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2020

30

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Sports Bra of the Day

It is always interesting when you see a 300 pounder in activewear…I’ve always looked at fat women who dominated the ATHLEISURE clothing market of fitness gear before the non fat girls got on board…because the non fat girls considered the clothing to be for the gym…how to look good at the gym…while the fat women were just forced into the athletic gear as outerwear for a lack of other options….XXL Yoga Pants stretch the fuck out aggressively and have allowed fat girls everywhere to wear pants rather than the bed sheets they’d otherwise be forced to wear….

Now Ireland Baldwin may not be a traditional 300 pounder, because she doesn’t have that obese body because she’s 7 feet tall…but she is definitely a XXL like those fat women, it’s just more proportionate and can be passed off as hot hip to waist ratio and big ol titties….even though she’s a size 60 jean….

This is her pretending to do fitness, when we all know her workout of choice is prescription anti-depressants…

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2020

30

Jun

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…which is probably why millennials are all about eating assholes and sticking things in assholes…unless that’s just because they are raised on porno and are coddled by their helicopter parents…and aren’t millennials basically “boomers” now…with a whole new generation of young perverts out here ready to get pegged….since they are all LGBTQRST….it’s cool to be fluid…in a people are people kind of way because they are all raised on porn and have watched hard dick in pussy for their entire lives…making them more open minded to doing gay shit…because it adds variety to their already maxed out sexual lives….it’s the same reason male celebs probably fuck dude….such perverts doing pervert shit always horny they’re down for anyone…but we don’t need to analyze that weirdness….we just gotta look at thongs, or pussy hammocks that are designed to catch pussy drip…like a pussy drip pan, rather than asshole drip which is probably more e-coli bacteria ridden….but fuck the panty line, let me rub my shitty anus on my pants to avoid that panty line, but let’s keep that pussy covered….

I guess what I am saying is that as an asshole, I relate to assholes, and like Assholes peeking out of thongs…because it is assholes peeking out of thongs….even though not all assholes are created equally…

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2020

30

Jun

Phoebe Price White Panties of the Day

Phoebe Price White Panties

Phoebe Price would be far better if she wasn’t trying to be famous, you know if she didn’t crave the fame, and instead was just mocking the fame with every outrageous, often poorly put together photoshoot she’s done, because that is where the comedy is in what she does…..

If I knew what Ironic meant, I’d say that if she did celebrity ironically, where each tabloid was a win in the TROLL mocking celebrity culture, instead of each tabloid being a stamp of approval in her delusional mind that she is in fact amongst the celebs, not some satirist who is doing commentary on celebrity….

But she’s still fucking aswesome and I am a fan, whether she ever releases that sex tape I’ve been asking to release for her for years or not…because whatever the motivation is for her…the results are the same…celebrity is a joke….and we need Phoebe’s to remind us of that….she gets the same paparazzi to take pics of her as the other celebs all because she wears silly outfits…because celebrities are useless but Phoebe is the voice we all need!

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2020

30

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples

You have heard of CANCEL CULTURE, but have you heard of CANKLE CULTURE?

Her name is Lily Rose Depp, you may know her as the pretentious rich kid raised in a celebrity bubble, who by default assumes she’s a celebrity because despite having cankles and being a solid 4 feet tall is hired by French fashion brands because of her mom’s celebrity, making her seem cultured, worldly, I mean a Euro passport and an American passport and maybe even a Bahamian passport since Johnny Depp owns an island there and the only reason to own an island in the bahamas is for tax evasion….but all those things probably add up to the worst possible person….but despite being the worst, she’s got some hard nipples in a tight tank top because bras are a thing for boomers and hard nipples are a thing that let us visualize her full naked tit in times when we don’t have access to her full naked tit.

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples

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2020

30

Jun

Nina Dobrev Reptilian Humanoid of the Day

Nina Dobrev Reptilian Humanoid

Nina Dobrev is a reptilian humanoid because she attracted a lizard while in her green bikini showing off her tits….it is the only thing that explains how some Gypsy from Eastern Europe ended up in LA, having sex with a rich Ginger Snowboarder, after having been on a TV show or two…instead of working the local strip club or webcam site like normal Eastern European immigrants…it is all so peculiar and I blame Canada….and/or her tits…even though those other Eastern European immigrants have tits, they don’t all know how to use them outside of sex work to get a bigger ROI on them…at least that’s my theory….Dobrev was probably a rich kid or at least Middle Class, which in Canada means she can go onto LA and do things like ACT, while other immigrants are just trying to eat and the easiest way to get paid when you’re a girl is tits….so when you don’t have the luxury of middle class Canada life, you gotta go right for the gold….anyway…here are her tits with a lizard.

Nina Dobrev New Friend


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2020

30

Jun

Kaia Gerber Booty in Leggings of the Day

Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has been groomed by her mother and their lifestyle in Malibu, to carry on the family torch, or would it be model body, because that’s what they have lined up for her, because celebrity parents were drawn to the light that is celebrity, the glitz and the glam, the self importance with their fans and all that other shit, so they come from a place of being HYPED on the whole celebrity thing, at a level where they want their kids in on the same experiences, but not for money, just for clout, because it’s easy and it feels good when the world celebrates you….

I guess the celeb parents of Malibu are all competitive also, so when they see the ugly Bella Hadid who someone said yesterday looked like a ROBOT, where I’m more into a tranny sex worker, who is RUNNING the model thing, is seen as a top model, is buying 6 million dollar apartments, all while looking like some fucking Palestinian man milking his camel….it gives people like Cindy Crawford hope that since she was a top model, her connections will embrace her daughter as being a trained top model, following in momma’s footsteps, only her daughter actually looks like a potential model…

That’s not to say she’s not a terrible, entitled, white person….we don’t care about any of that, we just care if they look good and Kaia looks good…anything to take the hype from the Hadids and the Jenners is a good thing to endorse to me!

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2020

30

Jun

Kaylyn Slevin Rockin’ That Bikini of the Day

Kaylyn Slevin is some actress I’ve never heard of who is in some show I’ve never heard of called Chicken Girls….

She is posing provocatively in a bikini because this is standard marketing practice from young female starlets. Which is pretty funny because a decade ago, they’d get cancelled from Disney for being too racy where as now this is the norm….luckily I am not a father in this era of everyone being a stripper because I’d hate to be raising a stripper kid…

Her bio says she’s an actress, dancer and model…since the age of 9….which goes back to my “what the fuck are parents up to these days, like lay down the law you perverts”….9 years old…that shit is inappropriate anyway you look at it.

She’s been involved in all kinds of great charities like “Students Against Distructive Decisions” – whatever the fuck that is….and she has 625k followers on IG, 350k followers on TikTok, and she posts content like this….looking all 90s playmate…in 2020…for you sick fucks…don’t worry she’s 19….

Oh and she’s an LA Chargers cheerleader, so there’s also that..

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2020

30

Jun

Today in On/Offs of the Day

Here’s a compilation of a bunch of girls showing you what they look like clothed, then naked, taking out the guest work of whether their clothing is functional and holds them together, or if it is bulky and just gets in the way of a good time….for some of these women it’s the former, for others it is the latter, but for me…it’s a win across the board because I like to see all these ladies naked….whether I like it or not…it’s better than not naked….I’m like a nudist in that I want every female around me naked at all times even if they are repulsive….I blame perversion.

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2020

30

Jun

Girl Can’t Figure Out Gas Pump and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl vs Anti-Masker –

Downtown Waterfall!

Dude Angry about Fireworks

Racist Smackdown

Dude Goes After Black Lives matter Poster Remover….

Lady Parks Car on Top of Another Car

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2020

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Social Media is Evil….but Only Fans / Premium is more evil in a good way…

These idiots who were trying to make it as “influencers” on social media realized it was too labor intensive and competitive, since everyone and their moms, literally their moms are doing “hey you guys, subscribe to my channel”….documenting their personal experiences with products like they are fucking Oprah or like we fucking care about the recipe to your “classic chicken satay”….

So they are like, “maybe I’ll just sell nudes”….it’s trendy, it’s edgy, it’s cool, it’s woke….so they spend a few weeks posting tit pics, trying to tease a little, you know being subtle only to get no where…and within 60 days…they are taking raw dick up the ass in selfie video…so basically the girl who would have been pushing skinny tea, is now pushing back on some unprotected tinder cock for her “fans” because she can’t lose the fans once they get bored of the tits…so basically we have an entire generation of porn chicks….not porn stars but porn chicks….pretty hilarious and fun to watch….not that you should ever pay an ungrateful money grubbing girl for her nudes…that’s for suckers and you are better than that….

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This Woman With No Lower Body Does Pushups!
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Barbara Palvin – Bikini Poser!
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RIP Carl Reiner – He was a Legend – What a Great Life!
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Paige Spiranac and her Big Boobs Has a Great Argument for Wearing Masks
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Victoria Swarovski is a Bikini Heiress!
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Let’s Hope Lucero Gomez is Starting a New Swimwear Trend
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Bella Hadid Just bought 6 million dollar Condo in Zayn’s Building and Gigi Hadid just bought a 10 million dollars worth of Condos to make into One Condo….because the industry is fucking stupid and pay these idiots
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Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey Star in Their Own Chick-fil-A Commercial
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Footage From A Drone Looks Like A Real Life Video Game!
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COVID-19 Piñata vs Kid
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Carmella Rose – Nude-Ish
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Covid MEMES!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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