs under her belt, along with whatever scabs Pete Wentz gave her and because the ego and narcissism is basically the name of the game, amplified with a proven track record, she decided that she can be a pop star also…people like fat chicks, she can dress crazy, write a few clickbait songs that will go viral on TikTok and secure herself as the star she knew she was the first time Pete Wentz came up her ass, because he knew she was the kind of girl who would fart it out and try to inseminate herself with it, but hoped the feces would act as a spermicide in the process…

Now I don’t know if she actually fucked Pete Wentz, I do know he launched her, created her, gave her a platform to get the confidence she needed to do this fat 30 something pretending to be a hot 20 something pop star…and in the last 6 months she’s clearly lost a lot of weight and is no longer as fucking gross…still big, but borderline acceptable big and this is her slutty outfit she probably bought from some instagram stripper brand all the girls show from despite their Swastika pendants, the pollution their made in china shit causes, and all that other “Woke” shit that goes out the window when it imposes itself on convenience…


Bebe Rexha Bike Ride

Bebe Rexha Bike Ride

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2020

22

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Jeans of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Jeans

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s been a disappointment for at least a decade…you know the prime example of why big tits need to be taken advantage of … at least sexually… despite what society is trying to tell you about how you shouldn’t take advantage of anything sexually… unless you are the girl with said tits…which is what I meant…because then it’s your body and your right to take advantage of things sexually…you know get that money from those pussy whipped losers they call SIMPS because like incels there is a category of dude who these girls target to get paid out by…

What I am trying to say is that Jennifer Love Hewitt was a set of tits on such a skinny frame that no one anticipated the rest of her body would catch up to the tits, but the body always catches up to the tits, and she’s been fat as shit for a long time at this point…so seeing her ass in jeans may not be an overly big ass to you middle of the road walmart shoppers, I mean this full ass is probably half a cheek in your world so you find it hot….but she’s from Hollywood motherfuckers and she’s fallen the fuck apart and even in this plus sized girls can work…she’s not…she’s too busy eating cake I assume.

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2020

22

Jul

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage

Sarah Hyland is such a fucking show off…everywhere she goes she’s like “my premature ass crawled out of the incubator and got cast in a fucking hit and now I’m rich”….you know because she looks like an underdeveloped baby that still has the sperm tail growing out of it’s forehead or some shit…no wait that’s just her mask….a good contribution to overall look, you know because she’s on some Benjamin Button shit…looking like she’s 90 at 25 or whatever age she is…but that’s not even why she’s a show off…

She’s a show off because she’s had 2 KIDNEY transplants because she’s rich as shit….because one wasn’t enough to rub in her privilege with so she went back for more…as people everywhere with Kidney failure are dying and not because they can’t find a match donor…but because they can’t afford to fucking pay for it…so let her do whatever activism she wants as she walks around with scars that if you read like brail say “Fuck all you poor fucks, I think I’m going to get another organ transplant just to rub it fucking in cuz 2 wasn’t enough”..

What a bitch.

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2020

22

Jul

Girl in a Bathing Suit’s Aggressive “Bridge” of the Day

Here’s an instagram girl doing bathing suit bridge….with her full pussy out or at least a good percentage of her pussy out…you know getting as close to the edge of the outer lips as possible before it’s considered a pussy flash…

Obviously the girl knows what she is doing while pretending to be doing a wholesome and innocent showcase of her flexibility and bridge skills, the pussy aspect is just a coincidence…and is secondary to that skill. Only perverts would even notice it…right…that’s probably the narrative…and I’m a pervert…so all I see is pussy that clearly she wants us to see.

The funny thing in all this is that I hate the hypocrisy of social media, so I don’t even actively post on social media, I just avoid that shit hard…I think Facebook, Google, and Twitter are all fucking evil, evil that lucked out as the internet went viral and everyone got on board and needed a place to post their nonsense, but evil nevertheless…

So today, I said “I’ll post a video from StepfatherPresents to the StepfatherPresents Facebook Page ….and the URL was fully blocked….

So the backstory on StepfatherPresents is that a bunch of years ago, all these other safe for work sites were making 100k or more a month, but Drunken was too hardcore, so I tried to adapt to DrunkenStepfather being a porn site while getting that mainstream money, so I decided to do a totally safe for work, inoffensive, basic sharing of Youtube video sites that is facebook friendly…I didn’t bother producing original content for it, who has time for that, it’s just post random weirdness that is trending out there…ANYWAY…the point is that the site is zero offensive, there’s no nudity or even babes on there, which is why it makes about 4 dollars a month or less, but I still keep it going because of OCD…and facebook has decided sharing a cat video from there on the facebook page is against their community standards….ALL while this bitch, who is one of hundreds of thousands sluts on social media, is showing her cunt…it’s pretty fucking ridiculous….so fuck facebook, and stare at this sluts vagina that you probably want to fuck to, because that’s why she’s putting it out there.

Posted in:Videos

2020

22

Jul

Josephine Skriver being Hyped Up for a Bikini Shoot of the Day

The funniest thing about models is that they think they are actual hard working hustlers because they have to wake up in their free 5 star hotel with all the room service they could ever want, sit in a chair for hair and make-up while some assistant feeds them ice coffees or whatever they want, then go to epic places in the most organized and structured way, because it’s high budget…..so that there are no hiccups, like dealing with some unruly tour guide who robs and kills you….only to get on the beach for your shoot where you role around as people hype you the fuck up with “gorgeous” “i love that” “Perfect” comments…

It’s all so funny, even funnier when it’s Josephine Skriver, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret favorite designer test tube baby who had her weirdo gay day design her based on DNA hacks, because that’s what Marine Biologists do when they are narcissists…and want to do something bigger than studying the egg laying habits of the Dutch Pickerel….

The good news is, his test tube baby worked and she looks like this, instead of what the rejects that didn’t work out in the experiment probably look like, legs growing out of their necks or some shit…

Josephine Skriver SI


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2020

22

Jul

Jodie Sweetin Meth Titties of the Day

There was a time when Jodie Sweetin was just a broken child star from Full House who filled the void after Full House was over with some solid meth addiction, you know the majority of the press she got in her 20s and maybe even part of her 30s was about how much of a fucking crackhead she was….and it made me laugh, but would have been far more impressive if she was actually toothless and filled with scabs from scratching the “bugs” off her as meth addicts do….unfortunately she was way too middle class of a meth addict….and then the whole revival thing happened and next thing you know, she’s back on FULL HOUSE….reconnecting with the fans with her ONE and ONLY character….Stephanie Tanner….

Well here are her big tits that were once impressive on her small frame, but now that she’s 40, big tits aren’t all that impressive…it means sloppy titties…still fun but oftentimes nasty…especially when they were once meth tits you could probably fuck for a baggy of meth….if anything…her recovery is a downer, she could have been a Maitland Ward.

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2020

22

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

I just wish girls who participated in the WET SPOT, WET PANTY challenge were less fucking gross.

I legit gag at some of these pics, which is all part of the fun I guess!

In a world where everyone is a fucking degenerate dirtbag looking for likes, it is hard to find content that makes me gag….and when I do I celebrate.

This is me celebrating….gross pussy juice…even though I typically love pussy juice….as long as it isn’t a fat chick’s ratty ass underwear…

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2020

22

Jul

Country Singer VS a Karen and Other Videos of the Day

Trying to be Sexy Fail

Living Close to the Wild Fires

Crazy Fucking Bus Driver in China

Cyclist Falls into a Puddle

World Famous Dart Player Beaten by 8 Year Old…

Idiot Does a Wheelie

Anti Masker

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2020

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with this whole MeToo movement thing is that I got some lawyer requesting a take down of one of her client’s images from the site, it was some random nude model that I guess rethought her choices because she wasn’t considering her future self when she dove into the nude photoshoots of the internet that has made so many girls famous…

The lawyer had the balls to basically say that the model had suffered abuse and trauma and all this other shit, so that when she signed the contract of consent with the photographer she signed over her nude pics to, that I basically repurposed for this site, she was not in a position to give consent and that they had medical records from when she was 15 stating that despite being over 18 in her shoot, she was not mentally sound to do a nude shoot in her 20s for instagram hype….I think it’s called posturing…

Basically anyone who doesn’t like things they were supper into when Miley Cyrus was putting her vagina everywhere and everyone was going nuts with the getting naked….can pretend they had trauma, mental illness, anything to absolve them from their decisions…

Now, I am a nice guy and have NO issue taking down pics of anyone I post if they ask me to, I just find this shit on social media and other random internet places and I run my captions on it…if a naked model doesn’t want to be naked 5 years after being naked…just ask me to take down the pics….medical records, trauma, playing victim, acting abused by whoever took the pics, which isn’t ME, I just repurpose them…makes me fucking hate you…and the narrative you tell yourself to justify your slutty…

ANYWAY – the world is nuts, don’t believe anything anyone says and here are some stepLINKS….

WWE Hall of Famer Torrie Wilson Spreads Love and Kindness With a Naked Selfie
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Elsa Hosk See Through Titty for a magazine
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Jessie James Decker Looks Perfect in a Bikini
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This Amber Heard Courtroom Picture is Amazing – Check Out Johnny
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Sydney Sweeney is on the Green
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Orlando Bloom Killed His Dog…Asshole
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Wanda Icardi Spills Out of Her Lingerie on the Gram
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Ketchup Straw trick
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What Language Do Cats Respond To Most – GERMAN ALWAYS WORKS
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1961 Interview About Whether Bikinis be Banned
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s Son Being Sued by Alleged Stabbing Victim
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This Bear Interating with Humans is WIld
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Kim and Kanye are getting a Divorce and She’s Defending His Crazy because it’s a Good Storyline for their Bullshit
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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